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00:03How are you guys doing?
00:05Look at this log of cards.
00:07Four brand new ones.
00:09It's one of the best days ever.
00:11Just about to go pick up Ricky and Julian at jail.
00:15Those guys never got out of jail with a bunch of money before, so this should be fun.
00:20You guys should come with me.
00:21I'm just going to dump these off.
00:26Chimp this out, Bubbles.
00:32Did you see that fucking skid?
00:34Oh, wow.
00:36Some other money.
00:41This is a fucking thing.
00:49Oh, I love you.
00:50I love you.
00:55Okay, I love you.
00:55Oh, I love you.
00:58I love you.
01:01Hello, my mom.
01:02Hi.
01:03Hi.
01:03Hi.
01:17Oh, fuck, Julian, I can't deal with this bullshit right now.
01:20It's all right, man.
01:21What time is it, Boles?
01:21It's 11.30, Ricky.
01:23Ricky, you can't fucking light up in the bank.
01:25Do whatever the fuck I want, buddy.
01:27I'm rich as fuck now.
01:2738 grand in unmarked bills?
01:29I don't give a fuck.
01:29Ricky, calm down, man.
01:31Julian, fuck all this bullshit.
01:32Fuck this bank.
01:33Let's just go spending, man.
01:34Let's go shopping.
01:35I need some gifts.
01:35Ricky, we're going to set up some GICs and some RSPs, man.
01:39That's investment.
01:40Bingo.
01:41You got it?
01:43Fuck investments, Julian.
01:44Listen, we can go on a vacation every year, man.
01:46Go on a cruise or something.
01:48I don't give a fuck about a cruise.
01:49I want to go spend in cash right now.
01:51Ricky, that's what smart people do with their fucking money.
01:54Invested.
01:54Julian's handling all my finances.
01:56Boles is right, man.
01:57Listen, we should set up a few small businesses in the trailer park, man.
02:00Why don't you let me control your money?
02:02I'm controlling my money.
02:03Fuck RSVTs, Julian.
02:05Let me invest in there.
02:05What about Freedom 35?
02:06I thought we were fucking retired.
02:08Uh-oh.
02:08Calm down.
02:10I grew the fucking dope.
02:12It's my fucking money.
02:13You can't scream dope out in the bank.
02:15Dope, dope.
02:15Dope with you fucking dope dope.
02:17You're security.
02:18I can walk out on my own, guys.
02:20Perfect.
02:20I can explain this.
02:21Fuck off, salamander head.
02:22Give me my fucking cigarette back.
02:24Fuck off.
02:24Ricky.
02:25Ricky, everybody calm down.
02:27We're leaving.
02:29Today's the day Ricky's getting out of jail, and apparently he has a whole bunch of money
02:34saved up, and I think he's probably going to try and move back in with Lucy or get with
02:38me again.
02:39Not this time.
02:40No, it's not.
02:40We've got a surprise waiting for Ricky this time.
02:44Holy fuck, that's good pepperoni.
02:48Gonna be some changes this time, though, Randy.
02:50I feel much more secure.
02:52I feel much more able to deal with those assholes.
02:56Me too, Mr. Lardy.
03:02What is it, Julian?
03:03This is no big deal or anything, but I think you're gonna like this, buddy.
03:07Oh my god, Julian.
03:08You didn't have to do that.
03:10You deserve it, bud.
03:12Thanks.
03:13I'm gonna go get all my shit and put it in there.
03:15Come on.
03:17Drive her into you.
03:18There's lots more where that came from.
03:22I mean, just look at this place.
03:24It's like a palace.
03:26Bunk beds, TV, satellite dish, 416 channels.
03:32Oh, he's fucking taking off.
03:34Anything I want to watch, it's there.
03:36I just turn her on.
03:37Indoor plumbing all hooked up.
03:40I've got a cell phone.
03:42I never had a phone before.
03:46Cordless.
03:47Look at that.
03:49All new technology.
03:53Keep her up there.
03:55This is the nicest fucking shed I think there's ever been.
