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00:00Height?

00:01Three foot six.

00:02We'll put six foot three.

00:04Weight?

00:05I don't know.

00:06It fluctuates.

00:0980?

00:11A hundred?

00:12You're six foot three.

00:13We'll put 185.

00:14Are you sure about this?

00:16Trust me, I'm an expert at online dating.

00:18But what's gonna happen when I finally meet one of these women?

00:21Won't they be disappointed?

00:23Any woman that goes out with Porky Pig is gonna be disappointed no matter what.

00:27Which brings us to your name.

00:28We can keep Pig or Porky.

00:31But we can't keep both.

00:33Keep Porky.

00:36Keep Pig?

00:37You know what?

00:38Let's dump them both.

00:39Your name's Lorenzo Villagorairofa.

00:42There, you're done.

00:43What about my picture?

00:47But you can hardly see me.

00:49Precisely, Lorenzo.

00:58It's been over an hour and no one's clicked on my profile.

01:19I knew we shouldn't have included a picture.

01:22What's up, Doc?

01:23Daffy set me up on a dating website.

01:28Do you ever think to come to me for this kind of thing?

01:31It doesn't matter anyway.

01:33No one's interested.

01:34Uh, Porky, I think someone's interested.

01:39Hello.

01:39I like your profile.

01:42Wow.

01:42Thanks for your...

01:44What are you doing?

01:45Don't write her back until you know what she looks like.

01:50Granny?

01:51Granny's on a dating website?

01:54That is so sad.

01:55I'm on a dating website.

01:57She must be lonely.

01:59I'm lonely.

02:00Yeah, but she lives in a big house all by herself.

02:04I live in a big house all by myself.

02:06At least she has pets.

02:08Huh.

02:09Maybe I should get a pet.

02:11What?

02:11Pets are for people who have no hope of finding another adult who will love them.

02:15Huh.

02:16Now that I put it that way,

02:17you should definitely get a pet.

02:28My computer and Lorenzo seem like such a nice man.

02:35I can't just spend all my time with a cat and a bird.

02:40Oh, Sylvester, stop chasing Twinkie Bird.

02:45If you need something to do,

02:47why don't you play with one of those cat toys I bought you?

02:52Oh, look, Sylvester.

02:55It's a mouse.

02:56You're kidding me, right?

02:57I can see the string.

03:00What about this one?

03:03And this is fun because...

03:06Let's see what else I have here.

03:11A pen?

03:13Ooh, are we going to balance your checkbook?

03:16Fun.

03:25Where did it go?

03:27Now it's over there.

03:32How did it get over there?

03:34It's like a bird, a mouse, and a can of tuna,

03:52all mixed up into a perfect red duck.

03:54Aha!

03:55Gotcha.

03:56You're mine.

03:58All mine.

03:59I'm never going to let you go.

04:04What the?

04:05Remind me again why we're doing this?

04:07Because she's a little old lady with no one to keep her company but a cat and a bird.

04:11So now she's going to hang out with a duck and a rabbit?

04:14Seems like a lateral move.

04:16We're her neighbors.

04:17It's the right thing to do.

04:18Oh, hello.

04:23All right.

04:24Knock off the pleasantries, Grandma.

04:25We know you're lonely, so let's go do something and get it over with.

04:29Hmm.

04:30Spending time with a rabbit and a duck instead of a cat and a bird.

04:35Oh.

04:36Seems like a lateral move.

04:39Huh?

04:39Oh, I mean, I'd love some company.

04:43I was just about to go sailing.

04:45Sailing?

04:46You sail?

04:48Every weekend.

04:52Sally, this is going to be fun.

04:55Little air back here.

04:57Shh.

04:58Oh, my.

05:19Oh, little red dot.

05:22Where are you?

05:28Where is that red dot?

05:50Where is that yellow bird?

05:52Take that, you nasty old zombie.

05:55Oh, he got me.

06:01That makes two of us.

06:04Before you read me, will you grant me one last request?

06:07I suppose so.

06:09After all, I'm an animal, not a monster.

06:12Will you hear me, Doc?

06:15What?

06:16This pen?

06:18Ha ha.

06:18What are you going to do?

06:20Write out your last will and testament?

06:25Oh, my red dot is back.

06:29Oh, go get it.

06:32Oh, it's over there, pretty cat.

06:40Oops, I was wrong.

06:42It's over there.

06:47Oh, much improved.

06:49I don't even want it, but I gotta have it.

06:53I don't even know what it is, but I need it.

06:56Well?

06:57Yoo-hoo.

07:02Mother?

07:05Whoa!

07:10What's wrong with me?

07:11I can't do anything but think about that red dot.

07:14Oh, look!

07:25A chinny!

07:33I need help!

07:36How fortuitous. How serendipitous. How propitious. Best glass I ever took.

07:57Great day in the morning. I'm gonna be sick and I'm not even on the boat yet.

08:06We're here. Let's start sailing. Where's the ocean? Yard sailing.

