A.W.P. S02 E02. The Return of the Seven (Part 2).

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First broadcast 28th February 1986.  Dennis returns to Newcastle where he meets up with Oz.   Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson Kevin Whately - Neville Hope Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne Pat Roach - Bomber Busbridge Gary Holton - Wayne Norris Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey Bill Paterson - Ally Fraser Val McLane - Norma Melanie Hill - Hazel Redfern James Bate - Malcolm Hallwood Simon Smith - Trevor Blain Fairman - Sales Manager Maggie Tarver - Stewardess Karen Karlsen - Receptionist Ying Tong John - Big Baz Dick Irwin - Billy Fiona Cooper - Pamela Natalie Blake - Motel Receptionist Lynn Hender - Pauline Hubert Rees - Welsh Rep. Brian Poyser - East Anglian Rep.

Transcript

00:00No one said it was gonna be easy

00:16Nobody said it had to be fair

00:25All of the chances taken together

00:28And all the changes we had to share

00:34Well, you think we've made it all worthwhile

00:41Then you realize no one cares

00:49But we're gonna get it right this time

00:54Cos we've passed the point of no return

01:00And we're never gonna go down that road again

01:08After Germany, things were just as desperate as ever in the UK

01:19And I got to a spot of bother

01:21So I joined the Merchant Navy for a while

01:24Merchant Navy?

01:25Yeah

01:25See the road, did you?

01:27I saw Bahrain, twice

01:29And one really murderous late in Malta

01:32I couldn't wait to sign off

01:33Bahrain's been in the Falkmans

01:35Straight up

01:36I thought you were going to Saudi

01:37Nah

01:39I couldn't get there, could I?

01:42Wouldn't have got breathalyzed there either, would I?

01:44At least you're saving enough to buy this place

01:46Get yourself set up in business

01:48I've got to run a business without a driving license, never

01:51If you're a jobbing builder, you've got to be mobile

01:53You've got to be able to get from A to B

01:55Oh, innocent or proven guilty, Barry

01:57Fuck, on conclusion, Bob

02:01It's all Wayne's fault

02:03I haven't even heard of the penis collider

02:06Until they showed up

02:07300 quid, I reckon

02:11You what?

02:12The damage to the jag

02:14Well, don't play me

02:16Oh, that's not supposed to be, but you're always behind the wheel, if I remember

02:19Oh, I don't think it's your legless

02:21You've been chucking the scotch butt all night

02:23Typical, that, isn't it?

02:26And I'm the one who gets breathalyzed

02:27Hey, you got a jag, Ted?

02:29Nah, nah

02:30The bloke I work for, he's got a jag

02:32Oh, a bit tricky, that

02:34Hey, look, Eds

02:36I've just done the biz down in the motel

02:37And I've got some rooms left

02:39So who's in for a good night's kip, eh?

02:40Aye, aye, come me

02:41Yeah, we can resume this blissful reunion in the morning

02:44Me too

02:45I've got a bed for you upstairs, Bob

02:47Oh, thanks, Barry

02:48But Bob's a big lad

02:49Needs a big bed

02:50Oh, I'll have this, Ned

02:51Come on, Ned

02:54No, I'll just as soon stop here

02:56Save the money

02:57What about you, Barry?

02:59Do you want to lift down your mums?

03:00Nah, no point

03:02I'm going to sleep in here

03:03I can't wait this bit

03:05Right then, see you in the morning, then

03:07Yeah, all right

03:07Here, Ned

03:09Ned, don't let him get on the phone to that Hazel, all right?

03:12Barry, we agreed

03:13She's got a camp to use, son

03:15Bit of Elfie de Stang

03:16Won't do any on

03:16Right, Ned

03:17Still the expert, then

03:23Wayne

03:24Affairs of the heart

03:26True, he doesn't change

03:27That's why he's went to that motel

03:29He sent two girls, is there?

03:31What, two girls?

03:32He only shows up with a couple of lasses

03:34He's picked up on the motorway

03:35Oh, sister me on the phone

03:37Change character, me

03:39Married man

03:40Wayne, married

03:43He married that German girl

03:47What worked in the site office

03:49Don't you remember, he was very smitten at the time

03:56Yeah, I know that

04:00Well, getting married

04:02Bloody lunacy

04:03Excuse me

04:04I'll be walking up the aisle myself any day now

04:07No offence there, Barry

04:09It's just that, you know

04:10Wayne's a bloke who can jump anything

04:13Women find him attractive

04:14Whereas you

04:15Yes

04:16You're meant to come out like that

04:18I'm not a bloody gremlin, you know

04:20I think what Moxie means is that you're more

04:23Like, naturally suited to marriage

04:25Same as me

04:26You still, er, married then, Ned?

04:34Yeah

04:35Why shouldn't I be?

04:37Well, no reason, like

04:38It's just that, well, you know

04:40The tattoo you had

04:41With the other dude's name on

04:42Must have thrown a bit of a wobbler over that

04:44Oh, how'd you explain that with a lady?

04:47I didn't

04:48I couldn't

04:50I just told her the truth

04:52Well, sort of

04:55I said, you lot got us drunk

04:57And held us down while it did it

04:58She believed us

05:00Eventually

05:02We just agreed never to mention it

05:05Very mature, are you both?

05:07Old growth, don't we?

05:09Got a little burn out

05:10Really?

05:12Er...

