00:00It's Roll Hall!
00:30Yeah, there it goes.
00:36As the East Coast today was literally shaken by the return of Glo-Ho,
00:41the legendary long-distance Leviathan,
00:43who ten years ago baffled the nation
00:45when he jumped out of the Pacific Ocean and ran straight across the country.
00:51Glo-Ho!
00:52Glo-Ho!
00:53Glo-Ho!
00:54We love you, Glo-Ho!
01:00Oh, man, my microbus!
01:07One week later, Glo-Ho plunged into the icy waters of the Atlantic,
01:11disappearing without comment.
01:13Is he planning a return trip?
01:15One thing is certain, no one knows.
01:21Eat this, coppers!
01:26You'll never catch the angry red herring!
01:30Get down, chum!
01:32Those aren't hard candies!
01:38Nuts!
01:41He's out of ammo.
01:43Let's nab him!
01:47Careful, Arthur!
01:48Arthur, he's coated himself with petroleum jelly!
01:52He's slimy like a fish!
01:54Gotcha!
02:02Oops.
02:03Oops.
02:15Aha!
02:16Unmasked at last!
02:18So, it's you, Milton Rowe, fishmonger and international jewel thief!
02:24Good sleuthing, Arthur.
02:25Yes, my finny friend.
02:27Once again, we find that slime does not pay.
02:31You can't just coat yourself with artificial mucus
02:34and slip through the long fingers of the law!
02:37It's wrong!
02:38And it's gross!
02:39Milton!
02:40What?
02:41What?
02:42What?
02:43What?
02:44What?
02:45What?
02:46Don't ever try to swim against the mighty tide of justice!
02:49Oh, please, mister.
02:52Can't I just go to jail now?
02:56Tick?
02:59Bad!
02:59Bad fish!
03:01Tick!
03:02Tick, look!
03:10Arthur!
03:11My name is Parmelita.
03:14You don't know me, but I've been looking all over the world for you.
03:17Well, you're the lady who?
03:26What do you see, Bernard?
03:28It is she.
03:29We have her at last.
03:31Who dares intrude upon my night domain?
03:36You have crossed the path of Defledermouth!
03:40Which is okay, really.
03:49Nothing wrong with that.
03:53Get him.
03:58John, hit me with the bad boys.
04:01Don't get up.
04:02Move the bell!
04:03Hey!
04:04You're stepping on my hand!
04:06Well, and then, when I got back to the States, I began hearing stories about a Mothman superhero.
04:14That's when I realized the other suit must still exist.
04:18Where did you get it?
04:19Well, I bought it about ten years ago at the estate auction of J.J. Eureka Vatos.
04:24You know, the famous millionaire inventor.
04:27It was right after he disappeared.
04:28I heard he was nuts.
04:30He was my father.
04:32Oh, sorry.
04:34Faux pas!
04:35That's all right, Arthur.
04:37Lots of people thought Dad was a little off.
04:39But really, he was brilliant.
04:42Then, your father invented our flying suits.
04:46Oh, and so much more.
04:48They're all here in his notebook.
04:51Bingo.
04:51But look here.
04:53My father wrote all his ideas in secret code.
04:57He told me once that the key to the code was in one of the Moth suits.
05:01I know it is not in mine.
05:03So what you're saying is...
05:06Yes, Arthur.
05:07You've got something I need in your suit.
05:09Ahem.
05:10Ah, yes.
05:11Well, chum.
05:13I think perhaps we'd better get on patrol.
05:15Ahem.
05:16Ah, listen, Tick.
05:19About patrol tonight, I, ahem.
05:21I think maybe Carmelita and I, maybe we should, ah, you know, talk some more about this.
05:26I'll, ah, I'll walk her home.
05:28But Arthur, evil.
05:31But do you see, Bill Nott?
05:36The big blue one is leaving alone.
05:39Good, good.
05:40Franz, in your teeth.
05:42Spinach, deploy your toothpick.
05:48We're trolling without a sidekick.
05:51It's, it's, it's unnatural.
05:56Look.
05:57Say, ah, ours.
05:59Franz, gloss, Hilda, attacks.
06:01Answer the phone.
06:20Answer the phone.
06:22Come on.
06:23This is a national emergency.
06:26Sure, mouse.
06:27Everything's a national emergency with you.
06:30No, no.
06:31This is serious.
06:32The Swiss are invading America.
06:35And they're starting with the city.
06:38Yeah, I, I definitely don't think that sounds right.
06:41Of course it's not right.
06:43That's my point.
06:44It's wrong.
06:46Ugh.
06:47Switzerland is a neutral country, you goober.
06:49Does this look neutral to you?
