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00:01I'm engaged.
00:02To who?
00:03An esh.
00:04Who?
00:05You've only known this man for six weeks.
00:07You invited Mad Amber?
00:08Yes.
00:09People have this image of scientists as antisocial.
00:11Bit autistic.
00:12But I am.
00:13You're autistic.
00:14I'm pretty sure Declan is too.
00:16There's a new coffee sheriff in town.
00:18Do you want to go with me to get a...
00:20a... not hot beverage?
00:22Yeah!
00:23Oh sorry!
00:25Dr Catherine Dunn posted a vacancy online
00:27that's getting the dinosaur gang hot under the collar.
00:29If you got it, would you go?
00:31You mean now, kiss the bride?
00:33I'm guessing you got the post-doc then.
00:35I can see the day.
00:37But, also, I want you.
00:39Nutsford.
00:40What?
00:41Slap bang in the middle of Glasgow in the Isle of Wight.
00:44Why don't we meet there?
00:45Nutsford.
00:46Nutsford.
00:47I'll miss you.
00:48I'll miss you too.
00:50Bye Nina.
00:51Bye Nina.
00:52And here we see the apex predator approaching her prey.
01:01She stalks slowly.
01:03One wrong movement and it could all be over.
01:09After months in the wild, she's learned how to survive.
01:13Die!
01:14Aha!
01:15Do you think I'm getting better at the accent?
01:17Oh yeah, nice getting there.
01:19Need some more gravitas.
01:21Less...
01:22gravel.
01:23Oh, I get it.
01:24You guys are doing David Attenborough.
01:26Let me try.
01:27I'm David Attenborough.
01:28And I keep getting unhinged fan mail from Angry Scotters.
01:31Eh!
01:32I don't send David Attenborough fan mail anymore.
01:34Hi Clay.
01:35You're looking even more rugged than last month's video call.
01:38Thanks buddy.
01:39I've been working on my core.
01:40Dig life!
01:41Well that's...
01:42great.
01:43You should spend less time on your core and more time on your David Attenborough impersonation.
01:47It's shite.
01:48What?
01:49Would you tell her to stop bullying me?
01:50Can't believe I'll see you in person I end this week.
01:54And with no one else there.
01:55You guys talking about me?
01:56Oh go away American Horror Story.
01:58How did I convince you to meet me in Nutsford on your way back to Scotland?
02:01I was easily swayed.
02:03You were nice.
02:05I still maintain it is highly illogical.
02:07Oh it is.
02:08It is.
02:09I just think.
02:10No dust.
02:11No bugs.
02:12No interruptions from American scientists bro.
02:16I'm still here.
02:17Scotland come on I don't mean to break this up but we really gotta get going.
02:20If you're fast I might let you drive Buggy Malone.
02:22You don't let me do anything.
02:24I need to go.
02:25Yeah.
02:26No.
02:27I can't wait to see you.
02:28Hey.
02:29Pooch.
02:30The biscotti.
02:31I'm down.
02:32It's all kicking off here.
02:33I need that.
02:34A guy's back.
02:35I'll see you soon.
02:36Oh my homeland.
02:37Oh my homeland.
02:47Your mouth breathing again.
02:48Come on boning Myrtle.
02:50Bad vibes are ruining our final day out here.
02:52You know what?
02:53I might not give you your end of expedition present now.
02:56You got me a present?
02:58Yeah.
02:59And I'm beginning to suspect you didn't get me an end of expedition present.
03:04Those suspicions would be fabulous.
03:06You ready?
03:07Mm-hmm.
03:08Whatcha!
03:09A little something to mark our final week together.
03:13It's from that article about us in local paper.
03:15See?
03:16I look handsome.
03:17I already have a mug.
03:19Well fine.
03:20I'll take it back.
03:21It's rude to take back presents.
03:23Bastard.
03:24Hey.
03:25I wasn't talking about you.
03:26I can't wait to meet the heathens who raised you.
03:28When do your family get here?
03:29Later on today.
03:30Though, I don't know what my dad's planning.
03:32Evie says he's got two guitars and an amp.
03:34You guys are like the Von Trapps.
03:36Well we're nothing like the Von Trapp family.
03:38I mean, my sister has terrible taste in men, but she draws the line at banging a Nazi postman.
03:44Can I grab you, Dr. MacArthur?
03:46If this is about what I was Googling on the work computer, I didn't know you could see that.
03:52Please.
03:53No.
03:54We all have our little piccadillos.
03:56No, I've got some exciting news.
03:58We've secured funding from National Geographic to extend again.
04:01Which is a real boon.
04:02That is a real boon.
04:04Congratulations.
04:06And, I'd like for you to stay on.
04:10I know.
04:11I know you were all set to go home on Sunday.
04:13Because of the extension and the further commitment, we would be discussing having you listed as first author on the next paper.
04:23Higher billing?
04:24Yeah.
04:25How long are we talking?
04:27Um, six months.
04:28Maybe a year.
04:29A year?
04:30But I also know how dedicated you are.
04:33Not everyone wants to work through Christmas like we do, Nina.
04:37But we're grafters, aren't we?
04:39That's what they say about Nina.
04:40She's a grafter.
04:41Can I count you in?
04:42I can't think of a single reason why I can say no.
04:46So, I guess I'm saying yes.
04:49It's just like, you know, all that time I spent listening to her talk about her Pomeranian, Jeff.
04:55Dr Dunn still wanted you to stay and not me.
04:57Oh, Jeff's a dog.
04:58I thought that was her husband.
04:59Even after eight months of you being all like,
05:01Ooh, I cannae stand these wee bugs.
05:04Head me back to Bonnie Glasgow.
05:05Glasgow?
05:06Yeah.
05:07I've heard it both ways.
05:08I'm going to have to tell my family.
05:10Then I'm going to have to phone Shane.
05:11And I hate phoning Shane, but he's expecting me back in the office next week.
05:15I don't know.
05:16Seeing as I'm a free ranger after this, maybe you'll give famous Shane a call.
05:20See what he's up to.
05:21Maybe we'll need a cover.
05:22Well, life doesn't work like that, Clayton.
05:24Ayla!
05:25Ayla!
05:26Ayla fucking way!
05:27Brace yourself.
05:29Oh, Dr. Weep!
05:31It's the Queen dang out herself!
05:34Island Life, baby!
05:36Oh, and who's this handsome big man, Nina?