05:12I'm a very different person

05:16From the one you knew in Dusseldorf, you know

05:18Oh

05:19It's like me money

05:21Bought this place

05:24Started my own business

05:26Learned elementary Spanish

05:28And joined the SDP

05:29And not travel

05:33I don't just mean Falkland

05:36Last year

05:39Aisler and I took a villa in Goza

05:41You're obviously very awkwardly mobile these days, Barry

05:44You know, out of all of us

05:47I reckon you've really got your life together

05:49I did have

05:52So your lot showed up

05:54Hello?

06:21Hello?

06:22Hello?

06:22Who is it?

06:23There's nobody here, I'm afraid

06:25Look, I'm trying to get hold of Dennis Patterson

06:27It's his sister, Norma, here

06:29Norma, this is Neville

06:31Oh, Neville

06:32Thank goodness for that

06:33Listen, can you get hold of him fast?

06:35I've been trying to contact him since six o'clock last night

06:38Aye

06:39We're out on the town, you see

06:40And Dennis stopped the night in a hotel

06:42Oh, no

06:43Look, I've got to contact him

06:45It's vital

06:46Ali Fraser's been on

06:48He's coming back unexpectedly

06:49Look, get him to ring me urgently, will you?

06:52Oh, aye

06:53Right, well do, pet

06:55Yeah, I was going to have to phone him anyway

06:57Because he's went off with all my gear in the back of his jar

07:00Right, well, just contact him fast

07:02Try your best, pet

07:03Right, ta-da, done

07:04Great, pet

07:17Oh

07:17Well, then, you're keen

07:29What?

07:30To get to work, it's only twenty past eight

07:32I weren't going in till ten myself

07:33No, I'm not going, Wayne

07:34Give me your sister around

07:36I'll have to shut off back home

07:36Look

07:37Nothing serious, is it?

07:39No, no, no

07:40Just something I have to deal with

07:41Look, I'll tell you what

07:42Look, give Bonnie my apologies, will you

07:44And we'll smile the best

07:46Okay, man

07:47Hey, Dan

07:48Nice to see you, mate

07:50Oh, it's all

07:51Nice to see you, too, mate

07:53Try and get back at the weekend, eh

07:55Might be a giggle

07:56Oh, sir

07:59Yeah

07:59The two young ladies in room 216

08:02Oh, yeah

08:03Could you give him a bell, please

08:04Just tell him I'm on my way to breakfast

08:05Well, they have checked out, sir

08:07They've what?

08:09Well, they said that you'll be paying their bill

08:10We were going to drive to the Highlands via the Lake District, you say

08:20Oh, well, the first night was to be at the Pheasant, both in Swate

08:39Then up through Gretna Green, white boss in Glasgow, of course, then

08:43Hopefully we'd have been in Oban by Monday nights

08:48What's this, Boris?

08:49What's this, Boris?

08:52Honeymoon?

08:52Well, I'll still be a honeymoon, man

08:55That's not cancelled because she'd turn up late at a Chinese restaurant

08:58How can I drive to the Highlands without a driving licence, Neville?

09:03Hazel can't drive at the gear level

09:05She passed her test in an automatic metro

09:07Case'll not come up for ages, man

09:08Your cousin Eric got done, he wasn't in court for four months

09:11Ah, that's up your way, though

09:13I reckon there's a perpetual backlog of drunks up there

09:16He's right

09:16Justice is swifter in these parts, Neville

09:19Swift and merciless

09:20Look, I'll get you a honeymoon in, I guarantee it

09:23If she still wants me

09:25I'd better get round there and try and sort things out

09:30Wayne said, your sons

09:32Gives her the upper hand according to him

09:34Barry should just do what he thinks of that

09:36He's right, I am not listening to the advice of Wayne Norris anymore

09:39I should do that in Germany and only have a little disaster

09:42Hey, do you want us to make a start, Barry?

09:44Oh, um, oh, what to do

09:46Trev will be round here in a minute

09:48He knows what has to be done, I can't think

09:51Sorry, I missed him

10:10Jesse said a word to him last night

10:12Well, none of us did, he was that pissed

10:14He never used to knock it back like that

10:17Not scotch anyhow

10:18Never used to drive a jack, did he?

10:20Oh, you can't complain

10:21Fancy mode of this

10:22Yeah, well, I had it, didn't I, Bob?

10:24Little present to myself

10:26After six bleeding mumps in the Arctic circles

10:28I lose you

10:28Good money, then

10:30Yeah, it wasn't just that

10:31There was nowhere to bleed in spending, was there?

10:34I mean, do you know

10:34Our only diversions was tapes and videos

10:36What do you do about sex?

10:42Not a lot

10:43Do you know how hard it is to catch a wrinkle?

10:45Shit!

10:57Shit!

10:58Shit!

10:59Shit!

11:00Shit!

11:01Shit!

11:02Shit!

11:03Shit!

11:04Shit!

11:05Shit!

11:06Shit!

11:07Shit!

11:08Shit!

11:09Shit!

11:10Shit!

11:11Shit!

11:12Shit!

11:13Shit!

12:16Is she staying here?

12:17No, no.

12:18She's with a conference.

12:19Oh, we've four conferences here today, sir.

12:21Which company is she with?

12:22Um, no.

12:23She's with a company that organizes conferences.

12:25You know, there's all the arrangements, like, uh, Congress...

12:28Oh!

12:29Oh!

12:30Congress Limited.

12:31Oh!

12:32Oh, yes.

12:33I think they're handling Mutushi, sir.

