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00:00Which is the button to record?
00:05Oh, Megha, don't speak now, Nana, because I'm going to be filming.
00:10OK, I'll keep quiet.
00:11Don't speak now, because this is for a TV show.
00:15All right, I'll keep quiet.
00:18I'm you, Grandad.
00:21Grandad's driving, he can't talk.
00:24Shush!
00:30Have you started yet?
00:32I can't beat you like this!
00:43One, two, three.
00:50Oh! I did it, Megha!
00:52Did you hear?
00:53Yeah, that was good.
00:54I did it really, Megha.
00:56You're getting good, girl.
00:57I wasn't going to be an actor or a TV.
01:02OK, we're going live in about five minutes.
01:08So, I hear the whole crew's got food poisoning,
01:12because of the stench of your fanny.
01:16Did you skateboard here?
01:21Kostram, I'm going to get those trousers.
01:23These look stupid.
01:24You know, it's us, like, fucking every time, I'll fucking it.
01:28Eh, you're fucking, oh, you're fucking.
01:30Oh, fucker.
01:32You know, I've not squeezed out a jobby for weeks.
01:35Oh, a little fucking, you know, like a wee bass jobby.
01:37Fuck.
01:38Oh.
01:38It's a jobby.
01:39Yeah, a little ankle bite, a little fucking arse bleeder, you know what I mean?
01:42I'm fucking, oh, I've got gut rot.
01:44Fucking gut rot.
01:46Gut fucking rot.
01:47And I'm so fucking radgy, you know.
01:49Adgy?
01:50Fucking radgy, you know, like fucking itch, you know, like kind of sort of scratch and
01:54like fucking scratch, you know, all the time, like fucking hell.
01:58You know, it's like, get out of your scratch, you know, it's like.
02:00What, now?
02:01Now, yeah, get out of your scratch, you know.
02:02So, with the hell?
02:03No, you scratch, you fucking ball baggy, you know, it's like, what?
02:07My fucking scratch card.
02:08Scratch card?
02:09What are you fucking, what?
02:12Fucking scratcher.
02:13Scratch girl.
02:14What?
02:14You fucking, you are, I said, you fucking ball baggy, you know what I mean?
02:18It's like, Jesus Christ, I'll fucking get out of your fucking augsters and ball bags.
02:23Where are we going, anyways?
02:24I don't know, I'm following you.
02:26No, I'm following you.
02:30Fucking ball bags.
02:32Nonna?
02:32Yes?
02:33I'm hungry.
02:35Oh.
02:36Would you like some hula hoops?
02:38Yeah.
02:39Yeah.
02:39Nonna, I might need to stop.
02:42No, we can't stop here.
02:44Yeah, but Nonna, I need poo.
02:49You'll have to wait.
02:53Nonna, because...
02:54You can't, you can't do it now.
03:00There's no bushes you can hide behind at the moment and we can't stop.
03:04We've got the lorry coming up soon.
03:08Nonna, I'm going to have to stop.
03:11No, you're a big boy.
03:13No, I'm not.
03:14Cross your legs.
03:15Think of something else.
03:16Play a game.
03:17Take your mind off it.
03:18But it's a poo, Nonna.
03:19It's not a wee.
03:21Oh, it's easier to...
03:22I'm just running because it feels hot.
03:24No, no.
03:25You're just imagining it.
03:26I'm nervous.
03:27Think about the horse riding.
03:29Think about the lovely horses.
03:30Think...
03:31Well, that'd be nice.
03:34Be hot.
03:35There's a secret sundial on the wall next to the Renoir.
03:40When I turn it east, the heavens bubble and it gets hot.
03:45Ever so hot.
03:52When I turn it west, it goes cold.
03:55Is this summoning me into the kitchen where the forbidden Arctic world lies?
04:18And where fish have fingers and there are tiny little grins nobles?
04:26Surely not.
04:37Brilliant.
04:38Cider.
04:38Skills.
04:40Oh, I just wore my chewing gum by mistake.
04:43Not so skills.
04:48Well, howdy there, Cindy.
04:54I think we're ready to order our supper now.
04:57Hi, Cindy.
04:58Well, Cindy, tell me, how is your psoriasis?
05:01We all know it can be brought on by stress.
05:02And, of course, your husband running off with that fancy man from Salt Lake City hasn't helped
05:07the sad situation enough.
