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00:01Evie?
00:03Do you have any eyebrow gel?
00:04Did they have eyebrow gel back then?
00:06I look like an angry owl.
00:08Do you think I look too slutty for a museum open day?
00:10Every day at a museum's an open day, Evie.
00:12This is a walk through history.
00:14A great opportunity for education and public outreach.
00:17Okay, you hate the public and you hate reaching out,
00:19so did Shane tell you to say that?
00:22Yes.
00:23You can't talk to any of my colleagues.
00:24You've got chaos in your eyes.
00:25It's been missing, hasn't it?
00:27My spark, my whimsy, the chaos.
00:29Ever since I got married, it feels like it's gone.
00:32The word you're looking for is stability.
00:34You're stable now.
00:35Well, maybe what today needs is a bit of instability.
00:38I can find Mr. I've got other options and slap some sense into him.
00:41Oh, this is a work event.
00:43He's not going to be there.
00:44I'm not going to think about it.
00:45Okay, but if I see him...
00:46No.
00:47All I have to do today is oversimplify a subject
00:49I feel very passionately about to pander to the public
00:51while dressed like a giant tea-cosy version of my hero Mary Anning.
00:55There will be no love triangles.
00:56There will be no will-they-won't-they.
00:57There will be no shenanigans nor erotic fiction.
01:00N-D-N.
01:01No drama, Nina.
01:02Got it.
01:06It's just...
01:07I've never had a fight before where I didn't feel at least a little bit right
01:10and nothing about last night feels right.
01:13Sis.
01:14Come on.
01:15You're doing great.
01:16Having a screaming match in the street with a boy is a rite of passage.
01:18I just want to curl up and go to sleep.
01:20Nope.
01:21Going to work.
01:22I'm a grown-up.
01:23I've got my big girl bonnet on.
01:24And do you seriously think he has other options?
01:26Why else would he have said that?
01:28Uh, because men are stupid.
01:29Are we ready?
01:31Ladies!
01:32Ranesh.
01:33You look so hot.
01:34Oh, thank you, my love.
01:35Okay, you need to tone it down a bit.
01:37This is a work event, yeah?
01:38We can't.
01:39We run hot.
01:40Yes, we do.
01:45Howdy doody.
01:46Shut up.
01:47I mean, he's fine if you like that kind of thing.
01:49You friggin' love that kind of thing.
01:51Do you love that kind of thing?
01:52Okay, what's going on with you two?
01:54We bought horny chocolate off an Instagram ad.
01:56We did.
01:57We really want to keep our marriage spicy,
01:58and the woman in the video said that she was absolutely stopping.
02:01Oh, Evie, shut up.
02:03You said you were here to support me.
02:05I've got my professional bonnet on.
02:07How are you going to make it through the day without climbing him like a great old?
02:10Erm, very simply, I'm a professional, and I've never climbed a tree before.
02:14So, listen, you and Lee have been dancing about each other for, what, the best part of a year?
02:18Yeah.
02:19And that bombed.
02:20So, logically...
02:21Logically, you should take a page out of our book, name being, and dive in head first.
02:25Oh, I should take advice from the two people who just bought Sex Potion off the internet, yeah?
02:32He's waving, what do I do?
02:34Wave back, you numpty.
02:35Okay.
02:37The greatest things in life are on the other side of fear.
02:40I thought the greatest things in life were free.
02:43Hello, Cliton.
02:44A pleasure to see you again, Miss Anning.
02:46Oh, no, the pleasure's all mine, Mr. Buckland.
02:49Evie, Ranesh, lovely to see you both.
02:51And you, Mr. Buckfast.
02:55Ready to walk through history, Scotland?
02:57You know, if we made any substantive leap back through town, we'd probably die of disease.
03:01Oh, yeah.
03:02Oh, you'd be executed in a heartbeat.
03:04What, correcting the menfolk? Speaking your mind?
03:07Which?
03:08Well, you'd be just fine with your big white face and your big white teeth and your man parts.
03:12You'd probably be king for the day.
03:13I could give you the royal pardon.
03:15Hey, well, we're going to leave you two to whatever this is.