03:59Howdy, Ricky.
04:01Back from Con College so-so.
04:07Look, guys.
04:08Don't want any trouble.
04:10Just go to the jail.
04:11I'm a new man.
04:11I've got lots of money, all right?
04:12So I don't want to start any bullshit.
04:14What I do want is a brand new double-wide trailer.
04:16Nicest one you got.
04:18That'll cost you, Ricky.
04:20Yeah.
04:20Well, there's $1,000 down for hook-up fees and six months lease up front.
04:26Where the hell did you get that kind of money first?
04:30You're lots of money, Leahy.
04:31Oh, I get it.
04:32Never mind.
04:33Leahy, I've got my own money, all right?
04:35I've got lots of it, and endless supply.
04:37I want a double-wide trailer by five o'clock tomorrow.
04:39I'm calling Barbara.
04:39Simple as that.
04:41Ricky, I'm not hauling anything in this park unless I get $5,000 down.
04:46Believe me, I'll give you the money right now, but I don't trust either one of you fucker-nauts.
04:49Yeah?
04:49And I don't trust you, shitbat.
04:51Collateral, Rick.
04:52Or no trailer.
04:54Fine.
04:55I'll give you some collateral.
04:56Why don't you go around and tell everybody in this park that I'll kiss your bare ass if I don't
04:59have the money by five o'clock tomorrow?
05:00That's some fucking collateral, isn't it?
05:02I've lived in this fucking car for four years now, and I wish I could say I'm going to miss
05:05it, but I'm not.
05:06Like, living in a car kind of fucking sucks.
05:08You're way too cramped when you're sleeping, it's cold at night, and no more living in a car for me.
05:11I'm getting my own fucking trailer, and I can't wait.
05:13You'll kiss his bare ass?
05:15That's what I said, dumbass.
05:17Ricky, that would mean that you'd agree to play by Sunnyvale Trailer Park rules.
05:23Are you willing to put that in writing?
05:25Give me a fucking pen.
05:27Get a lease agreement, Randy.
05:28Special clauses.
05:30Rick.
05:31That's for the pen.
05:33And you know what?
05:34I count out of jail, and I try to start things off on the right foot, and you wouldn't do
05:37that, would you?
05:38So I'm going to pay you $100 to fuck off.
05:40Leave me alone, just give me my trailer, and fuck off.
05:43When's the last time you saw your father?
05:45Six months ago or something?
05:47She doesn't even remember the last time she saw her dad.
05:50He wasn't around all last year.
05:52Not impressed by Ricky at all.
05:55Julian's got a couple money-making schemes he's got going on in the park.
05:58I think he's got Cory and Trevor selling ice cream, a lot of ice cream bites.
06:01Ice cream.
06:02All I want to do is open up a few semi-legit businesses to make money.
06:06I put a lot of work into this, and I mean, I don't want to go back to jail.
06:11Trin, in the house now.
06:13Let's go.
06:14Come on.
06:16Wipe that grin off your phone.
06:17What is that?
06:18Get a blaster, Daddy got him.
06:20What's the problem?
06:21We're just handing in a little bit of money, having some ice cream, bought Trin a stereo.
06:23You got a problem with that?
06:24You're going to find out what the problem is soon enough, Ricky.
06:26What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
06:29What's going on, Rick?
06:30Good to see you, motherfucker, you know what I'm saying?
06:32You got to check this shit out, boy.
06:34Julian set Bubbles up hard, you know what I'm saying?
06:36Brand new shed, boy.
06:37Satellite TV and shit.
06:39Julian's the man, you know what I'm saying?
06:40It's not too bad.
06:41Satellite?
06:42Julian's not the man.
06:42I don't get as much money as him.
06:43Check this out, Bubbles.
06:44I got you something, too, buddy.
06:46Get in, Bubbles.
06:51Ray.
07:12How's it running, buddy?
07:13Did you see the burn-ups I was doing?
07:15It was awesome.
07:15Thanks, Ricky.
07:16You're welcome.
07:19See, Julian's not the only one with money.