05:09Anywho, we're here today to celebrate our son, Stevie's birthday.
05:13It's his big four-oh.
05:14Praise Jesus.
05:15Damn!
05:16Now, tell me, Cindy, do you have any shrimp?
05:18Bitch!
05:19That's your main framby-savis!
05:21Because if you do, I'll have the spicy chicken salad with the fresh shrimp.
05:25Bitch!
05:26That's your main framby-savis!
05:28And the celery-savis soup.
05:30Now, my beautiful lady, why, Cerise was thinking about having something off the spit.
05:35But perhaps, darling, you would like to have some steak.
05:37Well, I was thinking of having a steak, darling, but today I think I might try a taco.
05:42Isn't this something?
05:44I like cartoons.
05:46Stevie would have the assorted meat trifling, if you could bring me out a second side dish
05:49so I can chew up your spoon and regurgitate it and spit it out and feed him like a little
05:54baby bird, like a cuckoo that's become far too big for its nest.
05:58Deeply unwelcome and ugly.
06:01Now, to drink, Cerise will have the, uh...
06:03Marilyn Monroe!
06:04Now, you say on your board you got the best shakes this side of the Mississippi, but over
06:09the way across the street, adjacent at Sidney's, they say that their shakes are far superior.
06:14So tell me, your milkshakes...
06:15With all the boys for y'all!
06:16And I'm rocked!
06:17Are they better than yours?
06:17Damn!
06:18Right!
06:18Are they better than yours?
06:19I can't teach you, Cindy, but I will have to charge you.
06:22So that's six shakes in total.
06:24I want a chili dog!
06:26Just now, Stevie, I'm so sorry.
06:27Can I change that?
06:28I'll have the taco salad soup dog, and another taco salad soup dog, and I think that is everything.
06:36Stevie, can you spit that out?
06:39Amen.
06:40Dirty!
06:40Break it!
06:41Weasel.
06:42That'll be all, motherfucker.
06:44Grandad.
06:46When I grow up, I'm going to be a racing car strivers.
06:50Yeah?
06:51We're not your usual funeral dialect.
06:59Not at all.
06:59We couldn't be any more different, you know?
07:01Most people expect a Dickens-like character.
07:04It's like a graveyard.
07:06Snot at the end of their nose.
07:07But I play in the local cricket team, and I'm also a performer in the Amateur Dramatic Society.
07:13So, er...
07:14Another weekend?
07:17I have a motto, don't I?
07:19Which is, if your work is death, you need just a bit.
07:22Never mind.
07:24Or death becomes her, Barry.
07:26There's a fucking motto for you.
07:33Crammy.
07:40Still, Crammy.
07:47My name is Maria Gracia.
07:59Welcome.
08:00So, today for you is a special sunny ball.
08:02It's a pie and pumpkin chips.
08:04It's a mambo, it's a bamba.
08:06It's a sea sclopes with a sausage and a cauliflower sauce.
08:09Mmm.
08:09Brr.
08:10And for party bonbon people.
08:12A fish piece and a mash piece and a tartar sauce.
08:15Tak, tak, tak, tak, se pin pon se pam-badaim-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam.
08:21I sleep with him and his nerves calls me back.
08:25Bastardo!
08:26So, also, se chiki toffee pudding with a bandy sauce.
08:29Mmm!
08:30Eh, skuza.
08:31No more anger will his ass singing.
08:34Be-boom, Mr. Mama, I'm afraid.
08:36He is the Finnish.
08:38I go.
08:40Are there any English people in England?
08:42What the fuck?
08:43I found it. It was here. All along.
08:53Can I get another Sazerac, please?
08:55The last thing you need is another Sazerac.
08:58So, Norm, I missed you a teeny-weeny, little teeny-weeny little bit today.
09:02Well, that's more than I missed you, Madeline.
09:05I watched a lot of cable in the room, and there was this show called Top Gear,
09:09and it was a really tall English guy who shouts a lot and drives cars.
09:14You loved it.
09:15Watching television, how unusual for you.
09:17And then I had a dip in the pool.
09:19You've seen it.
09:19And I had a lovely massage in the spa by a Swedish girl.
09:24How lovely for her.
09:25She was very sweet.
09:26Can we get some yuzu dressing?