03:21We have plans.
03:22Evie, no shenanigans.
03:23Not in my place of work.
03:25Oh, sorry.
03:26Nina, Clayton, over here.
03:27Shall we?
03:28We shall.
03:29Huddle up, team.
03:30You should all have your card readers ready to take donations.
03:33All exhibit stations should be manned at all times.
03:37What if I need to pee?
03:38Just hold it.
03:40Last year, several educational aids were stolen.
03:42It was paper-mashy seashells and he'd made them himself.
03:45Our theory is the cleaners thought they were rubbish and binned them.
03:48Remember to present your card reader with a smile.
03:51After you've dropped some knowledge, there's a prize for the department who raised the most money.
03:55I'm too hot. Let's de-huddle.
03:57Last year, the prize was a job well done.
03:59Yeah, well, this year it's real.
04:00And we shan't be updone by antiquities.
04:02Not again.
04:03Not on my watch.
04:04Antiquities have Hollywood on their side and they always use it.
04:06Oh.
04:07That's why you're dressed like Grease Lightning.
04:10Well, no, hang on.
04:11Nina, I'm Jurassic Park's Dr. Ian Malcolm, obviously.
04:14Well, he was a mathematician, obviously.
04:15Nina, all we have is Jurassic Park.
04:17They've got Gladiator, Troy, Indiana Jones.
04:22As the great Samuel L. Jackson once said,
04:24Hold on to your butts.
04:27As you can see, the antiquities department have gone all out this year.
04:34They're articulate robbers.
04:36Oh.
04:37And let the guests know that there are complimentary but limited drinks from the van around the corner.
04:42To your stations.
04:43I didn't know you would be here.
04:53I'd already said yes, so it's too late to pull out.
04:56I was going to tell you the other day.
04:57No, it's good that you've honoured your commitment.
05:00You look...
05:01It's okay.
05:02I'm a grown-up.
05:03You're a grown-up.
05:04We've got jobs to do, so...
05:06We'll do that.
05:09You okay, Scotland?
05:10Get ready, folks.
05:11It's nearly showtime.
05:12Open the doors.
05:13They're already open, Shane.
05:14Welcome to Jurassic Park.
05:15So, who are you supposed to be?
05:16I am Mary Anning.
05:17I could tell you a little bit about her.
05:18She was struck by waiting at 15 months old, but she survived it.
05:21And her dad said, after that, she became bright, like the lightning itself.
05:41Oh, and we're done.
05:45after that she became bright like the lightning itself oh and we're done thank you nina have you
05:50seen rex why is he hiding no keeps helping old ladies up the stairs every time he gets one up
05:56he goes back and gets another one it is so disgustingly hot you two are really weird do you
06:01know that do you think that claudette from antiquities is lee's other option great robin
06:09and boyfriend robin i thought they were just friends but they do look flirty
06:13do you know what i'm not doing this today is about work and being claudette in our ugly vases
06:18a bit hello hello oh no daddy for you not before we you know what my love is cashew cream what are we
06:28what are we you know wanting we're going to both in the museum i'm getting my freak back
06:31evie no i'm not asking permission this is happening how do we get to the big um truby piano thing
06:38it's called a pipe organ and it brings much joy to the elderly please don't sully it
06:42i'm gonna pipe his organ no evie don't buff on the organ excuse me don't buff on the organ is
06:49mary anning's favorite body limerick who's mary anning only the greatest paleontologist who ever
06:54lived she was the first to discover the complete skeleton of a plesiosaurus mate all right cool
07:01you need to calm down you're scaring away the clientele i'm here to help you pal you're not my pal
07:06and i don't need your help you obviously do need my help because you're dressed like nanny mcphee and
07:09you're sweating okay well i'm always sweaty how did you even get in here do you know what actually
07:14don't tell me do you know why because i'm not talking to you i bought a ticket it's not what the
07:18fucking met galley a freak like i made a mess the other night and i'm here to fix it let me i don't
07:24need you to fix it in fact you can't fix it you can't just glue us back together like where your
07:27princess diana plate that you broke and then mum found out you broke that this is it because you
07:32shoved me into a shell okay i'm going to go and talk to your coffee man i'm going to sort it out
07:37no no no bob neena why is your station unmanned because i need a minute we're losing this neena
07:43we barely started and we're already losing there's a line around the bottom for a picture with clear
07:46perhaps like this is some kind of theme park oh how terrible we need to do something bolder neena
