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00:26The End
00:37Are you all right, Mr. Lane?
00:39All right, Randy. I've never been better. I can feel it. Today's the day, Randy.
00:46Today's the day I receive the highest, most prestigious award there is.
00:50You know what else? I don't know how, but Ricky's going down today, and we're going to polish off a
00:56quart of rye each.
01:06Come on, come on!
01:41be a trailer park suit advisor has been a fulfillment kind of reward you know i could
01:44fuck around do whatever shit i want it's been great and when julian was in jail stress bubbles
01:48in a little bit so i figured it's time to give back to him give back to the community at
01:51the
01:51same time so today i'm having community day it's gonna fucking kick ass too we've got front end
01:55loader rides gonna have a paintball target range and we're gonna have wrestling you know it's a
02:01good chance to make a bit of money for the down payment for the park which will keep julian
02:04fucking happy and pay off my debt which i mean that wasn't my fault but that's neither there
02:09or here or anywhere right now i'm just gonna smoke a big six paper joint and get fucking wrecked and
02:15party all fucking day ricky what are you doing come on man we got lots of work to do here
02:20where the fucking corin and charlotte you seen it they're back there moving bubbles shed
02:25got a big enough joint there rick look i need corin and charlotte to work for me today i got
02:29weed right here i'm gonna fucking pay them it's community day joint listen why don't you try
02:33focusing on the weed a bit more okay instead of being trailer park supervisor you're fucking
02:37up man sounds like someone's a little bit jealous about me being supervisor no no those plants
02:41are getting huge rick okay starting to scare me a bit juliet it's one fucking day we're gonna
02:47get drunk and stoned we're gonna have community day here balls get to wrestle he's gonna shit
02:50himself oh my goodness randy you look magnificent jim this is um this is interesting mr james lahey you
03:04have been selected as trailer park supervisor of the year by the international association of trailer
03:09parks trailer park supervisors and assistant trailer park supervisors the letterhead is incredible and
03:15it's so well written you know boys i really i really don't have time for this nonsense barb that's
03:21the real thing i was nominated four times and this year i won jim we've been all through this you
03:28are
03:28not the trailer park supervisor ricky yeah babs that's what i wanted to talk to you about
03:33they think that i'm still supervisor of the park oh look what i'm asking is this make me supervisor for
03:38one day i'll accept the award and sunnyvale can become part of the international union just think
03:45what that'll do to the valley of the park barb jim i'm not an idiot what's in this for you
03:51well the award
03:52barb i don't know if you noticed or not but i kind of hit the bottom of the barrel lately
04:03look this award is exactly what i need to get me back on my vita game barb ricky doesn't even
04:09need
04:09to know he's doing this community day thing we'll just stay clear of them barb they're gonna be here
04:14in 45 minutes please
04:23ricky you're not mad are you that i moved my shed up here to julian's no well i've always lived
04:28by him
04:28i just don't want you to think i don't like you that's cool buddy listen corey chart put the tools
04:33down i need to talk to you guys you're working for me today okay now i'm not proud of you
04:37guys so
04:37don't get the wrong fucking idea you still fuck up a lot but take this it's an advance okay now
04:41blindfold bubbles nice blindfold me yeah it's for all the bullshit went through when julian's in jail
04:47all right oh surprise yeah big time i fucking love surprises you're gonna freak bubbles oh my god
04:54hey hi uh there's your lunch richard oh bubbles that looks good that's great it works there it's
05:02it's it's it's good there what's wrong with you what nothing no i'm fine i'm fine listen can we um
05:08have a have a quick word stop running to it right on listen you have been working so hard lately
05:14i want
05:14to give you a little reward right okay take the day off the whole day get drunk get stoned you
05:19know
05:19muck around with corey and trevor that's awesome very serious thank you yeah yeah good you're gonna