09:27And I found this beautiful bar overlooking the park, and they loved me there.
09:32I'm sure.
09:33And I was a real hoot, you know?
09:35And I was just like part of the furniture.
09:38Like a couch.
09:39Oh, is that?
09:43Oh, that is not good.
09:45That is really not good.
09:47Jeez.
09:47Hey, Norman.
09:50Hey, Norman.
09:52Norman.
09:53Hey, Norm.
09:53Hey, Norm!
09:54Yes, Madeline!
09:55Yeah, that's right, over here.
09:56I'm your wife.
09:57Don't ignore me, you know?
09:59I sit around all day, killing time, masturbating!
10:04Well, it's unlike you to lift a finger, Madeline.
10:06You, I, she said, I said, what?
10:08You know, look at you with your pubic hair on your fucking head, your breath like a dog,
10:13and your salty, stinky, putrid little pig fingers.
10:17I have you started on your cot, Norm.
10:19That's not a cot.
10:20That's a fucking skin tag.
10:22Ha, ha, ha.
10:23Oh, it's a good one.
10:24I like that one.
10:25Yeah.
10:26Oh, what if I hurt your tiny little cot feelings?
10:30Pew, fucking hell!
10:33I'm gonna go take a big shit, Madeline.
10:36Yeah, got me, Norman.
10:38Don't you walk away from me, you...
10:41Is that a little too far?
10:45This is too far.
10:47This is a little...
10:48Oh, shit.
10:49Norm!
10:50Norman is not that small, Norm.
10:52Don't leave me.
10:53I mean it, please.
10:54I mean it, please.
10:57I love you.
10:58I'm Wagtilson Tyrant.
10:59I'm dying.
11:00Please, I'm gonna tell you.
11:03Norm, man.
11:04Norm.
11:08Well, thank you.
11:10It was 1953, if I recall correctly,
11:18and we'd be given orders to rescue a stranded platoon
11:21who was stuck behind a river due to the rainy season.
11:25And I think it was Cuthbert who'd come up with a wonderful idea,
11:27an ingenious idea, of getting to the other side,
11:30using a...
11:31using a...
11:33Sandwiches!
11:34Sandwiches, yes, which was very time-consuming
11:36and caused a lot of arguments.
11:38Some of the men would only go across with their crust cut off,
11:41some only on brown,
11:42and others only on wholemeal.
11:43And really, there was only about eight or nine or ten...
11:46Thousand!
11:47Thousand of us at the time,
11:48which is a bloody big loaf.
11:50And what you've got to remember is coming up our rear
11:53all the while is an elite squadron of, um, uh...
11:57Postmen!
12:00Postmen, yes.
12:00Now, the problem with postmen is they'll come in the morning
12:02and they'll come in the evening.
12:04And if you miss them, they'll leave a note
12:06telling you to go down to the depot
12:07with two forms of identification,
12:09which is incredibly tricky
12:11when one is engaged in jungle warfare.
12:14So, thinking on his feet,
12:15Cuthbert decided to build a, um, uh...
12:17A, um, uh...
12:19Jim and sauna!
12:20Jim and sauna,
12:21which he did by lashing together bamboo and vines
12:24and did a wonderful aerobics class
12:25from four till six,
12:26very extreme cardiovascular jazzercise.
12:30But, unfortunately, the rains were relentless by this time
12:33and we'd lost half our men to dysentery
12:35and the other half to, um, uh, um...
12:38Musicals!
12:39Musicals, yes.
12:40A local tribe had put together a production company
12:42and half the men had run off to join the chorus line.
12:45By the time the sun rose,
12:47we were left with a load of soggy bread,
12:49a half-built gym and sauna
12:50and a shedload of un-delivered packages.
12:53Looking back, it was a bloody silly idea.
12:56Bloody stupid idea!
12:57Should have used the boats.
13:00That is stupid.
13:02Bute! Ow!
13:04Amazingness!
13:05Wombats!
13:25Pigeons!
13:25Not taking me out for lunch today
13:28and he hasn't called either!
13:31That's because he's probably had
13:32one of those fucking days again!
13:40Ga-ga!
13:41Ooh-la-la!
13:43What a romance!
13:44Shhh!
14:02Shhh!
14:02Shhh!
14:12Shhh!
14:23Shhh!
