00:00I never downloaded it, but the app already knew my name.
00:03My phone buzzed at 3 a.m. with a notification from an app I never installed,
00:08Hide and Seek Ready?
00:09I laughed.
00:11So I hit decline, thinking it's a scam, like my gym membership.
00:15Then my phone buzzed again.
00:17One heartbeat detected.
00:19Too loud.
00:21I'm like, perfect.
00:22I can't even find my charger.
00:24How am I supposed to find demons?
00:26Bro, that's the most cardio I've done all year.
00:28I thought it was a prank, until I heard footsteps in my kitchen.
00:33My phone screen lit up on its own and typed,
00:36Round Complete, and every window in my house bricked shut.
00:42Then the screen flashed.
00:43Next round, your lungs.
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