07:51do you think clayton would take his shirt off absolutely not and now you have to go report
07:54yourself to yourself for saying that i'm boiling i need to take this cloak off okay
08:01shane you can't come with me to the cloakroom no bother another demerit
08:09nope no no we were just we weren't sorry i said no boyfriend in the museum i'm a professional
08:19i have a professional bonnet on this is my place of work and i am boiling and i'm tired
08:24and beau is here we told him not to come yeah well he didn't listen much like you two when i said
08:29don't poop in the museum evie once you've wiped yourself off if you could come to the bathroom
08:36and help me because it's difficult to pee in these skirts sorry i was finding my spark take your time
08:42there are some elderly ladies who need an escort up the stairs
08:45are you okay no i just need a minute are you even peeing i thought i needed but i think i might just
08:57be annoyed and it's hard watching leon cladette flirt and i can't be all smiley and i'm hot my cloak is heavy
09:01where i just want to be left alone take all the time you need
09:09i hate that i'm like this i wish i was normal don't do that nina i love you
09:18ranesh loves you you're perfect and i'm perfect but you're nina i feel like i'm failing all the time
09:26because you hold yourself to these unachievable standards and then you're raging with yourself
09:30when you can't reach them it's like you constantly set yourself up to fail you don't need to do that
09:36you're magic sis okay thank you now give me the key to your office no you don't understand this
09:49chocolate has done a number on me and i am savage is it weird i kind of want to choke ranesh but in
09:54like a fun hot way it's super weird you need to like cool down my friend no what i need is
10:00to just let my primate brain just take control do you know that we had years of evolution to stop
10:05that logic and rationality be damned i am an animal now give me the key no
10:14from the iguanodon this bone was discovered by dr gideon mantel in the 1820s in sussex you
10:27didn't know at the time that it could possibly be over a hundred million years old
10:32can i hold it no can my son hold it what part of a hundred million years old do you people not
10:40understand a bit cheeky any donations they've never even ticked i told you to go away why are you still
10:49here try talking to your fella i told you not to it was hard getting a word on edgeways with that egyptian
10:53bird hanging around cultural appropriation much why are you doing this because i've been in
11:00relationships nina unlike you i'm here to advise if i want advice on a relationship oh you're the
11:06last person i'm coming to see if i wanted advice on how to latch on to the nearest toxic person because
11:13i'm too frightened to be alone in my own thoughts then i'll come to you see if i want advice on how to
11:17be a fuck up then i'll come to your bull right no it's worse than the thought nina they're at least
11:32100 pounds ahead of us i don't care we have to do something nina razzle dazzle them why are you so wet
11:38i'm having a reaction to the leather what we need is something better than them better than the roman
11:45in that i don't want her to win that's the spirit nina do you know why we always lose because we
11:57always always take the moral high ground will no more we're going to play dirty so that was a
12:03whistle stop tour through my life as the people's paleontologist excuse me get up yankee fandang we
12:09need your help take off your shirt no stop asking him to do that also go wipe your face you're absolutely
12:15drenched okay so what's the plan i think if you were in any era it should be the roman
12:25do you remember that package of creative writings that i sent you remember the one about stephen
12:31buckland and tina that's mary anning fan fiction stephen buckland's william buckland why do you think
12:37i'm wearing this outfit tina guessed the book she needs from the royal college after they reject her
12:41by seducing stephen buckland do you want to do a dramatic recreation to destroy the antiquities
12:45department without the carriage scene it's literally my favorite scene of course it is
12:52and remember you have to call me mary call you whatever you want scotland oh i'll get my cloak
12:57oh mr buckland i need i need mary i will give you anything you need just just ask my love
13:10i need you and the keys to the royal college library they won't let me in to advance my studies
13:18damn the misogyny you are the brightest star in the sky gender be damned come i shall take you in
13:25my carriage and on look under the carriage scene oh mr buckland you're not like those other men surely
