Awkward (2011) Season 1 Episode 10

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Awkward (2011) Season 1 Episode 10 - No Doubt  #RealityRealmUS Reality Realm US

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00:00Or there was a fight.

00:01Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.

00:06For two weeks, Tamara had tortured me with her silence.

00:09And if she didn't break the silence soon,

00:11I was starting to doubt that we'd ever be friends again.

00:14Jenna?

00:15Jenna?

00:16Why would you kiss Jenna Hamilton?

00:19There's the bitch.

00:21Vicar!

00:21No, Liz, look, it's not her fault.

00:23She didn't do anything wrong.

00:24Ah!

00:27Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome.

00:32Unless you're the one getting hit.

00:33Damn!

00:39Hey, hey, party's over, people!

00:40Palos Hills has zero tolerance for violence.

00:43Zero is a bruises hero.

00:46Blondies, come with me.

00:49Not you, Rebecca.

00:50Got him.

00:52They're calling it the slap hurt across the quad.

00:54It already has a name?

00:55Yes, but it totally needs a rewrite.

00:56It should have been called the smack attack.

00:58Which it was.

00:59No joke.

01:00You've got to tell me, what was Numbnet saying before she knocked you back?

01:02I think she was speaking in tongues.

01:04She is so jacked up on Jesus.

01:07I'm glad we're friends again.

01:08We're not.

01:10It was a friendship drive-by.

01:12This is Lissa's circle of trust, okay?

01:16And this is you.

01:18What we need to do is get you back into Lissa's circle.

01:23I will be a neutral listener to help guide you in the right direction.

01:26Feel free to open up.

01:27I'll be completely objective.

01:29I trusted you.

01:30You said you would never lie to me and now you've humiliated me in front of the entire school.

01:34I didn't lie to you.

01:35Oh, liar.

01:36No, I told you the truth.

01:38It's just, it took me a while to figure out how to tell you.

01:42Sometimes men feel like if they tell you about the cheating, it makes it okay.

01:46It doesn't.

01:47It's selfish.

01:48And doing it publicly was really douchey.

01:51And now, everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.

01:53Honey, that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.

01:58What?

01:59Lissa, I'm sorry.

02:05And I feel horrible.

02:08And I never meant to kiss Jenna.

02:10It was an impulsive mistake.

02:12And if you want to break up, I mean, I'll totally understand.

02:15I don't want to break up.

02:16Do you want to break up?

02:17Well, as long as we're being honest here.

02:20Stay up!

02:24No.

02:25Oh, good.

02:26Owning up to being a man whore is not an easy task.

02:29Now, we need to make things right.

02:30Lissa, what can Jake do to get back into your circle of trust?

02:35He can give me everything I want?

02:41I am good at being Switzerland.

02:44I'm not good at being Switzerland.

02:46Chinese people can't digest cheese and chocolate.

02:49And the only thing we're neutral about is child labor.

02:52I don't want to put you in the middle either.

02:53But Tamara only talks to me after I've been physically assaulted.

02:56Do you want me to hit you?

02:57No!

02:58Can't you guys get over it already?

03:00You kissed her crush.

03:02She wrote the heinous letter.

03:03The way I see it, you're even.

03:04I just need you to bring her to the sanctuary.

03:07How am I supposed to do that?

03:09Lie.

03:10I'll try.

03:12But I'm not good at it.

03:14Hey, homewrecker.

03:16Did I cross a line?

03:19No.

03:20The line is across my cheek.

03:21You can probably still see it.

03:22So were you ever going to tell me you kissed my best friend?

03:24I didn't kiss Jake.

03:25He practically walked into my face.

03:27How about I walk into it?

03:28I think my face has had more than enough action for one day.

03:31That's too bad because I was hoping we could hook up tonight.

03:34For the record, hooking up involves my face.

03:37I meant you want to get together.

03:39Clothes on or off?

03:40Optional.

03:41But you should probably wear something to start.

