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00:00How would you respond to the accusation this kind of show is really dumbing down history I?
00:07Think we're dumbing up if anything are you reeling in the
00:12Stowing away the time are you gathering expertise?
00:30Another annually retentive I'm Rob Brydon Ronnie Corbett Ronnie Corbett run run run run run Ronnie Corbett
00:37Yes, it's a yes for me, and it's a yes from him
00:40Yes, I would love Ronnie. I'm doing him now
00:43I would love Ronnie Corbett to come on the show Ron quite enjoys it when I
00:48Talk to him with his voice
00:51Who else have you got on the list so that's good our loins and consult the old
00:56Annually retentive random generator the old AARG for which year with Terry Wogan for which year?
01:04We'll be probing tonight
01:09Da there it is, you know Boyd Hilton
01:12Pete magazine yeah, and and he's a guest on the show
01:17I've also arranged for him to interview
01:20What am I gonna say something about the show something about how you love history
01:26something about how it feels to be
01:28Doing comedy finally
01:31That's what I do. I do comedy. It's my thing tell Boyd
01:36Well, he knows but my worries. What's he gonna say about this?
01:40He's gonna feel like he's interviewing the survivor of a train crash
01:43We're not even a survivor a corpse
01:45Joining Jane on D-Wing are trusty screws comedian and novelist Joe Brand
01:50Beautiful, okay good good good funny funny funny never too funny, but always funny. That's the beauty of Joe
01:59And a stand-up comedian writer and from the look of it jungle explorer
02:05Please give a big hand for Paul Foote
02:11Comes on the stupid hair dresses like an idiot as you have definite booking or can we still bump him?
02:17Meanwhile Dave's partners in crime are the nation's favorite female impressionist Ronnie Ancona
02:25So Ronnie's gonna do impressions. Yeah?
02:27No, she doesn't know she's not
02:29She doesn't want to do it or no. She's not new specific ones. No, she's not doing any no impressions
02:33Why is she not doing impressions well the message we got was she's repositioning herself, so yeah, she's repositioning herself
02:40Yeah, well, thanks for doing this Rob. Thank you
02:42Um, so annually retentive. So that's what it's called. Yeah, Rob Brydon's a new Rob Brydon's a new attentive
02:48Um, what what made you want to do a comedy panel game at this moment in your career?
02:52There's always been a part of me that's really wanted to
02:55To have a go at this because I've always had a lot of fondness for panel shows the only person who's repositioning himself with this show is me
03:04All right from quality
03:06to shit
03:08and
03:10The all-powerful TV editor of heat magazine. It's Boyd Hilton
03:18Look you can take shit and you can roll it in gold what and it's still shit
03:24But if you take gold you roll it in shit. It's still gold. It's still gold you Rob Brydon are gold
03:31So what's your point that your shit covered gold?
03:38I'm still gold major wins
03:41Night in with curry
03:43Is well, it's it's a lovely thought?
03:46Something for us all to come through it. Um, it's not the right one. No
03:50Is it major wins penis same size as a 5p competition?
03:54You may know more than we do Joe, I I I
03:57Are you saying that's the whole penis or just a cross-section through it?
04:01One thing with this I will say you always forget is my acting heritage
04:06And I'm actually a very good actor. Watch this
04:09I'm really enjoying these little sessions we have
04:12Did you believe that?
04:14Yes. Why? Because I'm an award-winning actor
04:17Sorry
04:20How many actors can do that on command?
04:26Not many. Thank you. Thank you. I really appreciate that
04:29Can I that stinks Rob? That stinks
04:33Day 2 wins leadership battle and 5p coin
04:36In the same day just had a lucky day when you want two things
04:39That would be too much to wish for for any politician surely
04:42You've got absolutely no respect for me actors
04:45Let me make it up to you. Let's go and have dinner
04:47Yeah, because you know what? Come on, let's put it all behind us
04:49Because you know what? You're right, I'm really I'm actually really turned on now
04:52So, yeah, let's go out
04:53You say that but in a funny way you are turned on
04:55Let's go out
04:56Because actually it's very unconventional for a man to openly fart in front of a woman
05:01And actually you think, yeah, I like this guy
05:03No, no
05:04He's a bit different
05:05What do you say?
