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Mauri y Bea se preparan para bautizar a su hijo sin que los vecinos se enteren, pero eso es algo imposible... El día anterior al bautizo, Bea se va de viaje y Mauri tiene que ir a hacer una entrevista, así que finalmente es Diego quien se queda al cuidado de Ezequiel, pero no sabe qué hacer con un bebé y se lo deja a Vicenta, Marisa y Concha, que lo presentan a un casting para un anuncio. Emilio sigue empeñado en que Belén se haga la prueba del embarazo. Belén, ya harta, le pide a Alicia que se haga la prueba para enseñarle el predictor con el resultado negativo a Emilio. Pero la prueba da positiva. Por otra parte Nieves le declara la guerra a Isabel.
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00:00:30That's it, don't worry, I won't bother you anymore.
00:00:33I'm sure you have everything, right?
00:00:34It's been three days since we moved.
00:00:36It's a lot of things. My whole life was here.
00:00:40Wait, aunt, you're leaving this.
00:00:42And your pajamas and slippers, which had fallen behind the bed.
00:00:45Oh, what a distraction I have on me.
00:00:47Come on, bring it, I'll help you.
00:00:51Look at the children, how they love me.
00:00:53I don't know how they hold back without bursting into tears.
00:00:55The profession is within.
00:00:57Bye bye.
00:00:58Hey, Nieves, what I don't understand is why you had to buy the second B.
00:01:02If you already have a beautiful house.
00:01:04To help you, Juan, think about the children for once.
00:01:07Do you really want them to grow up with a valerian addict?
00:01:10Oops!
00:01:11I bet I still get the hair!
00:01:13Juan, that's enough, that's enough.
00:01:15I don't want any more trouble, okay?
00:01:16Look, Nieves, the kids can't stand you.
00:01:19They wanted you out from day one.
00:01:21You are my sister and I love you very much, but now I am rebuilding my life and it is a new cycle.
00:01:25of which you are not a part.
00:01:26Phew, it kills him.
00:01:27Very good.
00:01:28If that's what you want, but I can also rebuild my life.
00:01:31And I tell you one thing, without me, forget about the presidency.
00:01:34Who's going to write your speeches?
00:01:36Because you never know where to put the commas and then you run out of breath.
00:01:39Don't doubt my charisma as a leader.
00:01:40I ask you, please.
00:01:42In addition, I now have Isabel's support.
00:01:43Ah, yes.
00:01:45The herbs?
00:01:46Juan, please, what are we serious about?
00:01:48Hey, why are you coming back to me, President?
00:01:51Well, I would say no, because now I am an owner and I have a vote.
00:01:55This is the last straw, come on.
00:02:05Nieves, all I want is a little understanding,
00:02:08Because bad vibes destabilize me.
00:02:11Don't worry, we're going to get along very well.
00:02:13Why do I want this house if I have a much better and bigger one?
00:02:16Yes, that's the question we've all asked ourselves.
00:02:19You are a very strange aunt.
00:02:21You have to live alone, if you want to.
00:02:23Look, I'll rent you this apartment for free.
00:02:25if you leave my brother and all my family alone.
00:02:27What do you say?
00:02:28Sorry, but I love your brother.
00:02:30And the children have accepted me.
00:02:32So no, thank you very much.
00:02:35Herbs, let's fix things the good way.
00:02:38Well, it's up to you.
00:02:41I have tried.
00:02:43Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:02:45Not here, not here.
00:02:47Every day is like this.
00:02:50I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:02:52I was just looking for some peace.
00:02:54I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:02:57Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:02:59Not here, not here.
00:03:00No, no, no.
00:03:01Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:03:04Not here, not here.
00:03:05No, no, no.
00:03:06The house survives and collapses.
00:03:08I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:03:10The neighbors watch me and listen to me.
00:03:12I can't stand this place.
00:03:15Not here, not here.
00:03:15If not, my neighbor, if not, come to my apartment.
00:03:18Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.
00:03:20Where clowns cry, Paco, they steal from us.
00:03:22And the stones think of something to tell.
00:03:25Put in a cocktail shaker.
00:03:29You in an earthquake and a mudhole.
00:03:32Yeah.
00:03:34And you will have this ladder.
00:03:38Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:03:40Not here, not here.
00:03:42Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:03:44Every day is like this.
00:03:47I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:03:49I was just looking for some peace.
00:03:51And I wake up his little cheek in the chop.
00:03:54Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:03:56Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:03:59Here, here, here there is no one who lives.
00:04:01No.
00:04:02Damn, how dizzy.
00:04:05No wonder they cry in their cribs later.
00:04:07What are you doing?
00:04:08And then they say that this develops intelligence.
00:04:10Can you imagine Einstein as a kid watching this nonsense?
00:04:13Don't worry, Mauri, if the child is okay with the mother.
00:04:15Besides, if you think about it, it's a steal.
00:04:17Because she takes him to daycare during the week
00:04:18and you go to the park on weekends.
00:04:20Will he love you more?
00:04:21Yes, but I want to take care of him, see him grow,
00:04:23take him to football, ignore him when he is a teenager.
00:04:26What do I know, what parents do.
00:04:28Don't make things complicated for yourself.
00:04:30If you already have a child who is going to take you to the nursing home when you are older.
00:04:33You have already fulfilled.
00:04:35Man.
00:04:36Hello, Ezequiel.
00:04:37Oh, how is my boy?
00:04:39How handsome he is.
00:04:41He is about to fall asleep.
00:04:42Also, his name is Antonio.
00:04:43Yes, his name is Antonio Ezequiel.
00:04:45It has a soap opera name.
00:04:47A coffee?
00:04:50He caught the lox.
00:04:51It's a lost generation.
00:04:53Look, I've been thinking and I think you're right.
00:04:55The child also needs to be with his father.
00:04:57If you think it's okay, I'll leave it until the baptism.
00:04:59Two days for you?
00:05:00Of course.
00:05:01And since you're going to be very busy with the child, I'll take the car for you.
00:05:04It's that I have one on land in Lleida and this way I can bring my grandmother Luisa along with me,
00:05:07that he is very excited to come to the christening.
00:05:09So you're leaving me with the child because you have no other choice.
00:05:11Well, and because you're his father.
00:05:12Well, at least you didn't leave it to Rosa.
00:05:14Which is in Barcelona.
00:05:15But come on, you are always the first option.
00:05:18My whole family is coming to the baptism, so no gay or lesbian stuff.
00:05:21We're dating again.
00:05:22Yes of course.
00:05:22And Diego and Rosa are having an affair.
00:05:24Yes, they are a couple of friends who can't have children and are very excited to be godparents.
00:05:28Hey, do they want a suit for the baptism or is it okay to wear something casual?
00:05:30More jerk, your neighbors are going to get you.
00:05:32Don't be paranoid, it's just that no one is listening.
00:05:36Baptism, baptism.
00:05:38No one eats breakfast here until you clean the room.
00:05:42But well, this is the last straw.
00:05:43In other words, not only does he occupy our house, but he also wants to live like he's in a hotel.
00:05:47And the other slut?
00:05:48Where did you spend the night?
00:05:50That she's at her boyfriend's house, taking care of him, I've already told you that.
00:05:53That the milk is going to come out.
00:05:55Yes, but turn off the fire.
00:05:56It's that I cook it.
00:05:58Take it away, take it away.
00:05:59You're destroying my apartment.
00:06:01I'm going to have to raise your rent.
00:06:03Okay, and we started paying half and half.
00:06:0510:05 in the morning.
00:06:07The cock gets up.
00:06:09Without a job, without a dad to pay the bills.
00:06:12What the fuck is he going to do with his life?
00:06:13Marisa, will you please stop gossiping?
00:06:16And stop throwing ashes out the window, which I just laid out.
00:06:20Come on, get dressed, we have an appointment with the gynecologist.
00:06:22Shh, take care, damn it, take care.
00:06:24Belén, I'm already experiencing the dawn and I can't concentrate.
00:06:26I need to know if I'm going to be a father or not, so I can get a discount on my tuition.
00:06:29Big news.
00:06:30Unwanted child in the third B.
00:06:32Well, off to the wing, to raise him in the goal, because children destroy houses.
00:06:38Let's see, I'm not pregnant.
00:06:40Say you don't know, you're standing there like an ostrich, hiding your head.
00:06:43Girls, Mauri is going to baptize his son and he hasn't invited us.
00:06:46What a shame!
00:06:47And the president does nothing.
00:06:49That's an urgent meeting.
00:06:51Come on, let's call Andrés.
00:06:52No, no, call him from your house.
00:06:54Come on, get out of here.
00:06:55And you too.
00:06:56Belén, take the test, think again, it's only for a moment.
00:06:59But girls, you're not going home.
00:07:02I made cookies.
00:07:03Now that Belén is going to give us a grandchild, we're not going to leave her in the lurch.
00:07:06Oh, God.
00:07:09Poor thing, how hard it is to live without love.
00:07:12Until you get used to it.
00:07:13I just don't understand, really.
00:07:15I've sent my resume everywhere and haven't gotten a single interview.
00:07:19What good does a master's degree and ten years of experience do me?
00:07:21If you don't put your photo, you're welcome.
00:07:23Lucia, you have to enter through the eyes.
00:07:25The rest don't even read it.
00:07:26No, now I'm going to have to send my resume with a fold-out poster.
00:07:29Man, they'll get you with that internship thing.
00:07:31No, they don't call me because my father is nagging me so they don't hire me anywhere.
00:07:34Don't you see he knows everyone?
00:07:36Plus, he's stopped paying my mortgage.
00:07:39Come on, don't give up.
00:07:41They'll end up hiring you, you'll see.
00:07:43If you are the smartest girl I know.
00:07:45You haven't met many either.
00:07:47Man, and besides, you have me for whatever.
00:07:49Why don't we go back?
00:07:51Living together we share expenses.
00:07:52I make the effort.
00:07:54Roberto, that doesn't have to be an effort.
00:07:56And if you want to get married, we'll get married.
00:07:57To death there.
00:07:59What I want is to be with you.
00:08:00Well, let me think about it, okay?
00:08:05It's just that I'm a little confused.
00:08:07Come on, okay.
00:08:08Well, well.
00:08:09If you need anything, that's it.
00:08:17How did you sleep, champ?
00:08:20Wow, what a time to get home last night, huh?
00:08:22Dad, do you remember when we were kids and we wanted you to take us camping?
00:08:25Well, thank you, you've already done your part.
00:08:26When are we leaving?
00:08:27You should have done military service.
00:08:29These are the things that unite.
00:08:30Bad news.
00:08:31They just cut off our water.
00:08:33Well, it's okay.
00:08:34Grab a bucket and head to the fountain in the park.
00:08:36But it says non-potable water there.
00:08:38That's scary.
00:08:39So you can buy it bottled.
00:08:42Dad, we're saved.
00:08:43It's Vicenta.
00:08:44Here, go back to her.
00:08:44I'm not here.
00:08:48Yes, Vicenta, how are you?
00:08:49How are you?
00:08:50Yes, he's here, missing you.
00:08:51I'll pass it to you.
00:08:52Vicenta, I'm really busy.
00:09:00No, no, no, let's see.
00:09:02But hey, who are you to call a meeting?
00:09:07Well, come on, I'm going over there.
00:09:09We'll go with you so we can see Mom.
00:09:11And we had a hot breakfast while we were at it.
00:09:12Homeless at twenty, how sad.
00:09:16Well, the truth is that I'm here now, but much better, yes.
00:09:19This psychologist, he really understands me.
00:09:22I think I've completely forgotten about that son of a bitch Diego.
00:09:26Oh, sorry, he's your brother.
00:09:27Nothing, nothing, no, nothing's happening.
00:09:29If the important thing is that you have already overcome it.
00:09:31Yes, yes.
00:09:32Well, how are you?
00:09:33How are you?
00:09:34Well, well.
00:09:35Unemployed and without a boyfriend.