13:33this will advance my understanding of the prehistoric era and my understanding of what lies beneath your
13:39petticoats and if you want to see the rest please tap your cards onto the reader and make your donations
13:45the more you pay the more they play and remember it's all for a good cause thank you thank you
13:54that's it make your frame every ceiling counts ladies and gentlemen thanks
14:00come on scotland let's give the people what they want i i can't do this it's just a bit of showmanship
14:07i can't
14:15i got too carried away i let my feelings claim my judgment i i i don't behave like that i don't
14:31know what's wrong with me oh and mary anning she deserves better than some made-up fictitious
14:37okay what's going on what's going on come on i need i need what do you need i i need to scream okay
14:44and scream scotland
14:54you feel better now i've let everyone down i've let myself down and antiquities have probably won
15:00no no no declan and shane will handle things um i wonder if this might be putting off the guests
15:10what we did out there wasn't true that wasn't truth what we did out there
15:13okay was we razzled and dazzled them okay to reel them in and then bam we hit them with the facts
15:21you know we wow them with the science the undeniable
15:33i i i can't kiss you i'm sorry i have these feelings and i'm not really good at working out
15:41what they are i have this big massive feeling for you i like you very much but it's not that kind of
15:48feeling you're my friend i think you might be my best friend my first best friend who's not my
15:54relative or an old man or a dead scientist how i feel about you it's not the same as the way i feel
16:05about lee i don't think i can do pretend anymore just because i'm curious or or confused or jealous i
16:14just it's not right are you annoyed at me
16:24scotland um
16:28i don't think i've had a best friend either
16:32how can i be mad at my first
16:39we weren't kissing in the cupboard
16:41tell him we weren't kissing in the cupboard oh yeah no we uh we definitely weren't
16:44kissing in the cupboard deckley uh so i'm gonna go and see if i can wrangle up those last few pounds
16:54we got shown an educational video about what to do
16:58if you discover two colleagues being erotic in the cupboard well i wasn't being erotic in a cupboard
17:03i'm sure
17:04so what are you supposed to do i don't know i got distracted by the actor playing the sexual
17:12harasser he'd been in an episode of minder
17:17how did you find me oh i wasn't looking for you this is where i escaped during official museum events
17:23it's a good nook shane thinks it's haunted
17:25miss otto ball no thank you so what are you hiding from i behaved badly today i wanted to win so
17:39much i've never felt jealousy like this i don't know where it came from oh professional jealousy is
17:46normal in academia there was nothing professional about this it wasn't about academia or the museum
17:52it was about lee and cladette now she's stoke lee or one lee or i don't know all i know is she's the
18:00better option and i'm some weirdo who can't compete sounds like the jealousy isn't the illness
18:07sounds like it's the symptom a symptom of what do you think i'm sick i think you might be in love
18:16love i'm very good at pattern recognition nina
18:19even if that were the case it doesn't matter because he's moved on and i've already lost
18:25love isn't a competition nina it's not about winning or losing it's about
18:31being yourself and letting someone love that version of you and if coffee boy can't handle
18:37you at your weirdo in a bonnet he doesn't deserve you at your brightest paleontologist of her age
18:43thank you declan happy to help am i
18:56these things work themselves out
18:59just takes us a little bit longer
19:03shall we go back out can we stay here a little bit longer
19:07now that all the guests have gone who's ready for the results of the fundraiser
19:17the totals have been tallied
19:27paleontology of one
19:28yes yes come on who public fucking ate up your mariannon smock
19:35he wants to come up and collect the prize
19:36yes yes i do come on let's go baby oh god he's so american
19:43come on let's go i've got the ick
19:44i've got the ick so you and clayton are friends just just friends no inverted commas or wiggly
19:50eyebrows i'm sad we didn't get to boot for the museum i'm not you kept getting distracted by the
19:56old ladies and it was driving me crazy that chocolate made me feral what is in this chocolate
20:01um it's like special ingredient do the voice
20:04um oozing with our secret sauce a blend of sucrose and lecithin guaranteed to really get your juices flowing
