- 1 year ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was arrested after he attempted to receive "extra services" at a massage parlor. Then, Dave calls the place while we try to figure out if it's a rub and tug or not.
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00:00all right uh this guy also a pervert he assumed that every massage parlor is a rub and tug these
00:14days i know it seems that way yep but it's not the case so they've arrested this 24 year old
00:20pennsylvania man following an incident at elite massage in wilkes-barre pennsylvania i'd love to
00:27see why he thought it was yeah you know where was the location kobe quenelle thomas was inside the
00:38massage parlor and he was then performing a lewd sex act on himself oh no he was not offered one
00:47the owner confronted him he said it should have been a part of the massage took her cell phone and
00:54fled his vehicle was located he was taken into custody he faces robbery charges indecent exposure
01:02harassment open lewdness and more um elite massage let's look it up here and see if you think
01:08if you saw this place would you think oriental elite massage yes a million percent i think they just
01:17didn't want to oh a hundred percent i can't they just didn't want to touch him there's tractor trailer
01:22parking dude what happened here they didn't want to touch him what happened here i don't know something
01:30or they got a weird vibe from him they were like this is a cop that guy i don't understand what happened i
01:38don't understand there is no way they why did they not do it men dude there's a well look up is there
01:48any reviews like like what are the reviews say on this place because maybe it's legitimate how is it
01:57possible okay i think they're just the grumpiest rub and tuggers i paid for an hour which was 70 bucks i
02:02only got a massage for 38 minutes plus i gave her a 20 tip they kicked me out after 38 minutes said
02:08this is not a hospital not a hospital what what oh look john says amazing experience cleaned me up good
02:19oh yeah massage felt nice and touched in all the right places the handsome man tipped 80 dollars and
02:27was taken care of very well the what so i guess they called him the handsome man let's see how much
02:33he tipped he tipped 80 that other person only tipped 20 so they get pissed if you tip low exactly and then
02:40once they see that your tip's only going to be 20 they're like get out it's on the
02:45website it's on the site oh yeah it's on the site picture of the building okay so i feel so bad
02:52for this guy get him out of here i mean you're just gonna draw attention it'd be crazy to think
03:01like a rub and tug every once in a while they sacrifice one of their johns so that the cops
03:07think that you're up you're on right up he wants to rub him oh my god get him out of arrest him
03:13uh was met by mama son yeah who was very pleasant this was my second time visiting this facility this
03:20time i asked for a two girl session while waiting i was led to a comfortable waiting room and assisted
03:26mama son with some cell phone issues shortly i was led to a room with lisa and aya all i can say is
03:33wow both beautiful girls i had an amazing experience with two girls everything is double but it was worth
03:40every penny i was also introduced to cc before i left she was just as beautiful so they he paid a lot
03:46he did probably double two girls and tipped really well one of my personal favorites is the
03:53tractor trailer parking i'm driving all over the states very few places i'm parking from my truck
03:58listen with that being said i've been to many states and got massages but this one hands down
04:02my favorite the most stunning workers the best techniques and great rates okay i feel terrible
04:09for this guy you feel sympathy for the jerk i do you have to when you don't get jerked off at a
04:17rub and tug and you're arrested guys i've never thought of this being my fate oh my god chuck you
04:24actually go get one and they won't touch it i've always said no put it away the worst thing that can
04:29happen to you is that you go and it's raided that's the worst no no no no that's now the second
04:36worst the worst is i go in i'm like please finish me and they're like oh my god call the cops
04:46like they instantly called the cops they call the cops on me you're arrested and you're mugshots all
04:55over the news i show the cops the reviews on rub maps man it's on rub maps like what are you what's
05:02wrong with me it's pretty bad oh that's awful like everyone raves about this place this place
05:10is amazing unbelievable experience with the cold made me feel like i was her boyfriend very pretty
05:14soft and affectionate and tenders listen they've all you need i don't know if they change names all
05:20the time and it's all just the same people but it seems like they got a lot of people jerking
05:25do you think he was an a-hole and he didn't know he just said something and he didn't offer to pay
05:30i don't know wasn't enough yeah i don't know something happened only he knows maybe like five
05:38bucks or something only he knows i think that no legitimate massage place rates the people as
05:47gorgeous can i say that no like never ever you're oh my god you're so right like if i was getting a
05:54normal massage somewhere like some physical therapy done i would never be like rick was
06:01gorgeous i love gorgeous rick really bent me in all the ways i needed and are any of them open from
06:075 a.m to 1 a.m they're open right now yeah their hours are like five to one or six to midnight if
06:14you're going in for a 1 a.m massage um there's no reputable places like have attitude or maybe if
06:21you're ugly or something i don't know this guy doesn't like they're all five star reviews except
06:26for a couple this guy said it's one thing to explain to a customer that something bothers them
06:30but don't make them feel disrespectful i'll never go back after the disrespect i had received
06:35i mean i made fun of him or something i guess if maybe if i went in and i my pubes were a maximum and
06:44you have to understand that there are some probably some truckers that go here that are in a bad state
06:50but they're just jerking them yeah after hours driving i just stop decided to stop i'm glad i did
06:57i met a very skinny pretty cute woman named maya that's another one an amazing table shower and a
07:05really great massage see they're doing the showers they're like cleaning people off and maybe what it
07:10is is this guy went in and wouldn't spend okay but then here's another one don't go here don't waste
07:17your money this place has a few old asian women in their 50s and 60s zero english they charge way
07:23too much for a bad massage i was actually in pain the next day they want 70 bucks up front they keep
07:28asking for a tip every five minutes the hour massage was only 25 minutes so thank god because
07:33it was painful so if you don't keep tipping they don't jerk yeah and that guy was probably i got mad