12:35That's the Sycamore Suite.

12:36Third floor.

12:37Sycamore Suite.

12:38We found this Indian place.

12:39It's not far from the hotel.

12:40It was a good grub, wasn't it?

12:41Go on.

12:42Somebody told me there was a good place called the Coconut Grove.

12:43Oh, it's a bit pricey.

12:44Yeah.

12:45They've done it up very nicely, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

12:46Now, your best bet, actually, is Samantha's.

13:09Oh, this is your turf, is it?

13:15I live just up to Raleigh.

13:17You'll see us all right then.

13:19Geoff Bradshaw, Cheshire and North Wentz.

13:22Derek Prosser, East Anglia.

13:51Excuse me.

13:52Black or white?

13:53No, no, nothing, thank you.

13:54No, I wonder if you could help me, actually.

13:56I'm looking for Miss Hazel Redford.

13:59Hazel?

14:00What?

14:01She's around somewhere.

14:02She was here first thing.

14:05I need to speak to her quite urgently.

14:10Gentlemen!

14:11Gentlemen!

14:13And ladies, would you take your places, please?

14:16Look, if I see her, what name shall I say?

14:19Barry.

14:20Barry Taylor.

14:22Oh!

14:23You're Barry.

14:43Uh, first of all, I'd like to welcome you all.

14:48Uh, some of you will already have met, and I'm sure that by the end of the next three days we'll all know each other a great deal better.

14:55And I can assure you that it'll be instructive, illuminating, and hopefully entertaining.

15:00Some hopes.

15:01Now, we have a lot to get through, but I want you to treat this as an open forum, so that we can enjoy a vigorous exchange of views, ideas, and, indeed, criticism.

15:12Excuse me.

15:13I don't have to remind you, of course, that everything must remain strictly confidential.

15:18Especially as we shall be unveiling the new Erasmus Mark II!

15:23Uh, excuse me.

15:25There'll be plenty of opportunity for questions later.

15:38Got a bleeding nerve, that Barry, eh?

15:40Arson's all up here to help him out, then does a runner.

15:43Went to see Hazel, didn't he?

15:45Against my explicit instructions, yes.

15:47All those hours I wasted in Germany, tooting him in the way to the opposite sex.

15:51I'm not so sure they're your strong suit anymore.

15:54Otherwise, you would have had to pay for those two birds last night.

15:57Keep it half the price, son.

15:58Ah, bollocks.

15:59You weren't there, were you, Mops?

16:01Nope, but I was.

16:03I heard them turning you away.

16:07I don't know what you were thinking of in the first place.

16:10I thought you were supposed to be a married man, though.

16:12Christa and I have an understanding, Neville.

16:14We've got a modern marriage.

16:15What, you mean it won't last?

16:21Where is that lad there?

16:22What's his name?

16:23Trevor.

16:24Trev.

16:25He prefers Trev.

16:26Who does he?

16:27Trevor!

16:29Trevor!

16:32The name's Trev.

16:34Whatever it is, sunshine.

16:35Put the kettle on, eh?

16:36What a bloody two-boy, you know?

16:39Well, what are you, then?

16:41You're an apprentice.

16:43And we're skilled crustmen doing a maid a favour, so put that bloody kettle on!

16:51Obviously a graduate of the John McEnroe School of Charmandy-Portman.

16:54Mind you, some of my skills are a bit rusty.

16:55You've not been doing much of this, then, Bon?

16:56Oh, not a lot, no.

16:57It's a treat for me, this, laying bricks in the fresh air, after some of the jobs I've been doing.

17:11Excuse me.

17:12Do you have any idea where Barry Tyler is, please?

17:13Wish we did, my dear.

17:14I think he's with Hazel.

17:15That's his fiancée.

17:16No, he's not.

17:17I'm Hazel.

17:18I'm Hazel.

17:19Where the hell are you being, Dennis?

17:20I've gone away.

17:21He's back.

17:22I've chosen a bad time, mate.

17:23Is he back?

17:24Oh, he's back, all right?

17:25But I'm not.

17:26I'm not.

17:27I'm not.

17:28I'm not.

17:29I'm not.

17:31I'm not.

17:32I'm not.

17:33I'm not.

17:34I'm not.

17:35I'm not.

17:36I'm not.

17:37I'm not.

17:38I'm not.

17:39I'm not.

17:40I'm not.

17:41How are you being, Dennis?

17:42Where the hell are you being, Dennis?

17:48I've gone away. Is he back?

17:49I'm sure he's in a bad time, mate.

17:51Is he back?

17:51Oh, he's back, all right.

17:53Oh, hey, what's happened to you?

17:55Never mind that man. Where is he?

17:56He doesn't tell me, does he?

17:58Tell you what, I'd give him away both of my hours, you lad.

18:01He was in a filthy mood when he spoke to me.

18:03Well, if you see him, I'll be at home, all right?

18:04Well, I'll be.

18:12It's enormous.

18:22Ah, 32 acres.

18:25It was a school when Kenny bought it,

18:27before he had that little spotted bother

18:28that forced him into premature exile in sunny Spain.

18:31And where do we come in?

18:33Well, Kenny can do soda all with it

18:35while he's stuck in the Costa del Crime,

18:37and if he sets foot back here, they'll collar him.

18:40So I bumped into him in the golf courts on Friday,

18:41and let me tell you that Spain has not improved his game.

18:45And he told me all about it, so I said, leave it to me.