20:17sucrose is fancy for sugar and lecithin is a common emulsifier the only thing you are guaranteed is
20:24tooth decay and a smooth cacao product wait do you mean yeah you've been scammed you're an idiot
20:30so this feeling it's just us we don't need artificial enhancements my love the horny juice runs through
20:37us 49.99 plus postage and packaging still worth it what a journey told you we didn't hop oh you're
20:46gonna have to go pick that back up it's not a bin it's a museum yeah come on sorry am i gonna have
20:51to wear my noise cancelling headphones tonight oh yeah so what was the prize it was a 15 pound voucher
21:03to pizza pizza pizza each for the whole department to share i knew it so what are you guys doing later
21:13we're just heading home actually we've got a lot of real housewives to catch up on
21:16okay you okay i'll be fine bye clayton see you later scotland thank you oh sugar boots i've left
21:28my pass can you hold my basket i'll get you's out there hi claudette hey nina well done oh thank you
21:41i just wanted to say that i hope you and lee dr mcarthur it's so good to see you again you remember
21:48my wife we met the last one of these you were hilarious called her a grave robber i swear
21:53sometimes our banter is the only thing that gets me through the day hey nina
21:58i'm so sorry i'm bad at remembering people linda linda claudette's wife linda
22:04do you know where lee went hey you guys you're really cute he left a wee while ago funnily enough
22:14well before the cleaning up started man
22:23i'm gonna go
22:23i love her so claudette has a wife yeah that you've already met yeah and you just forgot about
22:31that yeah maybe i don't pay attention to people's private lives it takes up valuable space in my
22:36brain so lee's free yeah but doesn't matter it's done now i i got jealous over nothing i made an
22:46nurse myself i hurt his feelings i should just let him go be happy very mature because it's the right
22:54thing to do 100p yeah just leave him be keep the boy space
23:00or i could go find him and make things right yes finally obviously that's what you should do
23:20are we gonna power walk the whole way i just need to finally and tell him how i feel and if my feet
23:24slow down then my fear of rejection and being vulnerable will win so fast feet family
23:28hello why is he never answered on his phone
23:34are you coming to pizza pizza pizza no well the voucher's only good for tonight are you kidding me
23:39are you coming we're all guaranteed two slices each pizza nina i can i'm gonna go and declare my
23:44feelings for lee nina the boss sad you won't be joining us though you can call dips on my slices
23:50see i told you these things almost worked themselves out didn't i we're gonna miss it
23:54you did dicklin thank you wait for me
24:02sports fans the key is to not engage with them if you ignore them they'll ignore you
24:09satman bo peep i'm not bo peep obviously i don't have a crook i'm mary anning
24:14mary anning the famous fossil hunter you know the poem she sells seashells on the seashore mary anning
24:24mary anning is the proverbial she mary anning she sells seashells on the seashore mary anning
24:41you want a big life nina live it yeah but then tomorrow can i have a small life again just just
24:51for a wee bit you can spend a whole 24 hours in your room and not speak to a single person
24:57what i'm going to do is i'm going to go in there and i'm going to tell lee i'm sorry and i'm going to
25:01tell him how i feel and and if he doesn't want to see me again then that's fine because at least i've
25:06spoke to him you know at least i've tried and i'm not just sitting about for six months wondering what
25:10would happen if i did something well i know i did that before but i'm not doing that anymore because
25:14now i am going towards the door she's going towards the door no i'm not look i get it you're the best
25:21person i know avoiding discomfort you get a bad feeling about something you don't allow in your
25:24life i didn't know about your whole velvet cushion thing before i moved in well they feel alive
25:28sometimes you've just got to push through the bad feelings to get to the good ones yep okay i've seen
25:34you do this a million times every day yeah you're a pro at this yeah hey yeah do you want us to come
25:38in with you yes okay girl bossing i can see a shadow i think he's coming to the door what's happening
25:47you're not lee he's not lee no i'm not is he in wait is it is this like a a sex thing you know the
25:54the bonnet the weird couple no look i just need to find lee you know you're nina i really should have