05:09I can still smell that
05:11Thank you
05:12Major wins opportunity knocks with small change ventriloquy act
05:16Ventriloquy act? That's interesting
05:18What is
05:19Ventriloquy?
05:20This is not funny
05:22No, it's ventriloquism
05:23Yeah
05:24It's also ventriloquy
05:25No
05:26No, I can confirm there's no such word as ventriloquy
05:28I'm a journalist
05:29That's the way I am
05:31I'm not saying
05:32The state ventriloquy doesn't exist
05:33I'm not saying you're not a journalist
05:35I'm just reminding you it is heat
05:37Obviously I have got to be objective as much as I can
05:42Although all of this is subjective
05:44Yeah
05:45So I'm in a kind of different position because I'm coming on the show
05:47And I've got to preview it
05:48Yeah, compromise
05:49So, yeah, but so I might, you know, I might even have to get someone else to do it
05:52Or do it and just be very
05:53You don't need to do it
05:54No
05:55You can do it yourself
05:56That's the thing I admire about you
05:57It is your objectivity
05:58Also, surely for Heat magazine you only need three words
06:02She looks shit
06:03Don't you?
06:05Worryingly thin
06:06I think that's the point
06:07Worryingly thin
06:08Yeah
06:09Yeah, I'm often in that sense
06:11Is it major wins new sooty competition?
06:14That's too clever for this audience, Ronnie
06:16I couldn't see the 5p
06:17You should be pitching it a bit lower for this crowd
06:20Sorry, I couldn't see the 5p at first
06:21The viewers, what few viewers we get
06:24Will be expecting an impressionist to do impressions
06:27And I'd feel cheated
06:28You're right
06:29But what if we switch on
06:30You see Ronnie Ancona
06:31And then you think
06:32Any minute now
06:33You watch the whole show
06:34No impressions
06:35You watch the whole show
06:36Oh, I like that
06:37That would give an impression of disappointment
06:39Yeah, and you go away with the horrible taste in your mouth
06:42I'm not going to watch that show again
06:44Just in case when Alan Titchmarcher is on
06:46He doesn't get his fingers mudded
06:47Yeah
06:48The answer was major wins battle for leadership
06:51Now there's a bonus point here
06:52So buzz in for this, okay?
06:53Do you think about doing the leap from BBC 3 to BBC 2
06:57Maybe just straight to BBC 1
06:58Do you think the show could be a BBC 1 show?
06:59No, I'll tell you why
07:00Because it's a kind of loyalty thing
07:02I'm very happy with it
07:04I've never understood this thing of
07:05Oh, we'll start it on say BBC 3 or BBC 4 and see where it goes
07:09BBC 2 knocking on my door, no
07:12You know BBC 1 knocking on my door, no
07:15I'd see thee
07:17Do you think they'd be interested?
07:19Can anybody tell me which job John Major applied for when he left school but was rejected for?
07:24Yes, Dave
07:25Prime Minister
07:26It's something to do with buses
07:30It was a conductor or something, a ticket person
07:33Yes, exactly what it is
07:34Yes, he applied for a job as a bus conductor
07:37For a bonus, why was he rejected?
07:41Was it because he went in with like a ventriloquist dummy thing
07:44And it was the dummy
07:45He said, oh the dummy will take the money
07:46The dummy will just go around saying, oh that's 50p please
07:49If he starts doing all that weird stuff, you know, like I was on a milk float
07:54And actually it wasn't a milk float
07:55It was a bicycle and there were three nuns on it
07:58That people only laugh at
07:59Because any idiot could do that
08:01And they said, well that's not suitable
08:03You have to do the job yourself
08:04You can't just go in with a little ventriloquist dummy doing it
08:07And anyway, it's a ventriloquy, it's not ventriloquy
08:10You're mentally ill
08:12I could do 10 minutes about this pad
08:15That's not the right name, please get out of here
08:17And in the middle of it you said it wasn't actually a pad, it was an oak tree
08:20In fact this isn't a job application for bus conductor
08:23This is a fish and ship shop, please go
08:25Was that it, was that it?
