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01:00Hello, Gladys. Tea, no sugar. Tea, no milk.
01:06Oh, and how about you? Do you want your tea without milk or without sugar?
01:11Without tea. For me, coffee.
01:16You're in early tonight?
01:18Yeah, we come early to do the homework.
01:20Every class time we are getting it wrong, so we make a plan to meet here and do it all together.
01:25Plenty smart, eh?
01:30Here we are.
01:33I hope we are not being late.
01:35No, we've just got to hear ourselves. You want a tea?
01:37Oh, thank you very much.
01:38Not so much.
01:40A thousand apologies.
01:42Much better do the homework first, before Mr. Brogno arrives.
01:45That's a good idea.
01:47Okay, first question.
01:49Give a single noun to replace the following phrase.
01:53A person who has reached the age of one hundred.
01:58Anybody have any ideas?
01:59Sure.
02:00Very old man.
02:03That's not right.
02:04See, hombre.
02:05One hundred year old.
02:07Very old man.
02:08Now, we want one word for someone who's at a hundred.
02:11Ah.
02:12Oh, blimey.
02:13I'm knowing that.
02:14Farook.
02:15What is Farook?
02:16What is Farook?
02:17My uncle.
02:18He's being a hundred years old.
02:21That is not being the answer, you Tandoori tweet.
02:25You tell us the answer.
02:28Centurion.
02:29Well, that sounds okay to me.
02:32Okay, okay.
02:33Everybody put down Centurion.
02:35There.
02:36Ooh.
02:37Next question.
02:38Right.
02:39Give the past tense and the past participle of the following verbs.
02:45Cling.
02:46Clung.
02:47That's right.
02:48Clung.
02:49But that's the past tense.
02:50Now we want the past possible.
02:51Cling.
02:52Clung.
02:53Clang.
02:54Clang.
02:55That's right.
02:56Oh, blimey.
02:57Mr. Brown will be surprised when he find out how clever we are.
03:06Next question.
03:07Past tense and past participle of the word fly.
03:11Flood.
03:12No, no.
03:13Not a flood.
03:14Flood.
03:15Flood.
03:16That's better.
03:17Flood.
03:18We want one more.
03:19We get fly.
03:20Flood.
03:21Flood.
03:22Flood.
03:23Flood.
03:24Okay.
03:25Hey, we must do the homework like this every time, huh?
03:29And the next question.
03:30Give opposite in meaning to following nouns.
03:33Disappointment.
03:34That appointment.
03:36With due respect.
03:40Opposite of disappointment is joy.
03:45Okey-dokey.
03:46Can I have some milk, please, Gladys?
03:49Yeah.
03:50Hey, Daniel.
03:51What you got in the pram?
03:52A bag of the potatoes.
03:53Not potatoes.
03:54Bambino.
03:55Hello, Bambino.
03:56Hey, speak to me.
03:57Nice little boy.
03:58How are you knowing he's a little boy?
03:59Easy.
04:00He's got what every little boy has.
04:15Blue clothes.
04:16Here.
04:17Is it yours?
04:18No, it belongs to the family I work as au pair.
04:19Oh.
04:20They had to go out tonight, so I thought I'd bring him here to the lessons.
04:21Oh, you can't do that.
04:22Why not?
04:23Well, it's against regulations.
04:24Oh, Miss Courtney would never allow it.
04:25Are you sure?
04:26I'm positive.
04:27But what am I going to do?
04:28I don't want to miss my classes.
04:29Well, I'll tell you what I'll do.
04:30You can leave him here behind my counter and collect him when you go home.
04:35Thank you, Gladys.
04:36Thank you, Gladys.
04:37Oh, don't mention it.
04:38See you later, boys.
04:40Holy ravioli.
04:41To what I'm thinking now, I could be excommunicated.
04:43I was excommunicated five minutes ago.
04:45Give her collective noun to describe her group of footballers.
04:46Eh, Real Madrid.
04:47Oh, my.
04:48That is nice.
04:49That is nice.
04:50That is nice.
04:51That is nice.
04:52I'm sorry.
04:53I'd be happy that you want to mention it.
04:54See you later, boys.
04:55That is nice.
04:58Holy ravioli.
04:59To what I'm thinking now, I could be excommunicated.
05:04I was excommunicated five minutes ago.
05:09Give her collective noun to describe her group of footballers.
05:14Uh, Real Madrid.
