00:00My vacuum refuses to clean now. It says, that dirt is my soulmate. It started whining whenever I got
00:07near the dust bunnies. Last night I found it in the closet whispering, you complete me under the
00:13couch. It printed a love letter to a dust ball and signed it, Sir Sucksworth. Now it attacks me if I
00:20try to sweep. I caught it playing romantic jazz for the hallway. Today it built a tiny dirt
00:26wedding arch under the fridge and I'm not invited.
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