07:22I've never really had money before, and I'm the first person in my family to have money,
07:24so it feels pretty good.
07:26You know, I got my dad some pepperoni and booze, and I bought some gifts for people.
07:30That's the difference between me and Julian.
07:31Julian's out there showing off.
07:32He's spending all this money on himself and buying these flashy cars and different things
07:37like that, and I just don't get that.
07:39I'm not about that stuff at all.
07:40The whole time I was in jail, I was thinking about this day, and I got a big surprise for
07:44everybody in this park.
07:45I'm getting a new trailer and a new car, and I'm going to burn this car right to the ground.
07:51I'm starting a new life.
07:52Well, Ricky's been living in the shipmobile for, I don't know how many years now.
07:57Julian gave it to him, and he had no place to go, and Ricky goes on about it, and you
08:02don't know how much he hates the fucking thing, but he's lived in it so long, I think he'd
08:08really miss it if he didn't have it.
08:10There's a lot of history, you know, in this car.
08:12I've been living in this car, and it's been a big part of my life, but, you know, it's
08:15fucked me around quite a bit.
08:16Sometimes it stalls on you, and it doesn't work right, and you need to go somewhere,
08:21and it's like, no, you're not fucking going there right now, because I'm going to fucking
08:23stall on you, and it pisses you off.
08:25It was Julian's grandmother who owned it originally, and she left it to Julian, and that's probably
08:30how most of the damage got done, because she used to drive around here drunk all the time,
08:36smashing into poles and stuff.
08:38You think Julian goes around with a drink a lot?
08:40You should have saw her.
08:44Yeah, you know what's coming, don't you?
08:46You know what's going to happen to you tonight.
08:48You know, he's always kicking it and being mean to it, but he loves that old Yorker.
08:55Purple.
09:02All right, everybody, it's time for the main event.
09:04I'm buying a new trailer tomorrow and a new car, and I want to thank you all for coming
09:07down here to watch me burn this piece of shit to the ground, so let's get it started.
09:14Hey, Bubbles, let's order some chicken pizza and play some video games on your new TV, man.
09:18I got that new wrestling game, man.
09:21Where are you going, Bubbles?
09:22Chicken pizza and wrestling games.
09:24How about your fucking go-kart?
09:25I've got donairs here, man.
09:26Stay and chill with me.
09:29Ricky Julian's my buddy, too, you know.
09:31I've been hanging around with you, hanging around with him.
09:33Well, I've got fireworks.
09:34At least stay and watch the fucking fireworks.
09:36Come on.
09:36Holy fuck, Julian.
09:38He's got fireworks.
09:39Can we stay for those?
09:40Whatever, man.
09:41All right, personal assistants Trevor and Corey, let's get the fireworks going, please.
09:43Let's go.
09:45Let's go, guys.
09:46Move it.
09:46Move it, guys.
09:48What the fuck?
09:52I suggest you turn that camera off right now.
09:54If I see my face on television and reproduced in any way, I will sue.
09:58This is the guy right here.
09:59The guy in the tracksuit.
10:00Who the fuck are you?
10:01He's a fucking lawyer, Ricky.
10:03I'm a fuck-offer.
10:04Richard, hi.
10:05I've heard so much about you.
10:07What the hell is this?
10:09Well, I guess you could call it a bill for being an asshole.
10:13You better watch yourself, buddy.
10:14If I was giving me a hand with this reading stuff, please.
10:18There's a lot of big words there, man.
10:23Three years child support payments, yo, Ricky.
10:26Child reports?
10:26What?
10:27I ain't got suit dummies making up big fancy word papers about me being a bad father because
10:31I'm rich now?
10:31This is bullshit, Lucy.
10:33I'm not a bad father, am I, Trinity?
10:35Ricky, a good father doesn't go to jail every year, okay?
10:38Some do.
10:39Yeah.
10:40I think you'll find those papers in order, Richard.
10:42I'll see you in court.
10:43You think you're so big with your little suit and all your little college reading and stuff
10:47like that?
10:48Go fuck yourself.