05:38Is this a new friend?
05:40Family.
05:41This is my colleague, Clayton.
05:43He's from America, so please speak slowly and clearly.
05:46Ah, don't worry.
05:47I speak three languages.
05:48So I can pick up regional dialects pretty easily.
05:50All right, pal!
05:51How you doing?
05:52You've got teeth like Champion the Wonder Horse, son.
05:55And check the size of your head.
05:57I heard head and horse.
05:59Is this some kind of a mafia initiation?
06:01I'm only kidding, pal.
06:02The Godfather, what a film.
06:03Big Mal and Blander, eh?
06:05Oh, Wheat Puff hasn't put you through the ringer, has she?
06:07Ah, well.
06:08It's not been easy.
06:09She did, uh, let me touch her favourite pen last week.
06:12Ah, wasn't allowed to use it, but you know.
06:14Big step for us, eh, Nina?
06:16You weren't lying about the guitars.
06:18Oh, don't get them started.
06:19It was a long, hot summer of 87.
06:21Promise was in the air.
06:24Wet, wet, wet, we're playing on the Isle of Wight.
06:26I didn't know it then.
06:27But my life was about to change.
06:29Forever.
06:30Mum and Dad met because they travelled all the way to the Isle of Wight
06:33to see a band that played down the road in Glasgow.
06:35Her eyes locked over angel eyes.
06:37And by a sweet little mystery, I was in his tent pulling down.
06:39Mum!
06:40Here we are once more searching for that sacred spot
06:42where we might have made your brother.
06:44Oh, can I get mixed up with the dates?
06:45And we're also here to retrieve Nina.
06:47Well, I mean, I have a bunch of follow-up questions.
06:49Happy to give you the uncensored version, amigo.
06:52Why don't you tell that lovely story on the way to the pub?
06:55Eh, we'll catch up.
06:56To the pub!
06:57Come on.
06:58I've missed you.
06:59I've missed traditional plumbing.
07:01And you.
07:04So did Clayton show you his favourite pen?
07:06Shut up.
07:12This is my caravan.
07:16It smells like you.
07:17Okay, tell me everything.
07:20How's the end of the dick been?
07:22How's Lee?
07:23Do you miss him?
07:24Has he been in touch?
07:25Are you buzzing to see him?
07:26The end of the collection expedition has been good.
07:28Lee is fine, I think.
07:30And I was...
07:31What's that?
07:32It's a mug.
07:33Clayton bought me it.
07:34For a laugh.
07:35No, man.
07:36Gives a woman a novelty mug.
07:37Unless he wants a ride.
07:38Is that a Chinese proverb baby?
07:40Two suitors on the go, look at you.
07:41It's not like that.
07:44I need to tell you something.
07:45Waited blanket.
07:48Waited blanket.
07:53Okay, go.
07:54Dr Dunge just told me that they're going to extend the dig for at least six more months
07:57and she's asked me to head the next stage and I said yes.
07:59Why aren't you saying anything?
08:06Well...
08:07That's good.
08:08Good, you're going for what you want.
08:12If that's what you want.
08:13It's a noble expedition and I'm proud to be a part of it.
08:16So you haven't been saying me songs about yearning for Scotland in the middle of the night?
08:18I said I wanted to be a serious paleontologist and if I leave that means I've failed.
08:19It kind of sounds like you're digging your heels in because it's what you think you should do.
08:20I appreciate the pun Evie but I don't do that.
08:21You literally watched all six seasons of Lost just to see it through.
08:22That's because I wanted to know why there was polar bears and then I just got stuck watching it out of morbid curiosity.
08:23Okay, but you're definitely not staying just to avoid taking the next step with Lee.
08:24No, I like Lee. I want to see where things go but I can't put my whole career on hold for a man who I've been on one date with Evie. What would Gloria Steinem say?
08:25I will survive.
08:26That was Gloria Gaynor and you know that.
08:27That was Gloria Gaynor and you know that.
08:28That's why I wanted to be a serious paleontologist.
08:29I wanted to be a serious paleontologist.
08:30I wanted to be a serious paleontologist and if I leave that means I've failed.
08:31It kind of sounds like you're digging your heels in because it's what you think you should do.
08:32I appreciate the pun Evie but I don't do that.
08:33You literally watched all six seasons of Lost just to see it through.
08:34That's because I wanted to know why there was polar bears and then I just got stuck watching it out of morbid curiosity.
08:39Okay, but you're definitely not staying just to avoid taking the next step with Lee.
08:43No, I like Lee. I want to see where things go but I can't put my whole career on hold for a man who I've been on one date with Evie.
08:50What would Gloria Steinem say?
08:51I will survive.
08:52That was Gloria Gaynor and you know that.
08:56I'm going to phone Lee and I'm going to tell him and he's going to understand unlike you.
09:00What if he doesn't?
09:01Oh!
09:02No!
09:03God, you're potentially strong!
09:06I've been doing puppy cross out with Renee.
09:08That's really cute.
09:09Thanks.
09:10Hello!
09:11Hello!
09:12My shoes!
09:13Am I talking to your butt again, Nina?
09:15No.
09:16I phoned you on purpose.
09:17There was something that I needed to speak to you about.
09:21Oh yeah?
09:22Dr Dunn says they're going to extend the expedition.
09:26Nina!
09:27And they've asked me to stay on and I said yes.
09:29Again?
09:31How long?
09:32Six months to a year.
09:34Listen.
09:35Nina!
09:36That's a long time.
09:37They're going to give me first author and that's really prestigious.
09:40Wow.
09:41Well done.
09:42Thanks.
09:43Maybe we could meet in Nutsford in a couple of weeks when everything's settled down and
09:50I know you had all these plans and I was really excited.
09:54Yeah, it was never really about Nutsford for me.
09:56I know.
09:57The thing is Nina, I'm serving all these customers but none of them are you.
10:09I was really looking forward to going on a date where my foot didn't get stuck in a toilet.
10:13Yeah, so is...
10:19I need to go.
10:20Okay.
10:29Mum and Dad are not going to be happy about this.
10:32We're so happy about this!
10:34Good for you, Neen Bean.
10:35Where's Clay?
10:36You're a big American, pal.
10:37Mm-hmm.
10:38You ran away after me and your ma tried to teach him the slosh.
10:40Have you seen the price of these pints?