18:47I'll take it off your hands.

18:49We'll tart it up, we'll do a conversion job,

18:51and we'll sell it off as time-sharing units.

18:53So what's the panic?

18:54Well, to be frank, he had virtually closed a deal with the coal board,

18:56but if we move fast, we can go out of that.

18:58Now, I've got the phone number of your solicitor here,

19:01so you can get on to that straight away.

19:03Right.

19:04And the attraction for Kenny is

19:06is that I will take the proceeds down there to him

19:09in a plastic bag in cash.

19:12I didn't hear that, of course.

19:14Mm-hmm, that's what I pay you for.

19:16Not hearing everything I say.

19:19What?

19:19Have you seen him?

19:49No, not yet, no, he's out.

19:51Dennis, you should never have taken his call.

19:52Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

19:53He's supposed to be in Spain for three weeks, case you forgot.

19:56There was a fella round here looking for you.

19:58Who, one of Ali's lads?

19:59Well, I don't know, it might have been.

20:01He looked like a right bruiser.

20:02I've told you before, if you're going to work for Ali Fraser,

20:05you're not going to be in good company.

20:06Look, all right, all right, I'll hand it.

20:07I'm going down to Weechee for a job, all right?

20:09If he phones, take a message.

20:10I'll come and get us.

20:11Dennis, man, I've got to go to work in half an hour.

20:14I'll be back by then, man.

20:15Oh, Dennis, did that bloke catch you?

20:29What bloke?

20:30He was in here half an hour ago asking after you.

20:32Did you leave his name?

20:33No, he just asked if any of us had seen you.

20:36What's the matter, Dennis?

20:36You not paid the bookie?

20:38But why did you knock it down?

20:40We thought that was a general idea, like an open plan.

20:45It was supposed to be a connecting catch.

20:47Sorry.

20:49We can soon put it back.

20:50We just wanted to make a start.

20:52See, there's not much to do before you and Barry can get married.

20:56Hey, you!

20:57What?

20:58Why didn't you tell her she didn't want that wall down?

21:00Because the skilled crossman never asked me.

21:05It's not your fault.

21:07Barry should have been here.

21:08Oh, yeah, well, look, he's not here because he's gone looking for you after what happened

21:12last night.

21:13And the reason for that, Hazel, is entirely down to me.

21:16See, I took him down to pub.

21:17Well, we hadn't seen each other for yonks, and we sort of got involved with nostalgic reminiscences.

21:23He was ever so upset when he realised how late it was?

21:25Didn't sleep a wink all night.

21:27He slept here?

21:28Yeah, with me and Nev.

21:30He'd have to probably go and see you, but apparently you wouldn't let him in.

21:32Oh, that was childish of me.

21:36I was just so furious with him.

21:38I should have had it out then and there.

21:40Yeah, you should have done.

21:42Then he wouldn't have got breathalyzed.

21:43Hello, it's me.

21:48Dennis.

21:49Has Ali been in yet?

21:52Look, I know I'm not very popular.

21:55That's why I want to see him as soon as possible.

21:58Well, I'll be at home, all right?

21:59Now, bearing in mind that we cannot offer a more competitive price than the opposition,

22:05we cannot promise a superior memory system,

22:07what would you suggest, gentlemen, should be the main selling point that we should emphasise

22:11in the marketing of the Erasmus Mark II?

22:21You, my friend, you were very keen to speak earlier on.

22:25Let's hear your opinion.

22:29Me?

22:35Well, go on, son, give me the right answer.

22:37You'll have his job by Christmas.

22:39Um, I think there's been a bit of a misunderstanding.

22:43Speak up.

22:44We can't hear you.

22:45Name and branch, please.

22:46Barry.

22:47Barry Taylor.

22:48By rights, I shouldn't be here.

22:50Oh, and why do you feel that, Barry?

22:54Because I don't work for you a lot.

22:57And what the hell are you doing here?

22:59I'm looking for Miss Hazel Redford, you see?

23:07She's my fiancée.

23:08Now, at Coingad...

23:17How's your room?

23:18No.

23:18We're right down, of course, out of the mountains, and we're going down to this valley...

23:23You'd better get off to work, hadn't you?

23:24I'm not going.

23:25If somebody's coming round here to belt you, I'm staying in.

23:28It's my house.

23:29I don't want your blood or anybody else's on my carpet.

23:31Oh, come on, Norm.

23:32I'm not in your pants anymore.

23:34But today's run is going to be, uh, from here...

23:38Oh, God.

23:40It's him.

23:40He's back.

23:41At the junction of the river that came...

23:42You just stopped there, mate.

23:43...with this river, and then on...

23:46Oh, it's you!

23:50Oh, Dan.

23:51How are you, mate?

23:52Cheers.

23:53How is it?

23:53It's ours, me mate.

23:54It's me mate ours.

23:54It's me sister, Norma.

23:55Oh, well, we're mad, but I didn't like the...

23:58Because I didn't know what the...

23:59You know.

23:59It's all right.

24:00Look, you haven't got to worry about no being spilt on the carpet.

24:02Right.

24:02I'll just get off to work now, Dan.

24:04Hey.

24:05All right, mate.

24:05Do you want a beer?

24:06Oh, lovely.

24:09Is he not, uh...

24:11Not living with you any more?

24:12No.

24:13Not for over a year now.

24:14Oh, well, that explains it.

24:17Because I went into the old hoose, and there's...

24:18Oh, well, she moved to the coast with the Bairns.