03:42Kinda hard to take you out to dinner with your boobs hanging low.

03:45My boobs don't hang low.

03:46Oh, I know.

03:47Unfortunately, so does everyone else.

03:48So, dinner.

03:49Yeah.

03:50Are you asking me out?

03:51Are you always as difficult?

03:52I don't know.

03:53Ask Jake.

03:54Okay, Jenna.

03:55Will you go out with me?

03:56I thought you'd never ask.

03:57I'll text you later.

03:58I couldn't wait to share the exciting development in my love life.

03:59With myself.

04:00The fate of my friendship rested in Ming's hands.

04:01And needless to say, I was worried.

04:02Where is it?

04:03For a second.

04:04I don't know.

04:05Ask Jake.

04:06I don't know.

04:07Ask Jake.

04:08Okay, Jenna.

04:09Will you go out with me?

04:10Will you go out with me?

04:11I thought you'd never ask.

04:12I'll text you later.

04:13I couldn't wait to share the exciting development in my love life.

04:17With myself.

04:18The fate of my friendship rested in Ming's hands.

04:21And needless to say, I was worried.

04:23Where is it?

04:24For a sex touch?

04:29What the hell is a sex touch?

04:32Ming, that's your handwriting.

04:33Why would you write this?

04:34And more importantly, why would you show me?

04:36I...

04:39Jenna!

04:40I asked her to bring you here.

04:41I'm sorry I kissed Ricky Schwartz, but it wasn't my fault.

04:43I was drugged and I'm pretty sure he was the one who kissed me first.

04:46I'm not ready to forgive you.

04:47Why?

04:48I always forgive you.

04:49And for much worse things.

04:50Oh, like what?

04:51Like the carefrontation.

04:53I didn't write the letter.

04:56But I know who did.

05:02No carb chocolate with gummy bears on the side.

05:05Are they gummy sugar free?

05:06Of course.

05:07But don't eat too many.

05:08The lady behind the counter said they're basically candy laxatives.

05:11I know.

05:12This is not carb free.

05:13It's not carb free.

05:14You want me to get you another one?

05:18No.

05:19Dude, I think you left your nads back in the car.

05:23Nope.

05:24She's got them.

05:25It was either drive all the way to Yummy Yogurt or go to church this weekend.

05:28Why would you tell her about the kiss?

05:29I'm not good at keeping secrets.

05:30But why does everybody have to know everything?

05:32Cause.

05:33If the shit gets out, then there's drama.

05:35Rosati, you sound like a girl.

05:36She's right.

05:37This isn't carb free.

05:39Why did you say you wrote the letter if you didn't?

05:41I was hurt.

05:42And you know I have a low tolerance for pain.

05:45Can you forgive me?

05:57Now that we're being honest, I think Maddie wrote the letter.

06:02This is another slappity of a point.

06:04The facts are on the ground.

06:05Did you or did you not receive the letter the last day of summer camp?

06:08The day he voted your hymen off the island.

06:10And isn't it a fact that he continues to hump you in hiding?

06:17That's not a fact.

06:18Well, whatever.

06:19He still kissed another girl in front of you.

06:22He apologized for that, sort of.

06:24I have no further questions.

06:25He's Anne Franking you.

06:27There's no way.

06:28You're in too deep.

06:29You're blinded by his hair product.

06:31As your friend who will never ever like you ever again,

06:34I am telling you it's Obby.

06:36He's grooming you in private so he can take you public.

06:38Well, he must think I'm ready because we're going out tonight.

06:43In public.

06:44An hour drive didn't seem very public.

06:51Maybe he was Anne Franking me.

06:54While Tamara made a good case with her law and order logic,

06:58I just couldn't wrap my mind around Maddie writing the letter.

07:01He was a remedial speller.

07:04And that was proof enough for me to exonerate him.

07:14Look it.

07:15I hate to be a buzzkill, but you guys have to bail.