10:41Oh, it costs more on the island because of the shipping.
10:44Oh, Nina.
10:45Superstar digger.
10:46I'm texting smug Sandra from the book club.
10:49Just to rub her face in it.
10:51Her daughter works in tech.
10:53Her daughter's a millionaire, ma.
10:54Could you come here and buy me a pint?
10:56Dad, don't you want Nina closer to home?
10:58Nina's a nomad now.
10:59Her home is where her wee brushes and bones are.
11:01Isn't that right, Bean?
11:02Remember, Evie.
11:03Ours is not to question why.
11:04Maybe you should fucking question why.
11:06It didn't seem to bother you when you got engaged after six weeks.
11:09Oh, no.
11:10What about real housewives and takeaway Tuesdays
11:12and walking around all the wee dodgy parks
11:14in case we don't cover a homicide?
11:15We can do that remotely.
11:16No, it's not the same.
11:17Yes, it is.
11:18No, Nina, it's not the same.
11:19Yes, it is.
11:20Stop bickering.
11:21Right.
11:22Let's capture this moment with a bottle.
11:24Mum.
11:25That's a moment.
11:26It's lovely.
11:29Right.
11:30I'm calling Rinesh.
11:31Need input from someone normal.
11:35My love, we built a fort.
11:37Look.
11:38It's wee.
11:39Peek-a-bo.
11:40Shouldn't you be at work?
11:41Taking a personal day in bonding with my brother-in-law.
11:43Oh, that construction is class, Nesh.
11:46Well, the secret is curtain rod's aid to reinforce the ceiling.
11:49The student has become the master.
11:51Is that normal, is it?
11:52Nesh.
11:53Well, hello there, Nina.
11:54Nina.
11:55Nina's not coming home with us.
11:56Dr Dunn wants her to stay.
11:57What?
11:58Oh.
11:59Oh, Nina.
12:00That's just...
12:02Rinesh, are you crying?
12:03Is that...
12:04No way.
12:05I'm just so happy for you.
12:06What with all the struggles you face with your autism.
12:08Rinesh.
12:09She don't think it's a huge mistake.
12:10Nina's staying on a dick that she hates.
12:12Well, who might stand between Nina and her dreams?
12:13Oi, Lush!
12:15Bobag?
12:16Well, I'm to your dirty weekend away in Attsford.
12:19Wasn't Mum and Dad going to drive you?
12:21Which is really weird, by the way.
12:22It wasn't a dirty weekend.
12:24It was a Sunday and a Monday, and it wasn't...
12:26No, my neckerchief.
12:27We've got to go, my honey blossom.
12:28I've got hot co-go on the hob.
12:30When did they two become a couple?
12:33Listen, we'd better get an early night if we are going to relive the magic of 87 tomorrow.
12:38Mm-hmm.
12:39We're hiking to the sacred spot to get your ma wet, wet, wet.
12:47Three wits is a bit ambitious even for you.
12:49Bye, girls.
12:50Dad!
12:51You forgot your guitar.
12:53Nina, we need to talk about this.
12:56I don't want to talk about it.
12:57No, listen.
12:58There are seven paleontologist spots in Glasgow, and you have one of them.
13:01They're only going to cover that for so long.
13:03You don't understand.
13:04Oh, what?
13:05Because I'm not some big go-getter career woman like you.
13:07That's not what I said, and it's not what I meant.
13:09It's just, you don't say no to Dr Dunn.
13:12I don't think it's as black and white as that.
13:14Tomorrow?
13:15Come with me to the site.
13:17It'll help me explain.
13:19What do you think?
13:20Yeah, whatever.
13:21There's like loads of rocks in the museum in Glasgow.
13:22Yeah, there are, but here we're on the front line of discovery.
13:26We're some of the first people.
13:27They are so cute.
13:28Evie.
13:29Those are 140 million years old.
13:31Please put it down.
13:32You're gay.
13:33Everything we find helps fill in the picture of a woman.
13:34You're gay.
13:35You're gay.
13:36You're gay.
13:37You're gay.
13:38Everything we find helps fill in the picture of a world long forgotten, and it makes everything
13:41worth it.
13:42Plus, they let me drive a buggy.
13:53Why'd you only tell me the bad stuff on the phone?
13:58No, no.
14:00Adelons are very unconscious.
14:02Explain the sign of this new combination.
14:04Long forgotten. And it makes everything worth it.
14:08Plus they let me drive a buggy.
14:10Why do you only tell me the bad stuff on the phone?
14:11I don't know, because I really love complaining.
14:14You do love complaining. And you really love old rocks.
14:17Guilty as charged.
14:19Evie, if I'm going to do this, I need you to support me.
14:24Like, remember how I supported you during your unhinged engagement?
14:27You tried to sabotage my engagement at every turn.
14:29Hardly. Just a bit. And then I totally came round in the end.
14:40In the words of my favourite New Jersey housewife.
14:43Let me tell you something about my family.
14:46We're thick as thieves. And we protect each other. Till the end.
14:51Do you think I could sell these on my Etsy?
14:53Absolutely not. But I can take you for a ride on Buggy Malone.
14:57And then we can meet Mum and Dad later for dinner.
15:00Please. We can go for speed bumps.
15:01Oh my God. I know.
15:05Where are they?
15:07They were meant to be here hours ago.
15:10I knew we should have set clear boundaries with them.
15:12We should have got them chipped and tagged when I suggested it last year.
15:16Oh no.
15:16Hello, officer.
15:26What appears to be the problem?
15:28We got complaints from a farmer about drunk and disorderly behaviour.
15:31Nina, the policeman's Scottish!
15:33Nina, what a day we have had!
15:36Mum, this is serious.
15:37I am so sorry they've been so disruptive, officer.
15:39You know, these are the same shots I had in 87.
15:42Surely they're a crime. Maybe you can give them a caution.
15:44If a man enjoying a summer's day in his jorks were a criminal offence, young lady,
15:48I'd be a vent copper.
15:50Ah! He's brilliant, isn't he, Nina? Brilliant.
15:52Right. Bed. Now.
15:54You've got a long drive tomorrow, sir.
15:57Dad, stop lunging. Your bing bongs are going to pop out and I'll work on this island.
16:02He's forgot his guitar.
16:03Never again, I swear.
16:14I said to him, like Bela Lugosi's arsehole.
16:17Well, well, well.
16:19Look who it isn't.