06:52I, I know we've only just met, Arthur, but somehow I, I feel I've known you forever.
06:59I, I feel the same way, Carmelita.
07:01Do, do you hear yodeling?
07:12Arthur, let's fly the rest of the way.
07:15What?
07:15Come on.
07:16Fly with me.
07:23After them.
07:24Arthur, I, uh, I just remembered I have a few things to do.
07:45Why don't we meet later for dinner?
07:48Uh, okay.
07:49Uh, sure.
07:50Yeah, fine.
07:51Great, that'd be great.
07:52I can't wait.
07:53We've lost them in the clouds.
08:00Yeah, they're in the soup.
08:20Hi, Arthur.
08:21I'm home.
08:22Well, pretty quiet out there.
08:24Eh, you didn't miss much.
08:26But at least it's hobby night.
08:29Uh, yeah.
08:30Tick, listen.
08:31About hobby night.
08:32I, um, do you think we could reschedule?
08:35You see, I have this date with Carmelita.
08:39But, Arthur, you never miss hobby night.
08:43I know, I know.
08:44It's just, well, there's something special about Carmelita.
08:48I, uh, I, uh, I've never felt this way before.
08:52Oh, look.
08:53Our little duck is almost finished.
08:56It's a masterpiece in macaroni.
08:59Tick, why are you making this hard for me?
09:01Why are you making it so easy for evil?
09:04Tick, it's only hobby night.
09:07You can't fight evil with a macaroni duck.
09:09I'll be the judge of that.
09:17Really, really.
09:18And then they come over and they say,
09:20What kind of corn soldiers are you?
09:22And, you know, I didn't know what to say.
09:24I just blurted out,
09:25We're colonels.
09:26Oh, Arthur.
09:34Oh, Carmelita.
09:35You're the best.
09:36I, I just love being with you.
09:40I feel the same way.
09:43It's weird, isn't it?
09:44What kind of world is it
09:48when you can't trust your sidekick to be by your side?
09:53Yeah, right.
09:53Some woman comes along and it's...
09:56Uh-oh, I'm having dinner with Carmelita
09:59at the Bistro de Burden.
10:01Oh, fancy schmancy.
10:04Bingo, again.
10:06She is at the Bistro de Burden.
10:08Move out.
10:10Oh, hello, Carmelita.
10:13Goodbye, hobby night.
10:15I...
10:16What?
10:18What's this?
10:20It's...
10:20It's a little boy's face.
10:22Oh, don't worry, little wooden boy.
10:25I'll free you from this block of wood.
10:42Come on, little wooden boy.
10:44Let's go on patrol.
10:49Ha, ha.
10:50Ha, ho.
10:52Ah.
10:52Ah.
10:53Ha, ha, ho.
10:55And ha, ha, ha.
10:57Do you see anything to the west, little wooden boy?
11:01No, no.
11:02It's...
11:02It's not that the Tick doesn't like you.
11:05It's just...
11:06Well, I think he was a little threatened by you at first.
11:10You know, the whole sidekick superhero thing.
11:14I'm sure he's over it by now.
11:17Ha, ha, ha.
11:18Yes.
11:19You know, little wooden boy, the worst sin in the world is disloyalty.
11:24You wouldn't lie to me, would you, little wooden boy?
11:29Now we make our move.
11:34Bons.
11:35Gloss.
11:35Builder.
11:36Ready.
11:37In.
11:38Listen, bullet.
11:40You missed Switzerland by 4,000 miles, you...
11:44Hey, hey, hey.
11:47Looks like Arthur's landed himself a little moth chick.
11:52It's the Swiss.
11:54So there's this ridiculous clone of me.
12:01I mean, he's green.
12:02And all he can say is,
12:04I, Arthur.
12:05I, Arthur.
12:07And the Tick buys it.
12:13Get down!
12:14Ow, ow.
12:24What's that?
12:29Do you hear something, little wooden boy?
12:32Uh-huh.
12:34Uh-huh.
12:34Yes.
12:36Spoon!
12:40Arthur, be careful.
12:42They're Swiss industrial spies.
12:45They're after my father's notebook.
12:47Come, Miss Vatos.
12:49You have given us a good chase, but we have you now.
12:53I'll distract them.
12:54You run for it.
12:56No!
12:57Carmelita!
12:58Here's your stupid book!
13:02I am afraid it is not that simple, Miss Vatos.
13:07We know your friend's moth suit has the key to the code.
13:11Mr. Arthur.
13:12You will strip to your skivvies.
13:15Yeah.
13:17Skivvies.
13:17Nice night.
13:30Hey, baby.
13:31I didn't mean it that way.
13:36Don't give up.