14:28The messenger, he comes.
14:30With messages from the Dark Lord.
14:33He arrives in his giant red carriage and he bolts things, righty things,
14:39through the small floppy window in the secret door.
14:42Another, he comes.
14:44He is in cahoots with the messenger child.
14:48He has brought me a gas reading.
14:53Shhh!
14:55Shhh!
14:56Shhh!
14:57Shhh!
14:58Shhh!
14:59Shhh!
15:00Shhh!
15:10Shhh!
15:11Shhh!
15:12I think we need a little chat, don't we?
15:31About this afternoon's events, Katie.
15:34You just knew, didn't you?
15:35If you bark...
15:36You bringing it, Katie?
15:39Are you trash-talking me?
15:41In my kitchen?
15:42Oh, bring it, Katie, because I'm dying for a row with you.
15:45I really am.
15:46You're going to meet a couple of friends of mine, him and her.
15:49Here we go.
15:50Have some chocolate buttons, you little bastard.
15:57All right, Bobby.
15:58Oh, accidents in the kitchen.
16:03Pikes.
16:04Okay.
16:05Oh.
16:06So.
16:09Grandad.
16:09Why do we have to go to school?
16:18I'll know everything that we need to know.
16:22And that.
16:22It's me, Maria Grazia.
16:29Oh.
16:30Oh.
16:30Uh, pistol, like a pistol, like a pistol, like a pistol, like a pistol.
16:34Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong.
16:38Really big for school, sir.
16:40For little, I.
16:41It's a fling line of, oh, oh, lala.
16:44She perves bush.
16:45He fell off and he snuffed it on the rails.
16:48Psss, ping-pong.
16:49I'm a mornin'.
16:50You seem past three of the metro.
16:52What was she thinkin', sluggie, sluggie, ping-pong.
16:55Awesome.
16:56No bombing, no diving, no heavy petting.
17:00And scusa, no more hanging your willies out singing la-di-da, ping-pong.
17:04With your mum, I'm afraid, it's all finished.
17:06Woo.
17:06It's a mornin'.
17:07It's a mornin'.
17:08It's a mornin'.
17:08Very close, I'll find a humble.
17:09I'll just put your face in somebody else's pill and smell your body odor.
17:13Mmm.
17:14Why are you so stinky all the time?
17:16Eh.
17:17This is just a mornin'.
17:19Big red sliddy wings on the side of the train of the deuce.
17:22Mandi deuce.
17:23Dabamma, mandi deuce.
17:25Mandi gappa, mandi gappa, mandi deuce.
17:27Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
17:29Shk.
17:29Brrrr.
17:30Ciao.
17:31I go.
17:34Shk.
17:47Ah.
17:49Oh, thank you.
17:51You know, sometimes I think Joyce doesn't appreciate me at all.
17:55Don't piddle on the toilet seat, Barry.
17:58Don't pick your nose and eat it, Barry.
18:01No wonder I'm driven to drink, Bobby.
18:03I mean, hello, Mickey.
18:05Can I get some bark scratchings, please?
18:08Come here.
18:09Itchy pig.
18:10Itchy pig.
18:11Go, go, ooh-la-la.
18:15Won't you be romance?
18:17Go, nech.
18:19Come here.
18:19We are.
18:20I can sit with you in a room's closet less.
18:22And I can't.
18:23You care?
18:24Can I sit with you in a room's closet?
18:24Cr afflictors may be some ways to protectestra.
18:27Cl 친-a-la-laver.
18:28Splash bones.
18:30Grestyle taster data.
18:31Itchy pig.
18:32Adrian hasn't replied to any of my, my emails today because, because, because he's sprained
18:59all of his fingers. That's why. Tiki-tiki. Ricky, don't bite the plants. Tiki-tiki.
19:15Well for Chompers 1, which sold very well, we used the tagline, they chomp, so we're thinking
19:23for Chompers 2, we'll use chomp chomp, but written vertically to form the numerals.
19:29And we're delighted, obviously, that we managed to secure Isabel Schnuck. Do you know her?
19:40She's in the cop show. I don't know actually if it's played in the UK. The show's called
19:46Rocker. It's about a Wyoming cop who refuses to use a gun. You know, so he has like a Swiss
19:52army knife that he uses, a different implement every week. So he brought down a crack cocaine
20:01ring using just a shoelace hook or the Irish mafia, he kind of arrested their godfather, using
20:08just a fish scaler. It's absolutely superb and very inventive.