16:21Bye, Beanie.
16:22Bye, Mum!
16:24Bye, Dad!
16:25Bye, Evie.
16:27I'm Nina.
16:29I hope you find the good bones.
16:31Thanks, sister.
16:31I bet you wish you first met in Glasgow.
16:39Just drive, man!
16:44I'll see you next, man!
16:48I'm only a seven-hour drive on a ferry ride away.
16:59Package for you, Nina.
17:00Here's some things I pulled together from your favourite place.
17:15See you in Nutsford!
17:16Lee.
17:17Kiss.
17:17I'm only a seven-hour drive away.
17:18That frames you the best.
17:23But in the dark, you say, what do you like?
17:30It could be anyone when you turn out the light.
17:37Mine, I could have been someone.
17:39Mm-hmm.
17:43Mine, I could have been someone.
17:45Mine, I could have been someone.
18:04Hello.
18:04Hello.
18:05Hi.
18:06Lee.
18:06It's me.
18:08It's Nina.
18:08I've made a mistake. I thought that if I didn't stay here, then I'd be failing, but I've realised that if I don't do what I really want, then that's failing.
18:19What do you really want?
18:22I want to come home.
18:25I can still make it to Knotsford by five if I catch up with my family. Do you think you'll be able to still get your train?
18:30Are you sure this time?
18:32Yeah, I'm sure.
18:36Well, what made you change your mind?
18:39Your package.
18:41Really?
18:44You ain't seen nothing yet.
18:48That drawing you did?
18:50Oh, yeah, the doodle, him.
18:53Ninasaurus.
18:54I really liked it.
18:55I just want you to see what I see.
18:59You have no idea how difficult it was to get your colleagues to send half-normal things.
19:04Declan said that you'd like the smell of the dirt.
19:06I do like that smell.
19:08Anyway, that's it in that sausage roll about four weeks ago, so if you eat it, you might die.
19:12Right, the race is on!
19:14Oh, well...
19:15Hey, hey, pretty sure that Scottish firm's going through something. You okay?
19:25I've decided that I'm going to go home, and I need to get to my parents before they get
19:29on the ferry, and they're not picking up their fucking phones, because they're probably
19:33having a sing-along.
19:33You were going to go home without saying goodbye?
19:35I wrote you a note.
19:35Wow, so, moving and heartfelt.
19:41What do you want, an essay? It was a last-minute change of heart.
19:44Yeah, yeah, I know. Just give me whiplash is all.
19:46I understand. I just told Dr. Dunn, and I really need to go home, so unless you can use
19:50that big American head to help me solve this problem.
19:52Okay, okay, okay, okay, uh, okay. Um... I got it.
20:04Let's go.
20:05Time is of the essence.
20:07Wait, my stuff!
20:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get your... okay.
20:11Just keep... keep going.
20:13Oh, my gosh! We should totally document this from my socials. Will you take a photo?
20:22I knew Boogie Malone wouldn't be able to catch up with Mum and Dad's Volvo.
20:25What was I thinking? What were you thinking?
20:26Just... Nina, this plan is crazy enough that it just might work.
20:32What's that noise?
20:33Huh?
20:34What's that noise?
20:35Oh, no.
20:35Ah! Boogie Malone is dying!
20:38Oh, if I only knew how to sail your river.
20:49Oh, if I only knew how to sail your river.
20:54We were supposed to meet him in Knotsford at five.
20:57Can't change the plan again.
21:00You know, I mean, look how the weather changed.
21:03Maybe the universe has another plan for you.
21:08Selfie.
21:20Yeah, it's hot.
21:26They're going to find my bones in 140 million years on this island, all weathered and chipped.
21:33What's that noise?
21:36Sounds like a party.
21:38All right, big man.
21:41Hey, folks.
21:42What are yous doing here?
21:43And how are you so far behind us?
21:45Mum kept stopping to bulk.
21:47It's your dad's driving.
21:49What are you doing here?
21:50I changed my mind.
21:51I want to come home.
21:52Yes!
21:53We'll get in!
21:56Hey, she did us proud until she didn't.
21:58Maybe one day I'll drive her up to Glasgow.
22:00It's Glasgow.
22:01We're both ways.
22:02Of course you have.
22:03And?
22:09What?
22:11I was right.
22:12Fine.
22:13Fine.
22:13You were right.
22:14I was wrong.
22:15I was digging my heels in.
22:17I didn't like the island.
22:18I wanted to come home.
22:19Yada, yada, yada.
22:20Blah, blah, blah.
22:21Etc, etc.
22:22None of that matters because I have to be at Knotsford for five.
22:26Hurry up, Dad!
22:27Right.
22:27Do you need a lift into town?
22:33No, can't do.
22:34Captain always goes down with his ship.
22:35Don't worry.
22:36I'll get her fixed up.
22:37Okay, bye.
22:38Bye, Nina.
22:48He's a lovely big fella.
22:50Are you ready?
23:01I'm shitting it myself.
23:02Literally.
23:03No.
23:08Why are you meeting in a park?
23:09Because, Evie, that bench right there has the exact middle point between Glasgow and the Isle of Wight.
23:16When he said he wanted to do the whole meet-in-the-middle thing, I thought, why not be really accurate, like, to the meter?
23:23Because precision is so hot.
23:27We'll wait till he gets here.
23:28Yeah, in case he's catfished you.
23:30He's not catfished me, Dad.
23:31I've met him.
23:32Ah, you never know with AI.
23:37Okay.
23:39Wish me luck.
23:40Good luck.
23:40And don't let them come over.
23:42No.
23:46Hello, you've reached Lee's phone.
23:55I'm not here right now, but call back later, and I hope they will be.
24:01Hello, you've reached Lee's phone.
24:03I'm not here right now.
24:06Hello, you've reached Lee's phone.
24:08You aren't too far apart.
24:14Here I say.
24:20So what was the vibe between you and Lee today?
24:22It was fine.
24:23I don't know the standard unit measurement of vi-bage, but I think it was fine.
24:28Do you want me to check your phone?
24:29Yes, please.
24:30Eh, maybe it's because you've sent him a picture of you and your work husband all cosied up.
24:38We're not cosied up with anybody.
24:40There was limited space in Buggy Malone, and he's not my work husband.
24:43He's not my husband of any sort, because we haven't signed any official documents.
24:46So, huh?