05:24stop buying community and get drunk with us oh we'll see maybe later but keep it kind of low-key
05:27huh you ready buddy i'm ready what is it i can't wait let's get that fucking blindfold off trevor
05:37holy fuck a wrestling ring oh this is awesome ricky did you build this look at this thing real
05:47turnbuckles oh you made banners on old liquor store bags i'm going to get my green bastard suit on
05:55the green bastard's bubbles wrestling name he fucking loves wrestling like he takes it really
05:58serious he's got this old you just shut the fuck up for a second he's got this old green tarp
06:03he
06:03puts on everything and you know he's got some really good moves he's been bugging us now for a
06:07while to get some sort of ring together and have some backyard wrestling match kind of going and
06:11i'm just glad now i'm in a position i can make that happen i can't wait to start fucking hammering
06:15people barbara leahy i'd like you to meet mr bernie sanford international association trailer
06:22park supervisor with the i-a-t-t-p-p-s-a-t-p-s that's the international association of
06:27trailer
06:28park trailer park supervisors and assistant trailer park supervisors jim leahy i've heard a lot about
06:33you thank you and this is uh the assistant international trailer park supervisor carol
06:37jason actually we met at that conference in moncton right we were drinking don't worry about it jim
06:43good to see you thanks uh randy must have got my records mixed up randy uh every uh trailer park
06:50as
06:50you know has its share of troublemakers well our particular troublemaker is a drunken recidivist
06:56idiot called ricky been in jail 18 times he's uh cuckoo for some reason he thinks he's supervisor
07:03of the park right barb yes that's right he does think that jason uh jenny tonic and some hickory
07:09sticks right away sir jim you mean to tell me you can't deal with this man bernie no one can
07:16it's
07:17better just to avoid him trust me on this one no you pounce in up the eye of your cock
07:22calm down
07:25you fucking calm down who's running this fucking trailer park uh it's it's um community day here
07:34at sunnyvale right uh i didn't want to tell you because i thought you might think i was uh putting
07:40on a show for you for the award and all
07:49what are you doing what are you doing give me the gun that was 12 shots that was 24 dollars
07:53i hope
07:54you know that what's going on green bastard parts unknown nice corey trevor get the fuck in the ring
08:01just turn around look good buddy nice green bastard wreck wreck wreck wreck
08:09who in the hell are they sex
08:10jason the paint i don't know what's the fuck
08:16community day
08:24nice crowd you got gathered here i didn't know you were into wrestling jim
08:29what the fuck is going on here
08:31listen ricky you boys just better cool that you don't know what you're dealing with here today
08:35ricky fuck off okay
08:40thanks for fucking off for a change
08:42that is a no fucking parking zone okay and i want those fucking cars out of here right now
08:46get them the fuck out of here
08:47you must be ricky
08:50that's correct slick i am ricky i'm a fucking trailer park supervisor
08:53who in the fuck are you soup dummies
08:55i'm bernie sandford president of the international association of trailer park
09:00trailer park supervisors and assistant trailer park supervisors
09:03move the fucking cars okay i got wrestling fans showing up here
09:06i'm baked out of my mind i don't got time for this shit
09:08lady i want those fucking cars in here and i want them out of here now
09:11boys boys just uh just one minute julian can i have a quick word please
09:14i have the chance for sunnyville to be part of the biggest trailer park union in the world
09:18so what does that mean
09:19julian this is huge listen the bank took my house today just let jim be trailer park supervisor for the
09:26day okay
09:26and and keep ricky out of the way but don't tell him i don't want him to get hurt that's
09:29not what this is about
09:30you don't want to move the cars fine boys
09:33well i'm just gonna start pissing in this general direction and if this car is illegally parked they might accidentally
09:38get pissed on
09:38richard don't don't see some pissing don't richard
09:43richard
09:45my car
09:46i fucking warned them three times barb and they will listen to me they don't even believe i'm the trailer
09:50park supervisor all right
