00:00I thought she was just a weird kid, until her mom pulled me aside and whispered,
00:04whatever you do, never let her draw. I laughed. What's she gonna do, sketch me to death?
00:10She pulls out a crayon like it's Excalibur. Ten minutes later, she hands me a drawing of me
00:15screaming, eyes melting like mozzarella. I said, wow, this could hang in the louvre of hell.
00:21She grins and whispers, you'll look like this in three, two, my eyes burn, my nose bleeds.
00:27She tears the paper in half and calmly says, oops, just deleted you from reality like my dad.
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