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00:00So you can all talk?

00:02Okay, um, now to tell you more about Drunk Driving Awareness Day,

00:08Miss Marks.

00:15Check one, two, pop, pop.

00:19Hot mic.

00:20This year, our annual play to raise drunk driving awareness

00:23is going to be driven into the millennia.

00:27Everybody, welcome to CRASHED!

00:30Same characters, same story, new flavor.

00:35It stands for counselors, me,

00:38raising awareness for students, you, who,

00:44W, silent, drink.

00:46I knew that'd get your attention.

00:48Attention was weird.

00:50The people who had it seemed not to want it,

00:53and the people who didn't have it seemed to want nothing more.

00:57Ricky Schwartz is acting all stranger than fiction.

01:00Ever since his parents took him off his meds,

01:01he stopped checking me out.

01:04Refocusing attention was my current strategy.

01:07I was playing hard to get with a guy that was hard to get.

01:10It seemed to be working,

01:12and I wasn't going to give in to Maddie's private sexcapades

01:14until I got some public attention.

01:16And now, Palos Hillers,

01:18it's time to announce the leads of this year's mock DUI car crash.

01:26And the role of Dead Johnny goes to...

01:29Jake Rosati.

01:38And the role of Dead Stacy goes to...

01:41This part's all mine.

01:43Jenna Hamilton.

01:48It was not the kind of attention I was looking for.

01:51What up, Dead Stacy?

02:01There's no way I'm playing Dead Stacy.

02:03I've already had one lethal misunderstanding this year.

02:05I don't need another.

02:06This just confirms that there is a theater conspiracy against me.

02:10I'm going to go tell Valerie that I quit,

02:11and then you can play Dead Stacy.

02:12Yes!

02:13Just remember, it's all about how you die.

02:16In the classic License to Kill,

02:18Tiffany Ambrothysen dies on the hood.

02:20But in Love on the Rocks,

02:21Tori Spelling drives into a field of corn

02:23and disappears forever.

02:26Oh, look.

02:27They picked the dead girl to play dead.

02:30Congrats, Jenna.

02:31You've actually become a cliche of yourself.

02:34Cliche means stupid, right?

02:37Looks like Sadie's jelly.

02:39Well, there's nothing to be jealous about

02:40because I'm not doing it.

02:41Playing Dead Stacy was bigger than being homecoming queen.

02:44But I was trying to bury my suicide stigma,

02:47not advertise it.

02:49Jenna, hey.

02:51You excited?

02:51No, I'm not doing it.

02:53I was actually about to go quit right now.

02:54Oh, hold up.

02:55Hold up.

02:56Before you kill your only chance of being my dead girlfriend,

03:00I highly recommend you reconsider.

03:02I mean, just think of all the ways I could end your life.

03:08I think you're supposed to kill me by cocktail,

03:10not asphyxiation.

03:17Everything okay?

03:18Other than public humiliation and whiplash from you,

03:20I'm great.

03:21You sure?

03:22Because it seems like, uh,

03:24ever since our kiss,

03:25you just...

03:25We're good.

03:26It just seemed like last week

03:28when we talked on the phone,

03:29you know, everything was cool,

03:30and then today you're acting kind of weird.

03:32Listen, Jake.

03:33Mm-hmm.

03:33Here are the bullet points.

03:34I'm your friend.

03:35We had an accidental kiss

03:36that even you said was a mistake

03:38because you have a girlfriend.

03:40And I'm not gonna say anything, okay?

03:42I promise.

03:43I have to go quit now.

03:44There really was something

03:47to this playing hard-to-get thing.

03:50Whoever said,

03:50if you build it,

03:51they will come,

03:51was wrong.

03:53Tear it down.

03:54They come running.

03:55Don't have to say anything.

03:57I know why you're here.

04:00Congrats.

04:00I save this for special occasions,

04:03and this, my generation,

04:05is a special occasion.

04:06It sure is.

04:07You know what we are, Jenna?

04:09We are pioneers.

04:10Two female pioneers

04:12on the Oregon Trail,

04:15forging the river,

04:16heading west,

04:17and even though Mary Beth has dysentery,

04:19we will not be stopped.