20:14It was towards the end of the war and the Germans had their impenetrable ring of steel out in the Atlantic where their U-boats were really sucking it to our Navy. So the Admiralty decided to put together a specialised submarine unit to go and suck it straight back to them.
20:21So off we went. Now, the problem with using humans in a submarine is they can be detected by a sonar. Very noisy.
20:28So we decided to comprise our crew, totally made out of erm, er, made out of...
20:35Vienettas!
20:36Vienettas!
20:37Vienettas!
20:40Vienettas!
20:42Vienettas!
20:43Vienettas,
20:44Vienettas.
20:46Vienettas.
20:47Vienettas.
20:48Vienettas.
20:49Vienettas.
20:51Vienettas.
20:53When I was on the side of the other forces, it was really good.
20:56Vionettas.
20:57Vionettas.
20:58Unfortunately, within 20 minutes of being submerged, half our crew had melted and within
21:03the hour it was staggeringly apparent that we would have to do the mission alone.
21:07And we'd dropped another faux pas.
21:10We'd forgotten to take any ammunition.
21:12And as we encroached ever further towards the enemy's front line, we became incredibly
21:16jittery.
21:17And Trill Cuthbert came up with a wonderful idea, the ingenious idea of using a...
21:22using a...
21:23Bumblebees.
21:24Bumblebees.
21:25Yes.
21:26The idea being get close enough to the enemy, surface, open the hatch, the bees will go
21:29and swarm the enemy and if not sting them to death, at least give them a jolly hard dose
21:32of...
21:33Hay fever.
21:34Hay fever.
21:35Now, all we needed to implement this plan was some bees.
21:39I don't know if you've ever tried to attract bees, especially behind enemy lines during
21:43war, but it can be incredibly tricky.
21:45First of all, what you need is a very, very long stick and at the end you need a smudge
21:50of...
21:51Just a dollop of...
21:53Prejudice.
21:54Yes.
21:55Prejudice.
21:56Yes.
21:57The stick would be lowered to Cuthbert's lips and he would come up with an unreasonable
22:01feeling of hostile nature.
22:03Unfortunately, we were all caught not long after we set foot on land.
22:06It seemed the local tribesmen had alerted the occupying forces whilst watching us from
22:11afar as we shouted at the end of a stick and waved it about in the air.
22:16Looking back, it was a bloody silly idea.
22:19Bloody stupid idea.
22:21Sorry, what was your regiment?
22:25Hmm?
22:26Hmm.
22:27I think it was the Royal Black...
22:30Sausages.
22:31Yes.
22:32The Royal Black...
22:34Sausages.
22:35Royal Black...
22:36Sausages.
22:37Royal Black...
22:39Sausages.
22:40Hey Norm, it's me.
22:44I'm on the plane and you're not in your seat thing and I miss you, you know, because I
22:51realize I've been a real chick, you know?
22:54I miss you, you know?
22:55I miss your...
22:56Your...
22:57Your...
22:58Your...
22:59Your face and I miss your beautiful hair and I miss your kind words and your warm embrace
23:03and I miss your...
23:05I miss, uh...
23:07You know, I don't fucking miss a thing.
23:09You're a fucking asshole.
23:10Yeah.
23:11Yeah.
23:12You're a fucking asshole.
23:13Asshole.
23:14Asshole.
23:15Asshole.
23:16Asshole.
23:17Ass...
23:18Asshole.
23:19Yeah.
23:20Fuck you, Norman.
23:21Oh, hello.
23:24How are you?
23:27Are you in a band?
23:29Look at you both.
23:30You're beautiful.
23:31Are you beautiful?
23:32I'm beautiful.
23:33Well, thank you.
23:36Hello.
23:38What?
23:39Coming through.
23:40Wait, wait.
23:41Oh, just charge.
23:42Some of these, one of those.
23:43Maybe one of these.
23:44Hello.
23:45What?
23:46You bummer touching on this one.
23:48Hello, Boris.
23:49By the way, I know everything.
23:50Test me, test me.
23:51Two-folds of eight, three-folds of twelve, seven-sevens, forty-nine.
23:53Ha!
23:54What?