08:27Aww
08:28He's right for the demographic
08:29He's got a good following
08:31He's got a following?
08:33He does that face, doesn't he?
08:35He does that face
08:36I love that
08:37That's quite good
08:38The reason was, I don't think either of our team is going to get it
08:41He wasn't tall enough
08:43Dave, Ronnie and Boyd, here's your headline
08:45What could the missing words be?
08:46Out of vodka
08:48Oh, very good
08:49Waste of space
08:50Oh, Jane, you and your hardline tabloid attitude
08:54What is happening here, is when you think of a joke in your writers room, you give it to Jane
09:00And when you can't think of a joke, when you think of something which is elliptical and out here and a little bit intelligent and a little bit
09:07You expect me to take that and to run it
09:09Like I'm always throwing myself on the intellectual sword of this show constantly
09:14As some kind of punctuation mark between the jokes which you give to Jane and occasionally to Rob
09:18And we like for you, taste of shirt
09:22It tastes of shirt
09:24Very good
09:25Good but not right
09:26You know you are the most beautiful woman that's ever been on this show, don't you?
09:31You are?
09:32I mean you should see some of the others, it's not a great compliment
09:36So which voices are we going to be hearing tonight, Rob?
09:39No, Rob
09:40What?
09:41I'm not doing any voices
09:42You know that
09:43I'm not doing any voices
09:45You know that
09:46Don't try it on
09:47Just don't
09:48I have no idea but if that's what you want
09:50That's absolutely fine
09:53Is it possible to take the of out and just have you fat bastard?
09:58That's what people used to call him
10:00And I remember actually going to see him play
10:03And it was brilliant because everyone was going you fat bastard
10:06And I joined in and I had such a great time
10:08And then someone tapped me on the shoulder and went there they're shouting at you
10:12Actually
10:13You know I really don't want to do posh spice, you know?
10:16I don't want, I don't want to, it's just
10:19This vision on my gravestone, the girl who did posh and all the other good work I do
10:23It's hard enough because she's got thinner and you, haven't you?
10:26Well, alright
10:28I just mean the baby thing, there's a natural thing that happens when a woman of your age has a child
10:33She's waited as long as you have
10:34Then when you do, it's
10:37Look out, here we come
10:38Well then all the more reason I don't do her
10:40Why don't you have a go at dawn french?
10:43I just said that!
10:44He came in and stole it! Well done Dave Gorman
10:47I just said that!
10:48I said tears, I said tears
10:49I, I, I run a pretty tight ship here Jane
10:51You were asking me what it was from so I was telling you and then
10:54Tell it to the hand because the face ain't listening
10:57Er, Donny Vaughan
10:59Donny Vaughan
11:03We know I was good on the breakfast
11:06We know I went to the BBC gang and it all went wrong
11:10What happened to my career?
11:12We know that Sara wants to book me on Rob's show
11:16We know that Rob's gonna say no
11:19We know that Rob thinks I should be locked up again and throw away the key
11:24No, no, no, hey gang, no
11:29I don't think anyone can do a good impression of Johnny Vaughan can they?
11:32He's really, he's one of those voices
11:36So is that a yes or a no? I couldn't
11:38It's a no
11:39No, no
11:40Are you sure it's tears of defeat, not tears of defeat?
11:42Because when he was pulling out his t-shirt he tore it
11:45Because it was a very poor quality garment and it ripped
11:49You know, you can over analyse these things
11:53Alright, Jane's team
11:54Hello
11:55Hello, see you again
11:56Hello
11:57Paul, good to meet you
11:58Is everything alright? I'm just checking
12:02Yes, is it true you've not done a lot of television lately?
12:07Are you doing a bit now? Sorry
12:08No, it's just something that Jane said that you hadn't been working on it much lately
12:14I didn't say it quite like that, I was just...
12:16Oh, I see, I got the wrong impression
12:18I got the impression that, you know, you were going through a fallow period
12:21It's not a bad thing
12:22It's obviously good if you're not doing so much because it makes you hungrier for it, doesn't it?
12:27Yeah
12:28Hungrier for success
12:29Which is...
