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Beasley Digital
  • 4 months ago
The name says it all. He broke in to tickle your butthole.

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00:01With a name like the Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit, it doesn't take any imagination to
00:09know what he does after breaking in.
00:11Fortunately, he has been apprehended by police.
00:14Identified and caught by police in the early hours of January 5th, he managed to elude
00:20capture for three weeks and has given male residents in the area a real tough time with
00:25this spate of assault, which totaled a dozen homes by the time he was stopped.
00:30Wait a second, what are you doing?
00:32Police originally...
00:33Tickling your butthole.
00:34I'm sorry, what was that?
00:36I'm tickling your butthole.
00:38Why are you doing that?
00:39Who are you?
00:41I broke into tickling your butthole.
00:46Could you leave me alone?
00:48All right.
00:51He's the Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit, by the way.
00:53Police originally thought...
00:57What are you doing?
00:58Tickling your butthole.
01:03Why are you doing that?
01:05I like it.
01:07Go away.
01:10All right.
01:14You seem such a benign crime.
01:17You know, yeah.
01:18Yeah.
01:19What are you doing?
01:20Just go away.
01:21I just didn't want to tickle your butthole.
01:23I didn't ask.
01:27Get out of here.
01:29Would you just go, please?
01:32All right.
01:35I know.
01:36I could have had something here.
01:38All right.
01:41Police originally thought they're such...
01:43It's just the most...
01:44All right.
01:47I'm really going to go.
01:49I want you to go.
01:50I'm going.
01:52I want you to go.
01:54Police originally thought their suspect was homeless.
01:58However, when they picked the man up, he was actually wearing $4,500 worth of Yeezus clothing.
02:03Wait a second.
02:03Don't go.
02:04I knew it!
02:05You liked it!
02:07So he's stealing clothing.
02:10That is inactionable.
02:11Well, actually, both are crimes.
02:12I don't know if he stole it or not, but...
02:14Or maybe he's just dapper.
02:15Maybe he got paid for tickling buttholes.
02:17Maybe Kanye's paying him directly.
02:19Here's my marketing plan.
02:21You go out, you tickle buttholes, and we get some press.
02:25Genius.
02:26You are a genius, Kanye.
02:27Yeah, poopity scoop, man.
02:29Yeah, poopity scoop.
02:30Yeah, poopity scoop.

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