23:55One of these sweets.
23:56Delicious.
23:57Okay.
23:58No.
23:59Too fat.
24:00Fingers too fat.
24:01No.
24:02No.
24:03No.
24:04It's a bad one.
24:05It'll be quick.
24:06No, it's no jealousy.
24:07What?
24:08What's this?
24:09Is that my bendy bath?
24:10No.
24:11It's my bendy bath.
24:12No, it's my bendy bath.
24:13What are you doing with my bendy bath?
24:14It's mine.
24:15It's my bendy bath.
24:16No, absolutely mine.
24:17That's absolutely mine.
24:18What?
24:19What?
24:20What?
24:21Your mum got a penis.
24:22I've seen it.
24:23It's tiny, tiny.
24:24Absolutely tiny.
24:25Aren't you very stiff, Dem?
24:26Backbenture.
24:27Yeah, backbenture.
24:33Ow!
24:34I'm so annoying!
24:36Skills.
24:37I see you got your fuck me shoes on again, Kate.
24:41You ever take those things off?
24:42No, I don't, actually.
24:43Jimmy Choo, higher salary.
24:44Well, of course you've got a higher salary.
24:46If it's got a pulse, a mic, and an earpiece,
24:48you've probably fucked it.
24:49That's a good one, isn't it?
24:51Oh, by the way, how was your visa run to Bangkok,
24:53you big, fat queer?
24:56I hear that when you pull your knickers down,
24:57it's like an open tin of mushroom soup.
24:59Oh, what have you been eating?
25:01Vomit?
25:02Okay, like each other.
25:03Like each other.
25:04Like each other and hi.
25:07You got that on?
25:10I haven't even got my gels on.
25:12Grandad, you're going to have to go.
25:14I ain't got any bottoms on.
25:16We was on a plane and then...
25:20and it was crashing...
25:24crashing into the ground,
25:26but then these velociraptors came
25:30and picked us up and then took us to another planet.
25:34And on the other planet there was these donkeys
25:38who had legs with arms on the end,
25:41and they were speaking like Mrs Hayward, you know, at school,
25:47but going on about PlayStations and that.
25:53and then when I...
25:56in the middle of the night when I woke up
25:59and I had a sip of me juice,
26:02I realised it wasn't real.
26:07Ciao!
26:08I'm Maria Grazia.
26:10Welcome to the London tour on the public transporter.
26:14The sun, he's got his hat on,
26:16but he's still really, really freezing ball bags.
26:20London Eyeballs!
26:27Flicky flicky won't go.
26:29Scree-shaved by the belly.
26:30It's a flicky limby bob.
26:31Always cloudy, you see nothing.
26:33nothing. Slingy-lingy-lucky-talky-rip-off-sleep-off-sleepy-slappy-wiffy-waffy-ducky is very slow. No fun.
26:40Oh, and the fames!
26:43Pim-pim-pim-pedos and naughty and big ears. People, people. Horses of parliament.
26:49Politician-hanging-willies-house-singing-laddy-down-ping-berg with your mama.
26:53Ooh, it's a baggy-pipey. Holaka-holala Big Ben is a floppy-mongo-mongo. It's a beef-eater.
27:00God save the queen!
27:02Sim-sim-sim-red-pon-box. I buy t-shirt. Very famous.
27:07Who ate all the piss? It's a wibbly-wobbly, saliva-is-a-puffy-puky-traditional-london-pube.
27:13Weather-spoons is a fisty-fisty-costke-babby-lester-squeats.
27:17Traditional-pube-loach is a hammer-eggy-and-chippies, a knob-is-news-and-a-pokes-scratchy.
27:23Mmm, I love English pubes!
27:26Ooh!
27:27Boo-boo-boo-lammy-bop-simmy-simmy-bop-pon! Trafalgar-squeats!
27:31Picky-pocky-crack-head! Injection-in-a-ball-bow!
27:34Pfff!
27:35Cause all the veins gone, you know!
27:37Also, pigeon-poop on your fascia!
27:39Wumble-splat!
27:40Is a lot more pubes here!
27:42You bet? I go!
27:43Ooh!
27:44You know, Bobby, at the end of the day, when all is said and done, I really can't make
27:49heck no tale of it, but this, an old Jamaican proverb that goes,
27:54we're on ting, ting nor on we, which means we control our own destiny, or something like that.