07:17Maddie is going to be here any minute.

07:20Aha!

07:21I knew she taped it back together.

07:23Exhibit A.

07:24Number three.

07:25The only people more pathetic than you are your friends.

07:28Drop the dead weight.

07:30It's one thing for him to diss you, but how can you let him diss us?

07:34Crap.

07:35You guys cannot leave this room.

07:36You can Nancy Drew this another time.

07:38If you're so sure he didn't write the letter, why can't we just say hi?

07:41Yeah.

07:42Are you afraid he'll think your friends are pathetic?

07:44You are pathetic for trying to ruin my first date.

07:47She makes a good point.

07:49Fine.

07:50But don't come looking for this shoulder to cry on when the truth is revealed.

07:53Mine will be available.

07:55Stay.

07:58Such a fat little baby.

08:00She was even bigger than the ponies at the farm.

08:02They wouldn't let her ride them because it wasn't safe for the horses.

08:05They were miniature horses.

08:06Mom, don't you have somewhere to be?

08:08Yes.

08:09I'm meeting your father at the annual fundraiser for narcolepsy.

08:13Every year it's the same thing.

08:14A whole lot of booze, a whole lot of boring.

08:17At least they can sleep through it.

08:19Mom, it's a serious disorder.

08:20No, it's not.

08:21It's a gift.

08:22Those people get to sleep through the night without pills.

08:32Have a good night.

08:43I'm excited.

08:44He was excited.

08:45And nervous.

08:46It was sweet.

08:47He was sweet.

08:48He was sweet.

08:49Whatever minuscule doubt that was lingering in the far recesses of my brain was now obsolete.

08:58We had chemistry.

09:00We had excitement.

09:01We had been in the car for over an hour.

09:06Are we lost?

09:07No, we're just going somewhere special.

09:09It is worth the drive.

09:11Suddenly, I was thinking of Tamara.

09:13And Anne Frank.

09:14And that sign at the Mexican border of people escaping under the dark of night.

09:18Was Maddie trying to hide me?

09:20And if not, where the hell was he taking me?

09:23Reseda?

09:26Where the F was Reseda?

09:30Hey!

09:31Maddie, am I crazy or is Jake pretty tight with Samantha Olsen?

09:34Yeah.

09:35Mm-hmm.

09:37Maddie says they talk all the time.

09:38I don't care how many froyos he buys you.

09:41Jake can't be trusted.

09:42Look at all the girls he's friends with.

09:44He's class president.

09:46And I have faith in him.

09:47I know he's learned his lesson.

09:49Really?

09:50Then why didn't he defriend the crazy bitch?

09:53I never asked him to defriend her.

09:56God would want me to overlook this.

09:58That's interesting.

09:59What is?

10:00You and God.

10:01Isn't he supposed to be all-knowing and kind?

10:04He is.

10:05Then why would he let Jenna kiss your boyfriend?

10:07You should stop listening to him and listen to me.

10:10Remember, God sold out his only son to die on a stick.

10:15Okay.

10:17What would you do?

10:18The only way you can be with Jake is if you have insurance.

10:23Write this down.

10:24Number one, he needs to defriend her like yesterday.

10:28Number two, you need all of his passwords, email, phone, etc.

10:32We need to be able to creep on him at all times.

10:35Number three, he can never speak to her again.

10:41On second thought, let's write down what Jake needs to say to Jenna.

10:44Jenna.

10:45I know the opening.

10:47Jenna, you're a skitch.

10:49A skanky bitch.

10:50Don't pretend like you coined it.

10:52I did.

10:53But I think we need to build to that.

10:55special?

10:56The restaurant was a hole in the wall.

10:57Isn't it nice?

10:58Yeah.

10:59Nice.

11:00And secluded.

11:01Guess we won't run into anyone here.

11:02Hey Dole!

11:03Hey!

11:04Good to see you again!

11:05You too!