04:21We will make a difference.

04:23Get that.

04:27To our success tomorrow.

04:28I can't.

04:29Sparkling apple juice.

04:30No, I can't be dead Stacy.

04:32But good news.

04:33My friend Tamara wants to do it.

04:35She would love,

04:36I mean die,

04:37absolutely die for the role.

04:38Uh, yeah.

04:39I've heard all about Tamara

04:40from Mr. Walkerson.

04:41Apparently she's a little much.

04:43She's a performer.

04:43No, no, I don't think you understand.

04:45She played Tammy in Grease last year.

04:48There is no Tammy.

04:49They just made up a character

04:50so they could kill her off

04:50in the first five minutes.

04:53I'm gonna level with you.

04:55I'm on what they call thin ice.

04:57Apparently Principal Cox

05:01doesn't like the advice

05:02I give to students.

05:03Getting pregnant does suck,

05:05but breastfeeding makes you skinny.

05:07If it's burning and not itching,

05:09you're fine.

05:10Take a sleeping pill

05:11and nap under my desk.

05:12Well, it sounds like

05:13you were just trying to help.

05:15See, that's why you're my girl.

05:17I am.

05:18When did that happen?

05:19That is why I need your help

05:20to make Rashed

05:21a success.

05:26That's cool, huh?

05:27See, I just need to prove

05:28to Principal Cox

05:29that I can be responsible.

05:30And since you're my girl,

05:32I know that you'll

05:32take this event seriously.

05:34You got my back, right?

05:35I would love nothing more

05:37than to be dead Stacy,

05:38but considering my recent accident,

05:41there's no way

05:42my parents will let me

05:43do the whole dead thing.

05:44They're still really

05:45sensitive about it.

05:48If it were up to me,

05:49I'd totally do it, though.

05:51Parents don't have to know.

05:55Hello?

05:57Snickerdoodle!

05:58I'm sorry, it's my mom.

06:00How's everything going?

06:02How'd it go?

06:03Did I get it?

06:03I've been practicing

06:04all the ways I can die.

06:05Well, the good news,

06:06I don't have to be dead Stacy.

06:08The bad news,

06:09they won't let you have the part.

06:10This reeks of Mr. Wilkerson.

06:13This has nothing to do

06:14with my talent

06:15and everything to do

06:15with his broken dreams

06:16and his bald head.

06:18But if I can't be dead Stacy,

06:19you have to do it.

06:20Otherwise, they're going to give it

06:21to some nasty beast like Sadie.

06:23Let Sadie at it.

06:24I'd love to see her

06:25covered in blood.

06:28So nothing interesting

06:29happened at school today?

06:30No altercations?

06:32Nope.

06:33And you wore underwear?

06:34Yes.

06:37So you didn't flash

06:39your lady bits

06:40to anyone by accident?

06:42No.

06:42Or on purpose?

06:44No one saw my vagina.

06:45Nothing happened.

06:46What's up with the third degree?

06:49Hi!

06:50It's me, Valerie.

06:52Kill me now.

06:54Go around!

06:55So this is where

07:01my girl lives.

07:03I brought gifts.

07:04For you,

07:05it lives forever.

07:07And you,

07:09diet wine.

07:10I know how you

07:10PV moms like to stay skinny.

07:12Oh!

07:13Well,

07:14I've never heard

07:15of diet wine.

07:16Well, it's not really diet.

07:17The grapes are organic.

07:18It runs right through you.

07:19It's like drinking

07:20the water in Mexico.

07:21Throw it out.

07:22So can I get you

07:24anything, Ms?

07:25Oh, Val.

07:25Yeah, I'd love a Zima.

07:28Or nothing.

07:29Nothing's good.

07:31Would you like to sit?

07:33Yes.

07:38What are you doing here?

07:41I, uh,

07:41figured it was about time

07:43I visited my homegirl

07:43at home, huh?

07:46Actually, that's a lie.

07:47I'm here about crashed.

07:49I completely understand

07:51why you wouldn't want

07:51your daughter to participate

07:52but Jenna really wants

07:53to do it.

07:54She's just afraid

07:55you won't approve.

