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00:27What's going on Randy?
00:30Hey Bubbles, I was wondering if I could ask you for a favor.
00:33What kind of a favor?
00:35Well, it's just I'm confused about things.
00:39Mixed up. I'm attracted to a bunch of different things.
00:43What kind of things, Randy?
00:46Well, you know how Mr. Laney and I, we were...
00:48Yep.
00:50Well, Bubbles, you're not going to tell anybody about this, right?
00:53Right?
00:54Tell anybody about what, Randy?
00:55Well, I've been watching the way Sarah handles people and she's really turning me on, Bubbles.
01:02Oh, Sarah is.
01:03Yeah.
01:04Oh, okay. Well, come on in, Randy. We'll figure that out.
01:08Thanks, Bubbles.
01:09It's just a matter of going to a couple websites, Randy.
01:13I mean, do you like this type of thing?
01:16I like those things, Bubbles.
01:18Yeah, I know. Me too.
01:21Or, I mean, there's also this type of thing.
01:26I like that thing, too.
01:30All right, Randy. I mean, I think that clears that up.
01:33You know, you're just kind of attracted to whatever, but lots of people are. That's normal.
01:40Thanks, Bubbles.
01:41All right.
01:42Thanks, Bubbles.
02:32Hey, Ted.
02:33Randy, we've got a problem.
02:36Problem?
02:36Yeah, the chief's on my case about spending too much time in the park and why I've got a $365
02:40expense claim for cheeseburgers.
02:42So I lied to him. I told him I was doing surveillance.
02:45I need you to do me a favor.
02:47I need you to do surveillance on Ricky and Julian.
02:49Because it doesn't look good when a peace officer hangs out in a place like this,
02:52where there's clearly crime being committed and driving around with a former male prostitute
02:56and blowing hundreds of bucks on cheeseburgers.
02:58You checked my record, Ted?
02:59Yes, I did, Randy. That's my job.
03:02I thought you liked me.
03:04Well, I do, Randy. You know, I mean, you're a great guy, but...
03:07Hey, don't eat the bun. Just the meat.
03:08It's part of the burger, Ted.
03:11Randy.
03:12It seems to me like maybe Randy and Officer Ted had a little bit of a lover's quarrel.
03:15And then they came over to the store, as usual, hoping to get a little dirt on Corey and Trevor.
03:20Hi, Sarah. Can I have an apple juice, please?
03:22Sorry, we don't have juice.
03:24Gee, I don't know much about business, but if I was going to open up a convenience store,
03:28I think the first thing I'd do is stock up a merchandise.
03:30Otherwise, it's not very convenient for the customer.
03:33Seems obvious. Right, Randy?
03:35I don't know.
03:36Well, I don't know a whole lot about being a cop, but it seems to me like a constable on
03:40patrol
03:40should be out patrolling and not in here harassing me.
03:43Seems pretty obvious.
03:47Randy, my eyes are up here.
03:50Come on, Randy. Let's go.
03:52Actually, Ted, I'm not going to go. I've got work to do.
03:56Here.
03:59Here you go, bud.
04:02Bye, Ted.
04:03I don't think that Officer Ted and Randy are going to stay together.
04:06Officer Ted is obviously using Randy to his own ends, and he's also trying to change him.
04:11We brought him an ad flexor the other day.
04:14If you don't love him the way he is, just leave him alone.
04:20I think it's fucking great to lay his back in the fucking liquor drunk as fuck.
04:23It's great, you know, basically, he just roams around this park doing little chores for his bitchy little boss, Randy.
04:27And he leaves us alone. We never see him.
04:29So, we can do whatever we want now. We can sell shit in the park.
04:32And basically, who's going to stop us? Randy?
04:35Randy can suck it.
04:37All right, Trev, let's go. All that stuff right there.
04:51As you can plainly see, the suspects are taking the stolen property and placing it by the roadside garbage and
04:59then loading it onto their vehicle in a vain attempt to cover themselves.
05:03Garbage. Keep it coming, Trev. Get the barbecue next. Move it, Trev.
05:11Trevor, what are you doing? Pick it up.
05:15Where can you see the, uh, can I just fix my shoe?
05:18No time, Trev. Get into the rest of that stuff.
05:20Trev, let's go. Move it. We gotta get out of here.
05:34I'm pretty paranoid these days, I'll be honest. I mean, the whole trailer park's flipped upside down.
05:40Randy's dating a police officer and Mr. Lay's back with Burr.
05:44People are getting infected left, right and centre.
05:46If I'm paranoid the next person's going to be me, if it's not Ricky with all that fucking garbage lying
05:52around.
05:54Check over at Sporting, because everything in there is five bucks today. Bikes are five bucks today. We're out.
06:00Nice phone here, if you want that.
06:06Hey, boys. What's up?