11:06in the wall. Isn't it nice? Yeah, nice and secluded. Guess we won't run into anyone

11:16here. Hey doll. Hey. Good to see you again. You too. It hit me. This was where he took

11:28all his reject dates. The ones he couldn't take out in public. The girl with the lazy

11:32eye. The girl with chest hair. And the girl who tried to kill herself. But we didn't

11:42order. When I made the reservation, I ordered in advance. Here, try this. I was being force

11:50fed and hidden in Reseda. I felt cheap. Like the lattice he was hiding me behind. Tomorrow

11:57was right. I was too blind to see it before, but under the glow of tacky twinkle lights,

12:02I was seeing clearly. Are you okay? You seem upset. It's kind of obvious, don't you

12:07think? The long drive out here. The secret little corner table. Matty, my boy! Hey! He told

12:17me he was bringing someone special. Jenna. Jenna, Matty has never brought a girl here

12:22before. And in honor of this occasion, don't tell your mom. Right. Thanks, Uncle Pat.

12:29Huh. Sorry about all the attention. I've never done this whole date thing before. And I just

12:39wanted to make it memorable. And now I'm rambling. Hey. It's perfect. What do you say we eat fast

12:54and get out of here? Hi! Didn't I tell you guys to leave? Actually, you just said to wait in your room,

13:12so we did. We were just in the middle of a game. You guys should join us, Matty. We don't really

13:17want to play a game. It won't take long. That is, unless you think games are pathetic. Oh, I'm in.

13:24What are we playing? The game's called What's Your Dirty Secret.

13:28Okay, everyone write down a dirty secret on the piece of paper, then we'll put them in the bowl

13:32and try to figure out who wrote each one. Got it? Good. I'm not totally following. It's pretty basic.

13:38You write down something you haven't told anyone. Like, say if you, oh, I don't know,

13:41wrote a mean anonymous letter about a girl you liked? Something like that.

13:51Oh, too late. Okay. First one. My friends embarrass me. Good one, Hamilton. We love you, too.

14:04My parents think I'm gay?

14:06Oh, definitely not me. It's the hair and my extensive sneaker collection.

14:15Mine's going to be really lame. We'll be the judge of that. Game over.

14:21I felt up my grandparents' special ed neighbor when I was 11.

14:25She grabbed my hand and put on my boot.

14:32She put my hand on her boot.

14:34And on that note, it's time for a hoe and tell.

14:37Now, where does special ed fit on the tiny piece?

14:39Put that away now.

14:40Wait, wait, wait, wait. I want to check this out.

14:44I had sex with Mrs. Lungard in the fifth grade.

14:47Well, I mean, sure, she's hot, but, I mean, I was 10, and having sex was technically impossible.

14:54Oh, Marie McGinty. All right.

14:58Guess I'm a rock star.

14:59Can I ask you something personal?

15:01At this point, do you really need to ask?

15:03How do you get your hair to do that?

15:07Enough with the games.

15:08I'm sensing a little frustration, Rosati.

15:11Really?

15:12Might want to watch the tude. You're still on thin ice.

15:15Liz, you've been fed, manicured, chauffeured around all day.

15:20Can we please just be done?

15:21Don't respond. You're fragile.

15:23We'll let you know when you've atoned, after you've atoned.

15:28Babe, it's almost over.

15:29This is the last stop.

15:31Why are we at Jenna Hamilton's house?

15:33Didn't you say you'd do anything for me?

15:36Yeah, but...

15:36Take this letter, knock on Jenna's door, and read it to her.

15:40You want me to trust you?

15:41Then you have to trust me.

15:45What kind of product do you use?

15:52No, no, no.

15:53It is less about the product,

15:55and more about the flip.

15:59So, I need some guy advice.

16:01Hit me.

16:02There's this guy I like, and he kissed another girl in front of me.

16:06She's a really good friend of mine, so I totally forgave her,

16:08because it wasn't her fault, because she was basically roofied.

16:10But do you think he was doing it to make me jealous?