24:47Kind of looks like you're up to something.
24:50It's getting late, weep off.
24:51The M6 will be chocker.
24:53Time that the road, Bean.
24:55Yeah.
24:56Yeah, you're right.
24:57Yeah.
24:57Yeah.
24:57Stop everything.
25:04Is this the hand we're talking?
25:06Or is that Tommy from Wet, Wet, Wet?
25:10That's just your hangover, love.
25:11I'm fine.
25:36I'm fine.
25:36Was she heard from him?
25:43I don't know.
25:44She hasn't said.
25:45Maybe he got on the wrong train.
25:47What if he's in Newport?
25:48We need to send help.
25:49Maybe he just changed his m-
25:51Hi!
25:52Nina's up!
25:53Neandog's home!
25:54Sorry I missed you last night, Nina.
25:55I'd already take my magnesium.
25:56Lights out.
25:57I still don't do hugs.
25:58Right.
26:00Stop looking at me.
26:01I'm fine.
26:02Fine as hell.
26:03Yep.
26:03So, has he called?
26:05Texted?
26:06Sent an owl?
26:07There's more mugs than there used to be.
26:08Oh, I brought a few key pieces of crockery when I moved in.
26:11Maybe it had nothing to do with the text.
26:13Okay, I was thinking about it and maybe he didn't mind the gap.
26:16Just fell right between the train and the platform.
26:19He is very slender.
26:20Is that an air fryer?
26:22Dehydrator.
26:23I've been making my own fruit leathers.
26:25Would you like some?
26:26To wear?
26:27To eat.
26:27Oh.
26:28Maybe he got initiated by a gang.
26:31No, he couldn't be in a gang.
26:32He can't snap his fingers properly.
26:34Who can't snap their fingers properly?
26:36Why are you here?
26:37Hospitable as ever, Lurch.
26:38Good to have you home.
26:39Find any dead bodies while you were digging up that island?
26:41Why is that where you hide them, Bo?
26:42Hee, hee, hee.
26:44I thought you quit vaping after that Oliver North documentary.
26:48It was Jordan North and I did quit and then I got stressed again.
26:51And why are you eating my cereal?
26:52No vaping in the kitchen.
26:53He has been here every morning for months.
26:56No, I haven't.
26:57He only ever hangs about with us when he's in crisis.
26:59Maybe he'll have his coven squat in his flat.
27:01God knows, but he's been so weird.
27:03No, I haven't.
27:04There's no shame in asking for help, my brother.
27:05I don't need help.
27:06He tried to grow out his moustache.
27:08He looked like a Pringles can.
27:09Well, that's because he's a tube.
27:10And the weird play dates with Ranesh.
27:12Ew.
27:12Play is important.
27:13Maybe he's in trouble at work.
27:14Stop using me to distract Gronk.
27:17And the jogging.
27:18Have you been running in public, Bo?
27:20Bo usually doesn't run in public.
27:21He's got a really weird gait.
27:23Hmm, he runs like a silent movie villain.
27:24Mm-hmm.
27:25But he's tippy-dozed.
27:26Like this.
27:27And he goes...
27:27No, I don't.
27:29You do.
27:29I'm going to work.
27:38If you even still have a job.
27:40Good to have you back, Nina.
27:42Happy to be back.
27:43Very much so.
27:45Everything's back to normal.
27:46Between you being away on the island
27:47and Amber working on the big gay boy band cruise,
27:50I've been so lonely.
27:52Isn't that why you got married?
27:55Where are you going?
27:57I go this way now.
27:58But I'll meet you for lunch, eh?
28:00Oh, and please come to your welcome home dinner.
28:02Mum and Dad are dead excited.
28:03I don't want to.
28:04Well, you don't have to eat.
28:06Let's play it by ear.
28:07Maybe.
28:07What if Lee decided I'm too much hard work
28:09and changed his mind?
28:10I think he met Taylor Swift and he ran away with her.
28:15I wouldn't hold that against them.
28:17No way.
28:18I made Ranish promise if he gets the opportunity,
28:20he will cheat on me with tea.
28:23Do you think Ranish has a chance with Taylor Swift?
28:25Yes.
28:26Ha ha ha!
28:27Ha ha ha!
28:27Ha ha ha!
28:27Ha ha ha!
28:27Ha ha ha!
28:27Ha ha ha!
28:28Ha ha ha!
28:29Ha ha ha!
28:30Ha ha ha!
28:30Oh, thanks, Evie.
28:31Nice really cheered me on.
28:33Ha ha ha!
28:34Ha ha ha!
28:35He could sit just there with a little tea ceremony!
28:38Ha ha ha!
28:39They worked on me!
28:40Ha ha ha!
28:40Let's get your week, mate!
28:42Did you?
28:42Oh!
28:53Hello, dear week.
29:02There she is!
29:04The prodigal daughter returns!
29:06Or are you a Catholic?
29:08Uh, no, but seriously, I'm not supposed to ask that.
29:10Welcome home, Doctor...
29:12Oh, where are you going?
29:13To the office.
29:13Oh, we moved wings a few months ago.
29:15Antiquities needed our old space.
29:16But, if you ask me, it's just a power play from them.
29:19Classic antiquities.
29:20Ha ha!
29:21So, Isle of Wight, what's a talent like?
29:24Tasty?
29:25Urgh.
29:26Yep, that's right.
29:27Down there.
29:36Why are they doing that?
29:38Doctor MacArthur, you have five highly-cited papers.
29:41You discovered a new species of insect.
29:44You're a celebrity now!
29:46Yay!
29:47Thank you, but please stop, I don't like that.
29:51There he is, your old partner in crime.
29:55Been terribly quiet around here without you two causing trouble.
29:59Is that gastropod I emailed you about?
30:02I was supposed to forward it to London, but I saved it for your return.
30:05You're back early?
30:06Yeah, I had a change of plans.
30:07We're not supposed to hoard the fossils?
30:09Nina called dibs on gastropods three years ago.
30:12Thank you, Declan.
30:13Where's my desk?
30:15Over by the shark tea.
30:17But I always sit opposite Declan.
30:19Well, that's where the social pod and hydration station live now, Nina.
30:23Besides, we thought our triumphant and fearless explorer deserved something a little bit special.
30:28I don't want special, I want normal.
30:31It's within hearing range of his crying bathroom.
30:35Very funny, Declan. Crying bathroom.