28:04Hey, isn't it, Errol?
28:06Yeah, ma'am!
28:07Old Errol, how does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
28:11Jamming!
28:12And don't you like jamming, too?
28:15Errol's a real crazy character.
28:18He likes gambling and smoking, drinking, and loads and loads of scrummy sex.
28:23Ooh!
28:24Cheeky?
28:26Bloody...silly idea.
28:29Bloody silly.
28:30Bloody stupid.
28:31That's what it was.
28:32Bloody stupid.
28:33A stupid idea.
28:34Bloody stupid idea.
28:35Bloody silly idea, as well.
28:37A bloody stupid idea.
28:40Stupid.
28:41The Presets.
28:44My Chemical Wotsits.
28:46Biffy Clyro Acapella.
28:56Guys.
28:57Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
29:10Me, Insel and Willow, have literally just told Tiffany that the world is the tiny little
29:18weensy, teensy, weensy, teensy little piece of dust.
29:23Meow!
29:24Meow!
29:25Meow!
29:26So, the world that this little tiny piece of little dust is in...
29:32Oh, that's my dad.
29:35So, basically...
29:37Shit.
29:39So, basically, we are microcosms of our own epiphanies, and, um...
29:45What are we saying again?
29:50It's the same as when you look at trees from far away, and they look like broccoli.
29:57Shit, I've got hot rocks all over mum's rock and rug fuzzle.
30:03So, like, you put a piece of bread into the toaster, but then sometimes, don't you find it really annoying?
30:14Because, like, you don't...
30:15It doesn't always, like, taste to the edge.
30:18So, you end up with, like, a bit of taste in the middle, and then bread all the way round.
30:25So annoying.
30:27Shit.
30:28Is that my mum?
30:29Yeah, I'm coming!
30:30And in millions and millions of years, everyone's just going to be crumbs of a cake, and basically,
30:44everyone's just going to be, like, a beige-y brown colour.
30:47And, uh...
30:48Yeah.
30:49What are we talking about?
30:50Is it...
30:51Is it...
30:52Is it...
30:53Talking about...
30:54Tudis's?
30:55Now...
30:56Hi, you guys!
30:57Today, we are filming the Gilbert Shows!
31:02At the Seasides!
31:03I'm doing it again!
31:04Hi, you guys!
31:05Today, we are filming the Gilbert Shows!
31:07At the Seasides!
31:08Grandad, I'm doing it again!
31:09Hi, you guys!
31:10Today, we're at the Seaside!
31:11Seaside!
31:12Grandad, I can't do this with all these bum holes everywhere!
31:27Yeah!
31:28Today, we're going to be doing seaside things!
31:32Like...
31:33Swimmings!
31:34And castles!
31:36And...
31:37Swimmings!
31:39Grandad, what else do we do?
31:44Oh-ho-ho-ho!
31:49Are you filming?
31:51S...
31:52S...
31:53F...
31:54In!
31:55Get on!
31:56It's coming in!
31:57Mmm!
31:58Sailing boat!
31:59Oh, yeah!
32:00Mmm!
32:01Nice!
32:02Can I just turn your sunshine?
32:03They are hot, aren't they, love?
32:04Swords!
32:05Oh, look!
32:08Top Grandad!
32:09Grandad!
32:10Oh, look!
32:15Top Grandad!
32:16Grandad!
32:17Top Grandad, Grandad. Grandad, you're the best there is. There's no one quite like you. Your stories make us boring, that one.
32:30It's rubbish, Grandad. All I can see is the seeds when I can see the seeds already. Why, why would you pay 50 more peas to see the seeds when you can already see the seeds and it's just the seeds but bigger?
32:51Hey! Crab!
33:11Nana! Nana! Crab! Nana! Nana, no!
33:21Nana, did you know they don't allow dogs on the beach?
33:26No.
33:27Because they poo everywhere, isn't that? They're eating babies.
33:33Popeye?
33:35Yeah.
33:39I fi- I finished! Mega!
33:42Mega!
33:49Give me my bucket! Get off here! Get off here!
33:55Ow!
33:57Grandad?
33:59What, is your Willie Brown?
34:01Oh hi!
34:04So ...
34:18I'm in the background.
34:21I kind of like a tank for today,EM.
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