00:09:36Yes, I'm without a boyfriend and unemployed.
00:09:38And on top of that, I might be pregnant with Emilio.
00:09:39Oh, how nice.
00:09:41How many changes.
00:09:42And how much are you?
00:09:43Nothing, he doesn't know why he doesn't want to take the test.
00:09:45Yes, but that doesn't hurt.
00:09:47Look, you take the gadget, they put it on you, it was done.
00:09:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know how it goes.
00:09:50It's that it terrifies him.
00:09:51Oh, normal, poor thing.
00:09:53And Emilio, he just keeps bothering me.
00:09:55Until I give him a predictor, he won't leave me alone.
00:09:57Well, show him one.
00:09:58Look, all you have to do is show him a test that comes back negative.
00:10:02Come on, bring it, I'll do it myself.
00:10:04I?
00:10:05Pussy?
00:10:05But what a good idea.
00:10:06Why didn't you give it to me before?
00:10:08What a friend.
00:10:09Belén, but, well, wouldn't it be better if you took the test yourself?
00:10:12I?
00:10:12What if I'm pregnant?
00:10:13Well, I don't know, maybe it would be good for you to know.
00:10:15Well, that's another story.
00:10:16Problems one by one.
00:10:18The bathroom door is there.
00:10:20Look, I've done some strange things in this life, but taking a pregnancy test, like that, fake.
00:10:30How long does this take, huh?
00:10:32But you don't do it like that, it's not a thermometer.
00:10:33Bring.
00:10:34Where is this man?
00:10:35No, no, no.
00:10:36Emilio!
00:10:37Wait, wait, wait.
00:10:38That?
00:10:39It's pink.
00:10:40And is that good or bad?
00:10:41Depends.
00:10:42How good is Alba's maternal instinct?
00:10:44Are you pregnant?
00:10:45Wow, that's strong.
00:10:47That?
00:10:47Careful, careful, careful.
00:10:48If you want, Belén, I'll clean the patio for you.
00:10:51Some of us work.
00:10:52Ah, we're going shopping, the two of us.
00:10:55Well, congratulations, what about me?
00:10:56Do I care?
00:10:57Well, since you've been wanting to know everything about me lately, well, I'll let you know, okay?
00:11:03What's happening?
00:11:04Problems with the churri?
00:11:05One day he says one thing, the next he says another.
00:11:07Women are affected by the full moon or is it because it touches the balls?
00:11:10For being a pain in the ass.
00:11:13Emilio, let's go to my house, they've called a neighborhood meeting.
00:11:16Hello, daughter.
00:11:16Hello.
00:11:17Mr. Juan, but are you in the position?
00:11:18And he continues to put his floor.
00:11:19On top of being a whore, she puts the bed.
00:11:21Talent, Emilio.
00:11:21Mood.
00:11:25It's hard to make ends meet, huh?
00:11:27Have you already thrown away yesterday's newspaper?
00:11:29I don't know.
00:11:29Bye bye.
00:11:30Pontero, put it on them, damn it, they don't learn.
00:11:41Mauri didn't invite us to his son's christening.
00:11:44What do you mean no?
00:11:45What do you mean no?
00:11:45That's in the statutes.
00:11:46You have to go to that baptism.
00:11:48You have to go.
00:11:49What do I do, President?
00:11:50Shall I disperse him with the steamer?
00:11:51I ask for the floor.
00:11:52During my term, residents were always invited to all social events.
00:11:57The spirit of harmony and brotherhood, which I achieved with so much effort, is being lost.
00:12:00take root in this community of ours.
00:12:02Yes, my wedding was all harmony.
00:12:04Then we put the video.
00:12:05This is absurd.
00:12:06If Mauri doesn't want to invite us, he doesn't have to.
00:12:09The meeting is over.
00:12:11Wait a minute, Dad.
00:12:12Requests and questions.
00:12:13I protest.
00:12:14There, there.
00:12:15You have to go to a gay baptism.
00:12:16It is an excellent opportunity to show ourselves as an open and tolerant community with the
00:12:19minorities.
00:12:20That is demagoguery and cheap populism.
00:12:22The opposition is straining the community atmosphere.
00:12:25I protest.
00:12:25We are facing a political event of such depth and significance and that opens so many perspectives
00:12:29that only time will allow to consider it in all its aspects.
00:12:32Look, war waged by convergence criteria and by a policy of conciliation
00:12:37beyond various individualisms and nepotisms.
00:12:41Yes, pot.
00:12:42Translators like the UN are going to be needed here.
00:12:43Let's see what we're talking about, because I don't understand, damn it.
00:12:46Neither do I, but it doesn't matter because the meeting is over.
00:12:49What John means by all this is that he guarantees your place in baptism.
00:12:53and your place setting at the banquet.
00:12:56Ah, that was it.
00:12:57Bravo!
00:12:59What is the meeting about today?
00:13:02No, no, nothing.
00:13:02This is the first time that there is a quorum and this spontaneous demonstration has occurred.
00:13:06of popular fervor.
00:13:07And what was voted on?
00:13:09Nothing.
00:13:09The classic debate: whether lead pipes or copper pipes.
00:13:13We did the traditional water tasting and, as always, the lead won by a landslide.
00:13:18We have already become accustomed to the taste.
00:13:20Ah.
00:13:25I'm going to ask the hairdresser to do my bun now.
00:13:27If the baptism is the day after tomorrow, they won't have time.
00:13:30He's doing well, it's hard.
00:13:32It's a shame I dislike him so much.
00:13:34Are you hearing it, Andrés?
00:13:35My brother is coming for you.
00:13:37You need an advisor.
00:13:38Together we can do a lot of damage.
00:13:40I'm not saying this in a bad way, just so you realize that the path you have chosen
00:13:44it's not.
00:13:45Being president is very stressful.
00:13:48I'm leaving it.
00:13:48Don't even think about what you want, for my brother and your wife to be happy?
00:13:55Mom, I don't know if you realize, but you're kicking us out of your house.
00:13:58No, you can come whenever you want.
00:14:00At Christmas, for my birthday, or you can send emails, a text message.
00:14:05Look at her, she's broken up two families, yours and mine.
00:14:08Tonight you and I will have dinner together at my house.
00:14:11And we talked about strategy.
00:14:12Or whatever comes up.
00:14:17Dad, you're a nandy, another one who hits on you.
00:14:19Awesome, dinner at Nieves's house, back home.
00:14:22No, no, no, we'll have dinner at the store, our muesli bars are about to expire.
00:14:26Dad, you have to exploit this attraction you have with older women.
00:14:30But you don't understand, I'm still in love with your mother.
00:14:33That's nice.
00:14:35But we're talking about having a hot dinner again, sleeping in a bed, having a refrigerator.
00:14:39that can be opened...
00:14:39Besides, Nieves has her charm. Depending on the light, she's beautiful.
00:14:43I see her the same as Juan Cuesta.
00:14:45It doesn't matter, touch creates affection.
00:14:47Give love a chance.
00:14:50Nausea, vomiting, cramps, heartburn, dizziness, pelvic pain, stretch marks, varicose veins, constipation, hemorrhoids...
00:14:56What a pain to get pregnant, huh?
00:14:59Due to the action of estrogen and progesterone, the breasts grow and become more sensitive to touch.
00:15:05Well, not everything is bad.
00:15:06No, the areola surrounding the nipples becomes darker and small nodules called lumps appear.
00:15:12Montgomery tubers.
00:15:14Bethlehem has tubers like that.
00:15:16Don't even take a pregnancy test, she's going to show me her boobs.
00:15:19Dude, what are you going to do to find out?
00:15:20By the time her tummy starts to show, you've already had a heart attack.
00:15:23In my class they told me that when a woman is pregnant, dolphins surround her.
00:15:27What are you saying?
00:15:28Yes, yes, I've seen that in a documentary.
00:15:30The dolphins hear the fetal heartbeat and approach.
00:15:33Well, tomorrow I'm taking Belén Arzú with me, let's see what happens. I'm going to tell her.
00:15:35But wait, damn it. With the aquarium glass on the dolphins, they can't hear anything.
00:15:39Well, I'll think of something, but the important thing is that he doesn't get suspicious.
00:15:42Hello, huh?
00:15:44Guys, look what I found in the trash.
00:15:48Damn, this predictor is pink.
00:15:50That's from Bethlehem, show it to your son, he's exhausted.
00:15:52No, no, no, it's not that clear.
00:15:54I think it belongs to the daughter of the cuesta.
00:15:56From my sister?
00:15:57Yes, I've seen her looking very strange there, looking into the garbage.
00:16:00Well, it could be any woman in the building.
00:16:03Man, tough guy.
00:16:05It could even be Lucia's.
00:16:08What are you saying? No way. Lucia doesn't...
00:16:11Man, it's the same brand as when it was delayed.
00:16:13Good morning.
00:16:15Paquito, another drawing and what he jumps about.
00:16:17Well, of course, you're not careful and you scratch it.
00:16:19Mr. Cuesa, it is my obligation as a neighbor to tell you that I found this in the trash.
00:16:24In the gray bin? Well, it goes in the yellow one because this is plastic.
00:16:27Juan, it's a pregnancy test.
00:16:29He says it's Natalia's.
00:16:31What could it be? What could it be?
00:16:34Impossible.
00:16:34My sweetie has received a very complete sexual education.
00:16:37Plus he's not dating anyone now.
00:16:39What do you mean, no? If he's still with DJ Gallumbo.
00:16:41Who is that?
00:16:41Marco is a kid who...
00:16:43Give me that. I'm going to talk to her right now.
00:16:46It was what I was missing.
00:16:48Just in case, I'm going to see Lucia.
00:16:50I certainly don't understand the thing about unwanted pregnancies.
00:16:53I have always taken precautions.
00:16:55Yes, don't do it.
00:16:57100% effective?
00:16:59With no man, how are we going to tell Alba she's pregnant?
00:17:02He is undergoing treatment, he is completely unbalanced.
00:17:04She'll find out, if that's very nice.
00:17:06Hey, and whose child will it be?
00:17:08Don't know.
00:17:09The same goes for her psychologist, and that's why she's so happy.
00:17:12But let's do one thing, let's test it out.
00:17:15We bring up the subject of having a child and if he reacts well, then we say so.
00:17:18No, no, you tell her, she's still your sister-in-law.
00:17:21Of course, damn it, you're here.
00:17:23Belén, I have a surprise plan for tomorrow that you won't be able to say no to.
00:17:25No.
00:17:26What do you mean, no? You don't know where we're going.
00:17:27Because the last time you surprised me, I ended up lost in the mountains and wearing heels.
00:17:31To the zoo, annoying, I want to invite you to the zoo.
00:17:33To the zoo?
00:17:34Yes, let's see the bugs.
00:17:35Kangaroos, mandrills, platypuses, everything.
00:17:37But hey, if you don't want to come, it's okay, okay?
00:17:39There's no fucking need for him to come.
00:17:41No, wait, Emilio, wait, no, yes, I'm excited.
00:17:44It's been a while since I was eight years old.
00:17:47Well, the animals will have changed, except for the turtle and some parrots.
00:17:50Well, what time do we meet?
00:17:51Quickly, because the bugs go to sleep after eating.
00:17:53And then you only see the rhinoceros's ass, at ten o'clock in the doorway.
00:17:57How cute, he's trying to do phases with you.
00:18:01Lucia.
00:18:01Look, what about this one with you? Come on, bring it, I'll follow.
00:18:04Hey, I was wondering if this feeling of depression is due to being out of work, out of money, having an argument with your father, or if there's something else.
00:18:12Does that seem like little to you?
00:18:12No, no, no, no, no, no, it's all very well for getting depressed, but as always there's some little thing that's like the cherry on top, well, I don't know, you've got a pimple, you've lost the receipt for the shoes you wanted to exchange, you've gotten pregnant.
00:18:22That?
00:18:22Mariano has found a predictor exactly like the one you bought that time.
00:18:26Is it yours?
