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00:00Godspeed, Ma Baker, you're a force of nature.
00:06May she burn in hell.
00:24Wakey, wakey!
00:25Chop, chop. We are back on track.
00:30If you want that dress to fit properly, you should have been on my peloton an hour ago.
00:34In my day, we ate nothing but cotton wool.
00:37The week of the wedding.
00:38I was constipated my entire honeymoon.
00:41But you, my dear, will have to sweat it out.
00:43Okay, you're right. Sit sweaty.
00:46Miracle cream.
00:48Fancy.
00:49And a little cheat.
00:51You're welcome.
00:54Oh!
00:55I'm so adorable.
00:59What are you sleeping?
01:06Are you staring at me?
01:08Sorry, that was creepy.
01:10No, that's the look of a woman who regressed not sleeping with me last night.
01:14Yeah, dead body will do wonders to your libido.
01:16Yeah, fair enough.
01:18Seriously, you're lovely.
01:20It's just, another penis is not the answer for me right now.
01:25Another penis?
01:27Just, not a, have you even had Canadian penis before?
01:30Okay, stop.
01:30Maple.
01:31Stop saying penis.
01:32Let's do it.
01:32Oh my god, Barbara just gave me actual laxatives.
01:34This cream is actually really nice.
01:36Oh, shit.
01:37It's not what it looks like.
01:38Whoa.
01:39Okay, this is fucking happening now.
01:43Shit.
01:44Oh, that girl needs help.
01:45Don't we all?
01:46No, I'm serious.
01:47She's on some strong ass shit.
01:48It looks like she's puffing benzos like candy.
01:50What?
01:51Takes one to know one, I guess.
01:53Jesus, I really know how to pick them.
01:54I thought you weren't picking me.
01:55Hmm, don't be cute.
01:57Well, you should go.
01:58She needs you.
01:58Yeah, thanks.
02:00Oh, fuck.
02:01Look, I am not fucking Luca, and I can see how bad that looked, and I'm, I'm, I'm sorry.
02:05I don't care.
02:06Do what you want.
02:06Hang on.
02:07Why am I the one apologizing after all the gnarly shit you said to me last night?
02:11I did?
02:11Uh, yeah.
02:13Are you?
02:14Oh, yeah.
02:15Oh my god, I did.
02:16Fuck, I'm sorry.
02:17Sorry, what are you doing?
02:19I must have really lost my temper.
02:21Do you think that you could drive us somewhere?
02:22I just, I really need to get out of here.
02:24The day before the wedding?
02:25No, it is not happening.
02:27You will not leave the day before the wedding.
02:30As a Jew, it's tradition.
02:33I can't sleep under the same roof as my future husband the night before our wedding as much as I want to.
02:37It's against my religion.
02:38But there is a spreadsheet.
02:40There are timetables for the next 48 hours.
02:43This is not part of the plan.
02:45Day one for a cortado.
02:46Yes, please.
02:47Uno.
02:47I can't believe you're doing this to mommy on the day before our wedding.
02:51Do you understand the stress this is putting her under?
02:53This is the biggest day of her life.
02:54Lads, the truth is I wanted to take Sarah away for the night.
02:57You know, I brought some of our dad's ashes so that we could have a little private ceremony for our dear dead dad.
03:02You know, Sarah needs to say a proper goodbye.
03:04I do.
03:05So, I'm trying a new bean here.
03:07Honest thoughts, please.
03:08This is the biggest day of her life, too, Steve.
03:10Jesus, that's good.
03:11Yeah?
03:12I can't believe it.
03:13Barbara, thank you for being so understanding.
03:15I know this is hard for you.
03:17Maybe just you and I can have a candid lunch.
03:20Change the spreadsheet.
03:21Thanks, honey.
03:22I mean, where are you even going to stay?
03:24By the lake.
03:25That reminds me of a funny story.
03:27Robert McIntosh, his daughter decides that she's going to go to the lake the weekend before her wedding.
03:33And she's now water skiing, boat cuts her off.
03:36She falls over, breaks both lakes, and two giant casts under her wedding dress for the entire ceremony.
03:42Dad, she was paralyzed from the neck down.
03:44They had to cancel the wedding.
03:47Oh, my God.
03:48That's right.
03:49That was an awful thing.
03:51You know, the lake will be frozen, so there will be no water skiing.
03:55Or any skiing.
