00:00I was walking home at midnight when a clown stepped out of the dark alley with a balloon in his hand.
00:05He goes, wanna play? I said, yeah, bro, at midnight with a stranger holding a balloon
00:11sounds super safe. Then he laughed like a car that won't start and pulled out knives to juggle.
00:18I clapped slowly. Wow, America's got trauma. He even bowed, like he's auditioning for Netflix,
00:27except the audience is just me and a stray dog that already left. Then he bowed again
00:34and the dog limped back, but its legs were stitched from human arms, still twitching.
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