24:21I'm sure you've got other things to talk about.

24:24What?

24:25Touchy subject, like?

24:26Right.

24:27Got you.

24:27Dan, I'm off now.

24:29All right, mate.

24:30Ta-ra, pet.

24:30Ta-ra.

24:31Ta-ra.

24:31Nice to meet you.

24:31Hey, good, mate.

24:33Cheers, sir.

24:33Cheers, eh?

24:34Hey, it's been a long time.

24:35All right.

24:36Well, cheers.

24:38Cheers.

24:41Hey.

24:43Oh, I must be kidding yourself about this.

24:44Yeah.

24:46Well, you know, coming back and ditching that taunt in Germany

24:49to come back to your missus who shoots you up and leaves you

24:52and drags the kids away, and you end up living with your sister.

24:55Thanks very much.

24:56I just needed that, you know.

24:57Somebody like you come back here, tell us all that.

25:01Well, these things happened, haven't they?

25:02I mean, you know, neither does that better than me, then.

25:05Yeah.

25:07Hey, oh, did you be annoyed at the Falkmans lately?

25:09Oh, did he, yeah?

25:10Aye.

25:11Aye.

25:11What did you say on a charge sheet?

25:13First person to be forcibly ejected since the Argentinians.

25:16Aye, quite a note of that.

25:17Congratulations.

25:18Well, actually, it wasn't all doing to me.

25:21What happened was I had a...

25:23I was standing in this bar on me own, you know, I made me own business, you know, me.

25:27And, er, next thing was, in watch is these bloody parrot troopers.

25:31Oh.

25:32You ever come across them?

25:33Yeah.

25:34What a bunch of heeder balls.

25:35Anyway, next thing was, crash bang wallop,

25:38and I'm being marched up in a gangplank with bloody hurt your knees

25:41between two Greek gnarly MPs.

25:43Pfft, what a journey that is.

25:46Can't hope we ruin the world now you see the bog on Ascension Island.

25:49Yeah.

25:50Rough, was it?

25:53It was no picnic.

25:54Yeah.

25:55So, what'd you do then, then?

25:57Well, I got back to have me sell a cup of anything in London, you know.

26:01Which I thought I deserved, like, up to six months in the Falklands.

26:05Where men are men, and sheep get nervous.

26:08So, you spent all your readies, eh?

26:11Aye, no, what happened was, you know, I got back.

26:14I was going to come up, yeah, but, well, you know,

26:17what things have been laid between me and Mo Margie over the last few years.

26:20I haven't exactly been what you could call it Dillick, as I was saying.

26:23And then, I rings her up from Bryce Norton,

26:26some strange gadgy answers her phone,

26:28so I simply put toe and toe together and realised

26:30that things had deteriorated even farther, you know.

26:33But, you know, me, Dennis, I've never been one to shirk family responsibilities,

26:36so I went down in there, bought a Ben a train set at Hamleys,

26:40and I went down to Gatwick, and got on a flight to Florida.

26:44Florida?

26:46Aye, Florida, you're not American, man.

26:48It's not, man, it was, eh, what I do, cheap,

26:50it was £299 for £40 with your board and your dog, your grubber...

26:55Oh, no, but that's a fortnight, I mean, you've been away in earlier, yeah?

26:59Ah, what happened was I missed the plane on the way...

27:01PHONE RINGS

27:02Get that to you, man.

27:03Hello, Patterson.

27:04Get that to you, man.

27:05Hello?

27:06Ali Fraser?

27:07Hello, Ali.

27:08Yeah, look, it's Dennis, eh...

27:10Yeah, look, I'll explain when I get there, right?

27:13I'm going straight over.

27:15Here, I've got a gun, us.

27:17Huh?

27:20Oh, here, I've got a gun, man.

27:22Oh, great.

27:25So he's not ringing you up, Fraser?

27:27I'll work for him.

27:29I mean, you've had people working for a scumbag like Fraser.

27:33Aye, well, your time's changed, us.

27:35Well, I'll drop you off.

27:37Oh, you'd hardly have just come along with you.

27:38No, no, look, this could be really tricky, this man.

27:40I'm in for a right bollock in here.

27:42Oh, well, that'll be more reason I should be along, isn't it?

27:44I mean, he doesn't know about to shunt the horse here in the car yet, does he?

27:47So?

27:48Well, it's bound to take the heat off you if you tell him you've got the job in hand.

27:51What, you tell him we've got the job in hand?

27:53Why, tell him I'm your mechanic, I'm a lang to give you an estimate, you know?

27:56Why, how's that going to help, man?

27:57I mean, I want Norman's got the spare shop, Westgate Road.

28:00Aye.

28:00Well, I would dodge up there, he'll have it knocked and spread by midnight.

28:04Need more than 50 pounds.

28:05I guarantee.

28:06All right, boss.

28:27All right.

28:32Now, I want to get out of here the day after tomorrow, Pamela.

28:34So, when you ring up Heathrow, check the flakes to Malaga.

28:37Then ring up Vicky, tell her what you booked me on and when I'm expecting, okay?

28:41All right, Mr. Fraser.

28:42Are you going to be stuck in the develop?

28:44You bet your sweet buddy I will.

28:48Oh, if you're busy, I'll come back later on, all right?

28:50Oh, no, no, no, no.

28:50You get yourself in here right now.

28:52Pamela, book me a table at La Travatorre for three at eight o'clock.

29:06Okay.