03:57I had juvenile rheumatoid arthritis, so I can't ski.
03:59She really can't.
04:00I'll have her back first thing.
04:02You better be back by 7 a.m. because you need 10 hours of sleep if we're going to have any luck with those bags under your eyes.
04:10Enough luggage for an army under there.
04:12I'll do my tapping.
04:15I love you.
04:16I love you.
04:17I can't wait to be married.
04:18Bye.
04:20I'm not doing a runner, to be clear.
04:22Okay?
04:23I just, I need some air.
04:25Okay, well, where are we going?
04:26I don't know.
04:27Just drive.
04:28All right.
04:30Let's go.
04:31Let's get on that road to nowhere.
04:33I can't believe you let us run out of gas.
04:51This is the woman who can't drive.
04:53Oh, sorry.
04:53Petrol.
04:54Oh, look at the chickens.
04:56Hey, can you call Steve?
04:58No.
04:58They can get him to...
04:59No.
05:00Well, it's fucking freezing.
05:02It's okay.
05:03I have a plan.
05:04This is the plan?
05:05Hygothermia?
05:06Trust me.
05:06We're almost there.
05:08Why do people live in this country?
05:10God, stop complaining.
05:11Take in the scenery.
05:12You're giving me a headache.
05:14I'm sure you have a pill for that.
05:17In fact, I do.
05:19Oh, well, that's very mature.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:21I didn't sleep with him either way.
05:24My God, I truly don't care.
05:25No, it's not about Luke.
05:28Look, can you listen to me for once?
05:31I've heard all the things you said.
05:32Jesus knows you've said a lot, but that's not who I am.
05:35Since you left, I've been trying to make something good out of this fucking mess,
05:39and I think it's fair to say it's not going brilliantly, but I am trying.
05:42Hey, good for you.
05:44Is that sarcasm?
05:45No, I'm being serious.
05:46Look, can we just not talk about this right now, on the night before my wedding?
05:50Can we please have some fun?
05:55It's so much flatterer than I expected.
05:57I like not a waterfall in sight, you know what I mean?
06:00There's so many waterfalls.
06:02I'm just not near one right now.
06:04Well, this looks romantic.
06:08It's white.
06:09Bridal.
06:10The sign.
06:12Hey.
06:32Hey.
06:33Bobby Joe.
06:34It's BJ.
06:35Right.
06:36BJ.
06:37Do you have a room available, just for one night?
06:41You all hunters?
06:43No.
06:44No.
06:44We're not hunters.
06:46Do we look like hunters?
06:47I presume.
06:48Everybody's hunting for something.
06:49Moose, deer, turkey, pheasant, money, love, revenge.
06:52Got it.
06:53Yeah.
06:53Hunting.
06:54No, we're just going to sleep here.
06:55Thanks, BJ.
06:57We're very tired.
06:58Sure thing.
06:59One night, that'll be $400.
07:00Bargain.
07:03Thanks, BJ, for that.
07:06Is it okay to tap?
07:09Uh-huh.
07:17Is there anywhere to get anything to eat around here?
07:20There's a bar over there.
07:21They got chips.
07:22Great.
07:23Okay, room 59.
07:24So, around the corner.
07:25Great.
07:25Give it a jiggle.
07:26Thanks.
07:28Whoa.
07:33This is not where I imagined you the night before your wedding.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:37It's perfect.
07:41To the bar?
07:42No, not that fast.
07:43Now, listen.
07:44We are on a three-drink maximum.
07:47Maximum.
07:47Don't play a player.
07:48Okay, I just need to quickly wash my tape.
07:50Yeah, lovely.
07:54Whoa.
07:55Can't say that I'm on the scene.
07:57Oh.
07:58Hey, ladies.
07:59Hello again, BJ.
08:00Uh, what's your most popular drink?
08:02Rye.
08:03What the fuck is rye?
08:04It's Canadian whiskey.
08:05The night before your wedding.
08:06No, no, I don't think so.
08:08Um, can we get the lightest beer you have on tap, please?
08:11And thank you.
08:12And some chips.
08:13And some water.
08:15God, you really have changed.
08:16Yep.
08:18Light beer is water in these parts.
08:19Oh, chips.
08:21Say.
08:22Ooh.
08:26All right.
08:27To the bride.
08:30Sláinte.
08:33Cheers, Blunt.
08:34Thanks, Paige.
08:38So, how's your health?
