00:00I saw this creepy guy digging a grave at the cemetery with my name on the tombstone.
00:05I yelled, hey, I'm still breathing.
00:08He smiled and said, yeah, but not for long.
00:11I like to be early.
00:12I bolted, ran all the way home, slammed the door.
00:17Then my phone buzzed.
00:18GPS tracking, grave digger 12 feet away.
00:21I turned around.
00:22Dirt started falling from the ceiling.
00:24He dropped down behind me like Batman on vacation and whispered, relax, I brought a coffin with
00:28memory foam.
00:29It remembers your screams.
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