07:39he got mad and was like no every time they use it must use a different name i saw sophia and yo-yo
07:44on my way out they just changed the names up too probably that's what i'm wondering i've never once
07:50in my life thought you go to one of these places and you can be arrested and they call the cops you'd
07:58think they'd want the cops nowhere near their place they don't care how if they don't speak english
08:05how could they talk to you i think that there's a universal language
08:09is maya there
08:24they answer they're gonna hand their ass your ass to you they're gonna be so pissed they're not
08:35there they're open they're supposed to open hello hi there hello hi how are you hi good i just
08:42wondering if i can book a massage okay what time uh let's say 10 o'clock okay around 10 o'clock
08:52have you been here before yes okay uh two girls can i do two girls yes okay good okay yeah how much
09:03okay double price right so i should i'm just double house double house double tip
09:11yes so that's what about uh a hundred one one one one forty house
09:19one forty so i need the seventy seven dollar two times you know so one forty house right double tip
09:28and then double tip you still want it to go yeah yeah i think i feel like that today i could really
09:34use it um and then the tip uh how much just so i'm gonna go to a bank machine get some money
09:42you say you say you've been here before yeah i can't remember the tip though
09:45tipping is up to you okay okay okay this is your second time coming yes okay i'd like to come
09:57yeah first time with two girls though okay yeah thank you see you bye-bye okay do you need my name
10:05name no okay all right thank you bye see you soon bye now okay yep bye you don't know what else to say
10:17what am i gonna say what can you say
10:20dave's got somewhere to go at 10 o'clock i'll tell you what get to pennsylvania some guy who listen to this
10:27some guy who has no idea what's about to happen at 10 o'clock is gonna walk in there at 10 o'clock
10:34and then he walks in at 10. they never took a person's name
10:39they didn't take a name they have no idea come on you know he's gonna have the time of his life
10:47oh my god i have to wait because i have to go home oh yeah there's a man flying out of the
10:53parking lot right now he's on his way to pennsylvania it's that easy court it's that easy to make
10:58a dream come true decent english that must be mama son yeah she nailed it she takes all the calls yeah
11:04oh she couldn't wait to stop talking to you though i know oh yeah she's like i will not
11:08incriminate myself bye-bye no i was gonna ask her if she jerked me but then i'm like she's like oh
11:13you've been here before i was trying to get you to say uh full service so oh all right no you know
11:19it is oh my god i feel terrible for this man terrible it is a shocker one of the biggest shockers of all
11:30time that this man was arrested there i know because everyone else gets jerked right off it's
11:36like they sacrificed him he just didn't tip enough he did yeah he did it seems like something every
11:42five minutes they ask for a tip and if you don't tip but to be around usually people just get thrown
11:46out what did he do to have them call the cops well apparently he took one of their cell phones
11:52because she probably taped him or something well yeah like it was i it was probably an argument
11:56ensued and she started taping him and then so there you go as long as you don't do that talk
12:01you'll be okay they 100 think dave is a cop they are on high alert right now oh my god yeah they're
12:05like don't jerk anyone out today yeah as soon as you said book an appointment
12:10he's like what have you been here yeah he's like yeah of course i have yeah someone said have you been
12:18here before his code for just so you know we jerk you off oh yeah that's nice very nice we're learning
12:27oh man that is too much hi hi how are you hey it's me top of the morning to you
12:34would you like my name i'm telling you someone's going in there at 10 o'clock and there's gonna be
12:42two girls ready he is not ready for it dave was ready to give all of his information his phone
12:49number social security info what are you a bank card court was writing it down
12:56need a deposit court scrounging up 140 bucks well so gross you're arrested at the rub and tug is a
13:05nightmare that is let's that's a hit to the ego oh man the rub and tuggers won't tug you it just
13:11i i would have thought looking at him you would have seen like a reason why he would not be
13:17touched and to me he's got it sort of together who knows he could be real funky down there i know i
13:23mean it's possible carpets match the drapes i mean he's in a collared shirt you're in a collared
13:28you're right but it doesn't mean you don't have dick cheese yeah it does i think it does unless you
13:34got that shirt for free somewhere maybe not a lot of free collared shirts going around probably didn't
13:40follow protocol i don't think you can just like get in there and then whip it out and start jerking
13:45no there's like uh right yeah that's what they said that he yeah they were like i already had it in
13:52his hand well what's weird too it'd be wild to like decide all you really wanted was an audience
14:00and you're not going to pay any extra money but you get two women in there and then you take care
14:05of it yourself someone said the fact that they called it a house fee that is brothel language
14:09for sure really the house fee 70. so like mama-san takes the 70 almost started talking like that back
14:17to them what is this i don't know i have a talk word help i will repeat your accent right back to you
14:22that's what he does i speak southern when i go down south there was a moment where you were like
14:27ah i had to go to a bank machine get the money i swear to god and you said this is my first time
14:33with two girls this is my first time with two girls oh no that's too bad he can't help it i gotta stop
14:41that he can't help it it's just a it's a subconscious thing apologies to mama-san a house fee
14:47to the bank machine i must start going to a bank machine i don't know what to say in those
14:53situations oh no thank god i wanted to let her know why i needed to know the fees right oh i gotta
14:59get cash yes yeah like a cop called yeah they're shutting that place down today no one's getting
15:08anything it's closed today the guy's gonna be so disappointed that walk up oh that's the other
15:13thing that's gonna happen a guy could come in there at 10 o'clock and he's like all right do the
15:17thing and they're like we don't do that yeah like what do you mean oh yeah i yeah i got blocks
15:28you've ruined everybody's day there sorry i apologize you are now owed the profits from one
15:34day yeah exactly oh my god i feel bad for the dude but obviously he's still a pervert
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