00:18:27Yes, it's mine, I'm pregnant.
00:18:31Come on, don't fuck with me.
00:18:32But whose? Since we broke up, no... or yes.
00:18:37One night, well, maybe a month or so ago, I don't even remember. I was with a friend, we had a few drinks...
00:18:42But with which friend?
00:18:43One, but come on, you don't know him. Besides, he wanted to avoid it, and I almost prefer it.
00:18:48You know who he is, right?
00:18:49Me? I mean, he never tells me anything.
00:18:52But do you want to have it?
00:18:53Well, yes, I really think so. She's also a great mother.
00:18:57Hey, and about our thing, if you want to come back with me, well, there's a vacant father position.
00:19:02Huh? Yeah, sure. We'll be back. What can I say?
00:19:05But come on, I don't want to pressure you, okay? Since you told me you were there for whatever...
00:19:09Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I said it, I said it. Hey, we'll talk about it later. I have to go buy some markers, the bakery is closing.
00:19:16I mean, the stationery store. The bakery is also closing, but anyway, I don't need anything.
00:19:20Okay.
00:19:21Come on, I'll call you later, okay?
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:25Have you seen his face?
00:19:27But aunt, how do you get him into this mess that has even made me feel sorry for him?
00:19:30Roberto is determined that we return. And we've already made enough missteps.
00:19:34So I want to put it to the test to see if it's serious.
00:19:36Yes, but accepting a child that isn't yours...
00:19:38Well, let's see if he really loves me.
00:19:42How are you, stock clerk?
00:19:44I don't see you.
00:19:47I'm getting the hang of being a first lady.
00:19:50Listen, how do we get Mauri to invite the neighbors to the christening?
00:19:53Well, it's difficult, because of course, you broke into his house, you threw him down the stairs, you killed his rabbit.
00:20:00Listen, it's all nonsense, but little by little a resentment is being created there.
00:20:05Yeah, come on, he hates you.
00:20:06That's it, there we are. But I don't need to invite you.
00:20:11After finding out where the baptism and celebration are taking place, we grab Father Miguel and...
00:20:15Juan.
00:20:19Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:20:21The plant is paying more attention to me than you are.
00:20:23Is something wrong?
00:20:24What if something happens to me?
00:20:26This is what happens to me.
00:20:28Natalia is pregnant.
00:20:30Oh my God.
00:20:31Maria didn't catch her throwing it away.
00:20:33It could be another neighbor's, but she's the prime suspect.
00:20:37There are symptoms that give pregnant women away.
00:20:39Dad, please, you're a teacher.
00:20:41Man.
00:20:43Insomnia, weight gain, migraines.
00:20:46Fatigue.
00:20:48Hello.
00:20:49I'm going to lie down for a while, I'm exhausted.
00:20:51What do you mean you're going to lie down if we haven't had dinner?
00:20:53It's that I slept terribly.
00:20:54There are aspirins, I have a headache.
00:20:56Sorry?
00:20:57Yes, yes, I'll bring you one now.
00:20:59My goodness, my goodness.
00:21:01That I am still too young to be a grandfather.
00:21:03Well, this girl is never setting foot on the street again.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07Still.
00:21:08If you scold her, you turn her against you.
00:21:11Maybe she wanted to get pregnant.
00:21:13If you are only 19 years old.
00:21:15But you don't know what children are capable of if they don't have to leave home.
00:21:20Wait.
00:21:20Let her be the one to tell you.
00:21:22Leave her.
00:21:23May you find a moment.
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:25I don't say anything to her.
00:21:26But I'm going to explain to DJ Gallumbo what lattes are for, besides making mattresses.
00:21:30Dad, maybe they won't let you into the disco with those socks.
00:21:33We'll see.
00:21:34This kid is going to be a Júligano talk show host, but he's never going to shut up.
00:21:40Diego, calm down.
00:21:41If parents get nervous, children get nervous.
00:21:44Everything is transmitted.
00:21:45Yes, yes, my love, yes.
00:21:46But for five minutes, because...
00:21:48Hey, Diva!
00:21:49Hala, the Virgin!
00:21:50But how could you not want me to cry?
00:21:52Go on, throw that away and I'll try to get rid of it.
00:21:53No, there is none of that here.
00:21:54Well, bring me a sponge and a basin.
00:21:56If a basin, wait, I'll go look for my grandmother's house.
00:21:58Here, clean it up with this, go on.
00:22:00Let's see, what about this role?
00:22:01Yeah.
00:22:02But what?
00:22:02We're going to clean it up, yes.
00:22:03We wipe his ass, go on.
00:22:05The little ass.
00:22:05Talcum powder, talcum powder.
00:22:06Here, that's it.
00:22:07Yeah.
00:22:08Give him a good amount of that, he likes it.
00:22:09Come on, come on.
00:22:10There it is.
00:22:11Ala, you see?
00:22:12And now his diaper is changed.
00:22:14And that's it.
00:22:15Clear.
00:22:16It was a very clear cry.
00:22:18Give it to me on top.
00:22:19Do you see it?
00:22:24And now why are you crying?
00:22:25He's hungry.
00:22:25It's like sharper.
00:22:27The bottle?
00:22:27It is better to breastfeed children.
00:22:29And who's going to give it to him?
00:22:30You?
00:22:32Hey, well, we can try.
00:22:33They don't get anything out of pacifiers either and they entertain themselves.
00:22:35Mauri, call, see that this is undone.
00:22:37Well, it will be like colacao.
00:22:38We'll have to mix it with milk.
00:22:39No, no, no.
00:22:40Powdered lime mixed with water.
00:22:42Two teaspoons per bottle.
00:22:44Ma'am, why don't you mind your own business and leave us alone?
00:22:46Do what he said.
00:22:48And why do you keep the child if you have no idea?
00:22:49Because I want to show Bea that I can be a good father.
00:22:53From family doctor.
00:22:54Well, what do I do?
00:22:54I shake it like a cut.
00:22:55Oh, take it, take it, take it!
00:22:56Come here.
00:22:57Come here.
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:01Mauri, where the hell are you?
00:23:02Have you missed your flight to Paris?
00:23:04No, the...
00:23:05Bye bye!
00:23:06Tomorrow you have the interview with Kofi Annan.
00:23:08We've changed your ticket to the 11 o'clock flight.
00:23:10Run to the airport.
00:23:11But we can't postpone the interview until next week, okay?
00:23:14You've gone crazy.
00:23:15We need that interview for the Sunday edition.
00:23:17Plus, this guy is in Palestine next week.
00:23:19Of course, well...
00:23:20Well, I'm going to the airport.
00:23:22Diego?
00:23:23No.
00:23:24It's just a few hours.
00:23:25I'll be here tomorrow afternoon.
00:23:26No?
00:23:26Don't ever cry for a single inn in my life.
00:23:28But Mauri...
00:23:28I'm leaving without a toothbrush and in bad shape.
00:23:29I don't want this responsibility.
00:23:31Mauri!
00:23:32But what the milk...
00:23:33It needs to be heated.
00:23:35Well, you calm down, okay?
00:23:37Don't worry.
00:23:39You have to add the sugar.
00:23:41No!
00:23:41No sugar.
00:23:42It's terrible for little ones.
00:23:46Do you want me to give you a hand?
00:23:47No?
00:23:52Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:23:55But what are you doing?
00:23:56Creating atmosphere.
00:23:57You'll see how Nieves wins against the light.
00:23:59But take that away, you bastards.
00:24:01Oops!
00:24:02What is this?
00:24:03My father, who is very detail-oriented.
00:24:05Yeah.
00:24:06Come on, everyone to the table while the leek cream cools.
00:24:09Ah, no, no, don't worry.
00:24:10We already had a snack while watching TV.
00:24:11Yes, speak calmly as if we weren't there.
00:24:13What a heaven of children you have!
00:24:15And some saints.
00:24:16You must be having a terrible time, just like me.
00:24:19Know that here you will always have a room and a sofa for whatever you need.
00:24:23Well, let's move base camp.
00:24:25No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:26Wait a minute, Nieves.
00:24:28I appreciate your hospitality, but I don't want any misunderstandings.
00:24:32No misunderstandings.
00:24:33Do you think I need sex at this point?
00:24:35Well, we'll talk about this topic later.
00:24:37The important thing now is that my brother and your wife are preparing a coup d'état to remove you from the presidency.
00:24:43Dad, you have to live in this community.
00:24:45Of course.
00:24:45Where have you ever seen a president sleep in a tent?
00:24:48Man, I think Gaddafi does that, just in case the Yankees...
00:24:51Do you know the look on Isabel's face when she finds out you spent the night here with me?
00:24:55We left her bursting at the seams, we sowed doubt in that couple.
00:24:59Dad, last chance for us to be a family again.
00:25:02Come on, let's toast.
00:25:04For us, the presidents of the community.
00:25:07This, this is very strong.
00:25:09Just as Lucía and I were about to fix it, boom, bun in the oven.
00:25:13And do we know who the pastry chef was?
00:25:15He doesn't want to tell me.
00:25:17According to her, a friend or a night.
00:25:19But since Lucía broke up with you, she hasn't been with anyone.
00:25:21What do you mean no?
00:25:21He was with Carlos.
00:25:22Yes, but they only kissed.
00:25:24That's what they told you.
00:25:25Women also lie, ignorant of life.
00:25:28No, no, no, no, that's impossible.
00:25:30Carlos, father of...
00:25:31Come on, don't fuck with me.
00:25:32Well, if you want to get back with Lucía, you have to take care of Carlos's son.
00:25:35I love it.
00:25:36The roscón has died and you got the surprise.
00:25:38Dude, you've broken the henpecked record.
00:25:40You have destroyed my father.
00:25:42How are you?
00:25:43Hey, this DVD doesn't play.
00:25:45And here we go!
00:25:46Come here, asshole.
00:25:47Hey, not here, not here!
00:25:48Please get out!
00:25:48Hey!
00:25:49Paco, take out the camera, please!
00:25:50Hey, man!
00:25:51Ale!
00:25:52If you want, we can fight, but I'd like to know why.
00:25:54What do you mean, why?
00:25:55You've gotten Lucia pregnant.
00:25:57Oh yeah?
00:25:58And when?
00:25:59Dude, well, if you don't know it.
00:26:01How much money and it's not for condoms?
00:26:03And now you want to walk away?
00:26:05Show your face, damn it!
00:26:06I don't disown it, I didn't know.
00:26:10But if I am a father, I am a father.
00:26:12I'm going to talk to her.
00:26:14And now what are you going to do, loser?
00:26:15Dude, you're going to have to start selling diapers here.
00:26:18Diapers?
00:26:19It's a little weird here, isn't it?
00:26:20It's a video store.
00:26:21And what about bleach?
00:26:23Who is it, Lady Virilla?
00:26:25Your sister.
00:26:26That he is bored.
00:26:27We're not coming back!
00:26:29Look what I have!
00:26:33Damn, do it!
00:26:36It's Mauri's boy!
00:26:39If we take care of him, maybe he'll invite us to the baptism.
00:26:41Well, let's go down.
00:26:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:44First you have to promise me that you'll come home with me.
00:26:46Yes, this is terrible cooking.
00:26:48I ask to give him a snack because I can't bathe him.
00:26:51Because my spinal discs are in very bad condition.
00:26:54I already have the referral for the specialist.
00:26:56But of course, since there's such a long waiting list...
00:26:58You better tell that to the child so he can fall asleep.
00:27:02Come on, Carlos, listen to me, please, don't be annoying.
00:27:04I do not shirk my responsibility, I take care of my son.
00:27:07Lucia, if you're pregnant...
00:27:08But how am I going to be pregnant with you if we haven't done anything?
00:27:10Well, remember that night we came here so often and slept together at my parents' house.
00:27:15I rubbed it a little.
00:27:16Carlos, what did you do?
00:27:17Nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:27:18What I told you was just a brush.
00:27:21Hey, but it could be mine.
