- 31 minutes ago
Category
🎈
FunTranscript
00:14I'm sorry, I can die.
00:19Free at last.
00:21Can't believe we're finally out of that shithole.
00:23You know, Randy, I wouldn't wish jail time on my worst.
00:27Yeah, I would.
00:29Speaking of Ricky, you heard from McFuck McClately, Julie?
00:33Shut up, lady.
00:34No problem, Jules.
00:35Just let me say, Ricky's dream world's about to turn into a nightmare.
00:39Payback time for nine months in jail.
00:42Maybe today, Julian?
00:44Maybe tomorrow, but Ricky's going down.
00:46I don't forgive and I don't.
00:47Jim, I'm serious. Don't talk to me.
00:55All right, bubs, penalty shot.
00:57All right.
00:57You ready?
00:58Wayne Gretzky on court still, man.
01:01Missed.
01:02Ricky is the trailer park supervisor now, and Bubbles is his assistant.
01:07They don't really do anything.
01:08They got Corey and Trevor to do all that work for them.
01:09That's because Ricky and Bubbles play hash hockey all the time.
01:12That's all they do.
01:13He's coming out and shoots.
01:15Aw, man, you broke my dad again.
01:17Sorry.
01:18Sarah and I played one night, and we won like 16 grams over like three hours.
01:22That's because we rule at hash hockey.
01:24It's pathetic.
01:24We're not allowed to play anymore.
01:26All right, bubs.
01:28Let's get some, buddy.
01:28Let's do some hot knives.
01:30Ricky, I can't do hot knives.
01:32He tears the throat out of me.
01:33Can't we smoke a clone or something?
01:35You can't smoke a clone.
01:35You won't get stolen.
01:36Smoke this hash.
01:37We use the can over here.
01:37Come here.
01:39No knives.
01:39I'll use the can.
01:41Holy fuck, this hash is good.
01:45Yo, motherfucker, it's Jaywalk.
01:47You know what I'm saying?
01:47You motherfuckers gotta see my new ride.
01:49Bam!
01:51Bam.
01:52Boys, this is Julian.
01:53I got released today, so you gotta come get me.
01:56Don't make me take the bus home, boys.
01:57Come on, get this message.
01:59You got a half hour.
02:00Julian's out of jail, Ricky.
02:01We didn't move the stuff.
02:03Jesus, Ricky.
02:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:05You guys aren't getting off here.
02:06This is our stop, Julian.
02:07Listen, boys, I lost a lot of good friends in jail protecting you guys, all right?
02:11The least you can do is leave me alone.
02:13Listen, you stay away from Ricky.
02:14You won't have any problem with us, Julian.
02:16Jim, you know the equation.
02:17You fuck with Ricky, you're gonna get burned.
02:19Let it go, Jim.
02:21Shit, Julian.
02:22Hey, hold on a sec, driver.
02:26Oh, for fuck's sake.
02:28What?
02:30What's that, thank God?
02:31I need you to drive a truck for me today, okay?
02:32You're in charge of corn, Trevor.
02:34Fucking be hard on.
02:34It's the only way they understand.
02:35Let's go, boys.
02:36Fucking move in here.
02:37Gotta unhook this power.
02:38Come on, boys.
02:39Let's go, guys.
02:40Get the fuck out of here.
02:41Let's move it.
02:41Hurry up, boys.
02:42You guys are bait.
02:44Here, here, here.
02:46Ah!
02:49Ricky!
02:53The power's still on, Julian.
02:54Ricky, I'm Bubbles.
02:56The power's still on, Julian.
02:57Ricky, I'm Bubbles.
02:59Ricky, you don't have a cigarette.
03:01I need a joint.
03:23The power's still on, Julian.
03:27It's gonna be fun.
03:27It's gonna be fun.
03:27It's gonna be fun.
03:28It's gonna be fun.
03:28Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
03:30I'm so pumped.