29:07And close the door, Pamela.

29:09I'm not taking any calls.

29:11so where did you bugger off to look Ali what happened when I go for a well-deserved vacation

29:21I do not expect my staff to do the same it wasn't like that nor do I expect them to have the audacity

29:25to take my jag which Billy now informs me has got a crumpled left wing I've already obtained

29:30an estimate I thought I'd be away for about three weeks but I felt comfortable in the knowledge that

29:33I had people here I could rely on someone to hold the fort Dennis someone to make my presence felt

29:38even though I was in absentia it won't happen again Ali it might be the truest thing you ever said

29:42my friend look if I'm in for a care in here fine but don't milk it I've been to Wolverhampton I'll

29:47tell you for why one of me mates I worked in Germany with called us up because he's getting married

29:52and he wanted his house fixing up he called everybody up so A I wanted to see me mates again

29:57and B I thought it would do me so good to do two weeks honest graft instead of brown nosing for you

30:03because I owe you six grand did they all show up what these pals you were in Germany with most of them

30:12yeah why they reliable workers are they Dennis and what they do I top rank why you eat them today

30:19not really not not me and I've been chasing around like a fart in a colander

30:24pass get yourself up here

30:31you see this house

30:47yeah it needs a conversion I need a bunch of reliable cowboys in there your lads could fit the

30:55bill right well I don't know they've got their own lives to lead oh Dennis Dennis people don't do

31:00people favors if they can afford two weeks out of their lives to go to Wolverhampton it proves they've

31:04got sod all else better to do it means they sound just the kind of blocks who would do a lot of work

31:09for a bit of money without too much form filling in or vat

31:14you hearing what I'm saying

31:16no not exactly what you're saying

31:17well I could ask them

31:19they might be interested

31:20do it Dennis

31:21fine fine yeah right well we'll have the lamb tikka one chicken tandoori the couple of onion badges the special rice for two

31:59man sorry I'll handle this listen I know all about your reputation right I couldn't give a monkey's

32:04chuff about it I'll just tell you this one finger on him and you'll get that all right

32:09all right

32:11horseman Jesus horseman for Christ's sake man

32:16sorry sorry he'll give you any more trouble

32:17he wasn't counting when he was only gone for a tandoori chicken

32:20what who is this little

32:22look at all being a mistake this is horseman he's one of the lads I was working with in Germany I was telling you about

32:26was he no

32:27er well I'm at you'd say it's probably in the course

32:32well not too many people chen beg baz

32:36make them charge hand

32:39almost again

32:42twist

32:43twist again

32:46like we did last summer

32:47twist again you mean

32:49what about you

32:50playing these

32:51bay 18s

32:56sorry lads but that's the way it goes

32:59what's this

33:00oh hello buddy where you been

33:02never mind where I've been level

33:03look I'm not paying you good money to play ponte

33:06yeah well if you'd showed up we'd know what we're supposed to do

33:09well you're not supposed to be knocking that wall down that's what you're not supposed to be doing