12:30He is right
12:32He is right
12:33He is right
12:34Excellent, good, thank you for that
12:35For a bonus point
12:36Does anybody know, this is excellent, what, in 2004, Gazza said he wanted to change his name to?
12:44Dave
12:45It was...
12:46G8 or G5 or something
12:48You know it
12:49It was along those lines
12:50Yeah, but why, it was, it was G8
12:51Why did he want to change his name?
12:52Because it's great in text speak
12:54No, it's because he said that in where he comes from, okay, it sounds a bit like great, he says with his Geordie accent
13:02G8
13:03Or G8
13:04Well, that's what I just said
13:05That's what Jane just said, I mean, that's ridiculous
13:06No, you said G8
13:07Get down with the kids
13:08I mean, there was no texting then, that's how the text speak came, from that
13:11Paul Gascoigne invented it
13:13He's the top inventor
13:15Yes
13:16Plus, it sounds like great in any accent
13:18I could do it in my accent
13:19G8
13:21G8
13:22Great, great, see?
13:23Oh, I've just invented some text speak
13:24What accent is that, Paul, is that Venetian?
13:26Sorry, I hope I didn't get off the wrong footing there with you
13:30No, I'm assuming it was a joke, so
13:32Just because it was just something Jane said, and I obviously got the wrong end of the stick
13:36You're still going with the joke, I admire that
13:38There's a sort of Andy Kaufman quality to it
13:40No, it's not a joke, it's just an awkward exchange between two humans
13:45One of whom doesn't work that much on television
13:47That being me, you obviously do a lot
13:51Where do you come from?
13:53Well, do you want the real answer, or some sort of jokey answer about, oh, I come from another planet, or what do you want?
13:59I come from Buckinghamshire
14:01Lovely, right
14:02That's the joke
14:03Like NASA scientists peering through the Hubble telescope
14:07We train our attention now on
14:08This new round for the show
14:10Eyewitness
14:11Did Nick mention this to you?
14:12This is going to be good
14:13This is fun
14:14New
14:15We're about to be joined, teams
14:17By two genuine time travellers
14:19A man and woman who are eyewitnesses to a landmark historical event that took place in 1990
14:25After each statement, you can try and guess the event that they're describing
14:30You have to buzz in for it
14:32So, let's welcome our witnesses to history
14:35Thank you
14:36Thank you
14:37Thank you
14:38Thank you
14:39This is Kirsten O'Brien and Dave Chapman
14:40Hello
14:41How are you?
14:46Thanks, mate
14:47Could you just go for that?
14:48It did not smell so...
14:49Where does this happen?
14:50Where are they doing it?
14:51There, where your finger is
14:52Just...
14:53Yeah, right here
14:54In the middle
14:55They're going to put it right down the front
14:56Yeah, right
14:57Right where the 1200 is
14:58Just there?
14:59Just centre stage there
15:00And the little Welsh dwarf at the back
15:01Going, hello, can you see me?
15:02Am I still here?
15:03What are you watching?
15:04Whose bloody line is it anyway?
15:06Why...
15:07What do I do while they're doing it?
15:09You do anything
15:10You just enjoy it
15:11Yeah, you just...
15:12Why don't you think to yourself
15:13We have a host here
15:15With a background in acting
15:17Why not get me involved?
15:18Yeah
15:19Right, straight off the top of my head I have an idea
15:21I put on a raincoat
15:22I'm a reporter
15:23I'm quizzing
15:24That's...
15:25That's a really bad idea
15:26That's not the worst idea
15:27That's not a good idea
15:28That's not a good idea
15:29That's a really bad idea
15:30That's not a good idea
15:31That's not a good idea
15:32It's Rob Brydon for Annually Retentive News
15:35Now, I know you're from 1990
15:38I know you've witnessed something monumental
15:40But I don't know what it is
15:41Madam, what can you tell me?
15:43I have never seen one so big
15:46People were queuing around the block
15:48Just to get a look at it
15:50So you've never seen one so big
15:52They were queuing around the block
15:54Up close
15:55It did not smell so good
15:57So it was big
15:59And it didn't smell so good
16:00Up close
16:01Yes
16:02Was it Boris Yeltsin after a night out?