07:56Approve of what?

07:58Jenna has been chosen

08:00to play Dead Stacy.

08:00Stacy!

08:02Is this about

08:03Dead Stacy?

08:05Well.

08:06Oh, my God!

08:08Oh, come with me.

08:09Come, come, come.

08:10I was Dead Stacy

08:121995

08:14brought down the house.

08:16Look.

08:16Oh, my gosh.

08:18You look amazing.

08:19So you're okay with this?

08:20Okay with it?

08:21I am thrilled.

08:24And I was screwed.

08:28Dad, you have to help.

08:30I lied and told Valerie

08:31that you guys

08:32wouldn't let me be Dead Stacy

08:33and now Mom

08:35has effed that up majorly.

08:36Well, if you'd given me

08:37a heads up,

08:38I would have covered for you.

08:39Well, I had, um,

08:40a little enhancement.

08:42You can feel them.

08:42They feel totally real.

08:43Really?

08:44Yes.

08:45See?

08:46You never know

08:47they weren't real.

08:47I told you.

08:48Dad, you have to do something.

08:50Well, I don't see

08:51what the big deal is.

08:52I mean, Dead Stacy

08:53was cool

08:53when I was in high school.

08:55I think you'd conveniently

08:56forgotten

08:56that everyone at school

08:57already thinks

08:58I tried to kill myself.

08:59But you didn't.

09:01So this is your opportunity

09:02to change the conversation.

09:04I was so over my dad

09:07and his haiku advice.

09:09Change the conversation?

09:10I had no idea

09:11what that meant.

09:13All I knew

09:13was that I was stuck

09:14between a rock

09:15and a dead place.

09:17I had been caught in a lie

09:18and even though

09:19I was convinced

09:20Valerie had a touch

09:21of Asperger's,

09:22I didn't want her

09:23to lose her job.

09:28Well, if I was gonna die tomorrow,

09:30I might as well live tonight.

09:34I thought you were talking to me.

09:50I'm being burned

09:51at the stake tomorrow.

09:52I'm not here to talk.

10:02What do we have

10:04going on here?

10:06Oh, nice.

10:08James, get inside, man.

10:10Wait, wait, wait.

10:11Is this your girlfriend?

10:13Oh.

10:14Oh, that's enough, dude.

10:16Enough.

10:17Is that your brother?

10:19Yes, I am.

10:21And you are?

10:24Okay, man, please.

10:26I'm sorry.

10:26You should go home.

10:27It was the first time

10:33I listened to my instincts

10:34and not only did Mattie

10:36refuse to introduce me

10:37to his brother,

10:38but I got a door slammed

10:39in my face.

10:43Good morning,

10:45Palos Hillers,

10:46and welcome to

10:47Drunk Driving Awareness Day.

10:49Every 15 minutes,

10:54someone dies

10:56of an alcohol-related incident.

10:59Today,

11:00to represent those deaths,

11:02a Grim Reaper

11:03will tap someone,

11:05and at that time,

11:06those students

11:07will become the living dead

11:09and remain silent

11:10for the rest of the day.

11:12Remember,

11:13if you've been a-boozin',

11:15don't go a-cruisin'.

11:18Welcome to Crashed!

11:25It was the worst night

11:27of my life,

11:27and now I have to go die

11:29in front of the entire school.

11:30I am the Grim Reaper.

11:32I'm sorry.

11:32I shouldn't be complaining

11:33about this to you.

11:34It's okay.

11:35While I was clipping

11:36my cat's toenails last night,

11:37I had a catharsis.

11:39I'm glad you're dead, Stacy.

11:40You are?

11:41Yeah.

11:42It's like this.

11:43Toenails are dead cells.

11:45And you almost died.

11:47So you deserve this part.

11:48It's like poetic justice.

11:50I just wish I was

11:51doing it with you.

11:53Who says you can't?

11:54Um, Mr. Wilkerson

11:56and the entire theater department.

11:57Maybe you can.

11:58Dead to me!

11:59You're gonna need

11:59a dress and a date.

12:01Think Ricky Schwartz

12:02is available?

12:02Oh my God!

12:03What's happening?

