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99 accompanies a foreign minister back to his home country to finish their negotiations on mineral rights, but an assassin called The Turtle has been hired by KAOS to kill him on the flight there. Zach and 66 go undercover as flight crew to protect the minister and 99 and ensure that the deal goes through.
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00:00My Congressional Committee is proud to announce that we're close to an agreement between the
00:08United States and the Republic of Panatango.
00:12This treaty will provide our nation with exclusive rights to Panatango's extensive mineral deposits,
00:18as well as raising the quality of life for every citizen of their population.
00:23Minister Vanapopo and I will be flying back to his island tomorrow to finalize the arrangements.
00:28Ladies and gentlemen, Minister Vanapopo.
00:34Missed it by that much.
00:42Are you watching, Turtle?
00:43Yes.
00:44Chaos Corporation must have those mineral deposits. They're worth billions.
00:49But Minister Vanapopo refuses to negotiate with us.
00:53Where do I fit in?
00:54I understand you're one of the top assassins working today.
00:57You got my resume.
00:58Yes.
00:59Quite impressive.
01:00Here's your assignment.
01:02One million dollars to make sure Minister Vanapopo never reaches Panatango alive.
01:07And the Congresswoman?
01:09Let's just say her term is up.
01:11Versailles!
01:12We are on the democracy day.
01:14Oh!
01:17¶¶
01:47¶¶
01:48¶ I'm sorry, 99, but I must put my foot down.
01:50I will not allow you to get on that plane to Tunipanga.
01:54Eh, Tunipanga.
01:55Well, I don't have to spell it out.
01:56You know were you're not going.
01:58祖高
01:59Mad Clair
01:59Max, I made a statement in front of millions of
02:00people.
02:00I can't back out because you have a hunch.
02:03Dad's right, mom.
02:03Chaos wants those mineral deposits and they'll kill the
02:06minister and you if they have to.
02:08Bad news, chief.
02:10We intercepted a transmission and Chaos just contacted a
02:13well-known assassin, The Turtle.
02:15The Turtle ?
02:17ah yes the turtle you've heard of him of course vicious cold blood now wait a minute that was
02:24the poodle run over about four years ago chasing a car he's called the turtle because he's very
02:30elusive he only comes out to kill how do you know so much about him i dated his brother leo
02:37i was young he had a fast car i know you're all worried about me but this country needs
02:41those mineral deposits i have to go to ponitongo then i'm going with you because if the turtle is
02:46on that plane then i'm just the man to flush him out are you with me 66 might be kind of awkward
02:51i never returned his brother's record albums max if minister vanapopo sees government agents on
02:57that plane he's going to think he's in danger and try to back out of the deal he was hesitant to do
03:01business with us in the first place what's his bugaboo anyway we used their island for nuclear
03:07testing back in the 50s and we didn't tell them we told them okay in retrospect the warning signs
03:13should have been written in their own language max i want you to promise me that you're not going
03:17to put any agents on that plane 99 max all right 99 all right i promise you there will not be one
03:26single passenger on that plane who is a control agent hot towel yes thank you would you excuse me for a
03:35moment are you going to finish your macadamia nuts no our entire crop was destroyed by wild toads in that
03:42case be my guess 66 i told max i didn't want any control agents on board we couldn't let you face
03:51an assassin like the turtle alone he has a perfect success record unlike his brother wait a minute
03:57if you're here zach isn't a flight attendant too no absolutely not morning smooth flight good for you
04:06you want to keep that belt snug don't we it's a big bird isn't it ah welcome aboard congresswoman zach if
04:15the minister recognizes you from the press conference he'll what i've never seen you in uniform before
04:22you look so nice thank you the control tailor did a rush job a little cramped in the old hoo-hahs all
04:30right since you can't very well get off the plane go ahead and look for this frog or turtle person but
04:34please don't attract any attention to yourselves don't worry about a thing okay we're pros you
04:39won't even know we're here ladies and gentlemen do not be alarmed that was a demonstration of how
04:50the oxygen mask would deploy in case of a cabin depressurization if you look out the right side
04:57of the aircraft you will see the ground i am not cut out for service jobs let's brief the pilots okay
05:09oh and mom in case there is an emergency the exits are located here and over here
05:15give me a cup of coffee will you honey i don't get coffee she's with me guys you're in control always
05:32gentlemen first let me say that your government wants to thank you and your airline for your cooperation
05:38on this mission and secondly actually there is no secondly i covered it all in the firstly just
05:49remember that the turtle is deviously clever he'll use any means possible to bring this plane down
05:55what does this turtle guy look like i've got a picture of him right here
06:00that's the top of his head satellite shot best we could do all we know is that he has a protective
06:05steel shell implanted where his back used to be well we're gonna check the cabin why don't you let
06:09us know if anything comes up and i'm sorry about snapping at you before i'll make it up to you as
06:14soon as we get to pontotungo that was very unprofessional i just knocked two hours off our flight time
06:25oh
06:35oh yes
06:35it starts here but you know we pull it to me there are no buildings over two stories high
06:40that's what i heard yes
06:42excuse me what time do we get there as soon as we land ma'am all right one of these passengers
07:00is the turtle find the one with the steel shell for a back and we got our man you take the left side
07:05i'll take the right your other left well say so oh that's a nice sweater vest where did you get that
07:15hello for your back nice fluffy pillow there you go you enjoying your flight welcome aboard
