00:00Leg day was fine until the Bulgarian split squats started whispering my name.
00:05First set, my quad screamed.
00:08Second set, my hamstrings begged for mercy.
00:11By the third set, I swear, I heard, stay down forever.
00:16I looked up my reflection in the mirror.
00:19It wasn't moving.
00:20It was stuck in the bottom position, smiling.
00:23Every time I tried to push up, it mouthed, no escape.
00:27I finally stood up, shaking.
00:30But my reflection stayed crouched, then stepped out of the mirror, took my dumbbell and said,
00:35We're supersetting this with screaming calf raises in hell.
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