26:01led with that oh i've heard about you that explains the sex bonnet it's not a sex bonnet it's a
26:05professional bonnet nina just give me a minute i just need to find lee do you know where he is please
26:10do i look at his mum i don't know what his mum looks like look all i know is he came home and then
26:15he stroked back out of here about an hour ago he seemed upset nina amber's in labour so you don't know
26:21where lee is come on it was nice to meet you you too professional bonnet amber was at mum dad's for
26:29dinner and mum said her water's broke i think there's a lot of emojis but beau's not answering
26:34his phone he's gone AWOL and amber's refusing to leave the house now after hearing the stories
26:37at the baby shower i think if push comes to shove i could deliver a baby you fainted when my mum stuffed
26:42turkey oh i didn't okay we should go find beau maybe he's gone AWOL after what i said yeah but
26:51maybe try the coffee man again and let him know where we're looking for him
26:59hi lee it's um it's nina i've just been at your flat your flatmate wouldn't tell me where you were but
27:05i think that's good because of gdpr laws i have to go to my mum and dad's now but listen at museum
27:12i felt this feeling and i'd never felt it before and i didn't know how to handle it and it made me
27:16behave badly and i really want to say sorry but sometimes sorry seems to be the hardest word
27:22that's elton johnny i know it's elton johnny if you stop interrupting look next time i see you i'm
27:27gonna say all of the things that i want to say to you and there's so many things that i want to say to
27:31you but i need to say them in person i'm in the middle of this family emergency and i need to go but
27:36please please phone me back when you get this okay and don't go breaking her heart sorry
27:41i'm gonna be an auntie can you unsend a voice note can't unsend love nina come on we're gonna
27:46be aunties aunties to the bus hi helena
27:54i thought you said she was in labor no i'm fine diane's just overreacting what are you wearing
28:02nina is this a new face no bad it's a work thing well amber's water's broke so we think the papa was
28:09just doing backflips on my bladder i'm fine i'm not in labor where's your brother was he not at your
28:15museum day that was his excuse for not showing up to the gamathon it's a marathon for gammon have you
28:19eaten today new want me to stick you on some gammon no dad i don't want any gammon
28:28are you sure she's having the baby just now well she keeps going very quiet and bending her forks i'm
28:34not having the baby guys it's just some cramps well she does seem very sure i've got this
28:47she's having the baby no no okay go you need to find bo okay okay someone get runnish ice
28:54why don't you know where bo is i don't know where he is i don't know where he is
28:59hello bo it's me your sister nina dr macarthur
29:07i've been looking for you i can't find you anywhere
29:10nina
29:13oh
29:14i'm in the shed open the back of the door nina
29:19help me
29:20screaming for 45 minutes
29:22shag would do something
29:23what happened dad was keeping the shelf up with his ladder and i moved it to get to that bag and
29:27then nana's ashes went flying so i caught them stop messing with your fucking cape i'm nearly
29:32dropping her nana here come on
29:33come on
29:38never touch dad's ladder that's his rule
29:45when the shell started to collapse and knocked nana's ashes
29:48often they're in there i was trapped in this freudian nightmare
29:51either allowing myself to be crushed by the weight of my own childhood or destroy
29:56the last remains of my beloved great granny
29:58beloved she was mental
30:02she used to feed us bellies and milk to keep us quiet during the bell omnibus
30:06i still get sleepy when i hear that theme tune
30:12i'm sorry i shouldn't have said you were a fuck up
30:15i'll be called worse than you all right
30:17no i wasn't right that's why i'm sorry you're not consistent fuck up
30:22you fuck up occasionally when you do oh it's spectacular
30:29you're solid and you show up when we need you
30:32it's mr dimmy willie
30:49i finished my list
30:51you finished your list oh i'm just in time
30:58wait just in time amber's water's broke and she's refusing to leave the house
31:03what amber's water's broke i was in the house
31:07yes she's in the house mum and dad evie and radesh
31:09she's in labour and she's pretending she's not it's so weird
31:12why didn't anyone tell me stop shouting at me i tried
31:15phoned you i didn't know you were hiding in the shed sulking during the birth of your child
31:19i wasn't sulking during the birth of my
31:21get out of the way shagrid
31:27oh bob where have you been in the shed he was stuck i was screaming for ages oh