05:15Oh, great.
05:16that is no good answer correct answer is a team hey that's right team who said
05:24that I did whoops a da daisy how long have you been here long enough look
05:31homework means work you do at home individually not here collectively as
05:36you obviously cannot be trusted you'll all stay behind after class and do your
05:39homework then now then what about a nice smile for your auntie glad oh you know
05:50you're a lovely fella
05:54ladies is going to tickle your tummy here give us a nice kiss
06:03oh hello Sid Gladys look what you do is your own affair but I shouldn't let Miss
06:11Courtney catch you at it no what do you mean I heard you oh I'm doing it as a
06:17favor here want to tickle his tummy
06:24to please tell me he likes it look it's a saucepan lid it's Danielle's I'm
06:34looking after it for us yeah it's a lovely little fella how are you then good to
06:42good you good you good you good you good you good you good you good you good me
06:46all along everybody places please click as possible thank you one right now that
06:53we've lost Zoltan in England I suggest we fill up these empty places Jamila would
06:58you like to come back to the front no master G I am very happy to be seated
07:03backside taro Japanese philosophers say a personal host in front
07:11Lionel more likely to get home shot at our soul
07:20Ali and Sully why don't you come out here then all right jelly good right now
07:25tonight by way of a change we are going to do a crossword and you all know what a
07:29crossword is ask you each a clue and hope that I get some correct answers we'll start
07:35with you one visiting you one across the feminine of horse a purple feminine of
07:42horse you've heard of the word horse ah she she saw a throat oh that's horse come
07:52along the feminine of horse lady horse
07:57no anybody know yeah feminine of horse man well done squeeze me please yes Ali I am
08:05thinking Mary's not feminine missities oh no mayor of London is most definitely
08:11masculine that is a different sort of mayor that's m a y o ah jelly good
08:20manjeet three across not down I am knowing it is not down because you are saying it's across
08:28not down is the clue thousand apologies well what is the answer no what is not the answer
08:38your answers up thank you right Giovanni six across a punctuation mark used to indicate
08:49antithesis or quotation ask me another come along think I'll give you another clue it's not a comma
09:00but it begins with a C question mark be ridiculous anybody know Colin good hold on oh and right
09:18I'm seven across a word used to describe a set of four musicians Beatles
09:26no not a group although the Beatles were one of these oh blimey if you have a cake and you cut
09:37it into four you then have four pieces yeah but what is each piece called a slice
09:45a slice water jelly good what do we call four musicians anybody cool cool cooltex goodvex quartet well done
10:01Oh he he right uh Sully eight across to tell an untruth to splenic and western propaganda above
10:13Well, the correct answer is lie.
10:20Same thing.
10:21So that's a matter of opinion.
10:23L-I-E.
10:26Right.
10:28Um, Jamila, one down, the plural of mouse.
10:34Um, mouses.
10:37Oh, no, Jamila, think.
10:39Look, look at the board.
10:40It's M blank, C blank.
10:42Any idea?
10:44No, Master G, I am also be blank.
10:48Mice.
10:49Ah, Mickey.
10:54Mickey?
10:55Ah, Mickey mouses.
10:58Mice.
11:00Sorry, Master G.
11:02Right, uh, tarot.
11:04Ah, so.
11:06Toe down to consign or dismiss to an inferior position.
11:13Do you know the answer?
11:14Not knowing.
11:15Question.
11:17Well, no, if a football team finish at the bottom of the league, then it means that they are...
11:22very bad old team.
11:25They get relegated.
11:28So, the answer to two down is rele-gate.
11:31Right.
11:32Right.
11:33Um, Max.
11:35Yes, posh?
11:36Poor down, the opposite of wealth.
11:41Schkint.
11:43No.
11:45Brock?
11:46No.
11:47If you are very poor, what state are you in?
11:51Desperate.
11:52Mr. Brown, can I speak to Danielle outside?
11:59Yes, if you must.
12:00It's very personal.
12:01Oh.
12:02Quiet.
12:04Well, hurry.
12:04What's the matter?
12:07The baby's done a bunk.
12:10Is that the same as doing a pooey?
12:15No, he's gone.
12:17Gone?
12:17Yes.
12:19Gladys went into the ladies.
12:20Once you come out, there he was.
12:22Gone.
12:22That is impossible.
12:23Well, if you don't believe it, come and have a look for yourself.