08:18We should have just let Porky go out with her.

08:36I'm gonna be sick and I'm tired.

08:50Ah.

08:57Ahem.

08:58I don't know.

09:28uh good luck you know with uh whatever you're going through

09:41hey pinky can i tell you something it's saturday night and i bought the food place

10:03but you're ruining the vibe with your lonely pink face sitting alone in a book before six

10:11doing sudoku won't get you cheap hey you're not the most hopeless place in our world

10:18you just have to change your approach to the girls they do not care about dungeons and dragons

10:27bro they don't want to hear about all these bells you know if you tell them you will not get them on

10:34their phone so no more spending friday nights at home eating ice cream all alone sitting in your easy

10:41chair beating yourself at solitaire i don't care what's on tv come hit the town with me it will be

10:49the bomb to meet a girl that's not your mom you are not allowed to call action with your

10:57friends get some exercise pull-ups and some evening events go to parties and show girls just how good

11:04you look do not stay at home reading harry potter books prove with me girls like to laugh and girls

11:13like to dance but most of all girls like guys that wear pants so let's get some shoes that don't look

11:20like your feet grow a beard get a sperm and stud in the street

11:27if you do this you will no longer be a dud underneath that nerd i know that there is a stud loosen up and

11:36try to go out and have some fun so you're not a creepy guy at a table for one

11:47hey porky sorry we're late or maybe just keep doing what you're doing

12:01old people are the worst all they do is sit around watch tv and eat gross food

12:19are you eating porridge it's easier on my soft teeth

12:27poor granny she needs some excitement in her life come on daffy

12:32fine oh my hip

12:49good

12:54good

13:00good

13:02good

13:04good

13:09you see your conscious mind is fixated on the red dot now let's see what's going on in your

13:35unconscious man you're getting very sleepy when I snap my fingers you're gonna be all hypnotized

13:44this will never work I want you to imagine yourself at home you're in your happy place

13:54tell me about your childhood

14:05yes

14:15yes

14:19it's okay baby you figured it out it's not the red dot that you want it's your mama

14:49I haven't seen her since she retired to Florida well you need to go see her honey

14:55how am I gonna get there child I'm not a witch for nothing Florida Florida Florida

15:00I have got to start asking for payment up front

15:07ah sunny Florida now which one of these condos belongs to my

15:16mother who knew living across the street from a lonely old woman could be so much fun

15:23what do you think we should do with granny today deep sea fishing or hot yoga

15:26I was thinking about some old-fashioned tackle football

15:30oh you two are you ready for another day of fun

15:36hmm hmm oh I'm afraid I have other plans other plans we're your only friends oh well it's time for my nap

15:48your nap you go to bed at 4 30 in the afternoon get your jock strap granny we're playing football

15:54are you two trying to kill me what listen I'm a 90 year old woman I shouldn't be in a kayak

16:02well what do you want to do and don't play sailing oh I think I'd like to just lie on a beach somewhere

16:09great let's do it look you two are very sweet but you're also exhausting hot yoga

16:20oh Sylvester so you do know where I live that's interesting considering you never visit me

16:37oh um I close the door what do you want me to air condition all of Florida

16:44sorry oh that's my Alan now

16:52Sylvester what a surprise how long you in town as long as mother will have me

17:02well I wish you would have called because I have bridge at 11 water aerobics at noon

17:07and then Estelle and I walk them all

17:10eesh and I thought Tweety's voice was annoying

17:15don't you see baby it's a textbook case of denial

17:18huh

17:19you want Sylvester to chase you

17:22I do

17:23I do

17:25well then what are you waiting for

17:28Florida Florida Florida

17:29mm-hmm I've done it again

17:34isn't that that little yellow bird you used to chase

17:37you still haven't caught him

17:43he's smarter than he looks

17:44maybe if you'd spent a little less time chasing the bird

17:49you'd have made something of yourself by now huh

17:52why aren't you married

17:54Where are my grand cats and what's with your teeth? They're all mangled. You don't wear the retainer, do you?

18:02Listen to her go. What I wouldn't give to be back home with Granny chasing that red dot.

18:09That retainer cost a pretty penny and all the dentist said was if he wears the retainer, he'll have perfect teeth.

18:17And did you wear the retainer?

18:19Who needs a red dot when I've got a yellow bird?

18:23Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to go home.

18:30Oh, this is much better. Although it feels like something's missing.

18:38Oh, Sylvester?

18:40Granny?

18:42Tweety.

18:47Turns out, I like spending my time with a cat and a bird.

18:52It's better than spending it with a duck and a rabbit.

18:56Granny's missing out!

18:57Granny's missing out!

18:58Not audo, is that Help?

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19:28I don't think I can do it.

19:58I don't know.

20:28Let's go!

20:58Meep meep.

21:27I don't think you understand.

21:42You're my pet.

21:44I'm supposed to give you food, not be your food.

21:49Do you hear me?

21:50Hello?

21:52Batsnake!

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