16:05Was it Boris Yeltsin after a night out?
16:07No
16:08No, I'm sorry
16:09That's quite an insulting question
16:10You've got for me there
16:11Oh, yes
16:12Chernobyl
16:13Chernobyl
16:14Or Chernobyl
16:15Chernobyl
16:16I anonymised the original Russian
16:18Yes, you are an opinion for me
16:20Yes, you are probably the most influential television critic in Britain
16:25In a populist sense in terms of the effect it has on a show
16:28But that's nothing to do with why I would ask you to come on the show
16:32First is friendship
16:34Second is, and I'll be very honest, I'm thinking, you know, what's going to work on my show?
16:38For me, if I was reviewing just another comedy panel game, you know, I would maybe say, you know, it's yet another kind of derivative, obvious, run-of-the-mill, routine, substandard comedy panel game
16:50Yeah
16:51How would you feel about that?
16:52Go ahead, go ahead
16:53Not a problem
16:54Because that would be what you honestly thought
16:56How would it affect the friendship?
16:58It would make it stronger
17:00I brought my rubles and my tummy was rumbling
17:05All right, all right, you're, um, interesting
17:08So it was big, there was a queue, it didn't smell very good, his tummy was rumbling
17:12Is it the first McDonald's in Russia?
17:14The first, is it the first McDonald's in Russia?
17:16Yes
17:17It is the first McDonald's in Russia!
17:19Thank you, my eyewitnesses, thank you very much
17:21Thank you
17:22Thank you
17:23Thank you
17:24Goodbye
17:25Goodbye
17:26See you
17:27Bye
17:28They're not going to do it like that in the night, are they?
17:30Yeah
17:31Those aren't the people that are doing it
17:32Well done, Jane
17:34Oh, that was fun
17:36That was fun
17:38Like that
17:39Ross Noble?
17:41He's quite out there, isn't he?
17:43If he came on, do you think he'd do the, um
17:46Oh, look, there's a little monkey coming out of the top of your head
17:49And he's crawling out of your ear on a bit of earwax
17:51That's actually made out of honey
17:53And the honey is coming from small bees that fly out of the nose of a giant
17:57Underneath a troll's armpit
17:59And they're swinging on their hairs
18:01And they're all on roller skates
18:02And there's Andrew Lloyd Webber
18:04And they've all got spikes on their head
18:05And they're running down the hill on space hoppers
18:07Because we all remember the 70s
18:09I was young then
18:10It's all wonderful
18:11And here comes Barry White
18:13And he's throwing his records
18:14He's throwing all his records
18:15They didn't get to number one
18:16They were just number two
18:17So he's very upset
18:18He's going, oh, I'm the walrus of love
18:19And he's seal clubbing at the same time
18:21And all the monkeys are crying tears of honey
18:23And the little men underneath the little pixies are drinking the honey
18:27Oh, that's very nice, Mr Barry White
18:28Thank you very much
18:29I appeal to students
18:31Would he do that?
18:33I don't know
18:35Because he normally does
18:37Like Iraq invading Kuwait
18:40What a lovely thought
18:42We push our way into the round that we call
18:44Hatched, matched and dispatched
18:46It's a quick fire game
18:47So fingers on the buzzers, teams
18:48There's a point for every correct answer
18:52I'm quite scared
18:53I think it's worth saying at this stage
18:55That I don't have my hatched, matched or dispatched questions
18:58I'm back to round one now
19:00Surely a mistake
19:02I was kind of surprised that you asked me to go on the show
19:06Erm, you know, I'm...
19:07But you are doing more and more television, I notice
19:09You're popping up on, erm...
19:11I mean the stupid, like, talking heads
19:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that, that
19:13But you, you have a...
19:14You're becoming a very recognisable
19:16And I think quite respected
19:17Shall we give a moment?
19:18Because they'll be somewhere
19:19They won't have been stolen and taken from the building, will they?
19:22Whose life would be so empty
19:24That they would come to the BBC
19:25They would come to the BBC
19:28Steal the questions for the last round of an, as yet, unseen panel show
19:34And then make good their escape
19:36Having to now drive round the back of the building
19:38Because they're doing something at the front
19:40I mean it wouldn't be...