00:27:22Stranger things have been seen.
00:27:23The nuns told my grandmother not to bathe in the same water as her brother.
00:27:27Because she could get pregnant.
00:27:27No, Carlos, no, no.
00:27:28It's not yours.
00:27:29Trust me, I promise.
00:27:31Well then, who is mine?
00:27:31Hey, look.
00:27:32No, tell me, tell me.
00:27:33No, I have a lot of things to do.
00:27:34Yeah, it's over.
00:27:35What does it cost you?
00:27:35Bye bye.
00:27:35You know who the father is.
00:27:36Tell me at least the initial of the name.
00:27:38It's just that no.
00:27:43That?
00:27:43What did he tell you?
00:27:45It's mine.
00:27:47Well, well, well, well.
00:27:49Hey, but this has to stay between you and me.
00:27:51That he has asked me not to let anyone, anyone, know.
00:27:54Well, Lucia wants to get back with me.
00:27:56You have to get organized.
00:27:57Sure, sure.
00:27:58Yes, yes, yes.
00:27:58Without resentment.
00:27:59You can be the godfather.
00:28:00What the fuck?
00:28:01Here we are both parents.
00:28:07Sorry.
00:28:08Yes, Isabel, I'm fine.
00:28:10They had me queuing at the door for half an hour.
00:28:12And on top of that they had to pay 10 euros.
00:28:13Sorry.
00:28:14What a march, huh?
00:28:15Honey, I'll call you later.
00:28:26That?
00:28:26How are you, Mr. Cuesta?
00:28:28What do you mean, what's up, asshole?
00:28:29You don't know what a condom is.
00:28:30That?
00:28:30You got my daughter pregnant, you wretch.
00:28:33As?
00:28:34Take that off, damn it!
00:28:34No, damn it, I heard you.
00:28:35But that is impossible if we have always taken precautions.
00:28:37That going back is useless.
00:28:39That before it rains it drizzles you don't read the brochures that arrive at school.
00:28:41No, fuck, what a drag.
00:28:44So, that's great, I'll call Natalia later.
00:28:45No, you don't call anyone.
00:28:47Tomorrow I want you at my house with your parents.
00:28:48Let's ask the question.
00:28:50What are you drinking?
00:28:50Water.
00:28:51Ah, very well, pillbox.
00:28:53No, damn it, I'm working.
00:28:55As I said, tomorrow at 12 o'clock at my house with your parents.
00:28:59Hey?
00:28:59Yes, that's right.
00:29:01Well, back to crossing the track.
00:29:03Not with him.
00:29:05Let's go there, damn it, you're going to kill yourself!
00:29:06It's hot.
00:29:07If I don't kill you, I'll kill you.
00:29:10Alberto must have spoken to Carlos and showed up at my house asking if the child is his.
00:29:14Lucia, you're getting into trouble, I'm telling you.
00:29:17In life you have to go with the truth ahead.
00:29:19Look who can talk.
00:29:21The one who doesn't want to say something to the fact that she's pregnant.
00:29:23Well, if you want, it's up to me.
00:29:25We're going to have a laugh.
00:29:27Hello!
00:29:28Hello!
00:29:29How are you?
00:29:31How's it going?
00:29:32Good.
00:29:32Huh? Has my Lio calmed down now?
00:29:34Yes, yes, thanks a lot for the little bit.
00:29:37Well, look, Belén was just telling me that maybe being a mother is beautiful.
00:29:44Yes, yes, yes, it just occurred to me all of a sudden.
00:29:48I must have overdone it with the vinegar.
00:29:50What do you think?
00:29:51I?
00:29:52Please, Lucia.
00:29:53Yes, it is very soon.
00:29:54How awful!
00:29:55And to think that I was about to get pregnant with Diego.
00:29:59Thank goodness we broke up.
00:30:00Because who knows where I'd end up with a kid and a gay husband.
00:30:03Oh, sorry.
00:30:04Gay, gay, gay.
00:30:05That I'm getting over it.
00:30:06Well, but they say that having a child in the long run is wonderful.
00:30:10Marvelous?
00:30:11But if you get stretch marks.
00:30:13Belén, we must take precautions.
00:30:15You look at me.
00:30:16I've never had a scare.
00:30:18But hey, you never know, right?
00:30:21The day least expected...
00:30:22Clear.
00:30:22And you stayed?
00:30:24No.
00:30:25Impossible.
00:30:26My eggs are armored.
00:30:28No sperm can penetrate them.
00:30:31Look, I'm carrying condoms.
00:30:33Spermicidal cream.
00:30:34I have an IUD.
00:30:35Sometimes I put in a diaphragm.
00:30:36How far away!
00:30:37No, all together.
00:30:38Well, whatever it takes is, hey, we can't let our guard down.
00:30:41Then what happens, happens.
00:30:43Look at poor Belén.
00:30:44The brown on top.
00:30:46Oh, I have to take the pill.
00:30:47Because if I don't start hearing voices...
00:30:50It's a joke!
00:30:53Oh, how silly!
00:30:55Take care of yourself for a glass of water.
00:31:00That?
00:31:00Should we tell him or not?
00:31:02No, no, no.
00:31:02We'd better keep quiet.
00:31:04Are you saying something?
00:31:05No.
00:31:05No, it's probably the voices.
00:31:07Yeah?
00:31:08The voices.
00:31:09Yeah.
00:31:13My goodness, how things have changed, huh?
00:31:23I hardly even remembered.
00:31:25Of course it has changed, it has been around for many years.
00:31:26Look, look, I solved it for the photo.
00:31:28How silly!
00:31:29Emilio, let's start the day off right, shall we?
00:31:31Okay, okay, okay.
00:31:32Let's go over there, there are bears and Spanish goats.
00:31:34Ah!
00:31:34Oh, how silly!
00:32:04Emilio, I'm having a great time.
00:32:15It's the first time you've gotten a shot right.
00:32:18Yes, yes, huh?
00:32:19Go on!
00:32:20The dolphins!
00:32:21Oh, run!
00:32:22Let's go see the show.
00:32:23No, no, no.
00:32:23Even better.
00:32:24Let's go in.
00:32:25We are going to pet them.
00:32:26We're going to give them sardines.
00:32:27Well, whatever they eat.
00:32:27You'll see.
00:32:28But, but, what are you saying?
00:32:29If not, they will leave us.
00:32:30Yes, yes, yes.
00:32:30You wait for me here, okay?
00:32:31Wait for me here.
00:32:32How beautiful the dolphins are, huh?
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:44And if you can play, my wife would be very excited.
00:32:47Because when she was little she liked a lot of pinball machines.
00:32:49He even had a float that was the shape of...
00:32:51I'm sorry, but it's not possible.
00:32:52Now, in a little while, you can see the show, okay?
00:32:54They jump, somersault, and poke at the trainer.
00:32:56Come, please.
00:32:58Well, what a shame.
00:33:01You know what happens?
00:33:02That she is very sick.
00:33:03They have given him one month to live.
00:33:05At most.
00:33:06And his greatest wish before dying, well, would be to pet a dolphin.
00:33:09What's wrong with him?
00:33:10Well, it's a new syndrome.
00:33:12Since only three or four people have it and they don't have money, they don't investigate.
00:33:15Clear.
00:33:17Look at her.
00:33:18It's the one over there in the corner.
00:33:20Look at that little face.
00:33:22Look how he looks at them, my poor thing.
00:33:24That is leaving us.
00:33:24But well, if it can't be, it can't be.
00:33:27I understand that you are not going to break the rules for a poor dying woman.
00:33:30No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:33:34Come on, cool, huh?
00:33:34Just wait a moment, okay?
00:33:36Nativity scene!
00:33:37Runs!
00:33:40Take.
00:33:41Have a codfish.
00:33:42Give it to him, give it to him.
00:33:43Let's see.
00:33:44Oh!
00:33:44But shake it, shake it so you can see yourself.
00:33:46Oh yes, I'm coming, I'll do it!
00:33:48Oh, look how delicious!
00:33:49Sure, sure, but duck down.
00:33:51Bend down and pet him.
00:33:52Oh!
00:33:52And this doesn't bite, right?
00:33:53No, no, no, no, those are piranhas.
00:33:55Come on, give it to him without fear.
00:33:56Look, look, look how they open their little mouths at you.
00:33:57Look, look, look, look.
00:33:59Look, give it to him.
00:34:00Should I give it to him?
00:34:01Yes, come a little closer, come a little closer.
00:34:03No!
00:34:04Wow!
00:34:05You have fallen.
00:34:06Take advantage, take advantage, take advantage, you'll see.
00:34:10Nothing with them, nothing with them.
00:34:13That they are very affectionate.
00:34:15Nothing, nothing with them, nothing with them.
00:34:18Sorry, I can't tell you where the christening is.
00:34:21Mauri gave me precise instructions on that point.
00:34:24He wants a quiet ceremony, what can we do?
00:34:26Father, I do not intend for you to break your principles, but wouldn't there be the possibility
00:34:31that this information was leaked in some way?
00:34:33Man, I don't know if you know my latest special sale release.
00:34:37Shadow here, shadow there, confess, confess.
00:34:40It's 10 euros, nothing, a symbolic thing.
00:34:43Already.
00:34:45Well, and where is the baptism going to be held?
00:34:47Don't be in such a hurry, son.
00:34:49The world is not created in a day.
00:34:51And since I see you're fans, I also have a signed Zacuellos here, which is a collector's item.
00:34:56And how much does that cost?
00:34:57Juan, leave it to me.
00:34:59Father, do they know at the bishopric that you are going to baptize the son of a gay man and a lesbian?
00:35:04The baptism will be tomorrow at 12:30, God willing, in this same parish.
00:35:07And please be punctual, this is like the opera.
00:35:10As soon as the ceremony begins, I close the doors.
00:35:12And the banquet will be in...?
00:35:14Salons, Lady Anne.
00:35:15But I haven't told you anything, okay?
00:35:17Calm down, father.
00:35:19Secrecy of confession.
00:35:20Amen.
00:35:21Are you not going to take the Roman collar in the end?
00:35:34I imagined that having a child was something else.
00:35:37Well, it's always like that.
00:35:38You sit and wait for him to turn 18 so you can kick him out of the house.
00:35:41But then when you talk things get lively, right?
00:35:43That's worse.
00:35:44That's where they start asking you for money.
00:35:45And take them to the park, to the burger, to the Three Kings' Parade,
00:35:50that's where they throw candy.
00:35:52No marriage can stand that, man.
00:35:54Don't be unfair?
00:35:56I smelled it on you and your passion had already run out.
00:35:58He told me that a long time ago.
00:36:00Concha, cover the kid's ears, what I'm going to tell her is for people over 18.
00:36:05Girls, I know what we're going to do with the kid.
00:36:08Did the FARC hijack a bus in Bogotá?
00:36:10No, the ad below.
00:36:12Babies needed for ad.
00:36:14It's all pasta!
00:36:15Come on, let's go!
00:36:16And shouldn't we consult Mauri first?
00:36:18What else?
00:36:20And you're going to see him on television.
00:36:22And you'll see the joy it will give him.
00:36:24Oh no, no, no!
00:36:24But that is child exploitation.
00:36:26No.
00:36:27In the developed world, this is called a child prodigy.
00:36:29Ah!
00:36:30Come on, let's go!
00:36:31Oh ok!
00:36:32Oh ok!
00:36:32Oh, come on, love!
00:36:36Julio, do you think I'm stupid?
00:36:38You pushed me.
00:36:39No.
00:36:39I've slipped with the fish oil.
00:36:41And you, as always, are in the middle.
00:36:43Look, he should have let us through.
00:36:44Hey, this will probably make your condition worse, right?
00:36:48What disease?
00:36:49No, none.
00:36:50Come on, let's go, we're entertaining this gentleman.
00:36:52and you'll have to add chlorine to the pool.
00:36:54What disease are you talking about?
00:36:55No, the dolphins.