12:26But if he's not there, where can he be?
12:27I haven't got the faintest idea.
12:34I've got it.
12:35I've got it.
12:35Right, Snow, can anybody tell me the rule about I and E?
13:06Jamila?
13:08I before E, excepting after C.
13:11Very good.
13:12Juan.
13:13Juan!
13:14Si, senor.
13:15You are not paying attention.
13:17Si, plenty attention.
13:19All right, what did I just say?
13:21You say, Juan, you're not paying attention.
13:25I, uh...
13:26Yes, before that, Juan.
13:28Eh, before that, uh...
13:31You're right.
13:31I don't pay attention.
13:32We were discussing I before E, except after C.
13:37Ah, sorry.
13:41Spell receipt.
13:43Por favor.
13:43You heard spell receipt.
13:45Eh, R, E, C, I before E, except C.
13:56E!
13:57Good.
13:58I, T.
14:03Uh, come on, think.
14:04You've missed something out.
14:05What comes before T?
14:07Eh, breakfast.
14:08Eh, breakfast.
14:13I am not amused.
14:14Well, you're not here to make jokes, Juan.
14:16Ah, sorry, amigo.
14:18P, T.
14:19Sorry.
14:19Max, what always follows a Q?
14:25People who are Q-ing.
14:29The letter Q.
14:31R.
14:33R?
14:34Sure.
14:35L, M, N, O, P, Q, R.
14:38We're discussing spelling, not the alphabet.
14:41If a word begins with Q, what is the next letter?
14:45I don't know, Bosch.
14:46You!
14:48Me what?
14:48Q-U.
14:52Only you can follow a Q.
14:55Okay.
15:00Miss Brown, would you come to my office for a moment?
15:02What, now?
15:03Yes, it is most important.
15:04Ah, well, carry on studying chapter 10 on spelling.
15:07I shan't be long.
15:10Is it, um, is it something I've done?
15:13I sincerely hope not.
15:15LAUGHTER
15:16Take a look at that.
15:20It's a pram.
15:21Oh, well done, Mr Brown.
15:23And what do you normally associate with prams?
15:27Babies?
15:28Exactly.
15:29Good Lord, you're not, are you?
15:31LAUGHTER
15:32Not what?
15:34Expecting.
15:35Oh, don't be ridiculous.
15:37What was that?
15:38A look in the pram.
15:39It's a baby.
15:48Well, it's certainly not a cocker spaniel.
15:52Now, you mustn't worry, Miss Courtney.
15:53I beg your pardon?
15:54These things happen even in the best families.
15:55There is no shame these days in being an unmarried mom.
15:59Oh, you silly little man.
16:00It's not mine.
16:02I found it in the canteen.
16:05I have spoken to Gladys, but she denies all knowledge of it.
16:08The poor little mite has obviously been abandoned.
16:12Oh, how Dickensian.
16:14I can only assume that one of the students from this school
16:17has deliberately abandoned that baby on our doorstep.
16:20I thought you said it was in the canteen.
16:21Oh, that's just a figure of speech, Mr Brown.
16:24Now, I shall ask all the teachers to question their respective classes
16:27in an effort to discover the guilty party.
16:30OK, I'll go and question my mat.
16:31Oh, no, you won't.
16:33You will stay here and look after the baby
16:35while I inform the rest of the staff.
16:37What?
16:44Hello.
16:47Don't cry, don't cry.
16:53Come on, Nick.
16:55Come over here.
16:57And look at all the trees.
16:59See? See all the birdies chirping?
17:02There, isn't that nice?
17:05There we are.
17:07Rock-a-bye, baby, on the treetop
17:11When the wind blows, the cradle will rot
17:15When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
17:19And down will come baby cradle down
17:25There. What did you think of that, then?
17:28Stay there and I'll go and get you a choppy bit
17:38What am I going to do?
17:40Not to worry, we find him for you
17:42We search at the school
17:44Sid and Gladys, they have looked everywhere
17:47Maybe he's being baby-napped
17:51You have been being kidnapped?
17:53Yes, please
17:54Mr and Mrs Barclay, they are going to kill me
17:56How am I going to tell them I've lost their baby?
17:58Why not write them a letter?
18:02I've got an idea
18:04If somebody stole Danielle's baby
18:06Why not we go outside and steal someone else's baby?
18:10Don't be so stupid, Max
18:16Settle down and study your books
18:18And why are you crying?
