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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Cardi B testifying in a civil trial over assault allegations. Then, we talk about how Jason thinks it would be fun to spend a day with Cardi B.
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00:00all right cardi b is in court she is uh testifying as part of an assault trial i guess a security
00:14guard is suing her but in court yesterday she pointed to the fact that that chick is fat she
00:21could take me pretty much that's what she said with her eyes and fingers oh okay as you can see
00:28for yourself here in a little recap of yesterday's testimony cardi are you happy to finally be
00:33telling your side of the story cardi b returns to los angeles court to face this former security guard
00:40who's suing claiming the singer cut her left cheek with a three inch fingernail and violently struck
00:46her in the head face and body cardi b claims that you were following her and you recorded her and
00:51she didn't touch you what do you have to say the singer who's known for her elaborate long nails
00:57is accused of clawing at the security guard imani ellis's face when cardi was pregnant with her
01:03first child in 2018. but cardi testified today she didn't harm the security guard i was pregnant i
01:10couldn't protect myself even if i wanted to she's like twice my size you said she's bigger than you
01:16is that correct absolutely how do you know that i mean look eyeballs today cardi b also testified that
01:26the security guard started the trouble by following her recording her and screaming obscenities
01:31to get out of the building while cardi b was pregnant visiting a doctor in beverly hills why were you
01:37concerned because i'm pregnant and this girl's about to beat my hello but the former security guard
01:46testified it was cardi b who assaulted her the whole incident was super traumatizing for me she did a
01:52lot of the singer who's worn a different wig each day in court this week was asked about her fingernails
01:58and jurors were shown this photo from around the time of the incident how long were your nails when
02:03you were speaking or arguing or whatever you were doing with imani ellis they were one inch who knew
02:10cardi b's trademark nails would be exhibit a in court i'm an expert they should have called me in
02:16nail expert what length are those nails nail expert charles i would say those are one inch
02:22correct they do look razor sharp though those other ones looked way worse the ones they showed
02:27all the ones with the points they were damn claws look at that yep that's fine it's like
02:33find the right woman with those on um i would hate to be in any kind of fight with cardi b because
02:40if i want to feel bad about myself cardi b could unleash just a string of insults against my god
02:48like that i would never recover just rip you to shreds i'd never recover from it i know it
02:53like i would always want to be on her good side can we do a week on the show where you also wear
02:58a different wig every day yes that would be amazing you just got to get me the best wigs chuck
03:04the freaks wig week i mean i are you kidding supply the wigs wig people help to have a couple wigs in
03:10here i don't know where they went i like this uh short one over here yeah it's almost if i put that
03:16on i would look like spock yeah you would like a fat like a fat spot yeah i love it
03:25she don't care right no obviously you swear on the stand no you do not care i'd like to spend one
03:32day with cardi b you want to hang out with her she seems like a wild time yeah she's actually or just
03:37as a friend i don't think i can handle her sexually there's no chance i mean did you see
03:42that what she was wearing i'd erupt in a second god it's kind of his thing you know what i ever
03:50want to hear again i don't know her body is kind of his thing again it seems like a like a party man
03:56a lot of fun well she was a stripper right yeah she was a hundred percent was i believe so yeah so
04:03like she's on the stand she's still that stripper to me i mean i know she's massively famous and
04:10whatnot but she's still right you can't take you can't take that out of someone no like
04:16that's her personality right that's who she is you know she's not gonna change she just
04:22has tons of money now that's the difference and fame she would be fun to hang out with though she
04:28can insult everyone for you i would die laughing i know i would die laughing as long as you're not
04:35the target and you're her friend i'm not the one because i'd be like look at that and then she would
04:39just say stuff that would be like he'd be over in the corner erupting and you'd be laughing oh my god
04:45there's no celebrity i think i'd want to spend a day with but after right now i think that's like
04:51that's my choice i don't know why that'd be great something about this has made me really like it
04:56what a weird combo i'd love to see it i'd love to see it i think it was a couple of the outfits
05:01that oh yeah that's what's in the red the one of her on the court the one of her where oh there
05:15when it zooms in and something about her
05:20you got some troubles man oh when she was showing the nails or whatever yeah it was like a close-up of
05:25her face yeah no there was even close oh like does it get closer i don't want to provide you
05:31just seems fun she seems a lot of fun you go to a basketball game there yeah see oh yeah that's
05:36troubling she's a lot of fun until she's not sure yeah that's why it's one day the fun one ends
05:42really fast i don't need much longer than one day i think one day is a long time give me like a two
05:46hour window the day off the next day then you're not invited you weren't invited to begin with i don't