08:43How's my health?
08:45Um, fine, thank you.
08:47How's your health?
08:48I know about surgery.
08:51Auntie Shadi told me.
08:52So?
08:53What is happening?
08:55I haven't decided yet.
08:56I have to go to this, like, post-op thingy, and I haven't booked it yet.
08:59But you can't mess around.
09:00This is fucking serious.
09:01I know, I know.
09:02I'm not, okay?
09:02I'm dealing with it.
09:04And what does Steve think?
09:07Oh, Jesus Christ.
09:08You haven't told him.
09:09Oh.
09:10Well, pot, kettle.
09:12You've been holding under some pretty pertinent details yourself.
09:16You know, with the whole, like, freezing your eggs thing.
09:20Cheryl told me.
09:22It's not the same thing.
09:23And there's nothing to tell.
09:24It didn't work out.
09:26Fuck, I'm really sorry.
09:28No, no, no, no, no.
09:28We didn't order these.
09:30But we will drink them.
09:31Really?
09:32We have some admirers over there.
09:35Cheers, ladies.
09:36Well, hello down there.
09:39Thanks so much.
09:40Now, this is drink number three.
09:42You really want to do this?
09:43No, I think technically it doesn't count if I didn't order it.
09:45Sorry.
09:47Okay.
09:48One wild card for the bride.
09:49Oh, thank you for the support.
09:51Oh, God.
09:51That is disgusting.
09:52Would you two lovely ladies care to join me and my friends over there?
09:57We're good.
09:58Thanks.
09:58Hey, I'm getting married tomorrow.
10:00Hey.
10:02Any of you boys strip?
10:05Woo.
10:05Yay.
10:06Cheers.
10:07Cheers.
10:09Hello.
10:10The drinking game.
10:11It's called high-low.
10:12I'm going to turn a card.
10:13You are going to say whether you want to go higher or lower.
10:15Higher.
10:16Higher.
10:17Higher.
10:17Higher.
10:18Higher.
10:20There you go.
10:21Higher.
10:22Higher.
10:24Higher.
10:26Here's another rule.
10:28You're not allowed to point.
10:29You're not allowed to point.
10:30I need a little top of it.
10:34There's anybody here.
10:34Come on.
10:34More, more, more, more, more.
10:37She's good, she's good, she's good.
10:38All right.
10:39What are we doing over there, Davey?
10:41All right.
10:42Yeah, great.
10:42Never better.
10:43Are any of you guys married?
10:45Oh, hell yeah.
10:46Lunch of time.
10:46You are?
10:47Yeah.
10:47Uh, do you have any advice for the bride-to-be?
10:50Uh, yeah, marriage is just like poker.
10:53You know, you start with a couple of hearts and a diamond.
10:55In the end, you're wishing you had a club and a spade.
10:57Wow.
10:59Now, don't listen to Davey, okay?
11:01He just married the wrong fucking woman.
11:03Three fucking times.
11:04Hey, hey, third time's the charm.
11:07If I were married six times, I'm looking for my sevens.
11:10She's available.
11:12Oh!
11:13There you go, Lenny.
11:15There you go.
11:15I'm just going to go for a second.
11:17Okay?
11:19Ah!
11:20Yes!
11:21Take it off!
11:23Come on, buddy!
11:25I'm playing again!
11:26No!
11:44Hey.
11:45It's very dark.
11:53Oh, what?
11:55Oh.
11:56Yeah.
11:57Sure.
11:57Sure.
11:57Killed a mother today.
12:12She wasn't with her babies or nothing, just grazing.
12:17I could tell she was a mother by the way she was looking around.
12:22I didn't feel a thing.
12:25I just watched her go.
12:30Life just left her real quick.
12:32It's a crazy thing to see something alive one moment and dead the next at your own hand.
12:43You know what I mean?
12:44You know what I mean?
12:45Yeah.
12:46Yeah.
12:46I mean...
12:48No.
12:49Oh, my God!
12:51Oh, my God!
12:52It's a truck!
12:52Look at this!
12:53Ah!
12:54I love these!
12:55You know, I had this, um, camp counselor who I was totally obsessed with and he had a pickup
13:09truck, you know, to move the canoes and all my friends used to load in but I was never allowed
13:14to go because, you know, my mom always said that pickup trucks were the quickest route to
13:18brain damage.
13:19Smart woman.
13:20Oh!