12:04We're changing the conversation.

12:07Dead.

12:08Dead.

12:09Don't own.

12:10Dead ass.

12:11Hey!

12:12Hey!

12:12Get back here!

12:13Heaven!

12:14Oh!

12:15This day is so stupid

12:18but it's awesome

12:19that Andrew Beter can't talk

12:20because he's like

12:20kind of stupid

12:21but he's also

12:22kind of a hot jinn.

12:23You're dead!

12:25If I don't get to play

12:26dead Stacy,

12:27I am not gonna be

12:29a dead extra.

12:30Yes you are!

12:32I am the Grim Reaper!

12:35You can't silence me

12:36and you can't paint my face

12:38with that s**t either.

12:39It'll make me break out

12:40you know how much

12:42microderm costs.

12:44I'll give you a $20 gift card

12:45to Sephora.

12:46$50.

12:47Fine!

12:48Now you're dead!

12:50You too, blondie!

12:52So see,

12:52it all stays the same

12:53except for this part

12:54right here.

12:55Yeah, cool.

12:56I got it.

12:57It's really good.

12:59Thanks.

12:59I'm just gonna throw

13:00this out there.

13:01Totally.

13:02I'm open to notes.

13:03No.

13:05Um,

13:06talking about us.

13:08I just feel like

13:09you're still weirded out

13:09about our kiss.

13:11Seriously?

13:12Yeah.

13:13Hi, the stars of the show!

13:16All right, you two.

13:17Let's just pop the cherry

13:18on this.

13:19Okay.

13:20Go ahead and scoot closer.

13:23Hold hands.

13:25Go ahead.

13:27Go ahead and waffle.

13:28It's more intimate that way.

13:31All right, well,

13:32now that you two

13:33look like a real couple.

13:38Here.

13:42Don't squirt until

13:43you're in the car.

13:44Remember,

13:44the more blood,

13:45the better.

13:45Questions?

13:46Concerns?

13:46Yes.

13:47I can't be dead Stacy.

13:49Unless we do it my way.

13:51We're gonna be doing

13:52the same event,

13:52but better.

13:53How can you put me

13:54in this position?

13:55Jenna's ideas are good.

13:57They are?

13:58Yeah.

14:00Promise.

14:01I would never

14:01let you down, B.

14:02B?

14:04No one's ever

14:05called me that before.

14:07Except me.

14:07I'm your girl.

14:08I'm gonna be

14:09the best dead Stacy ever.

14:10I know you are.

14:12Up top!

14:15Cut the pickle.

14:16What?

14:17Go ahead.

14:19Tickle, tickle!

14:22I'm okay.

14:22I'm so sorry about last night.

14:32My brother was being

14:32a real dick.

14:35I just feel really bad

14:36about how it all went down.

14:37Why was he so weird?

14:39And why are you so weird?

14:40Why are we hiding?

14:41I don't know.

14:44I just wanted to apologize.

14:45So you can sleep with me

14:47in private,

14:47but you can't talk

14:48to me in public?

14:50Figure out what you want,

14:52Maddie,

14:52because I'm tired

14:53of being your secret.

14:54As I walked

14:55to my very public death,

14:56I couldn't help

14:57but wonder,

14:58did I just kill

14:59my private relationship

15:00with Maddie McKibben?

15:01Jay,

15:06you really put me

15:07over a barrel here.

15:08I am not comfortable

15:09with your additions.

15:10I mean, look at them.

15:11Listen, Nick,

15:12I think you've had enough.

15:14Bend over.

15:15I'll show you

15:16what enough is.

15:19Okay,

15:19they're just goofing off.

15:20It'll be fine.

15:21Trust me.

15:22All right, okay.

15:23Break legs, everyone!

15:24I mean,

15:25tear your heads off!

15:28Oh,

15:29dead man walking.

15:30Any last words?

15:31Now you want to talk?

15:33What's the problem?

15:35I'm fine.

15:36Everything's fine.

15:40I'm nervous.

15:49She'll be great.

15:50She takes after her mother.

15:54In a world

15:55where teenagers drink

15:57one night,

16:00one boy

16:01took one girl

16:04to prom.