30:38They're back, ladies and gentlemen.
30:45Better get on with my sewing.
30:47What is he up to?
30:49He's co-chairing the museum fundraising event committee.
30:53We all have to dress up this year.
30:55Ugh.
30:56My feelings, exactly.
31:09Hello, you've reached Lee's force.
31:11Here you go.
31:12Thank you so much.
31:13Have a good day.
31:14Next.
31:15Can I get a tuna melt, please?
31:17Ah, we don't do those anymore.
31:18You don't do tuna anymore?
31:19We do a tuna sandwich.
31:20We do a tuna and cheese baguette, but we don't serve it hot anymore.
31:24Can you just put the tuna cheese baguette on a panini press, please?
31:27Ah, my boss is pretty strict.
31:28No more fish on the press.
31:30You can't just take a beloved item off of the menu.
31:33People love a tuna melt.
31:34Give the people what they want.
31:35Nobody likes hot tuna.
31:37And we only serve, like, one a day to some woman who I think died last year.
31:41No, that was me.
31:42I didn't die.
31:43I went to the Isle of Wight.
31:45Did you want anything else, or...?
31:46I want my fucking tuna melt.
31:47I want my fucking tuna melt.
31:48I want my fucking tuna melt.
31:49I want my desk to go back to where it used to be, in my old office.
31:51I want Lee to pick up the phone.
31:52I want my sister to walk me to work.
31:54I want my brother to stop acting weird.
31:55And I want everything to go back to how it was before I went to the Isle of Wight.
31:58Nina, what's going on?
32:00Stop selling tuna melts.
32:03Scum.
32:05You alright?
32:06That was nearly a tuna meltdown.
32:18I tried phoning Lee, but it just goes to voicemail.
32:24Maybe he did think that you and the Medkin were getting a wee bit too cosy.
32:27I won't play the maybe game anymore, Evie.
32:29I just keep circling back to either he hates me now, or something terrible's happened to him
32:33and we should have phoned the police.
32:35Look, I'm sure he's fine.
32:37I went past Bo's on the way here.
32:39No sign of Hilda or the new people carrier.
32:41Why is Bo buying a people carrier?
32:43He hates people.
32:44Maybe he needed the space because he's joined a dogging group.
32:47Bo can't do dogging.
32:49He gets stage fright.
32:51And there's a big sexy man coming out his flat.
32:54Maybe Bo's gay.
32:55No chance.
32:56If Bo was gay he would have told us.
32:58He'd finally have something interesting to say about himself.
33:00Could you do dogging?
33:03100%.
33:04I don't think I'd like it.
33:05I'd be scared a moth would get in the car.
33:06Oh.
33:07I'm fine.
33:08Nina!
33:09Nina!
33:10Nina!
33:11I just ran from the station.
33:12I wanted to find you straight away.
33:13Oh my god.
33:14I waited for you at Nassford.
33:15I actually got put off.
33:16Because there was a sheep on the line and I had to wait in Carlisle for four hours for
33:20a placement train and then fell asleep in the toilet and then when I woke up I was locked
33:24in the station and I thought that's funny me being locked in the toilet because remember
33:28you got locked in the toilet.
33:29I would have called you but my phone died and I had to buy a charger from this guy and I
33:33think he worked there but I'm not sure he worked there because when I plugged it in the
33:36phone exploded.
33:37And then it was on fire and I had to throw it in the puddle and then it was hot and it
33:39was wet and then I had to get a big bag of rice.
33:40I thought you changed your mind.
33:41No, I never changed my mind.
33:42I see you that does that.
33:43Yeah.
33:44That's not what I mean.
33:45Yeah.
33:46I changed my mind.
33:47I'm glad you're not hurt or in a gang.
33:49Evie thought maybe you not showing up had something to do with Clayton.
33:52How would it have something to do with Clayton?
33:54I don't know but I rarely understand neurotypical people's motives so-
33:56He's just not a man.
33:57He's just a man.
33:58He's just a man.
33:59I've never had to do anything.
34:00He's just a man.
34:01He's just a man.
34:02He's just a man.
34:03He's just a man.
34:04He's a man.
34:05He's a man.
34:06He's a man.
34:07He's a man.
34:08He's a man.
34:09He's a man.
34:10He's a man.
34:11Neurotypical people's motives so-
34:13He's just your work friend though.
34:14Right?
34:15Yeah.
34:16Like Declan but big and American.
34:18Yeah.
34:19I have to-
34:21I have to go back to work.
34:22Okay.
34:23I'm-
34:24I'm meeting my family at the Hogshead after.
34:27For drinks.
34:29You should come.
34:31My parents would be really happy to see you.
34:34That'd be nice.
34:38I missed you.
34:39Oh.
34:40I missed you too, Nina.
34:42I know that I usually object to voice notes on a moral basis but I had to let you know,
34:46Evie.
34:47I saw Lee.
34:48He's back.
34:49He didn't join a gang.
34:51He missed his train and then he got locked in a toilet.
34:53I hugged him and he seemed really happy.
34:56And I've invited him for drinks tonight and I think everything has gone back to normal.
35:02Evie.
35:04I need to go.
35:07Shane is hovering nearby and he's pulling a weird face and I don't know what it means.
35:11Okay.
35:12Bye.
35:13Can I grab a type five?
35:14No.
35:15How about a loose five?
35:16No.
35:17I've got a surprise for you and we need to get that security pass photo renewed.
35:21My office is set up for your photo shoot.
35:23I don't want to do that.
35:24Which part?
35:25Any of it.
35:26I'm going for a walk.
35:27Oh, is that pure autism?
35:29Yeah, sure.
35:30Great.
35:31Fantastic.
35:36Off on an autism walk.
35:41You get it.
35:42Hey Scotland.
35:57Forgot your favourite pen.
35:58Oh my god.
35:59Clayton.
36:00What are you doing here?
36:02What, no hug?
36:03What is it with you Americans and your need to squish your bodies together or answer my question?
36:07Well, I got talking with Shane when you were going through your whole flip-flop thing and he asked me to take a shot at being a visiting researcher.
36:13I've been doing public outreach.
36:15You know, using my profile to help boost the museum's social media presence.
36:18Yeah, apparently the current paleontology staff, they refuse to engage with the public.
36:23That's because the public are idiots and don't like being told that Jurassic Park is hideously inaccurate.
36:28Okay.