00:36:56They have a very rare syndrome.
00:36:58From eating so much fish, they have excess phosphorus,
00:37:00They bang their heads against the pool and the children get scared.
00:37:02You pushed me.
00:37:03You pushed me!
00:37:04Thank you very much, may God reward you.
00:37:06Come on, woman, don't be angry.
00:37:08Now we go to the entrance and collect the photos.
00:37:09Wow!
00:37:10Hey?
00:37:10How pretty she is!
00:37:11How strong, how strong!
00:37:17Now we invite the neighbors to the baptism
00:37:20and with the banquet menu
00:37:21the president chooses you before dessert.
00:37:25What a rush!
00:37:26How is this quote about manipulating and extorting?
00:37:29I feel, Angela Chanin!
00:37:31Well, we're not going to change,
00:37:32that Marcos's parents are about to arrive.
00:37:33Oh, that's true!
00:37:34The girl's slip.
00:37:36We're piling up with work!
00:37:38Herbs, I have to tell you something,
00:37:41but I want you to find out from me,
00:37:42not by Radiopatio.
00:37:43Ah!
00:37:44I already know where the baptism and the banquet are.
00:37:48And I'm going to make some wonderful invitations
00:37:50for all the neighbors.
00:37:51Oh yeah?
00:37:52Well, you can hand over Andrés's by hand.
00:37:54because he spent the night here.
00:37:57Poor thing.
00:37:58Spinster fantasies.
00:37:59Nieves, the coffee is ready!
00:38:00Do you want some toast?
00:38:02No!
00:38:02Peel me a kiwi,
00:38:04which is very useful for me in transit.
00:38:06Okay!
00:38:06What's happening?
00:38:07You want war, don't you?
00:38:08No, I already have the war.
00:38:10Excuse me, I'm going to wake the children.
00:38:15Hey, does this work?
00:38:17Yes, but they know where the baptism is.
00:38:19This must be stopped.
00:38:20Come on, pull it in!
00:38:20Look how cute Ezequiel is.
00:38:39Say yes, we should have ordered more pasta.
00:38:42Hey, you don't have any vegetables.
00:38:43It's that I'm on a diet.
00:38:44Wait a minute, I'll look at it for you.
00:38:54Take.
00:38:54Thank you very much honey.
00:38:57Hey, I'm really interested in this advertising thing.
00:39:00Isn't George Clooney around here filming something?
00:39:03Cut!
00:39:04But what the hell is that lady doing on the set?
00:39:08That kid messed up Ezequiel's hair.
00:39:10The image is not pretty.
00:39:11Ah, very good.
00:39:12And why don't you come here and direct the commercial?
00:39:15Come with me, madam.
00:39:16Yes, we already have hairdressers.
00:39:17Oh yeah?
00:39:18Can I put my hair in a bun?
00:39:19Tomorrow I have the baptism.
00:39:20Hello, hello, good morning.
00:39:27Look, I'm calling about this ad that says...
00:39:29Dynamic person, graduate, bilingual, with own vehicle for work with great incentives.
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:35What exactly does the job consist of?
00:39:38In selling vacuum cleaners?
00:39:40Already.
00:39:41No, no, no.
00:39:42Thanks a lot, huh?
00:39:44Well, why do they ask you to speak English?
00:39:46Well, if you remember, sell at the American embassy.
00:39:50Lucia, we want to talk to you.
00:39:57Look, Roberto and I have reached an agreement.
00:40:00We're both going to be the father of your child.
00:40:03As?
00:40:04Yes, yes, I accept it, even if it's his.
00:40:06And go ahead, but he is not Carlos's son.
00:40:08Don't worry, if I'm happy, I'll love him as if he were my own.
00:40:11Look, on my PDA with GPS we've divided up the chores from today until the child turns 18.
00:40:18In writing, so that we don't have problems like poor Mauri later.
00:40:22Lucia, it's amazing how I feel.
00:40:24I told my mother that she was going to be a grandmother and she burst into tears.
00:40:27Ah, you've already told him.
00:40:29Well, my father is already modifying the heated pool to create a children's area with a small slide, like a mini water park.
00:40:35It's the first time I've seen my mother cry.
00:40:37Well, the second one.
00:40:38The first was when Rosa lost at Eurovision.
00:40:40Well, that was an injustice.
00:40:41It's just that I haven't... yet.
00:40:42I'm actually impressed by how excited you both are all of a sudden.
00:40:48Maturity, a child that changes your life.
00:40:51Hey, Robert, let's go, we have five crib stores left.
00:40:54Well, well, let's not rush things, shall we?
00:40:56Then one day I watch the news on a typical bad day, I lose the child and...
00:40:59Peaceful.
00:41:00Yes, we are going to treat you like a queen.
00:41:02Zero stress, Lucia.
00:41:03Zero stress.
00:41:06Ghost.
00:41:06That doesn't have GPS.
00:41:07Well, in the position, in the coordinates.
00:41:09Well, it's that...
00:41:16Well, look.
00:41:18At least they are punctual.
00:41:20Juan!
00:41:20But why did you wear that suit?
00:41:22This is going to look like a funeral.
00:41:24Marcos is a DJ.
00:41:26He must have very modern parents.
00:41:28You're going to make a fool of yourself.
00:41:31Hello.
00:41:32Look, they are Esteban and Maricruz, my parents.
00:41:35Rezoeo and Juan Cuesta, Natalia's father.
00:41:36Forward, pass, pass.
00:41:38This is Isabel, my...
00:41:39My...
00:41:40My...
00:41:41Natalia's mother?
00:41:43No.
00:41:44The mother is in a coma.
00:41:45I'm the neighbor's wife, but we're in a mess.
00:41:48Let's go...
00:41:49I'm going to look for Natalia.
00:41:50Well, I guess you're aware of the situation.
00:41:53As a result of her relationship with Marcos and due, without a doubt, to poor family planning,
00:41:59My daughter has been left in a state of good hope.
00:42:01Yes of course.
00:42:01That he has impregnated you.
00:42:02Do we pay for abortion jointly or do we pay for it in evens and odds?
00:42:05Well, let's look at more options.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08I'm taking care of the child.
00:42:09I quit my job at night and go into the hardware store with my old man.
00:42:12Yes, wait a minute, I've already got the template covered.
00:42:14Marcos, what are you doing here?
00:42:17How come you didn't tell me you were pregnant?
00:42:18I haven't told you anything because I'm not.
00:42:20Ah, cocoludo, let's go!
00:42:21Son of a bitch, you got away with it!
00:42:22Wait, wait, wait a moment.
00:42:24So why does your father say that you are?
00:42:25What did you tell him?
00:42:26I'm not even dating him anymore.
00:42:28Not anymore.
00:42:28So whose son is he?
00:42:30Nobody's, heavy.
00:42:31If I take the pill.
00:42:32Come on, we're talking!
00:42:33Marcos, let's go.
00:42:33This is already a private conversation.
00:42:35Well, thank you very much for the visit.
00:42:37Bye bye.
00:42:38As long as you want, for whatever.
00:42:41He lies.
00:42:42The girl is lying, Isabel.
00:42:44He makes the same face as his mother when she came with new dishes.
00:42:46and said that they had been given to him at the bank.
00:42:48Equal.
00:42:49But give her space and don't overwhelm her.
00:42:51Do as I do.
00:42:52This morning he asked me for 300 euros and I gave them, without asking.
00:42:56That's why he treats me like a good friend.
00:42:58And you, well, like your fucking father.
00:43:00And what does Natalia want 300 euros for?
00:43:02To abort!
00:43:03Wow!
00:43:04Well, it was for a skirt, for an English course.
00:43:07I'm going to follow her.
00:43:09I'm going to follow her before she does anything that could be repeated.
00:43:14Bring me my soy juices.
00:43:16Pineapple flavor and peach flavor.
00:43:18But I never drink coffee.
00:43:24That?
00:43:24Excuse me, Natalia, is it hard?
00:43:53Just passed by the doctor.
00:43:56Who are you?
00:43:57I'm his father, it's an emergency.
00:43:59Where is?
00:43:59Query B1, but until you finish you cannot pass.
00:44:02Oh, right.
00:44:04Natalia!
00:44:05Listen!
00:44:05No, daughter, please don't do that, it doesn't lock.
00:44:07What not to do?
00:44:09Well, I don't know what you're doing.
00:44:10What are you doing?
00:44:11A cleaning, dad.
00:44:12I'm going to whiten my teeth.
00:44:14Ah, well that's too bad, because in the long run that weakens the enamel.
00:44:17Ah, but you're grown up now, do what you want.
00:44:21It's up to you, I'm leaving.
00:44:26What do we do, continue?
00:44:27Yes please.
00:44:29Cut.
00:44:30Okay, thank you all very much, we're done.
00:44:33Bandeja is old, you know him, right?
00:44:35No.
00:44:36Neither?
00:44:37Hey, to be a bubble freshenet, who do you have to talk to?
00:44:41Here's the check, we're done.
00:44:43Oops!
00:44:44Two thousand euros for half an hour of work.
00:44:47Oh!
00:44:47Here, the one who doesn't get rich is because he doesn't want to.
00:44:50Hey, and you don't have another announcement today, because the child has plenty of time until he goes to school.
00:44:54You're in our database, so if we need anything, we'll call you.
00:44:57You can pick up your grandson.
00:45:00The truth is that Ciquiel is the most handsome.
00:45:03Yes, yes, yes.
00:45:04But one question, what is it?
00:45:07That?
00:45:09Do you see what that was like?
00:45:14I think we have a problem.
00:45:16But don't you remember his face?
00:45:18But they're like airport suitcases, all the same, damn it.
00:45:22Come on, grab one, they're running out!
00:45:29But then what did the dolphins do?
00:45:31Did they approach Bethlehem or not?
00:45:32What are they going to approach?
00:45:33She started splashing around like crazy.
00:45:34They were all scared.
00:45:36So the excursion was of no use to you.
00:45:37Yes, so that Belén catches a severe fever of 39 and a half.
00:45:41Normal.
00:45:41If the pool water would be at least 5 or 6 below zero.
00:45:45Dad, at 5 or 6 below zero water is not called water, it is called ice because it freezes.
00:45:49Hey, you know you're going to college, you're pretty smart, aren't you?
00:45:52Emilio, admit what you've done, okay?
00:45:55Even if you're pregnant, a bad flu is dangerous, man.
00:45:57The same thing even the child loses, animal.
00:45:59But if you have a fever, that helps warm up the fetus, right?
00:46:02It suits you.
00:46:04Oh my God, what have I done now?
00:46:05So, Spiderman was bitten by a spider, Batman was bitten by a bat, and the mass was an allergic reaction.
00:46:15Come on, don't get confused.
00:46:16Batman wasn't stung at all, and Hulk was hit by a gamma ray blast.
00:46:19Ah, what things.
00:46:22I prefer Tintin, the only strange thing about him is his fringe.
00:46:25How are you, Grandpa? Have you taken your walk yet?
00:46:30When she left, Natalia just wanted the money to go to the dentist.
00:46:32Of course, look, I've already finished the christening invitations.
00:46:37Juan Cuesta invites them to Mau's son's christening, and he didn't know his name,
00:46:43which will take place, God willing, in...
00:46:46But why does this girl never tell me anything?
00:46:48There is no communication in this house.
00:46:50Yes, actually a little bit.
00:46:51Look, Juan, relax.
00:46:54If Natalia has told you she's not pregnant, then you need to trust her a little more.
00:46:59Yes, yes, you're right.
00:47:01Plus, she's no longer with DJ Gallumbo.
00:47:03This is good news.
00:47:04He's not dating anyone.
00:47:05Well, that's not entirely accurate.
00:47:08Do you know something?
00:47:10Well, I know a few things, but I have no reason to tell them.
00:47:13Why is the console going back to the loft?
00:47:15You see? That's a good reason.
00:47:17If we also added a pay raise...
00:47:20Yes, I want a name.