05:52think we'd get along what are you doing bringing yourself there yeah that's a good point why was
05:56i invited to this there is no way cardi b's like i'm hanging out with court with his pants there's
06:04no way he can't like you know no like i mean listen she i'm just saying she wouldn't hang out with me
06:11either but i'm just saying but you think jason has a chance of courts in his sweatshirt and his sweat
06:16pants oh yeah i think i can see jason hanging out with her and not me it's not i'm not offended
06:20i know i don't think she would i just want like there was a contest spend a day with cardi b i would
06:26try to spend a day yeah yeah i'd just be like what's up what are we doing would you rap for her
06:34i might try yeah i'd like to go see a movie with her i feel like i'd like to go bowling with her
06:39bowling with those nails she wants to go on a real date with her it's like a lot of fun
06:45b would not bowl no no i don't think no i don't think i don't think she can with half of the nails
06:52looking up cardi b nudes make sure we're not on oh no yeah this is the first time i've ever seen it
06:56she has pancake areolas is that real holy areola
07:11wow damn they take up all of her titty focus on the lip gloss yeah jason knew i make the same face
07:21after one night so what is real and what is not then is my question because you think with some
07:28of the outfits she's had on unless they're putting makeup look how much they gotta cover i know but
07:34that would mean that makeup is all around that because that thing they were bigger than that little
07:41pasty that she has on and i feel like she is in pasties all the time if you could do one sexual
07:46act with cardi b what would it be i mean it's not what do you want me to say the sexual act you'd
07:56want to do the main the main event i don't you know the main just intercourse just regular intercourse
08:00but it would i'm telling you dude i'd lay on my back and she was like want to see that one at the
08:07bottom of that picture this yes as soon as she got on done one bounce goodbye cardi b oh yeah one
08:19one bounce dude he's not ready for it nope not ready for it but i just wanted to hang out with
08:24her but now i'm having sex with her yeah we should see if we could get cardi b on the show oh my god
08:30oh one bounce watson try and make it happen accuse her of something and take her to court yes
08:35she cut it with a nail that would be a great interview oh my god i mean she is
08:43she's hilarious you'd love to see it i would hate it i just would be so i don't even want to be
08:48anywhere near her universe just in case she was like who tried to get me on that show and then
08:54she looked at us and then yeah like stephen colbert could make fun of me and i'm like okay yeah yeah
09:01yeah yeah we're ugly or whatever she would she would you take it to heart oh she'd make me really
09:08consider just stopping it all you know like life's done right one bounce watson okay maybe not then
09:13you know she'd say some things that i didn't even think of true you know she seems like the type
09:19yeah i do love her coronavirus oh my god all that stuff like the boat sinking all those i think
09:27it's just a combination of all those wash wash your ass one yeah oh yeah she just says it like
09:33she just says it oh we appreciate that i love it that's what we do i love it you don't even know how
09:40how to wash your ass yeah yeah i love it i mean come on we're like cardi b's biggest fan oh my god
09:54and then she'd be like so what song do i sing and i would be like i don't know i don't really
10:00know just the wop that's the only one i know oh yeah yeah yeah she got that wet ass bodek yellow
10:04no yeah i don't know no i've had cardi b songs come up in the car on the you know like loud and
10:11i'm like oh oh turn that down yeah i can't see you driving around listen to it just comes up sometimes
10:20it just happens that a song will pop up i'm like oh i can see the subaru bouncing oh yeah oh yeah
10:27yeah i mean she won't be no i won't give that to her no no no just one bounce
10:34that wouldn't have been a big hit no it's not dry ass like a desert like a
10:46like the sun well you're not alone lots of filthy people want to do filthy things to her
10:50she does she does something to a lot of people i just want to hang out with her yeah that's the first
10:56time you celebrities never affect you no i don't know why she seems like a blast fantastic
11:02and cardi less cardi b unbreaks jason's heart hold one bounce watson i'll go shopping with her
11:10yeah that'd be so much fun picking out fruit and stuff with cardi b but i also love for her to dress
11:15him well i feel like he has the closest chance to being like to having some style that she might
11:22find okay cardi b because basketball games yeah because i think you would you would be like okay if
11:29you knew you were going to do a basketball game amazing oh my god she could just talk crap about
11:35the other team you'd play horribly no way cardi b would be there no way great listen he'd be the
11:42most famous local basketball player after that you can't show up and have cardi b as like your fan a
11:52fan of yours you want me to go where she basketball game yeah five nine yeah ain't playing with none of
11:59them the reaction of the black guys that play basketball with jason they're already like yeah
12:10we play basketball with this five nine white jewish kid and uh and then he shows up with cardi b like he
12:19shows up with cardi b no yeah there's a college basketball player six foot seven
12:26would blow their minds and you've got cardi b i'd blow their minds yeah you would be the coolest for sure
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