36:29When do you start and how did you get here so fast?
36:33I've got so many questions. Answer those two first and then we'll circle back.
36:38Such an academic. Always on the hunt for information.
36:40Uh-huh.
36:41Start this week, Scotland.
36:42Yeah, flew in this morning. I was going to swing by your office and surprise you and...
36:46I hate surprises. I love this pen. Thank you.
36:51Oh, you're right about one thing, Scotland. From what I've seen of it, Glasgow's pretty awesome.
36:55Glasgow, and it's very awesome.
36:57Best city in the world, according to you.
36:58It absolutely is the best city in the world, from the Kelvin to the Clyde.
37:02Glasgow's the fertile soil which inspired the inventors of the steam engine and of television.
37:06I think Amherst will give you a run for your money.
37:08You're delusional, and no it couldn't. Also, we would destroy you in hand-to-hand combat.
37:12Stop flirting, Scotland.
37:14I'm not.
37:15Oh, okay, okay.
37:18So, what are your plans tonight?
37:20Well, at six, I'm going to the Hogshead to meet my mum and dad and my family for dinner.
37:25Though, Evie says I don't have to eat if I don't want to. I can play it by ear.
37:28Cool. I'll see you later.
37:32Clay?
37:33You know that you can't charm Glaswegians like you do everybody else?
37:36Worked on you, Scotland.
37:38Right, Dr. MacArthur. Are you ready for your close-up?
37:46I hate getting my photo taken.
37:48Don't worry. I've taken a pet photography course.
37:50So, you ran into my new hire.
37:52We really needed someone who could, um, reach the kids. You know, give a smile and educate the guests.
37:58Without lecturing them, Nina.
38:01Okay.
38:03Could you relax your face?
38:05Bit more warmth in the eyes?
38:07Stop scowling at the camera.
38:11Oh, have you given any thought to your costume for the fundraiser?
38:13No.
38:14It's historical figures in paleontology.
38:16Yeah.
38:17But don't worry if you haven't. I can run you something up.
38:19I've, um, taken a tailoring course.
38:26Oh, I know what might help.
38:29Right. Look at the birdie.
38:32Good girl.
38:33Nope.
38:34No, no, no. I meant in a dog way, not in a...
38:36Nope.
38:37Oh, goodness.
38:41I might have to report myself to myself.
38:49Nope.
38:50Nope.
38:51Nope.
38:52Nope.
38:55Hello.
38:56You've been here a lot today.
38:58You've needed me a lot today.
38:59I'm fine.
39:00Nina.
39:01I know that you're fine, but you're not very good at asking for a bit of extra support when you need it.
39:05I'm your sister. I can tell. How was work?
39:07It was awful.
39:08They've moved my office.
39:09People kept applauding when I walked into rooms and...
39:12Shane called me a good girl.
39:14Ew.
39:15I know.
39:16So Lee's back?
39:17Yes.
39:18Do you think he's bullshitting?
39:19I think, given the state of the current UK rail network, it's statistically likely that his train was cancelled.
39:24But you can ask him.
39:25When we meet him at the Hogshead, I invited him.
39:29That's good.
39:31So, how was the big romantic rewriting?
39:33Fine.
39:34I mean...
39:35Awkward.
39:36Fine.
39:37But...
39:38Every conversation I have with somebody who isn't you is awkward, so...
39:40I think it was normal awkward.
39:41Or it was bad awkward.
39:42I don't know.
39:43But it was nice to see him.
39:45From the neck down.
39:46I forgot how lovely his shoulders were.
39:49Hmm.
39:50Did you read that article I sent you about the sword dragon fossils?
39:54Yeah.
39:55Are you lying?
39:56Yeah.
39:57Oh!
39:58Clint got a job at the museum.
40:00Temporarily.
40:01What?
40:02Nina!
40:03When I said, how was your day, you really thought the relocation of your office was the priority.
40:07You brought my favourite pen.
40:10Are you telling me your work husband flew all the way to Glasgow just to see you?
40:14He saw my husband in any capacity and he's not here to see me.
40:17He's here to work.
40:18Temporarily.
40:19Chasing you.
40:20Clint's not chasing me.
40:21He's my colleague.
40:22Oh!
40:23And spoke to Lee and he said him not showing up had nothing to do with Clint.
40:27So you were wrong.
40:28Or he was lying.
40:30Men lie when they're insecure.
40:32Great.
40:33More weird social cues I don't get.
40:35Before you go feel Avila been on me, I've got more information on Bo.
40:47You don't have to keep distracting me.
40:48Nah, I'm invested now.
40:49I spent three hours after lunch setting up a fake profile so I could befriend our brother
40:53on that account.
40:54Guess what I found.
40:55I'm bad at guessing.
40:56Just guess.
40:57Eh.
40:59Bo's been radicalised by the right wing.
41:02No.
41:03He's a furry.
41:04Oh no.
41:07He's got a foot thing?
41:08Maybe, but no.
41:10He's selling his Playstation 5.
41:12Oh!
41:13Bo loves his console.
41:14I know.
41:15That's where he goes to like punch pedestrians and to tend his little pumpkin patch in his dreamlike valley.
41:20I know.
41:21Something that's most definitely a foot.
41:23I think he's lost his job, sold his lap to that big sexy man and he's living couch to couch
41:28like an early age he'd seen him.
41:29You says he has breakfast at hours most mornings.
41:31Is he wearing business attire?
41:33Eh, but that doesn't mean anything.
41:34He's probably just sat in the park and his wee suit taking the pigeons because he's too
41:38afraid to tell mum and dad he's fucked his life up.
41:40Oh my god.
41:41For the first time I'm the best sibling.
41:43Easy.
41:44Oh, let me have it.
41:46Bo.
41:47Hi Bo.
41:48Hello brother.
41:51I'm telling mum and dad.
41:55What are you talking about?
41:56We know your secret.
41:57There's no secret.
41:58I don't have a secret.
41:59Who's the man living at your flat?
42:01What?
42:02Selling you Playstation, huh?
42:03Found to buy it, have you?
42:05Why are you two like this?
42:06Oh, Eva wants to feel like the superior sibling and I kinda need the distraction but now I'm
42:12just doing it because it's fun.
42:14Fuck this, I'm walking.
42:15Bye Bo.
42:16We'll race you.
42:17I think he's definitely a furry.
42:19Thanks driver.