07:24can i adjust your seat for you and how you doing okay okay just want to make sure everybody's okay
07:30anything all fleshy maybe our information was wrong i sure hope so because if my mom gets
07:36assassinated that would really ruin christmas excuse me how can we help you honey agent nine
07:43i didn't know you were on this mission the crane incursion got pushed back a week
07:47anything suspicious there's the sky sit next to me his red hair very suspicious avoided eye contact
07:54wouldn't answer any of my questions kept on looking at his watch where did he go just missed him took his
08:02stuff and snuck up to first class we'll check it out cute dress oh zach yeah can you help me with my
08:09homework later i got a math test tomorrow and these fractions are killing me don't sweat it agent nine
08:16three-quarters of americans don't understand fractions the other half doesn't give a damn
08:20see it says right here in paragraph 14b all warning signs at the facility will be printed in
08:28english and pontetungan the survivors will be pleased
08:35would you excuse me for a moment
08:39i know i said i wasn't worried about the turtle but there's a very suspicious man sitting near me
08:44my instincts are a little rusty but i just have a feeling well then we'll take him out
08:48we'll use maneuver 106 maneuver 106 good plan 106 is there something wrong oh 106 is good
08:56but have you considered maneuver 117 it's great in a confined area you invented 117 didn't you well
09:02i don't want to brag that i was pregnant with zach and his sister at the time and my flexibility
09:06was limited it is so much easier on your back oh especially if you're carrying low as i was and
09:12zach was one chubby little devil i'm sorry could you two have a snack and chat later i'd like to keep
09:17the minister and you from being assassinated just like his father mission mission mission
09:34stay away from me i'm warning you there's nowhere to run turtle give it up i won't let you take me
09:40back now this back is normal and harry just another guy trying to sneak into first class
10:02don't make me go back i can't take that little girl and her incessant questions i don't know what five
10:08twelfths minus three sixteenths is and i don't give a damn i just want to get some sleep oh hey hey hey
10:14oh no i can't take it i can't take it oh i can walk you back or i can carry you back okay okay
10:25uh over here are you okay are you okay happens all the time um good to have you on board
10:47we've searched the whole plane and no turtle i better report in on the flush phone
11:01hello hello yes i'm setting up the floor for tap dance auditions oh and your son is on the flush
11:22whatever that is how many times have i told you i am not a talent agent i'm i hate tap dancing
11:34what's happening son we've looked everywhere dad it's possible the turtle's not on this flight
11:39i wouldn't be too sure about that you can never count chaos out that's why we'll always have jobs
11:44excuse me i'm talking to my father we better run a background check on every passenger i'll get
11:54research on it
12:01sorry to bother you i know you're busy but the folks in 2a and b would like some pillows
12:07what am i supposed to do about it well you are pretending to be a flight attendant aren't you
12:13next thing they'll want me to serve them food all right keep an eye out for the turtle
12:20nobody calls me the turtle and lives to well actually some of them are still living
12:25uh
12:3466 maneuver 517
12:38thank you
12:42she's very efficient she had a good teacher he had to be shorter than his brother
12:48the passenger manifest checks out except for the guy in 14th c who didn't get his kosher meal
12:57well i guess we were wrong dad i'll see you back at headquarters i presume if something had
13:00happened to your mother you would have mentioned it by now oh she's fine i haven't let her out of my
13:05sight for a minute except now good point
13:13all right
13:21mr smart you forgot to turn off your oh my gosh
13:32guys is everything all right
13:40oh boy
13:44oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy 66 66 can you hear me we have a situation here
14:02a copilot
14:11bummer
14:15mom
14:16i'm so glad you're not dead
14:18that's so sweet have you seen 66 she just went after the turtle you better get dad on the radio tell
14:23him that the turtles jammed the controls this plane could crash
14:26jack did he say the plane was about to crash no he said it's insane to carry cash
14:34no you're gonna love this amendment right here
14:37you're not here 66 can you read me
14:40that help i'm in the baggage compartment with the turtle don't call me that
14:44my brother love those record albums
14:49my brother love those record albums 66
14:51good take him out
14:52maneuver 106 just kick the crap out of him
14:54you know there's ugly and then there's that mr smart say hello to my good side
15:02that
15:12i have an idea turtle
15:17surrender and i can promise you a fair trial resulting in a guilty verdict and the certainty
15:21of spending the rest of your miserable life behind bars that is if you avoid the death penalty
15:27that's a terrible idea i didn't say you'd like it by the time i finish with the two of you
15:35i'll be done with the both of you all right okay think this through sure you're brutally disfigured
15:41but that's no reason to become a hired assassin do you think i didn't try to find a regular job first
15:47let me tell you something smart i was once a munitions genius building bombs for your government
15:53until somebody forgot to tell me there was a test then quicker than you could say something fast
16:03i'm out one back but now it's my turn to have the last laugh how does that grab you
16:11i'm sorry it's really noisy in here i couldn't hear a word you said
16:14i'm not a word prepare to die like the people whose
16:20lives won't continue on beyond this point no your verbal skills could use a little buff job turtle
16:28turtle my name is warren and you prefer that over the turtle let's not say farewell let us just say
16:36actually farewell is pretty good
16:40do you know there is a time and a place for everything
16:56Grandma, turn on right!