03:31Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
03:49listen you idiots my dad is in charge stay in radio contact with him at all times and do what
03:54he fucking says okay we can do this boys we're just gonna follow the list that bubbles wrote up
03:58well ricky didn't learn to read like a normal person does he didn't pay attention in school
04:02he learned to read around the house like cooking things frozen food things the directions are all
04:09numbered one do this two do this that's how ricky learned to read and that's the only way
04:14he can really understand things first thing on the list borrow a five-ton truck you two dicks go find
04:19one get it and radio ray don't fuck this up all right test test channel one test
04:26check check check check check check check check check check check check check check check check
04:38ricky i got everything organized we just need the tape get out here where the fuck is the tape bubbles
04:43you hit the tape well it's gonna be fucking in here so
04:48ricky calm down ricky calm down follow the list follow the list the list is fucked buddy we don't
04:56have time we're only number two there's ten fucking things you gotta distract julian buddy until we
05:01unfuck this up here's the tape distract him how you're gonna have to get drunk with him buddy
05:06ricky i think maybe i shouldn't get drunk bubbles just leave your guitar at home how hard is that
05:11you don't have to sing it's longer than you think ricky once i get drunk i don't give a fuck
05:16i just
05:16start singing look i don't give a fuck about that all i give a fuck about is you keep him
05:20away from
05:21his trailer okay you can do this i can't promise anything ricky i can't you fucking idiot
05:29where are you guys we're in law and dormit dude we just board the truck and your dad's pulling away
05:34right now yeah ricky it's your dad here everything's under control buddy awesome dad good job
05:39buddy dude this is calling right stop stop please we're getting shot at what the fuck's going on
05:45over there trevor and corey ricky some guys tune out if you must own the truck we can't talk right
05:50i'll see you in a bit god fucking get out of there how you doing hey rick what's up man
05:57how's it
05:57going buddy good buddy good to see you man get the dope i sent you in jail yeah thanks a
06:01lot man
06:01fucking good stuff man fuck i missed jail this year was it awesome yeah it was it was pretty good
06:06boys don't miss you man i want me to say hi to you cool buddy anyway boys i gotta chill
06:10out at
06:10home for a bit all right what are you talking about man come on inside smoke a joint and top
06:14of
06:14your drink i get some chips and shit come on in buddy come on a few minutes i just want
06:17to go home
06:18for a bit over here that's cool nice rims man yeah that's pretty dope man nice change that real
06:24yeah did you get the money for that i'm a trailer park supervisor now man 16 grand a year
06:29bar gave me a bit of money and bubbles gave me some money come on in buddy yes sir so
06:34man i don't
06:35want anything to do with any illegal bullshit all right i'm done julie we don't even have time for
06:39legal shit think about it we're trailing park supervisors we gotta plant flowers put up satellites
06:42and shit man we've been looking forward to you getting out today all fucking week thank god to
06:46see you rick rick what are you talking about man you're not even making any sense here i didn't even
06:51know i was getting out until today exactly fuck it's good to see you believe julian we're both big
06:57that's why he's not making sense big time man rick you already got a smoke going there
07:06yeah no no boys boys boys boys i gotta go home have a few drinks okay the parole board fucked
07:10me around
07:11big time today i just have to be alone here okay no offense guys i gotta go we'll just have
07:15another
07:15drink or something buddy come on julie hang on hang out with me for a bit i just want to
07:20be surprised
07:20for you huh i haven't seen months come on come on buddy boys come on he's going to jail all
07:27right
07:27all right all right but listen rick he's on a war path okay he wants to fuck you over big
07:31time
07:32julian i'm the fucking trailer park supervisor now bubbles is the assistant well you can fuck off
07:37all right i'm not doing anything wrong we're gonna deal with that for two weeks who gives a fuck
07:40no no no they're back today rick what they're in jail too so watch your back bubbles listen
07:48rick i want you guys to get drunk all right have a fucking great time today buddy you deserve man
07:52you've been in your fucking jail justin dope i got dope in the trailer what else i gotta do some
07:55paperwork all right guys okay let's open the smokes man he always smokes three smokes
08:02come on let's get some liquor
08:07keep your eyes closed julian we got you getting out of jail present don't open them will you
08:13keep your eyes closed
08:17hey what's up jay rock
08:17i want to see you back in the 902 grack put it up
08:20hey man what's up
08:20hi b you remember dbs you know what i'm saying
08:22jay rock come here pimp dog i gotta talk to you about something got a couple things to do here
08:27julian
08:28just give me a second jay rock listen julian got out of jail early he doesn't even know we're
08:32growing weed i gotta create a distraction jay rock can you please let me say we got this car
08:38for him as a present bubbles this my brand new weapon don't do that to me you know what i'm
08:41saying
08:42come on jay rock i'm in a jam i got an idea two grams of blonde lebanese hash let me
08:49check
08:49this shit out shit check that out what was that ain't even blonde you know what i'm saying stuff on
08:54dude it's dirty blowing though fuck it's got blowing streaks into it it's lebanese all right
08:59b never say i didn't have you back you know what i'm saying bubbles where did you get this