09:50i am so very sorry
09:52you're right bernie he's the epitome of refractory
09:55tell him julian i'm the fucking supervisor here you guys won't believe me it's bullshit
09:59jim let me take this one
10:01ricky you and me come on
10:03what the fuck do you want to talk about
10:04you'll find out
10:06what you've just done
10:07pissing on my car
10:08you have crossed the line with me
10:11i've had guys throw barbecues at me
10:14they've broke the windows out of my car
10:17they've cursed and sworn at me
10:19but the bottom line is
10:21i ain't shook
10:23cause if the right hook comes out
10:26crazy motherfuckers like you get knocked out
10:29don't be looking me in the eyes boy
10:31i ain't got no candy for you
10:33no candy
10:34except for
10:36the right hook
10:37ah mr president it's lunch time
10:39how about some takeaway
10:39you want some candy
10:41did i ask for candy
10:42you want to tell the fucking right hook barb
10:45that i'm a supervisor not lahey
10:46cause i'm a little sick of this shit
10:47fucking lunatic
10:50two buckets of chicken
10:52uh gravy
10:53uh mashed potatoes
10:55fries
10:55hot buns
10:56uh macaroni salad
10:57coleslaw
10:59and uh swing by a and w
11:00and pick up uh four double cheeseburgers loaded
11:03yeah deliver to uh
11:05jim lahey trailer park supervisor of the year
11:07sunnyvale trailer park
11:08listen up
11:09just let him pretend to be supervisor today okay
11:12that's it
11:12you don't have time anyway
11:13it's bullshit
11:14i clean this fucking park up
11:15he's getting a word for it
11:16did you forget about the 4,000 plants we got growing
11:18look joanne
11:19i'm not cool with this all right
11:20barbs are fucking cool
11:21jim being supervisor for the day
11:23that's bullshit
11:24fucking union stuff
11:25and candy
11:26and bright hooks
11:27listen listen
11:27i don't care about that shit
11:28we gotta come up with some money
11:29for that down payment immediately
11:30like today
11:31and sign a fucking contract
11:32we can't panic
11:33we gotta think here
11:35boys
11:35check it out
11:36we can have people pay to fight us
11:38ricky
11:38we can make a lot of fucking money
11:40see that's what i'm talking about
11:41right there ricky
11:42perfect bubbles
11:42you wanna wrestle some people
11:44i'll fucking wrestle
11:45corey trevor get over here
11:49you two dicks
11:50you're gonna go door to door
11:51and promote the shit of this all right
11:52we need a lot more people
11:53who are 35 bucks a person
11:54to watch me and bubbles wrestle somebody okay
11:57i wanna deal with that little prick right now
11:59before we make a presentation
12:00i mean right now
12:01you're right bernie
12:02let's forget about the food
12:03can we at least wait for the cheeseburger
12:05is that all that's on your mind
12:06is a hamburger
12:08let's go down and deal with it right now bernie
12:10come on
12:18ladies and gentlemen
12:21motherfuckers of all ages
12:23the green bastard is here
12:25by popular demand
12:27are you ready to tumble
12:30all right yo
12:33you're supposed to fucking stop when i stop
12:35okay everybody
12:37before we get on to the main event
12:39we are going to see the long-bodied alien match
12:44in this corner
12:45in the shitty old corduroy pants
12:47with the translucent skin stretched over an alien frame
12:51it's trevor the elongated skellington
12:56get your fucking shirt off trevor
12:58get your shirt off
13:00and in this corner
13:01wearing the fucking same old work pants he has on every time i see him
13:07it's jacob the twiggy alien man
13:10go fuck yourself jacob
13:12get your shirt off too jacob
13:15my god look at them
13:17they're both like fucking aliens
13:19okay boys i want a clean fight
13:21i don't want any bullshit
13:22and no foreign objects
13:24here we go
13:25let's get it on
13:26beat the fuck out of each other boys
13:34come on jacob
13:35come on jacob use your twiggy arms
13:39hey boys
13:40what do you guys be jim leahy
13:42i don't know what the fuck's going on
13:43i got some chicken and some burgers here
13:45for the trailer park supervisor
13:47is it paid for it
13:48yes it is
13:49well i'm jim leahy trailer park supervisor
13:51how you doing
13:51how you doing
13:52very fucking wrong i'm starving
13:54fucking picking out you mean
13:56you know what ricky we're setting up a booth and selling this right now here
13:59just be cool follow my lead
14:02hey ricky
14:04you remember the right hook