16:12Johnny and Stacy

16:14decided not to drink.

16:16They're Christian.

16:18Unlike their friends,

16:20Nick and Natalie,

16:20who decided to drink,

16:23they're loose.

16:24after prom,

16:26everything was golden

16:27until Nick decided

16:29to drive drunk.

16:35No!

16:36It's picky!

16:38The car was totaled.

16:39The paramedics were on the way.

16:41Did you know

16:42that the legal limit...

16:44You know how he said

16:44I was fine before?

16:46Okay,

16:46I am not fine,

16:47okay?

16:48The reason that I keep

16:49bringing up our kiss

16:50is because I'm confused.

16:52You know?

16:53I mean,

16:53I have a girlfriend.

16:54Jake,

16:54we're friends.

16:56I told you that, okay?

16:57I need more blood.

16:58But if I'm really

16:59being honest with myself,

17:00the reason that I keep

17:01bringing up our kiss

17:02is because...

17:03Oh, blood on the boobs.

17:04I like,

17:05like you.

17:06I definitely had feelings, too.

17:08Were they feelings for Jake?

17:10Or was it the feeling

17:11you get right before you die?

17:13Back at the scene

17:13of the crime.

17:21I'm alive?

17:23I'm alive!

17:25Drunk Natalie was a mute.

17:29Oh, no!

17:30Nikki!

17:31What have we done?

17:32Drunk mute Natalie.

17:34She escaped

17:35with minor injuries.

17:37Drunk Nick

17:38was arrested for a DUI

17:39and hauled off

17:40to the slammer.

17:41Johnny was airlifted

17:43for emergency surgery

17:45where he waited

17:46for a liver

17:47that would never come.

17:50Unfortunately,

17:51Stacey's injuries

17:52were so severe

17:53it looked like

17:55she wouldn't make it.

17:56Stacey didn't drink.

17:58She didn't drive.

18:00She did everything right.

18:02an innocent victim

18:04to someone else's mistake.

18:06Stacey!

18:08Stacey!

18:08No!

18:10Don't die!

18:11Even though

18:12drunk Natalie tried,

18:14she couldn't do anything

18:15to save Stacey.

18:17Stay with me, Stace!

18:19Stacey was seeing the light.

18:21Now!

18:22Even homoerotic tension

18:28couldn't bring

18:29Stacey back to life.

18:30She was dead

18:31in 10,

18:329,

18:338,

18:347,

18:366,

18:36Stacey was in the light.

18:39Stacey left!

18:40It was a miracle.

18:41Miss Marks?

19:02I know.

19:03You don't have to say it.

19:04I do.

19:06This was the best

19:07drunk driving awareness day

19:08we've ever had.

19:08Oh boy, um...

19:12Actually, it's called

19:13Crashed.

19:13Mm-hmm.

19:16Counselors.

19:17Got it.

19:17Raising awareness

19:17for students.

19:19Who?

19:20W silent.

19:21I don't care.

19:22Drink.

19:23You were so good.

19:25Almost as good as I was.

19:27Mom, don't cry.

19:29I'm not.

19:30But I will

19:31if you get blood

19:31on my sweater.

19:32It's cashmere.

19:34Lace,

19:34let's let her have a moment.

19:35You were so good.

19:36I was sure

19:38playing dead Stacey

19:39would result in

19:40social suicide.

19:41But instead,

19:42my reputation

19:43was resurrected.

19:45You were amazing.

19:46And for the first time,

19:48I got the attention

19:49I was looking for.

19:54Next on Awkward.

19:55If my party

19:56is epically awesome,

19:58maybe Maddie

19:59will finally see me

19:59as girlfriend material.

20:01When you took

20:02that kid out

20:02with your tongue?

20:04I'm wigging out.

20:05I just had

20:06partial recall.

20:06I'm not sure

20:07I got down with Maddie

20:08because I think

20:08it might have been Jake.

20:09Please confirm or deny

20:10I'm losing it.

20:11I'm not sure

20:12I'm not sure

20:12you're an angry

20:35I'm not sure

20:39I'll see you next time.

Awkward (2011) Season 1 Episode 7 - Over My Dead Body

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