00:47:21I don't have names, but for a few days now, at night,
00:47:24When you go to bed, Natalia takes your car keys and leaves.
00:47:27That's impossible if you don't know how to drive.
00:47:29The car won't move from the garage.
00:47:31So what does he want the... for?
00:47:33Already.
00:47:36Well, that's normal.
00:47:37Have you forbidden her from bringing her boyfriend home again?
00:47:39That's why my radio presets keep changing.
00:47:41And I was driving the workshop guy crazy.
00:47:42Juan, relax.
00:47:45But what one do you want me to relax, Isabel?
00:47:47There's a stranger who gets into my car with my daughter.
00:47:49And what do you care?
00:47:50Who is Natalia seeing?
00:47:52Is it your thing?
00:47:53Yes, that's right.
00:47:55It's up to you.
00:47:58Good.
00:47:59The mini camera is hidden under the visor,
00:48:02pointing at the back seat,
00:48:03which is where they usually...
00:48:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:07Hey, can we watch this live or...?
00:48:09Yes, yes, yes.
00:48:09This is on radio frequency, right?
00:48:10I have the receiver on the video store TV.
00:48:12Perfect.
00:48:13Well, tonight as soon as Natalia leaves, I'm coming down.
00:48:15Hey, please, Paco.
00:48:16Discretion.
00:48:17That this is something very personal.
00:48:19Sure, sure, man.
00:48:20You buy me the 10-movie voucher and everything is sorted.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:28But anyway, where were they?
00:48:30It's about to arrive, Mauri.
00:48:31We were taking him for a walk.
00:48:33It is much better that I see the world now,
00:48:35because then they buy him the console
00:48:36and he already steps on the street.
00:48:37Well, we're leaving.
00:48:39the news is about to start.
00:48:40Wait a minute, this isn't Ezequiel,
00:48:42that this is not...
00:48:42This is another child.
00:48:43Oh, don't trust him.
00:48:45At this age, a lot changes.
00:48:47Yes, a lot, because she is a girl.
00:48:48They are the transgenics
00:48:49and we don't know what we eat.
00:48:51Nobody moves from here.
00:48:52until they tell me who this girl is
00:48:53and where is Ezequiel.
00:48:54We have lost it.
00:48:55We are taken to an advertisement
00:48:56to appear on television
00:48:57and since there were many children...
00:48:59Mauri kills me, kills me.
00:49:00But it's better if it's a girl.
00:49:02If girls love their fathers more.
00:49:04They are more orderly
00:49:05and you can do more hairstyles for them.
00:49:07Oh, he's won with the change.
00:49:09You're leaving right now.
00:49:09to locate Ezequiel
00:49:10and they bring it to me before Mauri arrives.
00:49:12I don't know if we'll have time.
00:49:15No, ma'am,
00:49:16I will not teach them the child anymore
00:49:17He's asleep, huh?
00:49:18You have a very handsome boy.
00:49:19Bye bye.
00:49:22They're heavy, huh?
00:49:24How is my child?
00:49:25Well, it's been all afternoon
00:49:26trying to put him to sleep.
00:49:27But have you slept on it?
00:49:29You're doing so well.
00:49:30What a great dad, huh?
00:49:31Yes, in the end it is what you said.
00:49:33The trick is not to get overwhelmed.
00:49:35Well, what?
00:49:36How are you, Kofi Annan?
00:49:37Is the world getting better or is it going to shit?
00:49:39It's going to shit.
00:49:39Already.
00:49:40But he gave me a signed blue caste.
00:49:41I'm going to give him a big kiss here.
00:49:43No, no, Mauri, no.
00:49:44The rhythms of sleep.
00:49:45That?
00:49:46If you wake the child now
00:49:47which is in the full REM phase,
00:49:48because you interrupt his sleep.
00:49:50And then the child
00:49:50does not assimilate knowledge,
00:49:51is losing his memory
00:49:52and does not recognize his father.
00:49:53And tomorrow when he sees you,
00:49:55He says, who is this?
00:49:55And cries.
00:49:56Is that why he doesn't say dad?
00:49:57There it is.
00:49:59We had dinner.
00:49:59Yes, but I cook,
00:50:00that you've earned it.
00:50:02It's not that bad either.
00:50:04No?
00:50:04I'm going to call Bea to tell her.
00:50:06Let him know, Rosa.
00:50:10Here, drink it.
00:50:12Go on, look how clumsy you are,
00:50:13fall into the pool.
00:50:14That I have not fallen,
00:50:15that Emilio threw at me.
00:50:17Be careful, it burns.
00:50:17Nativity scene.
00:50:20How are you?
00:50:21All right, can't you see me?
00:50:23Maybe I'll come back tomorrow.
00:50:24to do some laps.
00:50:25Well yes, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:50:27Yes, I pushed you.
00:50:29Do you see it?
00:50:30You see how I'm not clumsy?
00:50:32But you, you, you, you,
00:50:33you're crazy.
00:50:34No, no, no, but wait,
00:50:35shut up, it has
00:50:35a scientific explanation.
00:50:36Yes, that your mother
00:50:37She lacked oxygen on the day of delivery.
00:50:38No, no, no, not mine,
00:50:39the thing about the dolphins.
00:50:41It is that apparently
00:50:41when a pregnant woman
00:50:42bathes with them,
00:50:44They approach her, they surround her
00:50:45because they listen
00:50:45the fetal heartbeat.
00:50:46Ah, of course, the famous one
00:50:47gynecologist dolphin.
00:50:48Yes, Muscar,
00:50:49who saw it in a documentary.
00:50:50You will know more
00:50:50that the lords of the two.
00:50:51Look, Emilio,
00:50:52if I were pregnant
00:50:53would be two weeks old.
00:50:54There is no heartbeat there,
00:50:55there is no fetus, there is nothing.
00:50:56That would be it.
00:50:56Well, but the dolphins
00:50:57They have very good hearing,
00:50:58who knows.
00:50:59Well, that's enough.
00:51:00You and I are not dating.
00:51:01If I am pregnant
00:51:01it's my business.
00:51:04Ah, well, nothing,
00:51:06everything is clear now.
00:51:13Peaceful,
00:51:14that I won't bother you anymore.
00:51:16You're doing great, aren't you?
00:51:21He will have thrown you into the pool,
00:51:22but come on,
00:51:22you just sunk him in shit.
00:51:24Leave me alone, okay?
00:51:26And you leave me alone.
00:51:27No,
00:51:28I want to talk
00:51:29with the bishop himself.
00:51:32Again?
00:51:33A gay man and a lesbian man
00:51:34have engendered
00:51:35a child against nature,
00:51:36in a test tube,
00:51:37and Father Miguel
00:51:37is going to baptize him.
00:51:39I warn you,
00:51:40That priest is out of control,
00:51:41This is how Father Apelez began.
00:51:44I call directly
00:51:45to the Vatican.
00:51:48Miss,
00:51:48I want the phone
00:51:49by Carol Boitila.
00:51:50I'll spell it out for you,
00:51:51It's the Pope,
00:51:52P.A.
00:51:52P.A.
00:51:53That we have lost
00:51:54Mauri's child
00:51:55and you have to find it.
00:51:56And what are they telling me?
00:51:57That's not my problem.
00:51:58What do you mean no?
00:51:59If you are the president.
00:52:00How could he not come?
00:52:01in the guide
00:52:02the number of the holy father?
00:52:03Search carefully.
00:52:03And what do they want?
00:52:04Mauri's boy.
00:52:06We took him to an advertisement,
00:52:07we were wrong
00:52:07and we brought another child.
00:52:09Well,
00:52:09she was actually a girl,
00:52:10but we have to find it
00:52:11because without a child
00:52:12there is no baptism.
00:52:14Come in, come in.
00:52:16Sit down.
00:52:17But what are you doing?
00:52:18Let them take the fall.
00:52:20That's why,
00:52:21we have to entertain them,
00:52:22they won't find it.
00:52:24Let's see.
00:52:26Reconstruction of the events.
00:52:28Tell me everything,
00:52:29remember.
00:52:29That we are 70 years old,
00:52:31don't be cruel.
00:52:32Ladies,
00:52:33Can you come out for a moment?
00:52:34I have some invitations
00:52:35for you.
00:52:40Shell,
00:52:41Vicente Marisa
00:52:42and I also have
00:52:43Andrés's
00:52:44and that of Nieves,
00:52:45without grudges,
00:52:46flowing.
00:52:48But this is
00:52:50for Mauri's baptism.
00:52:51Yeah,
00:52:51we are going to sneak in
00:52:52and so that he doesn't get angry
00:52:53we are going to give him
00:52:54this wonderful tray
00:52:56in sterling silver
00:52:57with the name
00:52:58and the date
00:52:58of the child's baptism.
00:52:59And all this
00:53:00thanks to the management
00:53:01of John
00:53:01that is tipping over
00:53:03in this matter
00:53:04for you.
00:53:05Oh,
00:53:05how exciting!
00:53:06Finally some good news.
00:53:08Vicenta,
00:53:09that there is no child.
00:53:10What do you mean there's no child?
00:53:11Herbs,
00:53:11you are selling smoke.
00:53:13There will be no baptism
00:53:14because the ladies
00:53:15they have lost it.
00:53:15Bad luck.
00:53:16Oh,
00:53:18the bishop!
00:53:19What do you mean they lost it?
00:53:23If this isn't mine.
00:53:26Yeah.
00:53:27Yeah,
00:53:28it's me.
00:53:31Oh,
00:53:31thank goodness,
00:53:32we were very worried.
00:53:33We'll be right there.
00:53:34What are you doing with my phone?
00:53:41Nothing.
00:53:42They were the ones in the advertisement
00:53:43that the child does not appear
00:53:44they abandon the search
00:53:45see you tomorrow.
00:53:45Mauri kills us.
00:53:46Don't worry,
00:53:47go home.
00:53:48Andrew,
00:53:49as president,
00:53:50will not stop until he finds it.
00:53:51Hello?
00:53:52Come on.
00:53:56Nieves,
00:53:57we are getting into
00:53:58in a mess, huh?
00:53:59Don't worry,
00:54:00those in the advertisement
00:54:01I have been told
00:54:01that they have it there,
00:54:03that's fine.
00:54:04Thank goodness,
00:54:05let's tell Mauri.
00:54:06No, no, no, no.
00:54:08Let's go look for him ourselves
00:54:09and tomorrow
00:54:10we took him to church
00:54:11in a triumphant mood
00:54:12like in the movies
00:54:13and you are already president
00:54:14per sécula seculorum,
00:54:16in a fraga style.
00:54:16But, but,
00:54:17Mauri must be having a terrible time.
00:54:19Ah, not to have lost it.
00:54:20Besides,
00:54:21the more time passes,
00:54:22more exciting
00:54:23it is the reunion.
00:54:25Come on, let's go,
00:54:25who have already left.
00:54:27Yeah,
00:54:28I have experience
00:54:29in asset management
00:54:30and stock market investment
00:54:30and a master's degree in live.
00:54:32Okay,
00:54:33Okay, okay,
00:54:34Yeah,
00:54:34wait for me a moment,
00:54:35which points right now
00:54:36at the time of the interview.
00:54:38Okay.
00:54:40What do you mean I have to carry
00:54:41mini skirt?
00:54:42No, no, no,
00:54:44I don't care
00:54:45that increases my chances.
00:54:47No,
00:54:47you close.
00:54:49Yeah.
00:54:52Hey,
00:54:52Has anyone called?
00:54:53to teleparent?
00:54:54Today we have two for one.
00:54:55Look,
00:54:56we have bought
00:54:56some little things
00:54:57for the child.
00:54:59What is the first gift?
00:55:01of the night, Mike?
00:55:02Well, this is fantastic.
00:55:03ergonomic crib
00:55:05with cradling system
00:55:06automatic,
00:55:06four speeds
00:55:07and remote control.