33:14you're supposed to be a big nazi is

33:16hi hazel taller sir

33:18hazel's been here

33:19yeah we've all met her seems a charming girl

33:21very nice indeed

33:22she was a bit upset about that wall

33:24that's why we're down tall so you'll get here

33:26where you been

33:27quite nice to explain to her

33:30where's hazel now

33:34wayne took her home

33:37wayne took her home

33:39yeah

33:39why

33:40see he's got a car

33:42who'd you take her home to that

33:44because she'd prefer to bmw to the back of my bike

33:47that's why

33:48she'll ding you in buddy or what

33:49why don't you like it

33:50oh no thank you very much

33:51I've got to get around there

33:52would you want to tell us where to make a start

33:53I can't think

33:54I can't think

33:55I'll go on deal

33:57milk and sugar

34:05yeah both please

34:07have some cake

34:18I won't say no

34:21thank you

34:32I find this rather difficult wayne

34:39because I don't know you

34:41but you know I feel as though I do through Bery

34:44because you were his closest friend in Germany weren't you

34:47he said you used to do things together

34:50you know used to visit museums on his motorbike

34:53yeah yeah I missed that

34:55well that's why I wanted to talk to you

34:58about Bery

35:00oh no look hazel if it's about last night I've told you

35:03it weren't the lads fault

35:03I'm not talking about the Chinese restaurant wayne

35:06I'm talking about the entire last two years

35:09our engagement in fact

35:10oh

35:11what be going out on the piss a lot is he

35:13excuse me I mean

35:14has he been sort of going out with the lads

35:16having a couple

35:17no no no

35:18when has he had a chance

35:20that poor lad went to the falcons you know

35:22and he did that for us

35:24for our house

35:25for our future

35:26I don't quite see what you're driving at Ace

35:29well

35:30sometimes I have to ask myself

35:33if he's ever had a chance to you know

35:34slow down

35:35take stock

35:37and ask himself if

35:38this marriage is what he really wants

35:40I see

35:42or is it

35:46have you had a chance

35:48oh maybe

35:51with all the sacrifices he's made

35:54my emotions are a mixture of guilt and gratitude

35:57it's a bit late in the day for all that isn't it love

36:00oh it's with all you lot arriving and finishing the house

36:02suddenly everything seems so much more well

36:05imminent

36:06well

36:09how can I help

36:12well I thought while you were up here

36:16you might have a word like you know

36:17just the two of you

36:18and try and discover his real feelings

36:20would you do that for me

36:21yeah that's alright

36:22it's no bother

36:22oh thank you

36:23all these premarital jitters

36:26is par for the course like

36:27you know

36:27all that's behind you now isn't it

36:30Barry showed me a picture of your wife

36:32she's very pretty isn't she

36:35yeah yeah very

36:36oh why don't you ask her up at the weekend

36:39she's in Germany

36:41visiting her family

36:44sort of yeah

36:44she's there indefinitely

36:50now look don't tell Barry or the lads about this eh

36:54no no no no of course not

36:55I wouldn't dream of it

36:56well I probably shouldn't be telling you under the cirque should I

36:58but you mustn't worry about it you're Barry

37:00sound as a bell Barry

37:01not like me

37:02I'm a bit of a flake you know

37:04Jack the lad

37:04always have been

37:06I suppose that's why she left me

37:08yeah

37:09she says

37:09I'll come back when you grow up she says

37:13could take a bit of a while that eh

37:16oh excuse me

37:19oh oh it's Barry

37:26I'd best be off then

37:29um look I'll tell you what later

37:32I'll have a word with him later all right

37:33oh would you

37:34you're the one person I'm feeling confide in you know

37:36good luck

37:37nice to meet you Wayne

37:38goodbye

37:39good thinking son

37:48now if I were you

37:49but you're not

37:50me are you

37:51and you are the last person whose advice I'd ask

37:53thank you very much Wayne Norris

37:55now before we put that warm out are you quite sure it's what you and your intendant really want

38:20yes yes yes we resolved everything last night

38:23including the hatch

38:24yes

38:24well I think a breakfast bar's nice for me certainly

38:27that's what we've got it all

38:28I don't want any more debate about it then

38:30well so please

38:31just put the brakes up on mine

38:32just stick the hatch in

38:33go

38:33oh you're not still set on that act are you Barry

38:36I'll tell you what why don't you have one of your nice arch

38:38because otherwise

38:39every time you want another bowl of Brussels

38:42you know

38:42you'd have to walk all the way round wouldn't you

38:44Wayne will you shut up please

38:46who's going to have to live here

38:47I said I have a great

38:49I pray that everybody sticks to what is stipulated

38:52I'll still advise against them dimmer switches

38:57I'll put them in for Brenda who have had nothing but trouble with them

39:00I shall set her heart on dinners

39:02yes sir

39:03it's just unreliable and dangerous

39:04stupid

39:17oh it's your turn to drive

39:44I want to get your head down

39:44yeah

39:45no it's your turn to drive

39:46I'm not that man I wear

39:47which way?

40:07it's a bit of a heap in it

40:24it's hard about it's all right

40:27it's chunky

40:28oh yeah what do you think of them

40:33yeah

40:34your boots man

40:36oh very nice

40:38so now

40:39I'm a real old Texas sales for me now

40:42that's how come I missed the plane actually

40:46why I thought while I was there

40:49I had to get them doing the Texas gift to sell

40:51properly threaded out

40:52you know the whole nine yards

40:53boots

40:54jackets

40:55I'm sure to the pointy metal collars

40:57didn't I?

40:58didn't have to go all the way to Texas

41:00to get them

41:00did you?

41:01well I didn't realise how far it was

41:03he's bloody massive in America

41:04yeah

41:05and that bloody trip from Texas

41:07to Memphis

41:08on one of them railways

41:09Christy may I deal

41:10what that man takes

41:11even that for snarling

41:13well I had to go

41:15didn't I

41:15when I was there

41:16to Grace

41:17thanks

41:17giving me respects to the king

41:19hey it was very

41:21very emotional

41:22very emotional experience

41:23are you not then?

41:24oh aye

41:25it's me and Elvis Presley's corpse

41:30aye you certainly do guys

41:32he has me been stuck in the north east for the last three year

41:36yeah

41:36crap me bollocks off

41:38I'm not

41:39nah but that wasn't the high point

41:41I went to Nashville after that

41:43what are you having a look at this?

41:48there's some bloody hard traumas in the river

41:50here

41:52what about this?

41:53right I was standing there

41:57in this bar

41:57just holding me

41:58Jack on the lander

41:59and he went in with his

42:01with his entourage

42:02you know

42:02whoever it is

42:03he's out of focus

42:04no that was the pill I got to get to take the foot of me

42:08but that there

42:09with his hands around me

42:10is only the great little hangar

42:12but that there was the succinct

42:12we were dispensational

42:18no no no

42:19no man it's

42:20no no no man it's

42:20no no no no no man

42:21live in Nashville

42:22there demos

42:23no no no no no man

42:23yeah no no no no no no noes

42:26no no no no no no no no no no no

42:28худo would εδώ

42:29no no no no no no no pon

42:32Hello, lads.

42:42Hello, Dan.

42:43Hello, Dennis.

42:44Didn't expect you back so soon, mate.

42:46Didn't expect you back at all.

42:47Aye, well, I had a bit of business to take care of,

42:49but I came back because I've had this proposition.

42:51Made interest some of you lads.

42:53Now, there's good news and there's bad news.

42:56Touch this.

42:57Which one are you on first?

42:59Oh, well, let's have the bad news.

43:01Good luck, yeah.

43:06Oh, dear!

43:08What are you?

43:11Right, lads, he wants a quick conversion

43:13so he can sell it over the odds, then make a tasty profit.

43:16See?

43:17The unacceptable face of capitalism.

43:20That's right, Nick.