19:41They are on their way
19:42I can't imagine any other show stealing them
19:44I could imagine...
19:46Oh yes, I could
19:47Could you?
19:48Do I being a little bit envious of this?
19:49Yeah
19:50You have got a very vivid imagination, haven't you, Ron?
19:53Are you going to play the guy?
19:55I will make him dance
19:56I will yank his chain
19:57Don't worry, I can do that
19:59What I can't guarantee is the quality of the show
20:01That's your department
20:02Well, my department is doing very well by itself
20:05Thank you very much
20:06There's no truth in the rumour
20:08That you're yanking my chain
20:11I'm kind of somewhere in your pocket
20:13Or, you know, like
20:14That you just assume that
20:16If I'm on the show that I'm going to give it four stars
20:18What?
20:19No!
20:20Why would you think?
20:21No!
20:22Well, somebody said something?
20:23Just...
20:24Oh, I know what this is
20:26I know what this is
20:27People to...
20:28Sometimes...
20:29You know me
20:30I'm always...
20:31I'm doing the voices
20:32I'm talking like...
20:33I probably said that as Al Pacino
20:34I'm yanking his chain
20:36I'm taking a dowry's in my pocket
20:38I got the DA's office in my pocket
20:40Or I probably did it as Ronnie Corbett
20:42Don't worry about Boyd
20:43I've sorted him out
20:44I've taken him out onto the golf course
20:45It'd be something like that
20:46Of course, of course not
20:47No, no, no
20:48Come on, look at me
20:49No, okay
20:50All right
20:51Child actress, born April 15th this year in Oxford
20:54Has played the same character in five films
20:56Emily Watson
20:58Excellent, well done
20:59British actor
21:00Emma
21:02Oh, you're right actually
21:03It was Emma Watson
21:04A point each
21:05The important thing is just to relax
21:06And enjoy it
21:08I haven't really had much of a chance to see a lot of stuff
21:11Well, just do, you know, do what you're always going to just...
21:14Well, I think what I'll do is what I normally do is if all else fails just bring up Anne Widdicombe
21:19Bearded entertainer and educator who died May in New York this year
21:23Yes
21:24Anne Widdicombe
21:26If I have an Achilles heel, it's wondering whether people are being genuine with me
21:31Or they are just toadying because they want to be in the circle or whatever, you know
21:38And that's the thing that if there's anything that I'd lie awake at night about
21:42It is that thing of why do people want to be around me
21:45So if you did give it, I'm almost asking you now to give it a bad review
21:48Because if you really slagged it off, I'd say, all right, well then I believe you then when you are nice
21:55Don't slag it off
21:56Don't slag it off, obviously for the sake of proving my point
21:59US rockstar who married a model in this year, famous for his bandanas and biker shorts
22:04Bruce Springsteen
22:06Not Bruce Springsteen, his name is an anagram of oral sex
22:09Yes
22:10Axel Rose
22:11Thank you
22:12Just so I'm sure of our position on the show
22:16You're going to be funny, witty, urbane, intelligent, charming and illuminating as yourself
22:27Yes
22:28I don't think you've thought this through
22:32See if you giggle a bit more, it would be Barbara Windsor and everybody would be happy
22:38Much loved author died in November, age 73, of Norwegian descent, crashed his biplane
22:44Rolled off
22:45Is the right answer, well done
22:46The interview is not the important thing with heat, the important thing with heat is the number of stars you get
22:51I guarantee no less than four stars, I guarantee we deserve no more than two, I will get no less than four
22:58Famous acting couple got married in December of 1990 and divorced in 2001
23:02Yes
23:04Erm, Kenneth Branagh and...
