00:00I rented this cheap room online. The old lady at reception whispered,
00:03don't sleep with the lights off. The room eats people. I said, what is this? A hotel or a horror
00:10movie? That night I turned off the lights and instantly my bed whispered, new snack detected.
00:17My blanket wrapped around me like a burrito. The mattress started chewing. I screamed,
00:22I'll leave a one-star review. The room chuckled, perfect. I only digest bad reviewers.
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