31:31that's what that noise was you moved my ladder he did come on let's get you to hospital
31:35god you're all being so dramatic i know my body guys i did a self-doula master class online this
31:40is this is not late i'm calling an ambulance i'll grab the cowpaw no i've had tony braxton hicks
31:46before i'm fine yeah she's fine yeah she knows her body she's fine she's fine she's fine
31:58is this a little late amber you're the mother of my child i don't want to tell you what to do
32:03but we need to go to the hospital i don't want to be in labour so i'm not amber amber look at me
32:10look at me this is the time for logic yeah no amount of manifestation or a wishful thinking
32:16it's going to stop that baby from clawing its way out your body that's his job this is this is
32:21biological imperative and do you know what he's like his mum he's stubborn knows when he wants to
32:26make his entrance like his mum yeah i don't i don't want to alarm you all but i think i'm in
32:37labour and i think i'm coping with it really quite well that's what i just said leave it can you stand
32:44love i can't i think the ambulance may be a wee while the contractions are too close together we
32:50might have to do this in the house i'm not giving birth in a car okay dad did you get the gold bags
32:57for emergencies that i sent you the link for and they cost 300 quid a pop i'd rather just die when
33:01the world ends and spend that kind of money okay okay oh my god it's happening it's happening sweet
33:05baby jesus it's happening okay i'm gonna need you to get ice water hot water cold water towels
33:11linens yes wow neem i've been re-watching gray's anatomy
33:15oh hold one hand evie hold the other hand we're gonna say nice things like well done
33:27it feels quite different in real life doesn't it i've got these poles any use
33:31i've brought the good towels darling so don't worry if you run no not the guest towel you're not a guest
33:37no she's family will i bring the the family towels to the groaning you're getting louder nina you're
33:44the doctor you need to help me deliver this baby oh i am not that kind of doctor do we know how
33:49dilated amber is it's crucial we track that yeah my thesis was at lower jurassic decapods nina you're
33:56the smartest and most powerful woman i know you can do this what about me you are so pretty i uh
34:02oh yes she is dad can we get the car it's too late that baby is coming now okay we're gonna do
34:11this i want to deliver a baby that's what i'm gonna do do you know why because i've got three degrees
34:16three call the midwife i'm the midwife hello okay hello okay i'm gonna look at amber's vagina i can
34:23look at amber's vagina i can look at amber's vagina i can look at amber's vagina lord get out of the way oh
34:26good this isn't your responsibility i'm gonna do this yeah i'm gonna deliver our baby yeah oh
34:34come big daddy hello oh thank you know your front door's lying wide open yeah she's the one having
34:44the baby right okay can you give us a wee minute and we'll just give mum a wee take over yeah happily
34:50i'm gonna be a man i'm here i'm here i've got nina's message about an emergency
34:55i brought the first day i'm having a baby congratulations look at that your man is always
35:02prepared i like him nina i like him hospital oh you came bad time innit sorry i think i have to go with
35:10my family maybe we could talk later stay we've got the nhs we don't need you on the case dr shagrid
35:17told you i'd fix it cola
35:27i'm glad you came i didn't think you were ever going to talk to me again that would never happen
35:45i'm so sorry lee it's fine you you don't have to you know no i do because i was wrong
35:52and i knew i was wrong and i worked out i was wrong by myself nobody had to tell me
35:57and i want to say sorry properly so i'm sorry thank you nina you're welcome i'm sorry too
36:08i let it get too far too i was being an arse maybe just a wee bit and i know it was really mean to do
36:15that scene with clay but i just wanted to beat you and cladette so badly eh i wasn't even playing
36:21yes you were you were laughing at our jokes and smiling yeah yeah no i was doing that
36:30wait so was that retaliation were you jealous nina well the thing is when i look at you
36:37i'm running out of words today can i just show you something
36:59wow i can't believe i finally made it into the inner sanctum is it everything you dreamed it would be
37:06i feel like laura durn when i was on the isle of white i discovered a new species of mesozoic
37:16dung beetle what lena that's so cool i know i know dung beetles aren't that exciting but they can tell us