23:05Wrong
23:06Four stars would be great, and at the end of the day what does it matter to you, because it's, it's, it's neither here nor there
23:12We do think about these things
23:14I know, but with all the shows you review, it could almost be a typo, couldn't it, it could almost be, oh god we put four in and it was meant to be
23:20Yeah
23:21I just think till we get established, till we stand in on our own two feet, four stars would really help
23:25Okay
23:26That, that's all
23:27Performed since the age of five, was largely self-taught, lost his eye, you know
23:31Shirley Temple
23:33Thank you, Shirley Temple, Sammy Davis
23:35If this, if this sinks, right, before it's had a chance to, to, to float, that's my fear
23:40That's really is my fear, is, is that, is that because it'll get like, bad reviews in, in something
23:45That it doesn't, it doesn't get a chance to, to shine
23:48That is it, I'm afraid, we've come to the end of the show, and adding up the scores
23:52I see that this week's, crestfallen Argentinians, are Jane, Paul and Joe, this is in reference to the World Cup final
24:00For this week's, triumphant West Germans, are Dave, Ronnie and Boyd
24:10Beautiful face
24:12Get up here
24:14Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, get up here
24:18Ugh
24:22Oh
24:23Heyy, why is
24:24Oh God
24:26There you go
24:27All over his head
24:30OH
24:34What's the deal with Ronnie?
24:36Are they getting a new host in?
24:38What's the point of having her on if she's not only doing questions?
24:40of having her on if she's not going to do any cash on this.
24:42Well, I don't know. It's like buying a dog
24:44and barking yourself and Paul Foot is
24:46a bloody... Look, he's sitting in your chair.
24:48He's sitting in your chair. Bugger that.
24:50Bugger that. What the fuck is he doing?
24:52I'd get out because he's on his way back.
25:00I'm not asking for five. I'm asking for four.
25:02Yeah, but you have to... You've given four
25:04to some real shit. Just till
25:06we get going. You can say at the end
25:08that the series is tailing off, but to start
25:10with, if we just get that four to start
25:12with... Oh, Julie and Clary already did
25:14me ten years ago. Never mind.
25:16Oh, I'm not going
25:18to go into it.
25:22Back to your place. Thank you.
25:26Damien Lewis.
25:28Oh, the actor. Yes.
25:30Now, he would be good. Yes, let's have him.
25:32Damien Lewis. The ginger one.
25:34He is ginger, yeah. Ginger but attractive.
25:36Not easy to pull off.
25:38Before we bid you farewell, we have time
25:40to hear the team's captions
25:42which we handed over at the beginning
25:44of the show. Jane, Paul and Joe, what did you
25:46come up with? Your picture of Mrs Thatcher
25:48at the Rovers. It's Bette Lynch saying
25:50I don't know what you're laughing at.
25:52I've poisoned your drink, you old cow.
25:54Is Margaret Thatcher saying, oh, my career's
25:58about to come to an end now, I'm going to
26:00be thrown out of the conservative
26:02leadership, and also then
26:04a few years later
26:06my husband will die, things are going
26:08pretty badly. How about things
26:10in your career in your show?
26:12I doubt she was saying it,
26:14but I'm pretty sure she was thinking it.
26:16What do you have for yours? Let's take a look
26:18at your picture, which is the rooftop
26:20protest at Strangeways.
26:22After several big televised stunts
26:24including making the Statue of
26:26Liberty disappear, David Copperfield
26:28surprised one Manchester man by turning
26:30his motorbike into a prison roof.
26:32I'd like to offer you some money.
26:34What?
26:36I know.
26:38I know.
26:40I can't believe I've said it.
26:42But it's out there.
26:44Are you joking?
26:46No, I'm not joking.
26:48I seriously would.
26:50If it made the difference, put it like this,
26:52come on, let's put the bullshit aside.
26:54If it made a fucking difference,
26:56then yes.
26:58What is it to me? It's one corporate.
27:00Yeah?
27:02Fifteen.
27:04Well...
27:06Thanks to you all for watching.
27:08I'm Rob Wryde and I have been admirably retentive.
27:10Goodnight.
27:12...
27:19Fifteen.
27:20I still think that I have to see you.
27:21Have a laugh about it.
27:22Fifteen.
27:23I'd have to think about it.
27:25For fuck's sake, I can't go higher than that.
27:32Fifteen. I still think I have to see...
27:34Have a laugh about it. Fifteen.
27:36I'd have to think about it. I can't...
27:38For fuck's sake, I can't go higher than that.
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