43:21But we're getting paid top-backs.

43:23I've already seen the drones.

43:24I reckon there's at least two months' work.

43:27Oh, yeah, ten months, ten weeks.

43:29I'm in charge, Barry.

43:30There'll be no gaffers, eh?

43:31That's all right, Dennis.

43:32This bloke wouldn't happen to be Ali Fraser, would it?

43:35Yes, Neville, yes.

43:36Who is this Ali Fraser?

43:37Local villain.

43:38Oh, look, man, his money's just as good as anybody else's, Neville, isn't it?

43:42Or are you snowed under our work offers at the moment, like?

43:44Lame game.

43:45Life saver's a bummer.

43:46It's a bloody sight better than being bounced about the ring

43:49and having all Ali's stubbing fag hands about the grass.

43:52Moxie?

43:53I fancy it.

43:54Fairly free.

43:55What about you, Wayne?

43:56Oh, I can't see any appealing to him.

43:58Not with the BMW and that scrum-just little white bagel.

44:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.

44:01I know about that all that, but, I mean, if it's anything for you out of the mountains,

44:04could be a good look, couldn't it?

44:05Nev?

44:06Well, if it's only a couple of months, I suppose so.

44:09Reg, so you're all in then?

44:10Ah, well, I'll be with you straight away.

44:13You know, for old times' sake, life, but, er, being pending enough, do you know?

44:18We'll miss your sparkling rep or tea.

44:20Yeah?

44:21I'm Bonnie Teela, the Prince of Trivia.

44:24When do we start, then?

44:25Monday.

44:27Monday?

44:28Well, then that only gives you four days to finish me out.

44:32Oh, better get cracking, then.

44:33We'll be back in then.

45:03Max二,quer, the dependencies and inputs.

45:09He wants to know.

45:11He wants to know that.

45:12When I'm just sitting down, Ho him.

45:14He wants to know that.

45:16Yeah!

45:18He wants to know that.

45:19He's so cute, so I'm not so cute, the rules.

45:23He wants to know what to get there for me.

45:26It's mastery that I can trust you, but I've been interested in the world.

45:28I'm a bender, chances are slender, waiting a heart for the night

45:41So you're stuck with the boys in a bar full of noise and no women

45:46And all you're getting is tight

45:50In a couple of fingers, a few heavy drinkers, and some of them snakes in the grass

46:01Although they mean well, sometimes their pain's in their magnificent servant again

46:20Don't touch the paint, Will, because it's not quite dry

46:50It's all done, re-wiring, dimmers, paintwork, built-in bookshelves

47:01Music Central, go here, I've displayed it in there, wallpapering, everything

47:05Everything set for the carpet, going in on Tuesday

47:09I never thought we'd do it

47:13I'll tell you something, I say

47:14Only these fellas could have done it

47:19I know you've laughed at me in the past when I've gone on about the special bonds

47:24Forged with Comrade in a first day

47:26But the proof's in the pudding, innit

47:28They've each left their homes and their families to do this to me

47:32Now, for us, kids

47:35We won't be asking for any wedding presents from these boys

47:39No need for any little sets of fish knives and forks from any of them

47:43Oh, no

47:44You know, they've already given us more than we could have ever asked

47:50Oh, no, kids

48:01I feel a bit emotional myself

48:04All right, lads, move yourselves

48:15Oh, don't say that

48:16Not after that bloody curry we had last night

48:19Listen, we and we're bound to lose each other

48:21There's a great big motorway of coffee just before you come off the motorway, right?

48:24Yeah, meet you there for a bite of each

48:25All right

48:25Well, then

48:28You want to have a cup of tea?

48:30We've already had tea

48:32You're supposed to be on the road an hour ago

48:34Yeah, Dennis, if you're going to be the gapper on this new job

48:37You better get something straight, straight away

48:38But we're still entitled to proper meal breaks, right?

48:42And travelling time for the job and back

48:44And another thing

48:45Don't go using Barry's gap as a yardstick for our work rate neither, right?

48:51Nah, we'll spin this one out a bit longer

48:52All right

48:53All right, you can fight to see us up

49:09Oh, what's wrong with you, mate?

49:11You look like worse than what Moxie feels

49:13I hope you haven't come to tell us your cheques is going to bounce

49:16No, no, no

49:17I've just come to get the address of the place where you're going to, like

49:20There's no bother, I'll rate it down for you

49:22Oh, isn't that nice?

49:23He's going to rate us a postcard from his honeymoon?

49:26Won't be a honeymoon

49:27Won't be a wedding

49:29But he's all nice to think things through, like

49:34So, I'll be with you in a couple of days

49:38Yes, it started a while ago

49:52Just strangers thrown together

49:56Helpless heroes caught in a dream

49:59Boy, we made such a crazy team

50:03Out of luck

50:05Out of luck

50:05And out on a limb

50:07We saw each other three

50:09Laughed it off

50:12And then we shared a few

50:15Back with the boys again

50:19Back with the boys again

50:26Oh, we're back

50:51Back with the boys again

50:55Yeah, we're back

50:58Back with the boys again

51:00Yeah, we're back

51:01Back with the boys as they play

51:04And then we're back

51:04The boys again

51:05צ pussy

51:07And then we shared a few

51:08With the boys again

51:09That we were back

51:09And then we said

51:11It was a little crazy

51:11Um, come and turn

51:12Let's dolier

51:12Yeah

51:13Yeah

51:13You

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