09:05where'd you get this we're gonna do some custom work to her too something i saw on the internet
09:10it'll take me five minutes pretty dope isn't it always a fucking dope whip all right bubbles you
09:14know what i'm saying drive carefully you motherfucking drive careful jay rock take it easy hop in julian
09:21yeah i took the washer thing re-rooted her in here filled your washer tank up with rum
09:28bubbles this car's stolen
09:30let's clean motherfuckers straight up from the pimpers otis mac in sunnyvale gj to the roc
09:35jules you know i got your back boy registration's at the glove box
09:38bitch listen guys if this is a stolen car i don't want it i'm serious if i preach probation
09:42i'm gonna get eight years eight years boys they're not fucking around this time
09:47cracker this motherfucker is straight up from a u.s customs auction in callus maine you know
09:51what i'm saying just be straight up with me is it hot or not jules just chill the fuck out
09:55and take
09:55this dope whip for a ride cracker oh please julian come on hop in right take this baby out right
10:00all right all right all right for fuck's seeks bubbles i'm really craving swiss chalet takeout
10:05come on be my treat all right all right and then we're getting drunk all right thank you all right
10:09man bubbles man i would like some chicken man get me a quarter chicken dinner extra gravy
10:13for sure quarter chicken dinner french fries onion rings chicken rib combo extra roll please come off
10:17it it's distraction chicken i'm buying you just now i'm like you got my whip you know what i'm saying
10:22but i ain't got no chicken hi mrs irving
10:34hey guys how's jail what are you guys doing here stay calm guys trinity's here it was just fine ricky
10:41thanks for asking listen i'd love for you to stay in chat but the real trailer park supervisor is
10:48back it's time for you to go oh is that right yeah jim just stay calm and trinn can you
10:53go next door
10:53okay just for a second just borrow that if you don't mind look jim i know this is gonna be
10:59hard for you
10:59guys i know i know what it's like this isn't your trailer though you gotta remember that this is the
11:04supervisor's trailer and since i'm the trailer park supervisor now that makes it my trailer so you guys
11:09gonna have to go i'm sorry about this i know you just go to jail and you're a little up
11:12right now
11:14ricky let's go guys we're gonna see about this well i don't know if you just didn't hear me or
11:19what
11:19i just said but this is my home it's not yours this is my ricky this is our goddamn home
11:24i've been
11:25paying for this home for 10 years the park has been paying for this jim not you and that's what
11:29i'm
11:29saying i am sunnyvale ricky you were sunnyvale before you went to jail remember that you remember
11:34jail this is our home you be you you got one hour to get out of here all your stuff
11:38lock stock and
11:39barrel look i tried to be nice okay i tried to be nice randy get the
11:43out of here
11:50look i know what it's like to get into jail and have nothing been there okay
11:54i've always believed do one to others as you do one to you
11:57been reallocated law 423 collect the law fees first next month take your
12:01shit get the fuck in ricky first of next month you're gonna be in jail getting a postcard for me
12:06you might have my job now ricky but i got something you'll never have
12:10yeah what's that lady my grade 11.
12:19whoa whoa whoa bubbles come on pace yourself small sips
12:23why'd you start drinking so much special occasions i always pound the liquor into me julie
12:29here let's stop rap
12:35here man i'm done you didn't eat all your chicken good thanks for the food man let's get back to
12:40the
12:40prayer julian i got a song i've been working on can you come to my shed and listen to it
12:47i've been working on it like crazy all right one saw ricky
12:53guys dude nice work with the truck dad awesome good job buddy thank you so much listen i got
13:22let's go let's go
13:47i guess this is home mr lahey
13:50oh
13:53bubbles why'd you move your shed man come here john
13:58why don't you live next to me anymore oh we just moved for a while you were in jail you
14:02know
14:02oh here listen i want to play something you listen now
14:07these are so nice bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles
14:11these are that's not a new tune no i put a new part into her get them down
14:17spin them around trickle their belly splice
14:23that's not a new song man julian hang on
14:27oh i gotta use it
14:29corey and charlie where in the fuck are you guys
14:31ricky listen it's me here boy corey fuck over listen ricky i'm on my way with the first load
14:35look man i'm a little nervous about this people in wheelchairs on comp don't like to get caught
14:39dad you're not in a wheelchair you're fine you're faking it ricky not over the air jesus christ buddy
14:46dad chill out just drop off the load and come back and pick up the other one get the
14:49fuck out of here please you got to move it here buddy ricky i don't know if we're going to
14:53do this
14:53in one load man i i think we're going to need an extra trip man no way dad you've got
14:57to fit
14:57it in one load i'm your son you owe me please we got to get this shit out of here
15:00run out of
15:01fucking time here well well well what have we got here looks like corey and trevor and ray driving
15:09get over here you little no no no no don't throw bottles at me don't throw bottles at me ever
15:15okay
15:15now listen up i want you to hit lot 423 hit it hard okay you guys know what flaming ship
15:20bags are
15:20good throw some of those into the mix got two big bags of chips i'll give you one now one
15:24when you're done
15:26move it out boys
15:30you can stick his grade 11 up his legs
15:41classic distraction scenario randy ricky's up to something he's gonna pay for what he did to us