13:37Stinky and I will start the underground resistance.
13:40Yeah, definitely underground.
13:41Very resistant.
13:42Very good, Mr. Arthur.
13:47And now the jersey.
13:49That's the most humiliating thing I've ever...
13:52Ah, we achieve victory.
14:03So it's true.
14:05The Swiss mean to take over the city.
14:08No, no, no, no, no.
14:09Sealy American men.
14:10We are certainly Swiss,
14:12but our actions in no way
14:14represent the policies of the Swiss government.
14:19Actually, we are more like criminals.
14:23Yeah, that's what they all say.
14:26Spoon!
14:29Evildoers, eat my justice!
14:33Arthur, where are your pants?
14:36Blowhole! Blowhole! Blowhole!
14:39It's Blowhole 1995.
14:41This is Sally Vacuum
14:43reporting from the outskirts of the city.
14:46And you can just feel the Blowhole Mania out here.
14:49As hundreds of the area's residents
14:51gather to wish Blowhole well.
14:53Here he comes!
14:59Blowhole!
15:00Is this cross-country run a form of protest
15:03for the endangered species of the Earth?
15:08Oh, I'm so happy.
15:21Low-hole, if you were a tree, what sort of tree would you be?
15:26Little wooden boy, you take that one.
15:38You'll need more than that to unscrew my cork, Frenchie.
15:48Arthur!
15:50He's escaping with the book!
15:59Carmelita, you stay here.
16:02I'll get your book back.
16:06With tweezers?
16:07I don't think so.
16:14Arthur!
16:15Be careful!
16:18That looks quite a lot.
16:21Give me the book!
16:22Give me my pants!
16:23Okay, okay!
16:27Oh, Arthur.
16:31Good work, little wooden boy.
16:33I...
16:36Arthur!
16:37Carmelita, look out!
16:39Run away whale!
16:52Huh.
16:53Never a dull moment.
16:56Gesundheit!
16:57I didn't sneeze.
16:58Me neither.
16:59Jonah?
17:00No.
17:00Captain Ahab?
17:01No.
17:04Daddy?
17:05Pumpkin?
17:10Telco, as it does.
17:12Daddy!
17:14What are you doing here?
17:15Well, you know, a man reaches a certain point in his life.
17:18He says, yeah, I invented a lot of stuff, but what am I gonna do next?
17:23I decided to walk across the country, so I'm out on the highway walking, and then I get swallowed by a whale.
17:31Oh, figure.
17:33Come on, kids.
17:34We're in the belly of a whale.
17:36How are we gonna get out?
17:39You wanna get out?
17:41Oh.
17:42Okay.
17:43Well, if you want the classic method, you got to go find some wood and smoke yourself out.
17:49Hmm.
17:50Well, we've gotta find some wood.
17:52We've gotta...
17:53Dick, do you want to stay in this whale for ten years?
18:04I have a toothbrush.
18:09Oh, little wood boy!
18:12Oh, little wood boy!
18:22Blowhole, do you have time for a few questions?
18:33Where does Blowhole see himself in ten years?
18:37Dad, this is Arthur.
18:40Well, pleased to meet you, young man.
18:44Do you have pants?
18:48You know, Arthur, it's really been quite a day.
18:52From the outside, on the surface, oh, sure, we were pursued by Swiss industrial spies, trapped in the belly of a whale.
19:00But what really pursued us?
19:03Where were we really trapped?
19:05Come on, Arthur!
19:07Get meta with me!
19:09What pursued us were our own obsessions.
19:13I'm good, you're evil.
19:15I'm a superhero, you're a sidekick.
19:19I'm a woman, you're a man.
19:21What does it all mean?
19:23Nothing.
19:24And where were we all trapped?
19:26I'll tell you where, Arthur.
19:29In the belly of love.
19:31Oh, you know, he's really rather brilliant.
19:37Love, chum.
19:39Love!
19:39Love!
19:40Love, chum.
19:41Love, chum.
19:41Love, chum.
19:41Love, chum.
19:42Love, chum.
19:42Love, chum.
19:42Love, chum.
19:43Love, chum.
19:44Love, chum.
19:44Love, chum.
19:44Love, chum.
19:44Love, chum.
19:45Love, chum.
19:45Love, chum.
19:46Love, chum.
19:46Love, chum.
19:46Love, chum.
19:46Love, chum.
19:46Love, chum.
19:47Love, chum.
19:47Love, chum.
19:48Love, chum.
19:48Love, chum.
19:49Love, chum.
19:49Love, chum.
19:50Love, chum.
19:50Love, chum.
19:51Love, chum.
19:52Love, chum.
19:52Love, chum.
19:53Love, chum.
