00:00I opened my laptop and my cat was typing a lawsuit against me.
00:03It stared at me, eyes glowing red.
00:07The notebook said,
00:08Complaint, human refuses snacks.
00:12I laughed until it started typing by itself,
00:15And you will pay.
00:17Shadows twisted, whispers echoed.
00:20Every photo in the house had its face grinning.
00:22Then it batted my laptop and typed,
00:24Also, you're next.
00:26Next morning, shredded receipts everywhere.
00:29And my cat?
00:30Sitting with a tiny gavel, meowing like a judge.
00:33I blinked and it was typing one last thing.
00:37See you at midnight, defendant.
00:38Um.
00:38Time is repeating.
00:44Welcome to the place.
00:47In Argument?
00:48You make a great Emily.
00:49You make a great dog, meowing like a judge.
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