15:47mr lahey try to remember what the therapist said about blaming therapists don't know
15:51shit randy they cause more mental health problems than they cure
16:00all right boys the coast is clear get that truck out of here right now
16:03uh dude there's still dope on one of the trailers what the
16:06do you mean there's still dope one of the trailers julian's here boys what's trailer what's
16:09true stuff what's up what's up how's it going buddy uh listen i don't want to try this but i
16:20had to
16:20condemn the city of the park huge mole problem man environmental major meltdown buddy it's bugs
16:25mold your fault you didn't leave you left shit oh shit ricky i'm going on what's going on here ricky
16:30smells like a lot of dope to me it's none of your ex-supervisor business lady you know get this
16:34car out of here i got a truck full of mold that could kill people i gotta get out of
16:37here bubbles could
16:38use some help here
16:38what the fuck randy's got
16:42it's for the dirty old jeepers hold up for a second yeah officer green
16:49jim lay here got a big problem in the park but yeah starts with ricky ends with jail
16:59lady get this car out of here please oh you're not going to move your car fine i'll move the
17:04fucking thing jesus ricky ricky ricky ricky ricky for twice sakes what are you doing hey
17:14let's go get the dope out of here
17:27please
17:28truck full of mold eh
17:33there's nothing going on here joint that's not good rich
17:46there's nothing happening here i think they they called you over there somewhere and
17:49just cleared out of here i guess hello jim
17:52how's jail i got through jail george waiting for this day i finally got him dead to rights
17:58what have you got jim what i have george is a wall they build a wall and i guarantee you
18:05they're
18:05growing dope back there that's bullshit that is bullshit there's nothing back here but a bunch
18:09of mold to kill people jim what are you doing george think about it they built a wall you check
18:16the trailers behind that wall and we got him trust me george fuck him george he's drunk
18:22fuck him take him away all right karen open it up ricky i'm going to take a look inside these
18:28trailers i'm sure you don't mind do you have a search warranty well i can certainly get one
18:33we don't have one no do you make your point my point is i'm going to be a good guy
18:39i got nothing
18:39to hide here we've been getting along good when those idiots were in jail so why don't we just do
18:43this pick one trailer one two or three and search that that's me being fair george you're lucky to
18:48even be here you're listening to drunk idiot why was please george trailers universe number one
18:53pick two george search that one over there number three pick two pick two i think we'll do number
18:59one with the file here number one right there let's go here keep that quiet keep them out of my
19:03way
19:03according to you right i haven't been home yet i have no idea what's going on in there
19:12guess what jim nothing see julian nothing in there but a pile of old tinfoil and some old
19:18oil power hookups come on we're out of there george you're wasting the
19:23fucking cops time again lady you happy about that maybe somebody was growing don't give me okay
19:28but there's no actual dope in there right now george get a warrant search the other trailers george
19:34jim listen to me never again 18 times in the past year you've called me out here and 18 ricky
19:43take
19:43a walk and 18 times what has it been bullshit that's what george what about stolen drug cars run the
19:51plates on that car and i'll guarantee you it comes back stolen you don't have money for that kind of
19:56shit george check it oh you're not buying this bullshit again he's wasting your time over there
20:04do it now what was your pissing in my car dispatch run play charlie wilma
20:09one more three two five thank you roger stand by there's clouds here bubbles stop pissing in public
20:17plate to register to a mr cory trevor of sunnyvale trailer park plates are clean
20:22i'm gonna go to the drunk tank
20:24ah think for one fucking second oh geez they're not stolen are you really this fucking stupid
20:31let's talk about stupid jim i'm gonna put this in a way that even someone like you can understand
20:35remember the story of the little boy who cried wolf in case you forgot he was a little boy who
20:40cried
20:40for help because he said there was a wolf after him each time the people of the village came running
20:44and each time there was no wolf eventually they got really tired of it so when he calls for help
20:49because there's a real wolf after him nobody takes him seriously nobody comes because nobody cares
20:55do you see where i'm going with this jim george i know it looks like i'm off them listen what
21:01we have
21:01here jim is a shit wolf do you know what a shit wolf is you never seem to have that
21:06crucial little
21:07thing called evidence but each time you cry shit wolf and each time i come running no more jim never
21:13again now i want you to tell me what the moral of the story is george no say it jim
21:21say it
21:24never cry shit wolf that's right now get your sorry ass out of here or you're spending the night
21:30in the drunk tank george i gotta tell you a secret this is george green fucker julian you get him
21:36under control or you're both going to the drunk tank george i'm not doing anything wrong open liquor
21:40julian don't push it bubbles i'm just gonna sing a little i don't want to hear another note out of
21:45you or you know where you're going not a note if i was to ask you a question you were
21:54to blink you
21:55don't have to say anything you just gotta blink all right that wouldn't be ratting them out okay
21:58everybody's gonna blink right yeah okay two blinks for yes one blink for no is ricky growing dope again
22:15i did it two times there if you didn't notice
22:24you
22:47You