14:05we can do this the easy way or the hard way
14:09where this group of fine supervisors
14:12forcefully remove you
14:13or you get your ass knocked out
14:15that's knocked out
14:18are you guys fucked in the head
14:19this is my fucking park i'm the trailer park supervisor
14:22so why don't you dicks
14:24fuck off
14:25and let me raise money for the community here
14:27for sunnyvale
14:32hey
14:32maybe you could learn to spell for the community ricky
14:36oh yeah lady
14:37you notice any spelling mistakes on that sign
14:40huh
14:40yeah bubbles
14:41the r in supervisor is missing
14:43what
14:44oh for fuck's sakes
14:46ricky
14:46didn't you and bubbles already pay your 35 bucks to wrestle the trailer park supervisors
14:50yeah
14:51yeah we did
14:52we paid 35 bucks i've been waiting to fight you all day
14:55me and ricky tag team against you and randy
14:59that is what the sign says isn't it jim wrestle the supervisor for 35 bucks and apparently you're
15:03the supervisor
15:04i'm not gonna wrestle anybody here today
15:06mr lady come here
15:06what are you afraid
15:08excuse me for a second boys
15:10fraidy cat fraidy cat lady he's a fraidy cat
15:12mr lady you said that you didn't know how but today's the day that ricky's going down this is how
15:17fuck
15:17mr lady has some faith in me we can do this we can win for the park
15:21randy if we wrestle them we have to win
15:23they stole my fucking cheeseburgers
15:25i'll trade your bite of my chicken for a bite of your burger
15:28ricky
15:28what the fuck do you want now
15:30okay here's the deal
15:31randy and i'll arrest you both
15:32when we win
15:34you resign
15:35and i become trailer park supervisor
15:37ricky why am i getting fucked around with this trailer park shit today
15:39ricky will you trust me on this i'll explain it all later okay
15:43fine lady
15:44we'll fight you
15:45yes
15:46but when we win and we will
15:48we have to tell all these people
15:49especially those supervisor dicks
15:51who the real supervisor sonny vale is all right
15:54and who the real assistant supervisor is too
15:56and when we win
15:58we're gonna be the supervisors of the year
16:00that's right
16:01come on now boys
16:02what's it gonna be
16:02am i gonna referee a fight or what
16:05whoa whoa whoa just a second here
16:06be cool with this shit or what
16:07julian i haven't got any choice
16:09all right you guys
16:10i want a fair
16:11clean
16:12fight
16:14deal
16:16deal
16:17all right
16:20tag team wrestling match
16:22me and randy
16:23against ricky and
16:24green bastards
16:25compared to unknown
16:34my god randy looks like the hawk
16:38go randy go get him
16:39yeah
16:39randy
16:41get it randy
16:43randy
16:44get up randy
16:45get up randy
17:10get up
17:14Yes, Randy!
17:16Yo!
17:18Two on one, two on one!
17:21Ricky, green bastard,
17:23you are both dis-fucking-qualified!
17:27Yes!
17:29This is bullshit!
17:31What the fuck?
17:33Congratulations, Jim.
17:35Well done.
17:36Thanks, Jim.
17:37Jason, picture.
17:37We've got the cover for this month's newsletter.
17:41Mr. Farber,
17:42put this somewhere safe for you.
17:44Fucking head, it's killing me.
17:46Bleeding bubbles? Let me have a look.
17:49Oh, look, it's shaped just like a door winder.
17:51Come on, boy, show some sportsmanship
17:53and shake Jim's hand.
17:54Shaking his fucking hand.
17:56You're both nothing but born losers.
17:59Go fuck yourself, they cheated.
18:00Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, come here.
18:01Fuck that toilet perk supervisor job.
18:03This is for the best anyway, Rick. Julian?
18:05Trust me, this is a good thing, Ricky.
18:07Look, I know right now I'm supposed to swallow my prize,
18:09but I'm fucking pissed off, man. They cheated,
18:11and that's bullshit.
18:12They didn't cheat, but all they really got
18:14was a fucking stupid-looking trophy.
18:16Fuck the trailer park supervisor thing, Ricky.
18:18Now we can concentrate on growing the dope.
18:20Yeah, man.
18:22I'm not fucking happy, boys.
18:24I'm not either.
18:24I don't like getting beat by cheaters.
18:27Cheaty cheatertons.
18:29Congratulations, Jim.
18:30You are our trailer park supervisor of the year.
18:33Hey, fuck.
18:34And I would like to say that Sunnyvale Trader Park
18:37is strongly being considered for membership in our union.
18:41And when that happens, I will be working side-by-side with Jim.
18:47Would you mind if we got a picture of you in front of your, uh, new car?
18:53New car?