00:55:09That's very good,
00:55:11but what's inside
00:55:12from that bag?
00:55:13Oh,
00:55:13how glad I am
00:55:14that you ask me that question,
00:55:15Bob,
00:55:15because we have
00:55:16a laptop
00:55:17for children,
00:55:18with lots of colors.
00:55:19This is how they learn
00:55:20at full speed,
00:55:21multimedia roll.
00:55:23Look,
00:55:23For example,
00:55:24math.
00:55:27How many are there?
00:55:28seven plus four?
00:55:29Do you give the number?
00:55:33Mistake,
00:55:34seven plus four
00:55:35equal to eleven.
00:55:36You see?
00:55:37This is what it sounds like
00:55:37when the kid
00:55:37is wrong.
00:55:38Oh,
00:55:39how beautiful.
00:55:41Hey,
00:55:41I thank you very much
00:55:42all these gifts,
00:55:43but it's still a little bit
00:55:45gronto.
00:55:45No, no, no,
00:55:46you put on your coat
00:55:47that we have an appointment
00:55:48with the gynecologist.
00:55:49First review.
00:55:50That?
00:55:50We have searched for the best.
00:55:51He's a crack.
00:55:52With the,
00:55:53Ana Rosa Quintana
00:55:53has had twins.
00:55:54I won't tell you any more.
00:55:55No, no, no,
00:55:55no, wait,
00:55:56wait,
00:55:56What do I have to tell you?
00:55:57one thing.
00:55:58Do you have the tickets?
00:55:59of all this?
00:56:00Because?
00:56:01Didn't you like them?
00:56:02No, no, no,
00:56:03that's all very, very...
00:56:05That I'm not pregnant.
00:56:09Have you lost the child?
00:56:11No no,
00:56:12Roberto was all lies.
00:56:13I've done it
00:56:14just to try
00:56:15if you were willing
00:56:16to commit to me.
00:56:19But, but, but,
00:56:19but you have passed the test,
00:56:20Hey?
00:56:20And with a note.
00:56:22You,
00:56:23you are wrong.
00:56:25And why do you tell him?
00:56:25to poor Carlos
00:56:26that is yours?
00:56:27But, dude,
00:56:27When have I ever told you that?
00:56:30Well,
00:56:31but now we are
00:56:31with his lie.
00:56:32How can you play like that?
00:56:33with our feelings?
00:56:34You ask me to grow up
00:56:35and the way you behave
00:56:36you are like a girl.
00:56:37At your age,
00:56:38playing doctors,
00:56:39you become emberized,
00:56:39you get pregnant...
00:56:40Look, leave it,
00:56:41because it is that,
00:56:42is that I...
00:56:42Well now you call
00:56:44to my mother
00:56:44and you tell her she's not going to be a grandmother,
00:56:46you'll see.
00:56:46Hey, but neither
00:56:47you get like this,
00:56:48if it was just a sentimental simulacrum.
00:56:58That I have not been angry,
00:56:59I'll call you later.
00:57:00You?
00:57:01What's happening?
00:57:02What did I hear from you, man?
00:57:03This...
00:57:04No, no, no, no.
00:57:22Paco, my daughter is going to the garage, turn it on.
00:57:39And what are you doing here?
00:57:40Have we been told that he's a slut?
00:57:41It's just that they got away from me and there was no way to get rid of them.
00:57:44Well, this isn't an X-rated theater. Everyone out of here.
00:57:46Hey, I've already got my ticket.
00:57:48And those who found out? Well, hey, to cover costs, because when creating the mini camera, you don't...
00:57:53I don't care. Everyone get out of here and go to sleep. Let's go to sleep!
00:57:55I'm accredited. I'm a special envoy for the radiopatio.
00:57:58Juan, they're already there.
00:57:59But don't look. Go over there.
00:58:02Come on! Don't waste any time, okay?
00:58:04Don't look. Who are you? Who are you?
00:58:07Show me your face.
00:58:09What are you doing?
00:58:12Show me your face, you bastard.
00:58:14Step back a bit, Natalia.
00:58:15Are you spying on Natalia?
00:58:17Juan, turn that off, for God's sake.
00:58:20This is a violation of your privacy.
00:58:21No, no. If it's in my car, no.
00:58:23Look, look, look. He was right, I wasn't.
00:58:24But don't you realize that it's not about not spying on your daughter?
00:58:28How can you then demand that she respect you, if you don't respect her?
00:58:31Oh, look, you're right. It's not right for you to see this, man, is it?
00:58:34Come on, if you want, I'll tell you tomorrow, okay?
00:58:35No! Turn that off.
00:58:38Okay, you're right.
00:58:39I'll talk to her tomorrow and give her a chance to explain it to me.
00:58:42Let's go to bed.
00:58:47Just in case.
00:58:58Wow, what a bastard.
00:58:59What a bastard.
00:59:01What a bastard.
00:59:02Who did it? Who did it?
00:59:04What a jerk. You're going to freak out, man.
00:59:06No, no, damn it!
00:59:09Have I told you about the special 10-movie voucher I have now?
00:59:12Son, I bought some churritos for breakfast. Mediterranean diet. What are you still doing in bed?
00:59:21Dad, I'm on sick leave for depression. Leave me alone.
00:59:23Get up, today's your turn to scrub the floor. Be a man.
00:59:26That I don't want.
00:59:27It's more curiosity than concern. What's wrong with you?
00:59:30Belén doesn't care about me. Maybe she's a mother and doesn't even want me to pay her alimony.
00:59:34You weren't going to be able to either.
00:59:36Son, I'm going to be honest with you.
00:59:38Yeah, you got her pregnant. Come on, man, go out there and eat those churritos.
00:59:42Listen, don't listen. Look what I found in the trash.
00:59:46After ruling out half the neighborhood, I'm left with two suspects: Vicenta and Belén.
00:59:52Fisti, fisti. I'm leaning towards Belén.
00:59:54But hey, why didn't you tell me this before?
00:59:56When? If we don't talk.
00:59:58We live together and we seem like two strangers.
01:00:01Is it possible that Belén took the test and didn't tell me anything?
01:00:04Well, he's going to find out, man.
01:00:05Hey, Emilio, I wouldn't mind being a grandfather.
01:00:08I want to make up for all the mistakes I made with you.
01:00:11For that you'd have to have a big family, Dad.
01:00:14Wow! How unfair children are!
01:00:17But how come he hasn't appeared?
01:00:18Since Lobatón is gone, people don't meet like they used to.
01:00:21We've called everywhere. The police, the hospitals.
01:00:25But don't worry, I'm always on my phone.
01:00:27If you have it turned off.
01:00:28Sure. If the battery is really low, what do you want? For someone to call and hang up?
01:00:33Diego!
01:00:33Well, find him, the baptism is already here.
01:00:36Yes, at twelve. We've been given an invitation.
01:00:40That?
01:00:41Don't pay any attention to her. My sister doesn't rule in the early hours.
01:00:44As she has her bun freshly tied.
01:00:46But you're still like this.
01:00:49Dame makes him the one who has to dress him.
01:00:50No, not now, he's throwing his arms out.
01:00:52Well, he'll send them on their way, we're not going to make it, Diego.
01:00:53No, no, no, they're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
01:00:55Do you want to stop fooling around?
01:00:56Hey, this whole being a father thing is really upsetting you.
01:00:59Are you going to wear that tie?
01:01:01What's wrong? Doesn't it look right?
01:01:02Yes, well, normal.
01:01:04It doesn't fit, does it? I knew that.
01:01:05If it's that as soon as I attack I don't combine the colors well.
01:01:07Don't worry, if it's nervous color blindness.
01:01:09That's why brides always wear white.
01:01:12I'll change the child now.
01:01:14Let's see if it's going to be the shirt.
01:01:16Where is?
01:01:17That?
01:01:17It's not right.
01:01:20Have you seen what you've achieved?
01:01:21Now Roberto is angry with me and doesn't talk to me anymore.
01:01:23All because of you.
01:01:23But what are you saying?
01:01:24If you're the one going around inventing pregnancies.
01:01:26Look, Belén, if you had taken the test when you had to take it,
01:01:29none of this would have happened.
01:01:30Girls, I would love to chime in,
01:01:31but I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:01:34Belén, this time you have really finished ruining
01:01:36the little beauty that remained of our relationship.
01:01:38Other.
01:01:38Are you pregnant?
01:01:39When were you going to tell me?
01:01:40When the child turns 30?
01:01:42No, Emilio, that's not mine.
01:01:43Oh, okay.
01:01:44I'll give it back to Vicenta, who'll be very happy.
01:01:46Emilio, it is true that it is not yours.
01:01:48So whose is it?
01:01:49From Alba.
01:01:49She is the one who is pregnant,
01:01:51that he took the test for me so that you would leave me alone.
01:01:54Hey?
01:01:54Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:01:56I'm pregnant, twins are coming.
01:01:59Alba, yes, it's true that it's yours.
01:02:01Yes, yes, yes, it's true, it's mine, it's mine.
01:02:06It's mine.
01:02:11It's mine.
01:02:12Ah, poor thing, how happy she was, she was moved.
01:02:14Emilio, please.
01:02:16But if he's making a really weird face, I don't know what it is.
01:02:17Alba, calm down, okay?
01:02:18Don't worry, because this isn't safe yet.
01:02:20Because look, one in every 10,000 of these little gadgets fails, I think.
01:02:23It's impossible, because since I left Diego
01:02:26I haven't done it with anyone again.
01:02:28No, no, no, no, yes, we are all the same.
01:02:29There's no one to get wet here.
01:02:30Well, wait, on New Year's Eve, with this guy with the little beard,
01:02:34that annoying friend of yours.
01:02:37Carlos?
01:02:38Yeah.
01:02:40It's Carlos's.
01:02:42Ah, well, something very interesting could come out of that.
01:02:45Well, run, run, tell him if he's dying to be a father.
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:48So that happens.
01:02:50This has not happened.
01:02:51I've never been here.
01:02:53You don't know me.
01:02:54But it has the crib and everything.
01:02:55Yeah.
01:02:56And you, what?
01:03:02Look at the mess you've made by fooling me.
01:03:04Now that poor woman is pregnant because of you.
01:03:06But, but, but, what are you saying?
01:03:06Are you stupid?
01:03:07Well, now that everything is sorted out,
01:03:09Yes, it is a good time to get tested.
01:03:11Ah, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:12I mean, I don't care anymore.
01:03:13You're all out of sorts here.
01:03:15You turn 30 and that's when you start to leak hormones.
01:03:17and there you have it, every man for himself.
01:03:19Bad, you are bad.
01:03:21But what if I'm pregnant?
01:03:22Well, I'll send you some chocolates to the clinic.
01:03:24Come on, man.
01:03:26Bug!
01:03:26That you are a bug.
01:03:32Well if you were looking forward to being a single mother,
01:03:34you've already done it.
01:03:37You accompany me to the pharmacy for a predictor.
01:03:46Well, how are you, daughter?
01:03:47Did you sleep well?
01:03:48Yeah.
01:03:49By?
01:03:49No, you look sleepy.
01:03:51As if I hadn't had a good rest.
01:03:54What's up, dad?
01:03:56Well yes, give it to me.
01:03:58Does anyone want some toast?
01:04:00Natalia, I know you're using my car as a shooting gallery.
01:04:02What are you saying?
01:04:03No.
01:04:04Look, Natalia, if there's one thing that really pisses me off in life, it's lying.
01:04:07Look me in the eyes.
01:04:08Are you using my car as a practice ground?
01:04:11No, dad.
01:04:11I don't even have a boyfriend now.
01:04:13Okay, okay.
01:04:16Lie!
01:04:17But you can tell what's wrong with you.
01:04:19Aunt, they caught you.
01:04:20Dad put a camera in the car, Paco told me.
01:04:22That?
01:04:23Have you been spying on me with a camera?
01:04:24No, no, no.
01:04:25Let's see, it's a new anti-theft system that I installed due to the wave of vehicle thefts.
