00:00I made one mistake. I turned off my wife's Netflix, mid-episode. Now, Alexa whispers things I can't
00:07unhear. Last night, Alexa whispered, don't scream. She likes the taste of fear. I thought it was a
00:14glitch, until I saw her adding sugar to an empty cup, then asked me, you want one spoon or a shovel?
00:21I nervously said, one. She smiled. Too bad. I've already dug the hole. If you ever touch the remote
00:27again, I'll binge you next.
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