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05:24It's not going to
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06:00Oh!
06:00Weeeeeeeaah!
06:02Kaa!
06:03Oh!
06:05Huh.
06:06Baby Fee-me?
06:09My, my, my, my!
06:11Wooooo!
06:13Yeah!
06:15That is gonna die!
06:17Wooo!
06:19Huh?
06:20My, my, my, my, my, my, my!
06:23No!
06:24Me, me, me!
06:25No!
06:26AHH!
06:28Word!
06:38Haaaaah.
06:43Mmm hmm.
06:44Good Houseira!
06:46Bye.
06:47Bye!
06:48Bye!
06:50No, no, no, no.
06:56Ah.
06:57Move me.
06:59No, Mama.
06:59See me, Mama.
07:01Bye, Mama.
07:10Bye, Mama.
07:14Greetings, viewers throughout the galaxies.
07:16If you need to entertain a human, they just love funny noises.
07:20And on Earth, the most popular funny noises are known as music.
07:24Traditional funny noises involve body parts, but music combines them with technology.
07:29Music can be done in a group or solo, but while they could make their own at home,
07:34most humans prefer to go out to hear other people musicking as it avoids the lasers ruining their furniture.
07:39This is Ixpie, reporting from the planet where funny noises are serious business.
07:44Earth.
08:09Music playing.
08:09Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama.
08:15Mama, mama, mama, mama.aine...
08:20No!
08:21No!
08:22No!
08:23No!
08:24No!
08:53Hey!
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14:01Hi, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
14:09Hiya!
14:10Look at that!
14:11Hiya!
14:13Greetings, various life forms of the universe.
14:15Today we investigate cricket, a game enjoyed by humans all over planet Earth in buildings
14:20they refer to as bowling alleys.
14:22It seems that humans try to impress each other with feats of strength by tossing incredibly
14:26heavy cricket balls all over the place.
14:28And if that doesn't impress, they then bowl these balls at defenseless pieces of wood known as wickets and even
14:33more alarmingly, at each other.
14:36Having experienced this game myself, I can say that cricket is definitely impressive and confusing.
14:43Mostly confusing.
14:44This is XB reporting from the weirdest planet in the universe, Earth.
15:02Oh, no, no, no, no.
15:28Not once.
15:29Not once.
15:32Not once.
15:34Let's see if I'm out of here.
15:36Oh, no, no.
15:45Let's see if I'm out of here.
15:49Big.
15:51Big.
15:53Not now.
15:54Big.
15:54Don't go.
15:55Big.
16:00Bingo, Mum. Mumu.
16:03Huh?
16:05Oh.
16:08Oh.
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16:19Oh.
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16:29Oh.
16:30Oh.
16:33Ah.
16:38Ahh.
16:40Ahh.
16:42Ahh.
16:44Bingo, bingo, bingo.
16:48Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
16:52Oh!
17:10Wow!
17:12What?
17:13Ow!
17:14Mm-hmm
17:50Oh
18:13Hmm
18:14Oh
19:13Ha
19:43Man
19:53Okay
20:21Okay
20:22Mama
20:25Come on
20:30Uh
20:32Yeah
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20:50Hey
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21:21Greetings viewers across the nebula
21:23If you're bored with getting your sustenance from a nutrient replicator why not try your hand at what's probably the
21:28humans most dangerous leisure activity a pastime they call gardening gardening
21:33Involves horse wrangling exposure to high levels of radiation and predators small and large
21:38At the end of which you get to enjoy the fruits of your effort mixed with the aroma of some
21:43creatures number two
21:44Why humans endure it when they can just buy food from the store is a mystery
21:48This is XB reporting from the planet that's growing in remarkable ways
21:52Merch
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