37:28a lot about what a dinosaur ate and its ecosystem and dr dunn said that i should name my find after the
37:38person i miss most on the dick so at first i thought of calling it eevee but that didn't make sense
37:47because there was somebody that i miss more it's you this is yours eel copra vegas lee eye it means
38:00lee's early poo eater i was waiting for the right moment to tell you i i named it for you
38:10you named a ship beale after me are you offended
38:17it's maybe the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me
38:20which hearing it out loud is possibly a little sad but um remains true
38:29yes what i'm trying to say via the medium of dung beetle is you know how you feel something
38:48and you just feel it and you say oh i have a feeling i can't do that i feel a thing and i can tell you
38:58if it's good or if it's bad or if it's big or if it's small and what the cause is but i i can't name
39:04it i can't identify it i mean all the things i can identify and my own feelings aren't one of them
39:09and um oh i have this big feeling for you and it's bigger and it's brighter and it takes up much more
39:21room than all of my other feelings and i think it may be i think it may be love but i don't know all
39:28i know is this is this a big a big feeling
39:31i've got a massive feeling too are you being salacious no no no nina no you dirty bugger
39:46i i'd like to try and be a relationship person i'd like you to be the person that i'm a relationship
39:53person with i'd um i'd like that too i don't i don't know if if i can do
40:01relationships like other people who says we have to do relationships like other people
40:09may i kiss you dr macarthur i really like that you said may i and not can i
40:31do
40:47oh he's a handsome bastard he was surprisingly well preserved
40:51oh what was his name again your copra fagus leo your pocket of frigates leo
41:00oh it's so close
41:01look who it is it's mr timmy willy get that scummy little bear away from our baby though
41:13this is going to be a family heirloom hello
41:18no chance will your mom and dad be here soon darling oh i've no idea they're always looking for
41:22an excuse to stop by the tea bay services oh it's fantastic isn't it die sometimes we go just for
41:27a day out oh look it's auntie nina and uncle coffee man congratulations where did you two get off to
41:37um we were looking at specimens specimens okay come on
41:42can i just say i've always been teamly she was especially after that song you wrote about her
41:55it doesn't matter what you do that's not about me that's a song about people who don't know how to
42:01dance learning to dance you wrote a song about being inspired by yeah oh nina your dad wrote a song
42:09about me once i'll dig the cassette opening you can hear it coffee man we'll compare notes
42:17what's his name arthur oh lovely arthur mccarthur
42:24come and say hello to your nephew lurch
42:28that's it
42:34oh hello
42:39you getting a wee bit emotional dr mccarthur
42:45oh nina's getting soppy i'm not getting soppy i'm just tired
42:50i've had a really long day i had to do four big things today and usually i only do one i've never
42:58seen you cry over a baby i'm not crying you don't listen to them being you've always been very emotional
43:04yeah leave her be she had to do four big hard things today
43:11four big card things in one day nina you'll be knackered
43:15no no i i didn't mean it like that that is what you meant
43:19hey in front of the baby on his first day on this planet
43:23he's beautiful amber can i can i leave now i've held the baby and hospital's given me the timmy
43:41willies thank you can you get me some crisps
43:55you weren't weirded out that i wrote a song about you are you no no no no i finally know how joe joe tom mattie calvin harry john taylor
44:18travis and jakefield the lovers of taylor swift i've been doing my homework thank you
44:30should we hop on a train to nutsford absolutely not i never want to go back there but it's her
44:36favorite place nina oh we need a new favorite place oh i can do research and then compile a list and then
44:43we can go and visit all of the contenders and pick which one is the best wait so you want to you want
44:48you want to meet at a designated area a preconceived time and do some kind of what specific activity
44:54together yeah that sounds good what a novel approach to relationships dr macarthur you could call it
45:01going on a date i know you're making fun of me i am making fun
45:05so what now now i would like to go and sit in a very dark room and be quiet
45:20you could come with me
45:21you want me to teach you my song oh yes please okay so you have to go
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