18:55Well, it's a 1991 Caddy, but she runs like a dream.
18:58That's it. I fucking had it.
19:00Are you fucking kidding me? A new car?
19:01Calm down, Ricky.
19:04Hey, Alky.
19:05Get Ravine under control.
19:07What the fuck did you just call me?
19:09And me?
19:10Ricky, I give you permission to do whatever you want to do
19:12to get these dicks out of the park.
19:14Thanks, Julian.
19:15If you fucking idiots think of the unions coming into this fucking trailer park,
19:17just remember, alright?
19:19I'm gonna always be here. I'm never leaving Sunnyvale.
19:21And now that I'm not supervisor, I don't give a fuck about anything.
19:35Jesus, they forced!
19:38I have to earn fat shit tonight!
19:45My car!
19:46I'm so sorry! I apologize!
19:49This is what happened!
19:50I hate you, Jason!
19:53I think Jim has a bit of work to do here
19:55before your park can be considered applicable for membership in our union.
20:00Why don't you give us a call when you get things back in order?
20:03Jason! Cam!
20:04Walter! Move it!
20:07Fuck, Ricky! That was awesome!
20:11That was fucking awesome!
20:13What'd you think of that, Leahy?
20:15Wipe the smirk off your face, Rick, because you're a loser.
20:18No, I'm not.
20:18Yeah, you are.
20:19No, I'm not.
20:20Yes, you are.
20:20Fuck off.
20:21Boys!
20:23Come on, Randy.
20:24Where are you going?
20:28To my trailer.
20:30Your what?
20:31Supervisor's trailer, Ricky.
20:32Shit!
20:33Fuck.
20:34Home sweet home, Randy.
20:36Jim, sit down. I need to speak to you.
20:38All right.
20:39What are you doing here?
20:40I'm sorry.
20:40I know that you're all excited about being trailer park supervisor again, but you need
20:44to know that this trailer is not a part of the deal.
20:46I'm moving in here.
20:47What?
20:48Well, I've got to live somewhere.
20:50Sunnyvale is in so much debt that the bank has reposs...
20:53Randy, would you move back, please?
20:54Randy, stay away, Erin.
20:55Randy, move back.
20:59The bank has repossessed the house, and until I sell the park, I have got nowhere to live,
21:04so I'm moving in here.
21:05Now, don't worry.
21:07I'm not going to leave you and your little friend out in the cold.
21:09I've taken the tent trailer and put it down in your lot.
21:11You can live down there.
21:12And in the meantime, there's lots to do.
21:15There must be 200 back rents owing.
21:17You guys can get busy and go out and collect those.
21:20Supervise your little hearts out.
21:21Did you guys see that fucking car?
21:23It was beautiful.
21:24It should have been mine.
21:25I would have lived in that car for the rest of my life.
21:27Oh, it was nice.
21:28Yeah, that sucks, man.
21:29But just think.
21:31Lahey's going to be busy all the time now.
21:33I just can't wait to buy this trailer park.
21:34I'm far those two fucking idiots.
21:37The old tent trailer.
21:38Barb sure was generous, Randy.
21:41We're moving up in the world, boy.
21:43Congratulations, Mr. Lahey.
21:44You did it.
21:47We did it, Randy.
21:48Let's head to the L.C., bud.
21:50We earned it.
21:53Corey Braidhead.
21:54He gets them set up for the clothesline.
21:58Oh, my God.
22:00It's fucking devastating.
22:02You all right, Corey?
22:03Yeah, I'm fine.
22:04I don't give a fuck, actually.
22:09Get in here, Trevor.
22:10Come on.
22:11I'm going home.
22:12Come on, boys.
22:14Boys.
22:16You don't have to do it, man.
22:18You don't have to do it.
22:20You don't have to do it.
22:25You get close to it, man.
22:28You're on my kant."
22:29And we're realirement today.
22:29And you, tao.
22:31To Wentman.
22:33Like gases.
22:33And everyone else.
22:33I think, dad driving around fromrium.
22:33How you might have to remember when you have to do it, tentacles.
22:34I don't want to talk about them getting bigger.
22:35Yeah, scripture.
22:35We go, father.
22:35My own ways.
22:35And we're on it.
22:36All over to hell.
22:36I knowomì, daddy.
22:45You