01:04:28that ravage our neighborhood.
01:04:29If your car is 10 years old, it won't be stolen even by mistake.
01:04:32Be careful, it might be a collector's item.
01:04:34It has wooden inserts on the dashboard.
01:04:36This is strong, this is very strong.
01:04:37Come on.
01:04:39Give each other a kiss before you say something you might regret.
01:04:42Dad, you're pathetic.
01:04:43For example.
01:04:44I may be pathetic, but you're grounded until you tell me who you're putting in my car.
01:04:47Quite a move, huh?
01:04:48It was cool.
01:04:49And don't you dare touch my presets again.
01:04:53Come on, let's go to the christening.
01:04:55If you want, we can go so you can get some fresh air, but there's no child.
01:04:59What do you mean there's no child?
01:05:00The ladies lost him, but come on, everyone is already looking for him.
01:05:03Oh, and I'm not informed.
01:05:04I am the spiritual president of the community.
01:05:07I have to support Mauri.
01:05:09Ah, come on, let's support.
01:05:16What are you doing?
01:05:17Leave.
01:05:17Dad, you've gone too far.
01:05:19Okay, but without zaroles, okay?
01:05:21This time for real.
01:05:23Diego, are you here or not?
01:05:25Wait a minute, the sock doesn't fit.
01:05:28Mauri, know that we are with you.
01:05:30What is happening to you is horrible.
01:05:32Hey?
01:05:32Let's see, your son.
01:05:33Don't let me know of his disappearance.
01:05:36The time has come to put up posters with your photo.
01:05:38But what are you saying?
01:05:39And my son is in the room?
01:05:40Oh yeah?
01:05:41Thank God you found it.
01:05:43Don't leave the ladies who decided to bring you an ad alone again,
01:05:47but they are able to exchange it for bingo cards.
01:05:50What about the ladies?
01:05:52Diego, what's this about Ezequiel taking an ad?
01:05:54Hey?
01:05:55Come on, they've already spoiled my surprise.
01:05:58Well yes, I left it for him because it was a charity ad for the Red Cross.
01:06:01Ezekiel carried the gold ingot.
01:06:03And of course, Ezequiel on TV, imagine, well Rosa can't compete with that, right?
01:06:07But you are crazy.
01:06:09One day with that lady could cause irreparable damage.
01:06:12My poor little boy, my little boy.
01:06:17Who is this?
01:06:19This.
01:06:20It's a girl.
01:06:21As?
01:06:21I've lost myself.
01:06:23Diego, where is my son?
01:06:25The ladies have lost him in the ad, but don't worry, they are looking for him.
01:06:28The important thing is that we have a baby for the baptism.
01:06:30That's true, to see the positive side.
01:06:32See?
01:06:33I'll kill you.
01:06:34Come here!
01:06:36Shall we all calm down a bit?
01:06:38No, because if I kill him now I can claim in the mental generation.
01:06:40No, Mauri, I promise you I'll kill myself later, but we have to think of something.
01:06:43That Bea is coming.
01:06:43Damn, Bea.
01:06:44And what do I say to him now?
01:06:45His whole family has come.
01:06:46For one day when the child leaves me, I go, I lose him.
01:06:49Bea.
01:06:50Hi how are things?
01:06:52Yeah.
01:06:54Nothing, hey.
01:06:55If you're stuck in a traffic jam, we'll baptize it later.
01:06:58Sure, another day.
01:06:59Or as an adult, that's how he remembers it.
01:07:02Well, everything is fine.
01:07:05Okay, see you there.
01:07:08He will never forgive me for this.
01:07:10I will never forgive myself for it.
01:07:11Mauri, that is, we are going to the baptism.
01:07:14Can you think of a better idea?
01:07:15No, I'm going for the sunglasses.
01:07:17Well, the church is very dark, maybe you don't notice.
01:07:20I won't tell him anything until his family has left.
01:07:24Well, Mauri, canceling the event is the last resort.
01:07:26You go with the substitutes, but you go.
01:07:27Go, go, go.
01:07:28If I were you, I'd take off her earrings.
01:07:31This one, no, it scares me.
01:07:35Hello.
01:07:36Run, run, let's baptize him, Bea hasn't arrived yet.
01:07:39Carry, carry, carry.
01:07:42But you weren't looking for the child.
01:07:44Yeah, damn, but it's the baptism.
01:07:47Look, I brought the Tupperware.
01:07:49In case there is anything left over for underprivileged children or to make croquettes.
01:07:53Hey, what about Marisa?
01:07:54He went out to get some tobacco and stayed talking to the poor guy at the door.
01:07:57I think he likes it.
01:07:59How are the marginalized doing?
01:08:01But what are you doing here?
01:08:02No, yes, we come to mass.
01:08:06Andrés hasn't come, he doesn't dare.
01:08:08This smells like the end of the mandate.
01:08:09I had thought of starting humility with an a cappella theme
01:08:12and finish with the guitar in apotheosis mode.
01:08:14As you wish, Father, come on, let's get going.
01:08:16But the mother is not there.
01:08:18Don't worry, he's already following you on your cell phone.
01:08:20Yes, there, go for it.
01:08:22Go on, go on, go on.
01:08:24Well, we are gathered here
01:08:27to welcome Antonio Ezequiel,
01:08:30to our great Christian family.
01:08:32Some of you may wonder why baptism.
01:08:35The answer is quite simple.
01:08:37Satan, lurks around every corner.
01:08:39Yes, we skipped that part because I don't want it to traumatize me.
01:08:41You can wet it with water.
01:08:43Mauri, right?
01:08:44Yeah.
01:08:44How handsome you are.
01:08:46The tie doesn't suit you, but oh well.
01:08:48No, what we were just talking about, my husband and I,
01:08:50That's good, if my daughter isn't here,
01:08:52that your thing is to wait, right?
01:08:53The girl is always late.
01:08:54May he miss his son's baptism and learn his lesson.
01:08:57That, let him learn.
01:08:58Go ahead, father.
01:08:59Oh, look, he's coming.
01:09:00Cover it, cover it, cover it.
01:09:03How pretty.
01:09:05Oh, but she doesn't know how to walk in heels.
01:09:07But come on.
01:09:09Now, now the fun begins.
01:09:11Forgive me, father, I was bringing my grandmother.
01:09:13and we had to stop every 15 minutes.
01:09:15On my cheek, son, I have to have surgery.
01:09:17And you're going to start without the mother?
01:09:18Well, that's what I was saying.
01:09:19Oh, and who are you?
01:09:21It just smells so nice.
01:09:22The tips are a bit split, but oh well, woman.
01:09:25I am the godmother, Diego's girlfriend.
01:09:26That?
01:09:27Please, may we continue?
01:09:29Yes please.
01:09:30Let the mother bring the child to the font
01:09:32and uncover his head.
01:09:33I said the mother.
01:09:35Mauri, give it to me.
01:09:37Let's see.
01:09:37Oh, this water is very cold.
01:09:38With this you cannot baptize him,
01:09:40who has otitis.
01:09:40Mauri, that's enough.
01:09:41No, we're leaving, we're leaving.
01:09:42Give it to me.
01:09:43We stayed.
01:09:45Let's see.
01:09:49Oh, but this girl, who is she?
01:09:50As a girl.
01:09:51One moment, please.
01:09:53One moment.
01:09:55We have found Ezequiel.
01:09:57How did he do it?
01:09:58Mauri, what's going on here?
01:10:00I don't know, huh?
01:10:01Come on, Andrew, hand over the child.
01:10:03Yeah.
01:10:04Oh, Ezequiel, darling.
01:10:05You played dirty.
01:10:07You knew where the child was.
01:10:08Juanito, you have to know how to lose.
01:10:10But, daughter, which of the two is my grandson?
01:10:12I'm not clear.
01:10:13May I know what you have done with my son?
01:10:15We took him to an ad and he got lost.
01:10:18And now it's going to be on TV.
01:10:19How original is that?
01:10:20It's our christening gift.
01:10:23Congratulations.
01:10:23I was with Kofi Annan and I left it to Diego,
01:10:25who is not ready to be a father.
01:10:27I'm not ready, no.
01:10:28A lot of stress.
01:10:28The important thing here is that Andrés has found the child.
01:10:31Isabel, our gift, please.
01:10:33Yeah.
01:10:33It's one of those trays that are useless,
01:10:35but it is silver.
01:10:36Ah, thank you very much.
01:10:38I told you, Mauri is immature.
01:10:40He is not ready to be a father.
01:10:41Hey, you're just his girlfriend.
01:10:42I put the semen.
01:10:43What is your girlfriend like?
01:10:45Do you like women?
01:10:46Ah, dad.
01:10:47Have you noticed how much the child resembles you?
01:10:49Look.
01:10:49You see how she was a lesbian?
01:10:51Excellent!
01:10:52Lesbian!
01:10:52That goes very well with Geminis.
01:10:55Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
01:10:57It's that I'm making a flat for myself.
01:11:00Thanks a lot.
01:11:02For God's sake, Father.
01:11:03For God's sake, sing something.
01:11:04I have joy in my soul, great joy in my soul and in my being.
01:11:10Hallelujah, glory to God.
01:11:12It's like a trickle of water, alive, alive.
01:11:14But blackbird, damn it.
01:11:15And if it turns out that I am a grandfather in the end, what then?
01:11:18Well, you talk to Belén about it and when she has the baby, you take him to the swings.
01:11:21But I don't want to know anything anymore.
01:11:22Ignorant of life.
01:11:23Having a child is the best thing that can happen to you in this life.
01:11:26Yeah.
01:11:26Your mother and I didn't want to have a baby either.
01:11:30You came from penalties.
01:11:31That.
01:11:32I'm done cheering up.
01:11:33Ah, but the day of delivery.
01:11:35When I first held you in my arms.
01:11:39That?
01:11:40You slipped on me and hit the corner of the bed.
01:11:43I saw that they had killed you.
01:11:45That's when I don't know that I loved you.
01:11:47Of course, damn it.
01:11:48I've always noticed a lump here.
01:11:50Natalia, this is the twenty-third message I've left you.
01:11:53If you think I'm going to soften, you're sorely mistaken.
01:11:55Mr. John, what's wrong?
01:11:56No, nothing.
01:11:58My daughter has been home, Emilio.
01:12:00Quiet, no law of life.
01:12:02There comes a time when children throw the ball.
01:12:04Yes, and then there's another moment when your father lands.
01:12:08Ori, how are you?
01:12:09Where has everything moved us?
01:12:10Very good.
01:12:11I have argued with Diego, with Bea, with Rosa,
01:12:14with the girl's parents who have appeared before the police.
01:12:17Ezequiel cried, Father Miguel sang,
01:12:20Bea's grandmother was peeing all the time.
01:12:22What a baptism, let's go.
01:12:24But then, how difficult is it to be a father?
01:12:26You're going to tell me.
01:12:28Children are the dream of your life, you fight for them,
01:12:30you sacrifice, you give everything.
01:12:32And when they turn 18 you realize that all that sacrifice
01:12:34it has been of no use.
01:12:36To them you are nothing more than a stranger.
01:12:37that you only think about annoying them.
01:12:40How well it has defined you.
01:12:41I'm terrified, mine is only a month old.
01:12:43Well, imagine me, who hasn't even been born yet.
01:12:45Well, come on, let's take an hour to get there.
01:12:52Damn, what enthusiasm.
01:12:53I admire this man more and more, huh?
01:12:55Dad, take some fruit salt, go on,
01:12:57that the churros have made you sick.
01:12:59You have so little joy in life, damn.
01:13:01Natalia, this is the twenty-fourth message I've left you.
01:13:04I'm softening a little,
01:13:06but very little by little, eh?
01:13:07Juan, come on, don't torture me, damn it.
01:13:10Hey, now that I think about it,
01:13:11If you're gay, why the hell did you have a child?
01:13:14Good question, Mariano.
01:13:15Good question.
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