06:08Crackin', Ricky.
06:09How's East Coast Whips going?
06:11Night.
06:12It's good.
06:13San. Cool.
06:14Hey, my baby mama's wanting to do some shopping, is that aight?
06:17Yeah, of course.
06:18We on proof credit, you boy.
06:20Yeah, we can work it out.
06:21Tight. Aight, ladies. Aight.
06:23Hey, you men, let me ask you something, dog.
06:26We're getting all kinds of letters, you know what I'm saying?
06:27From Barb, talking about how we might be kicked out the park or some shit.
06:30Trailer, lot fees, some shit.
06:32Don't worry about Barb.
06:33That's all you should worry about, though, is Randy.
06:35The lady's drunk out of his mom.
06:37Randy, man, I'm telling you, he scares me.
06:39He's throwing people out left and centre.
06:40Threwing my dad out. He's throwing everyone out.
06:41How come you ain't been kicked out, dog?
06:44Good question. That means something's up.
06:46And it's not up with Lee, because he's too drunk.
06:47But something's up with Randy, I just haven't figured it out yet.
06:49Well, we ain't afraid of Randy with his candy,
06:51that globe-shaped motherfucker, saying.
06:54Yeah, fuck Randy.
06:55J-Rock, I'm not a pessimist. I'm an optometrist.
06:58But you gotta keep your eye on Randy. He's fucking around.
06:59He's doing stuff.
07:00I don't trust that fucking guy, man. I don't.
07:04Randy equals ain't shook.
07:18You pants finally burst, Randy?
07:19What the fuck you doing with my shit, dog?
07:21What's up, man?
07:22I'm just packing your stuff up, J-Rock. You're evicted.
07:25What you talking about, Randy? You can't evict me, dog.
07:27You don't have the power.
07:28Yes, I do, J-Rock. For not paying lot fees.
07:31Randy, I'm working on lot fees, dog. You know what I'm saying?
07:34You ain't really gonna evict me and T and my two baby mamas.
07:36We're getting close, dog.
07:38I've warned you three times, J-Rock.
07:41Randy, I'm a motherfucker under a lot of pressure, you know what I'm saying?
07:43You know that, right? You know what I'm saying?
07:45So I know you ain't really acting hard with me, right?
07:47Because you don't want me to step to you, you know what I'm saying?
07:49And take you down, dog, because I'm about to pop!
07:52That's a great idea, J-Rock. I'll just take my pants off.
07:55Randy, don't take your pants off, dog.
07:57Pull that shit up. Nobody, ladies, turn around.
07:59Nobody wants to see that shit, dog.
08:01Put your pants off, dog. We want to talk about this shit, dog.
08:05Get your pants off, dog.
08:08I told you, nobody wants to fight you, man.
08:09Ladies, you can turn around now and look, everything's aight.
08:12Do your shit up, man.
08:13Do your shit up, dog.
08:14Can't we talk? You're acting awful hard, Randy.
08:17Sometimes life is hard, J-Rock.
08:19Randy, sometimes you're fat, but you don't hear me talking about that, do you?
08:23Look down, dog. You know what I'm saying? You understand?
08:27Seems to me that you should be able to understand and be sympathetic to what it's like to be pregnant,
08:32dog.
08:32What are you talking about, J-Rock?
08:34Oh, what? You ain't pregnant with a bucket of chicken?
08:38Hey, let me tell you something, little motherfucker.
08:40When you grow up, don't grow up to be like that motherfucker right there.
08:43Randy, you probably ain't even had your ultrasound yet, have you, dog?
08:46I'll give it to you right now.
08:48I hear chicken. I hear cola fizz and mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings, Randy.
08:56But you know what?
08:58I don't hear a heart, motherfucker.
09:01Come on, ladies. Let's pack this shit up.
09:04It's whack, Randy. Go on, your wallet.
09:08Is it all I've done for you, hairy bitch?
09:13You should've just paid your law fees, J-Rock.
09:15Say hi to Mr. Le... Oh, that's right.
09:19I can't believe you, Randy, man. Disappointing. You feel good about yourself?
09:28You were at the cheeseburger picnic where I told everybody if they didn't pay their lot fees, they were out.
09:33Well, you got your shit packed. Now get out. Get the frig out of here.
09:37You know, if you're hurt, it's not worth it.
10:01Julian!
10:03I just thought you might like to know that there's another trailer for sale if you want it.
10:08Which one?
10:09Bill's.
10:10Bill's leaving?
10:11No, Bill got kicked out. He didn't pay his lot fees.
10:15How much do you want for it?
10:17Twelve hundred dollars. Plus, you got to fix two broken windows that were smashed by kids today.
10:21No big deal, Julian. Just go down to Piers, just pick a couple up.
10:24I'll give you nine hundred bucks and it's a deal.