16:13Don't waste your time.

16:14The guy sounds like a douche.

16:15If he really liked you, then he wouldn't kiss another girl in front of you.

16:20Did Maddie completely forget that he kissed another girl in front of me?

16:23Or was he trying to tell me something?

16:25So, should I give him a second chance?

16:27I mean, we never DTR'd.

16:29Define the relationship.

16:30Didn't he sort of define it when he kissed that other girl?

16:36I never thought about it like that.

16:39My friends had clearly fallen under Maddie's spell.

16:42So, how do I get a hotter guy?

16:44As I watched them fawn over him,

16:45I started to wonder if I was as easy to fool as they were.

16:49You've got to move on, so you can be open to a more quality guy.

16:52Was his advice the advice I should be taking myself?

16:57I have to take a picture of your matching hair.

17:01I am so posting this.

17:03Wait, wait a second.

17:04What?

17:05You embarrassed to be seen with Ming?

17:07No door.

17:08Get in here.

17:08The things we do and the things we let

17:11Between the tide and the cigarettes

17:14All the cups that you cannot sip

17:17Between our beds across our lips

17:20What are you doing here?

17:25I, uh...

17:26I wanted to apologize.

17:29In person.

17:30For telling Lissa about the kiss.

17:33I never meant for it to go down that way.

17:35I still can't believe she slapped you.

17:36I think you're a really good person, Jenna.

17:45And you've been through enough.

17:47I didn't mean to drag you into my s***.

17:50I'm sorry.

17:52Thanks.

17:53I really appreciate that, Jake.

17:56And the slap wasn't that bad.

18:03I should go.

18:04I'm sorry to bug you.

18:12Bye.

18:17Who was that?

18:18Just someone.

18:19A friend.

18:20Thing.

18:23What have they done to you?

18:24My pores are clogged.

18:26You shouldn't leave me alone with your friends.

18:27They're falling in love with me.

18:28What'd she say?

18:34Was she crying?

18:34I bet the freak is sharpening her razor blades right now.

18:37I can't believe you wrote this.

18:39But now I know that I can trust you.

18:41And everything will be better from here on out.

18:43Oh, yeah.

18:43You're right.

18:44It will be.

18:45Because we're done.

18:46And we can get pizza.

18:47I was thinking Mama Jo's.

18:48Or maybe...

18:49I don't think you understand.

18:51We are done.

18:52I want nothing to do with you or Sadie.

18:54You two are evil.

18:55Babe, you're overreacting.

18:58Get out of the car.

18:59No.

19:01Fine.

19:02Then I'll leave.

19:03We have to do something.

19:06It's okay.

19:07I totally forgive you for the outburst.

19:09Have a nice walk home.

19:10This is not a guard-gated community.

19:14We're not safe.

19:18Ah, I see how it is.

19:19You use me for my hair tips and then you leave.

19:21We could fire up another game of Dirty Little Secret.

19:24No, that's okay.

19:29I don't think he wrote the letter.

19:31I'll be right back.

19:40The Maddie investigation was inconclusive.

19:46But if I was a judge...

19:48I'd throw his case out of court.

20:06Next on Awkward.

20:07Maddie asked you?

20:08Well, it wasn't an official invite.

20:09But yeah, so the colored dress I was wearing.

20:11So it's kind of the same thing.

20:12I was just nominated for sophomore winter formal, princess.

20:15I want to go to formal with you.

20:18What do you say, gorgeous?

20:22Keep reading.

20:25I got the Heisman from Jenna.

20:27I thought she was into me.

20:28Jenna Hamilton?

20:29Do you know who she's going with?

20:39There's a couple of other people.

20:42I don't know who she's going with.

20:44Do you know who she's going with?

20:45I don't know.

20:46I don't know.

20:46I'm not sure.

20:48I don't know.

20:49I don't know.

20:49You know.

20:49I don't know.

20:50I'll see you next time.

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