13:21This is the best bachelorette party ever!
13:24This is not a party.
13:26Ooh.
13:27Ooh.
13:28Nice sky, though.
13:30Yeah, right?
13:31You ladies need a top-up?
13:33No.
13:34I'll have a beer.
13:35One beer.
13:36Coming up.
13:37Okay, and it's freezing.
13:38Just five more minutes.
13:40Okay.
13:41I need to pee.
13:42Five minutes, one beer.
13:43And then we are...
13:44We're going.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:47Yes, boss.
13:48Want a beer?
13:49Here we are.
13:50Oh, thanks, Jackie.
13:51You're a legend.
13:52Cheers to you.
13:54Wow.
13:55I've never seen so many stars.
14:14See you next time.
14:15No.
14:16I've never seen anything.
14:17No.
14:18No.
14:19No.
14:20No.
14:21I've never seen you.
14:22No.
14:23I've never seen me.
14:24I've never seen you.
14:25Oh, fuck.
14:26Whoa.
14:27You're a 새로i?
14:28I've never seen you.
14:29You're a 새로i?
14:30You're a 새로i?
14:31Yeah, yeah.
14:32Can't stand.
14:33Oh, she's a 새로i?
14:34My sister where the fuck is she where has he taken her
15:04Thanks, Jackie, you're a total hero
15:23Jackie took us for some donuts
15:27Don't you ever do that to me again
15:30What the fuck?
15:31You walked into my life, remember?
15:33Yeah, I know that
15:34I was doing fine before I met you
15:35I was doing fucking fine
15:36And then you showed up
15:37And you made me fucking care about you
15:38Like I think about you all the time
15:40I worry about you
15:41And it's fucking exhausting
15:43I thought you were hungry
15:54Asshole
16:06I brought you a piece, donut
16:21I know you're not sleeping
16:34Okay
16:38I'm just gonna put this down
16:41Right here
16:43Next to your head
16:45Hang on, it's not recording yet
16:54Hang on, it's not recording yet
17:08This is so stupid
17:11This is for your future daughter
17:12Come on
17:13Okay, there
17:14It's working
17:15How pregnant are you now?
17:18I'm 43 weeks pregnant
17:19I'm as big as a house
17:21What are you most excited about?
17:24Hey, I can't wait to meet this monkey
17:27Who are you?
17:28Little bird
17:29Who are you gonna be?
17:31Who do you hope she'll be?
17:33I hope she has a strong sense of herself
17:35Goes after what she wants
17:38With every fiber of her being
17:39She's powerful
17:42And uses the power
17:44To make things a little better
17:46She doesn't take easy streets
17:49You know
17:50Easy decisions hard life
17:52Hard decisions you can live
17:53I hope that she lives a life
17:56Truth
17:57Like you
17:58Okay
18:01Enough
18:02I have to pee
18:02I have to pee
18:04Yeah?
18:11Can I come in?
18:13Uh-huh
18:13I heard voices
18:19Oh, it's nothing
18:20Shelley sent me an old video
18:23I'm sorry that I scared you
18:25I just wanted to feel something different
18:28Than this
18:30Look
18:32You don't have to go through with this
18:35I do
18:35I want to marry him
18:37He's not perfect
18:39But I mean
18:40Look at me
18:41Hot
18:43Kettle
18:44Exactly
18:44You deserve
18:46Something
18:46Stop it
18:47Just stop it, okay?
18:48I'm marrying him because
18:50It's good enough
18:52It's good enough for me
18:55You expect way too much
18:58I mean, where's the trophy for
19:00Carving out the most difficult life possible for yourself?
19:08Okay
19:08He's not such a bad guy
19:13He's really not
19:15No, you could do it a lot worse
19:16I really could
19:17And he'll take care of you
19:18He will
19:19I mean, you can take a shift break
19:20From the worrying
19:21You really know what you're doing
19:24I do
19:25Oh
19:25Good practice for tomorrow
19:27Fuck
19:29Your face is really red
19:31I know
19:31Barb's gonna be so pissed
19:32At you
19:33I'm sorry
19:34Oh, it's okay
19:35It wasn't that hard, but
19:36It's fucking hurt, though
19:37Okay
19:41Let's get you married
19:45Thank you
19:56You want enough?
19:56You know it
19:57Oh my god
20:00I've had like three already
20:02I'm never gonna pay my dress
20:04You're cracking sky
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