10:28Done.
10:30Fuck off, Randy. I said it's a deal, right?
10:34Hope you got a good deal on that spoiler, Julian, because it's whack.
10:41Randy's got some fucking nerve throwing everybody out of this park.
10:44That big cocky prick, he's fucking up to something. I know he has something to do with us.
10:47Trying to set us up or some shit.
10:49But if Randy thinks he's smarter than me, he's wrong.
10:51I'm setting up a sting today. I've been watching Ricky, Julian and Bubbles for years, and whenever they need building
10:56supplies, they steal them.
10:57So I set Julian up. I broke the windows in Bill's trailer.
11:01That's the guy you gotta distract right there. Make sure you distract him until I leave, okay?
11:06Wait, wait.
11:10Perfect, there's the windows.
11:15Okay, do you got your bus fare?
11:16Yeah.
11:34Randy?
11:35What the fuck are you doing here?
11:46Randy?
11:46Randy, they're gonna see you, boy.
11:49Shit.
11:51Didn't I did you any better than that, boy?
11:53Randy, what are you taking pictures of me for?
11:56I wasn't taking pictures, Julian.
11:58Guess what?
11:59You blew it, buddy. This is called entrapment.
12:02You're so stupid.
12:04You stay the fuck away from me.
12:06Frig off, Julian.
12:10Evidence note itself.
12:12Surveillance almost compromised by amateur associate trailer park supervisor Randy caught the act of observing suspect Julian the act of
12:19stealing building materials.
12:21I got you this time, Julian, all on tape, you sexy prick.
12:29Mr. Leahy?
12:30Hey, Rand.
12:31Mr. Leahy, what are you doing?
12:33I'm just lying around, having a couple drinks, relaxing, Randonator.
12:37Relaxing?
12:38I'm working, Mr. Leahy.
12:39I want you to go down to Bill's and clean up some broken glass and take care of some stuff
12:43he left there.
12:43Bitters and wild, Bill. Clean it up himself, Randy, man.
12:46Because I evicted him, Mr. Leahy. He wasn't paying his lot fees.
12:50You what?
12:51I've evicted him, Mr. Leahy.
12:53Randy?
12:54Bill's lived in this park since before you were born. You can't treat people like that, boy.
12:59It's hard, Mr. Leahy. I won't lie.
13:00Can you see what kind of a toll that job takes on you, Randy?
13:10Where have you been?
13:11Sorry.
13:12Sorry, Sarah.
13:13Sorry.
13:13Sorry's not good enough. I asked where you've been.
13:15I was working with Julian. He was working with Ricky.
13:18Cory, don't tell her that.
13:19Guys, I thought we decided that it was in your best interest not to hang out with those guys anymore.
13:23Do you want to go back to jail?
13:24No.
13:25No?
13:26Don't.
13:30Hey, Randy.
13:30Hey, Sarah. I was wondering, do you want to grab a burger? I need some really important advice.
13:35I got some advice for you, Randy.
13:36What, Trevor?
13:37Maybe you should put a shirt on before you come in the store.
13:39Gee, I haven't heard that one before. You're hilarious!
13:43Yeah, real funny, Trev. You're in charge, Gordon.
13:49I don't know, Sarah. It's just, I always have to deal with Mr. Leahy being drunk all the time, and
13:54I have to deal with Ted and evictions and Barb. I mean, how do you do it?
13:58Well, I guess I think that if you're honest with yourself and honest with everybody around you, then everything just
14:05kind of falls into place, Randy.
14:08Sarah, come here. I got something to tell you.
14:13Randy! What the fuck do you think you're doing?
14:16I'm just trying to be honest with my feelings, Sarah.
14:19Well, okay, but you're really attractive, and I like rocking cheeseburgers with you and shit, but I don't have those
14:28kind of feelings for you. At all.
14:32Okay.
14:34We still cool?
14:36Yeah.
14:40Okay.
15:10At all.
15:36Alright, alright.
15:37So, okay.
15:37Three, two, three!
15:39Can you try?
15:40Shit.
15:50Trevor, it's not your fucking toke.
16:01For fuck's sakes.
16:10Gentlemen, sorry to interrupt.
16:12I think I might have had a little bit too much to drink.
16:19Then maybe again.
16:27Boys, get him out of here before he pisses himself again, please.
16:30Dude, you gotta let us draw cocks on him.
16:32Yeah, knock yourself in.
16:33Nice.
16:37That won't be necessary, boys.
16:40See, I'm not the least bit drunk.
16:42Haven't been drunk for 26 glorious days of undercover police work.
16:46Making a little videotape.
16:49Starring Julian and Ricky.
16:53Ricky, what the fuck are you talking about? You're wasted.
16:55Alright.
16:56You talking about this, Rick?