18:19Miss Courtney, I've done something very bad
18:21What you do outside is no concern of mine
18:24There's something in the school
18:26Where's my baby?
18:28Baby?
18:30Oh, so it's yours, is it?
18:32You know about it?
18:33I found it
18:34St Kevin's, I must go to him
18:36Now just a moment
18:37Come here, I want a word with you
18:39Now I know that we live in a permissive society
18:43And these things are not uncommon
18:45But you must think of the baby
18:48Or don't you love him a little?
18:50I love him very much
18:52Good
18:53Do you know who the father is?
18:55Yes
18:56Well then, have you never considered marrying him?
18:58How can I? He's only nine months old
19:00Not the baby, the father
19:04I don't think his wife will be very happy
19:07He's a married man?
19:09Yes
19:10Well that's typical
19:11They don't care who they get into trouble
19:13It wasn't his fault, it was his wife's idea
19:20Heavens, how awful
19:22Do your parents know the situation you're in?
19:25Yes
19:26Well surely they don't approve
19:28Certainly
19:29Next year my sister is coming to England to do the same
19:35Extraordinary
19:37Oh no
19:38Many French girls want to be au pairs
19:41Au pair?
19:42Yes
19:43This baby
19:44It belongs to the family you work for
19:46That's right
19:47Thank heaven for that
19:49Pardon?
19:50It doesn't matter
19:51I promise I won't bring him in the school again
19:53Well see that you don't
19:54Can I bring him in this class?
19:56No, he can stay where he is
19:58He's in very good hands
20:04Oh there you are
20:06Oh
20:07Oh thank goodness
20:09Yes
20:10Well what a shame
20:11Come on dear Aunty Glad
20:13Yes
20:14Come on then
20:15Oh we're going to Aunty Glad
20:17Yes my darling
20:18We'll go and get a little drink of Milkies
20:20Come on then
20:22There
20:23There
20:24There
20:25We can't let our drink
20:26Yes
20:27Don't we
20:28Eh
20:29You'll feel better
20:31There we are
20:32There we are
20:33at least to stop crying perhaps he's dozed off yeah there's a choccy bickie for you he's gone
20:44perhaps he's nipped out for a walk it's too young to walk he can just about crawl but he's
20:51gonna be here somewhere oh my god the window is open what about it he could have crawled up of course
21:09it couldn't I called anywhere I was the biggest crawler now street I can believe that I'm too
21:20frightened to look it's not perhaps it's cool down on the edge and gone right the way round oh you
21:32better pull out and have a look oh not me I can't stand heights I've got costly phobia vertigo yeah
21:37I've got that in my shoulder as well I'll give you a bunker I'm going to see to me boiler aren't you
21:47staying here no no I can't stand the sight of blood
21:50you're going to see to me
21:54which is cool
21:54so I can't stand the understand that here's a brush
21:58India has a brush
21:59and have a look at me
22:01and have a look
22:02and have a hand into your mind
22:03thanks for the amount of doubt
22:05and have a look at me
22:06I can't stand the way
22:07but you stay engaged
22:07and have a look at me
22:08some people don't have a look at me
22:08but I'm sorry
22:09I've got the look at me
22:11of a proper man
22:12and have a look at me
22:12and have a look at me
22:14after the world
22:15but I'm so sorry
22:15so the last题
22:16But I'm so sorry
22:17because I'm so sorry
22:18but I will listen to you
22:19what are you doing with that baby well I took it for a drink of milkies well
22:44wait here a minute oh very well
23:06now take this baby back to the canteen and keep it there I never want to see it
23:13again oh very well
23:17is he all right yes I take him to the classroom oh no miss Courtney said I have
23:23to keep him in the canteen oh no I not take the chance of losing him again yeah
23:28well please yourself
23:34he did it then yeah who did what mr. Brown he saved the baby off the
23:40window ledge what are you talking about the baby's never been on the window ledge
23:44no no mr. brownies
23:48very pretty baby yeah I would love to have a baby like that come out with me tonight
24:06now hey this profit sorry for blammy's out of his mind just about how's the baby oh he's
24:21okay oh thank goodness for that would you hold him for me for me well I don't think
24:25I can't really know do I fix his blanket oh well hurry up mr. Brown what is that baby doing in the classroom wait
24:32I'll give her the three guesses
24:46i'll give her three guesses
24:48are you