00:00Bro, my sister's doll called the cops on me. I don't even have a sister.
00:05Last night I heard a tiny voice yell,
00:07You're under arrest for stealing my cookies.
00:10I look down. The doll is holding a plastic badge and a phone.
00:14She calls 911, says,
00:17He's hiding bodies in the fridge.
00:19I laughed, until the real cops showed up ten minutes later.
00:24They opened my fridge and saw a frozen Barbie next to chicken nuggets.
00:27Now I'm banned from toy stores for life.
00:31The doll's lawyer emailed me. His name's Ken.
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