16:58How you doing, buddy?
17:00How you doing, Ricky? It's a great party you got here, buddy.
17:03Hey, Jules.
17:04You love a good party, don't you, baby?
17:07Oh, sexy.
17:08It's ice tea.
17:10It's ice tea.
17:11He's not drunk.
17:11No kidding.
17:13Halloween, 1977, Jules.
17:16You remember, don't you, Bubbles?
17:19You know, what's at work here?
17:22It's shit tectonics.
17:25When two shit plates
17:28strike
17:29and come together under incredible pressure.
17:32What happens, Bubbles?
17:33What, Mr. Lee?
17:36Shit quake.
17:39May the force be with you, gentlemen.
17:42And may I be with the force.
17:51I remember Halloween 1977, like it was yesterday. I remember everything about that night.
17:58Well, I didn't even smoke dope back in 77, so I can tell you exactly what happened on Halloween.
18:02I remember Halloween 1977 perfectly.
18:05We dressed up as people from Star Wars, and I remember Julian copied off me.
18:10I don't even remember what I dressed up as, Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader or something, but Julian copied off
18:14me.
18:15Bubbles was the gold guy. I remember that.
18:17I had my C-3PO outfit on. I remember the way the moon was gleaming off the gold.
18:24I just wanted to get candy, and Julian was on the lecker.
18:28I mean, we were only kids, but he was still driving lecker into him.
18:32So then we see Leahy coming home. He just got off duty, parked his car, got out.
18:37Ricky decides he wants to fuck over his cop car.
18:40Bubbles or Julian? I can't remember which one.
18:42It was probably Julian, but I think it was Bubbles who said, let's go mess around with this cop car
18:46over here.
18:47Julian had the idea. He wanted to get into some mischief, I remember is what he called it.
18:52And he wanted to go push Leahy's car, put it out of gear, and see where it would roll to.
18:58They put the car out of gear and started pushing it.
19:02And it picked up way more speed than they thought it would, and it crashed right into a fucking trailer.
19:07I remember thinking, oh my God. Now we did it.
19:12And Leahy, he was a cop back then. It was his car. He ran out.
19:15All he wanted was to take Julian's liquor, because Julian was drinking big time back then.
19:19Julian fought him for it, and liquor ended up getting spilled all over Leahy in his uniform.
19:23He finally got the liquor, got back to his car.
19:25He was trying to get his car unstuck from the trailer and reversing.
19:29Liquor spilled all over his crotch.
19:31Next thing you know, George Green shows up, and he was Leahy's partner.
19:34He's the stupidest cop there is, and thought Leahy was drunk and pissed himself.
19:39And it did look like he was drunk and pissed himself, but he wasn't drunk, and I don't think he
19:44even pissed himself at all.
19:45So it was a misunderstanding.
19:48He started saying, listen, George, this isn't what it looks like, and George told him he was drunk.
19:53And as they started arguing, all that did was make Leahy look more drunk and crazy than he actually was
19:59back then.
20:00And next thing, Leahy's under arrest, and it was our fault.
20:05He came down to two choices, and Leahy, well, he resigned.
20:09I just can't believe that Julian bubbles, they ruined Mr. Leahy's life.
20:13He lost his career, he lost his marriage, went down the tubes, and he lost his mind.
20:21Mr. Leahy used to be nice back then, and we turned him into a drunk, crazy lunatic.
20:29Hey, unless I'm reinstated, there's gonna be lawsuits for wrongful dismissal, defamation of character, and 20 years of retroactive salary.
20:37That's a lot of money.
20:38Look, there's the evidence right there. All I'm looking for is a little justice.
20:41But you don't know anything about justice, do you? None of you do.
20:45All you know about is looking sexy in your goddamn uniforms.
20:48Jim, calm down.
20:50You might be real good looking, you might work out, Tip, and I'm ten times the cop that you'll ever
20:55be.
20:55Jim, I'll guarantee you fair treatment under one condition.
20:58What's that?
20:58Just shut up a minute and knock off the sexy stuff.
21:00How's Randy?
21:02He's good, Jim.
21:13So?
21:14Well, I'm safe, Jim. Impressive. You've built a pretty strong case.
21:17But given your history with guns, dynamite, and public drunkenness, there is serious reluctance to reinstate you.
21:23Well, what's the bottom line, Dad?
21:25Well, no promises, but I think there's enough evidence here to get you a hearing before the police board.
21:29Excellent. Looking good, right?
21:31Yeah, and I think you need to get some character witnesses to prove that those boys drove you to do
21:35what you did.
21:35Now, Jim, do you know anybody who would say anything good about you?
21:41I'll be ending.
22:06I'll be ending.
22:19Please do anything.
22:19I'll be ending.
22:25Let I pray.
22:36Just follow through my last door.
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