00:28You
00:58You
01:07You
01:46You
02:05You
02:32You
03:04You
03:06Me-pap, my-peep m-ma-ma.
03:07Me-p-me-p, me-pap!
03:14Ahhhhh...
03:15Hello, me.
03:17Hmm, me-papa m-pap, my-pap.
03:19Huh?
03:22Oh, my-pap!
03:24Oh, me-p-me-p, my-pap!
03:25Ah!
03:31My-my-papa!
03:33Ah, that's one of my-papa!
03:36We made him a little bit.
03:38Mommy!
03:39Huh?
03:40Let me give him a little.
03:42No!
03:43Mommy!
03:44No!
03:47No!
03:48No!
03:49No!
03:50No!
03:51No!
03:51No!
03:52No!
03:52No!
03:53No!
03:54No!
03:57No!
03:58No!
03:59No!
04:00No!
04:01No!
04:03No!
04:23Oh
04:44Oh
05:08Oh
06:00Oh
06:04Oh
06:23And that summit they from a mama mama
06:43Oh
07:15Greetings beings from across the nebula today. I'm reporting on yet another strange human activity
07:20Earth dwellers apparently love to hide things for some reason they put things in the oddest places and then other
07:27humans try to find them
07:28But if you enjoy searching and you're not afraid of scary sea creatures waterfalls or the humans known as pirates
07:36You may end up with a chest full of fortunes
07:38This is Ixpie reporting from the most mixed up hiding thingsy planet in the universe Earth
07:55oh
07:56Oh.
07:56Oh.
07:58Mmm...
07:59Oh.
08:00Miss Mama.
08:04Aww.
08:06Miss Mama.
08:08Hey!
08:08Miss Mama bar.
08:09Miss Mama bar.
08:10Miss Mama bar.
08:11Miss?
08:13Ah?
08:14Uh.
08:15Ah.
08:16Oh, ma-ba-ba-ba.
08:17Wa-ba-ba.
08:19Ma-ba-ba-me, uh, me...
08:21Ma-ba-ding-a-mamo.
08:28Oh
09:20Oh
09:51Hmm
10:02Oh
10:27Oh
10:32Oh
10:33Oh
10:36Oh
10:40Oh
10:43Oh
10:44Oh
10:45Oh
10:45Oh
11:14Me
11:15Beep.
11:46Daddy!!
11:47I'm going to miss you.
11:49Daddy!
11:51I'm going to miss you again.
11:54I'm going to see you again.
11:55You're mine!
11:57Beep.
12:01Beep!
12:03Beep!
12:03Beep.
12:04Mama.
12:04Mama.
12:06Mama.
12:07Mama.
12:08Mama.
12:10Mama.
12:11Mama.
12:12Mama.
12:13I'm not a mom.
12:15Ooh.
12:25Hey, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma.
12:29It's me!
12:31Oh, my.
12:33Oh, my.
12:35Oh, my.
12:37M, my.
12:40I'm not a mom.
12:42Oh, my.
12:55Me mama
13:13Oh
13:48Oh
14:13Uh-oh
14:16Greetings viewers across the galaxy
14:19Today we're looking at the peculiar human activity known as dinner parties
14:23We found that humans sometimes unwillingly participate in these high stakes ritual dining ceremonies
14:29Where the risk of emotional, physical and property damage is around every corner
14:34And what's even more strange is they like to finish these events by consuming foods
14:38Which cause their bodies to expel noxious clouds of eye-burning toxic gases
14:43Eww
14:44This is Ixpie reporting from the most disgusting planet in the universe
14:47Earth
15:09Gah
15:09Gah
15:10Gah
15:11Gah
15:11grass
15:13Oh
15:15No
15:15Me
15:15No
15:25Oh
15:30Oh
15:31Oh, mama.
16:01Oh, yeah.
16:03Wow!
16:09Mama, mama.
16:11Let know my mama!
16:13Oh.
16:14Oh!
16:17Mama, mama.
16:21Mama!
16:23Mama!
16:23Oh
16:53Oh
17:51Mama
18:21Ah
18:23Mama
18:23Mama
18:24Mama
18:24Mama
18:26Now
18:32Mama
18:33Mama
18:34Mama
18:34Or
18:43female
18:45Forever
18:46Mama
18:49Oh
18:49Oh
18:50Oh
19:49Oh
19:55Oh
20:49Hmm
20:50Oh
20:59Oh
21:06Yeah
21:07Yeah
21:20Greetings fellow intergalaxians. Today I report on Earth's most confusing activity, skiing.
21:27In this popular pastime, humans wear heavy clothing in the heat of their sun.
21:32Once encased in layers, the humans strap themselves to sticks and throw themselves down hills.
21:38They seem to be actively trying to create discomfort and be unhappy.
21:42We don't know why they engage in this dangerous activity. Humans are mysterious beasts.
21:47This is Ixpeak from the planet where recreation is dangerous and uncomfortable.
21:52Earth.
22:18Earth.
22:47Earth.
23:17Earth.
23:18Earth.
23:23Earth.
23:23Earth.
23:24Earth.
23:24Earth.
23:25Earth.
23:25Earth.
23:26Earth.
23:26Earth.
23:27Earth.
23:27Earth.
23:28Earth.
23:28Earth.
23:28Earth.
23:29Earth.
23:29Earth.
23:30Earth.
23:30Earth.
23:31Earth.
23:33Earth.
23:41Earth.
23:59You
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