42:20Thanks driver.
42:21Uh oh.
42:22That's my honey blossom.
42:23Mean bean.
42:24Oh, I'm glad you came home kid.
42:25I was worried you were going to stay on that island.
42:26Why didn't you say anything?
42:27It's a parent's job to be supportive no matter what.
42:28I think you need to re-evaluate your approach dad.
42:29Put your foot down occasionally.
42:30What if I said I was going to get a tattoo?
42:31I'd probably ask you which bum cheek you're going to get it on.
42:33It's good that your wee pal finally showed up at you.
42:34Your mum likes him.
42:35Now, I know you don't like a fuss kid, but you do enjoy time's new Roman.
42:53It's perfect.
42:54Oh.
42:55Hello.
42:56Hi.
42:57Bo's got a secret now.
42:58Mm-hmm.
42:59And he won't tell us.
43:00He's either joined a cull, or he's addicted to online bingo.
43:04Maybe it's both.
43:05People in those bingo adverts look way too happy.
43:06Mm-hmm.
43:07You're definitely up to something.
43:08Well, just mind your own business.
43:09Hmm.
43:10You're like a sexy Columbo.
43:11Oh, murder she wrote is sexy Columbo.
43:13Very true.
43:14At least tell us who the hunky guy living in your flat is.
43:16He's already taken lunch.
43:17Shut up.
43:18Are you in a thruple bowl?
43:19When Hilda moved out, I converted him to sleep.
43:21Oh, I was going to sleep.
43:22I was going to sleep.
43:23I was going to sleep.
43:24I was going to sleep.
43:25I was going to sleep.
43:26I was going to sleep.
43:27I was going to sleep.
43:28When Hilda moved out, I converted her apothecary into a bedroom.
43:31And I've been letting it out to some junior doctor called Craig.
43:34A lodger.
43:35Very smart, Bo.
43:36A passive income.
43:37If Bo has a passive income, then why is he selling his consult?
43:39Hmm?
43:40Is it addiction?
43:41Is it bath salts, Bo?
43:42Bo, have you been sniffing soaps?
43:44Taking bumps of shower gel.
43:50Guys.
43:51Amber's back.
43:52She's coming to the pub.
43:54Oh, my twin flame.
43:55She's been working on this big gay boy band cruise for the last eight months.
43:58The drama on that ship.
44:00Honestly, every voice note was like my own personal podcast.
44:03Here we go.
44:05What's he doing?
44:10What's going on?
44:12Why is he doing that?
44:14Hello?
44:15Hello?
44:16Hello?
44:17Hello?
44:18Hello?
44:19Hello?
44:20Hello?
44:21Hello?
44:22Hello?
44:23Hello?
44:24Hello?
44:25Hello?
44:26Hello?
44:27Hello?
44:28Hello?
44:29Amber's pregnant.
44:30I'm going to kill you.
44:31Who do you think the dad is?
44:33Dad.
44:34Mum.
44:35Sisters.
44:36Ranesh.
44:39Coffee man.
44:40Me and Amber.
44:41Amber and I.
44:42We're having a baby.
44:43Together.
44:44I'm carrying the MacArthur Air.
44:45We're not a couple.
44:46Obviously, that would be disgusting.
44:48We're consciously, gently co-parenting.
44:52Many blessings.
44:53May I touch the bum?
44:54Er, no.
44:55We promised we wouldn't sleep with each other's friends.
44:57You shagged Stevie with the eyebrows.
44:58Didn't get him pregnant.
44:59I take it you didn't know.
45:00Oh no, I never pick up on stuff like this.
45:02A baby!
45:03Oh!
45:04Well done!
45:05Well done!
45:06Baby Bo!
45:07Well done, Bo!
45:08He's got my best friend pregnant and we're just saying well done, Bo!
45:15Do you need to go in?
45:16No, no.
45:17Can I get some crisps, please?
45:18Aye, no bother.
45:20Salt and vinegar.
45:23Why didn't you tell me?
45:24Hey, but first I didn't realise.
45:26I thought I had buffet belly and seasickness from the cruise.
45:29Amber!
45:30You sent me like 17 minute long voice notes every day.
45:32You could have dropped it in.
45:33By the time I found out, I just...
45:36I was so scared.
45:40Oh, Amber.
45:41And I just wanted to tell you in person.
45:44Yeah.
45:46I promise I'll never keep anything from you ever again.
45:48You're not.
45:49You're going to be the coolest auntie.
45:50You're going to be the best mum.
45:52What the hell?
45:53And Bo's going to be a dad.
45:55Yeah.
45:56Yeah.
45:58When?
45:59The wedding.
46:00Where?
46:01The shed.
46:02That's romantic.
46:03How did your parents take her?
46:04My mum was so happy.
46:05Oh.
46:06A phone psychic told her she'd never be a granny.
46:08So she might get a refund.
46:10The crisps.
46:11Did I say ready, salted?
46:12Yeah.
46:14Better for the baby.
46:15Yeah.
46:16Yeah.
46:17Yeah.
46:18You're going to be an auntie.
46:19How do you feel?
46:21Isn't she positively glowing?
46:23How much work will this entail for me?
46:24A lot.
46:25But I'm good with babies, so, you know, I can help.
46:29Hey!
46:30Hello, friends!
46:31Hey!
46:32My favourite American!
46:34What are you doing here?
46:35Oh, Lena invited me.
46:36No, I didn't.
46:37I just told you where it was going.
46:38Information does not an invitation make.
46:40It's so good to finally meet you in person.
46:42I'm playing.
46:43Me?
46:44No, I know, I know.
46:45Amber, you must be Nina's hunky work husband.
46:48Mum and Dad told me all about you.
46:50I'm Amber.
46:51The woman whose pregnancy announcement you've just trampled all over.
46:54Amber, I'm so sorry.
46:55I'll make it up to you.
46:56Tell me where to send the gift.
46:57Ugh.
46:58Sit down, we'll get you a drink.
46:59Hold on.
47:00I need to get a picture of this.
47:01Nina and her friends.
47:03Oh, Nina, remember when all your friends were dead scientists?
47:06Yep.
47:07We had to get you a Ouija board.
47:08Yeah.
47:09So, how's Scotland treating you?
47:11She's kind of mean, but I like her.
47:13Smile!
47:14He's a crowd, eh?
47:15Come on, cozy up, you three!
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