16:57This is a good time!
16:59Come on, Zach! I'm gonna get us to the door!
17:02Zach!
17:05Hurry, Zach!
17:06We're getting a run!
17:15Oh, that's a strong pair of pantyhose.
17:17Control tops.
17:25Why is it the cute ones always turn up, Dad?
17:28Excuse me?
17:31All right, all right.
17:32Dad, Dad, the turtle got away.
17:34I know, your mother filled me in.
17:36But don't worry, son.
17:37At this very moment, a squadron of Air Force jets
17:40is ready to bring your plane in safely.
17:43I don't see them.
17:45Would you believe two Navy helicopters?
17:49No, I don't see them either.
17:50How about a sailor in a blimp waving a flashlight?
17:53Zack, you're gonna have to land this plane.
17:57Sure!
17:58How hard could that be?
18:02Land.
18:03Land, land, land.
18:04Some kind of land...
18:06button.
18:07You see it?
18:10I got here as soon as I could, Chief.
18:12Okay, Zach.
18:13Your problems are over.
18:15Carl, the control controller, is here
18:17with his port of control controller.
18:19What kind of a name is that?
18:20Well, my father was named Carl.
18:22His father was named Carl.
18:24I have a sister named Carla.
18:26Then there's my uncle.
18:27Fine, just tell us how to bring the plane in.
18:29First, we'll have to disengage the autopilot.
18:32Zack, disengage the autopilot.
18:34The panel shorted out.
18:35It looks like the turtles disabled it.
18:38Chief!
18:42Chief, you owe me a manicure.
18:46Okay, Dad, we're on manual.
18:47We're diverting you to Denver, Zack,
18:49so pull her nose up.
18:51How we doing, Chief?
18:54Tell him he's 50 miles from the airport
18:55as the crow flies.
18:57Zack, you're 50 miles from the airport
18:59as the crow flies.
19:01And how about as the plane flies?
19:03How about as the plane flies?
19:05It's the same.
19:06The plane is the same as the crow.
19:09Tell him to make a 30-degree turn to the right.
19:11Zack, make a 30-degree turn to the right.
19:14Is that my right or his?
19:15I can see the airport.
19:21Listen, Zack, before you bring in that big silver bird,
19:24there's something I'd like to tell you.
19:26Yeah, Dad?
19:27Eh, remember when you were six
19:29and I missed your Easter pageant?
19:31Yeah, you had a mission in China, right?
19:33Eh, well, not exactly.
19:35I had Dean Martin tickets.
19:36I had to get that off my chest.
19:38Tell him to lower the flaps.
19:42Lower the flaps.
19:51I don't know if I can hold it.
19:53Everybody here has the utmost confidence in you.
19:57Boy, am I glad I'm not in Denver to see this.
20:00Yeah, just like that, Zack.
20:03Good luck, son.
20:04He's gonna need it.
20:08I know you can do it, Zack.
20:12Thanks.
20:20No!
20:26They planned it.
20:31They planned it again.
20:34And again.
20:38Hey, this is not Punotungo.
20:48Of course it is.
20:50All airports look the same.
20:52Now, if you just finish signing right here...
20:54Here?
20:59We did it, 66.
21:01No, Zack.
21:02You did it.
21:03You did it.
21:03You did it.
21:03You did it.
21:04You did it.
21:05You did it.
21:07You seem awfully familiar with those controls.
21:12Of course.
21:13I've had my commercial pilot's license since I was 16.
21:16You didn't tell me?
21:18You had to learn sometime.
21:20Good job, son.
21:2166.
21:22I'm proud of both of you.
21:24Yeah, but the turtle got away.
21:25Yes, but you saved your mother's life.
21:28And to me, that counts for something.
21:30Good work, son.
21:31We'll meet the turtle again, Zack.
21:33I'm sure he's out there plotting his revenge right now.
21:39Come on.
21:40Come on.
21:42Come on.
21:44Good work.
21:44Come on.
21:45Come on.
21:51Meow.
22:00Woo!
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