00:00This beach had five stars and zero return visitors.
00:04We thought, secret paradise?
00:06Nope, cursed buffet.
00:08We were sunbathing.
00:09Then the ocean spat out a human arm.
00:11Steve laughed.
00:12Fake!
00:13The arm grabbed him.
00:14He screamed, tell my gym I was ripped.
00:16We ran.
00:17The sand turned to teeth and our sunscreen turned into leeches.
00:21The wave hissed, I don't tan people, I drown them.
00:25As I gasped, a crab crawled onto my chest and whispered, don't worry.
00:30We'll eat around the bones.
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