10:48Lucy, you better not be banging him.
10:51Forget where you got that, buddy?
10:53No, I didn't, Julian, and I'm fucking burning it right now.
10:56Let's go, Bubbles.
10:56I can't watch this shit, man.
10:57Julian, we can't let him blow himself up.
11:00You know he's going to fucking blow himself up.
11:04Cory, what the fuck's going on with the fireworks?
11:06Hurry up.
11:08Dad, get out of the fucking car.
11:09Come on, no fucking around here.
11:11You know, Ricky, this car used to be your home, buddy.
11:15Remember that?
11:16You used to love living in here.
11:18Well, get the fuck out of the burn.
11:19No, man, don't.
11:20I don't want you to burn it, Ricky.
11:21Just think before you act here, okay?
11:24You used to love living here.
11:25Remember that?
11:26There's nothing wrong with living in a car, man.
11:28I did it for nine years.
11:29The best years of my life.
11:30Oh, shit.
11:30If you don't want the car, Rick, give it back to Julian.
11:35Give it to me, for Christ's sake.
11:36I'd love to have this car, man.
11:38I see what this is all about, that.
11:39You know what?
11:39Keep the fucking car.
11:40I don't give a shit.
11:41I'm rich as fuck.
11:42I would have bought you a brand new one.
11:43Here, take it.
11:45Nothing to do with money, Rick.
11:54Trevor and Corey, what the fuck are you guys doing?
11:55It's been two grand of fireworks, and I want to see some fucking fireworks.
11:58Come on!
12:00All right, everybody, fuck it.
12:01We're going to get drunk.
12:02We're going to get on air tonight.
12:03And I plan on getting drunk as fuck tonight.
12:06Drunk as fuck.
12:12Drunk as fuck.
12:14Drunk as fuck.
12:16Drunk as fuck.
12:17Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
12:37Come on, I gotta get you cleaned up.
12:43Cocksucker.
13:04Look, you know we're going to make money doing this.
13:06We're going to make more than Cory and Trevor selling ice cream.
13:08We need $1,800.
13:10Do you guys think you could draw enough customers?
13:12No, we don't think we're going to get any customers.
13:13That's why we want to start a business.
13:15Listen, we're already doing everybody's hair anyway.
13:17Now we're just gonna make him pay for it.
13:19So, Luce, can I ask you something?
13:21Yeah, what?
13:22What's up with this lawsuit thing?
13:23Look, Ricky doesn't even understand what child support is, Julian.
13:26He doesn't get the fucking concept.
13:27I figured that a lawsuit will sort of clear his head a little,
13:30make him a little bit more responsible.
13:31No, I don't fucking think so.
13:32The only way Ricky's gonna get any smarter is if he dies and comes back as a turnip.
13:36He just keeps on getting stupider, Julian.
13:45Fuck, Bubbles.
13:46What's going on, Cheddar?
13:48You know what I'm saying?
13:49You're gonna hook the rock pile up with them tracksuits today, right, motherfucker?
13:52You guys got my ride line now?
13:53Fucking rights, boy.
13:54All taken care of, man.
13:551968 Chev convertible with it stank.
13:58Off the hook, motherfucker.
13:59I'm gonna hook up with you guys in a bit, all right?
14:01Word.
14:03Slot me a ten pimp?
14:04Yeah.
14:05Just a second, buddy.
14:10Ricky Jesus, you might wanna close the door.
14:14Hey, stop your fucking filming me in here.
14:19What the fuck are you filming him in pee for?
14:21Turn off the fucking camera.
14:26Fuck off.
14:28Ice cream!
14:29Ice cream!
14:32Yo, Ricky!
14:33Eleven grand, huh?
14:35Looks pretty good.
14:36Pretty tight.
14:37High performance.
14:39Oh, look at the whole carton.
14:40Daddy!
14:40Daddy!
14:41I want some ice cream!
14:43I'll get you some ice cream.
14:44Just one second.
14:45What are you guys doing?
14:46I told you to stay off those bikes!
14:50Trinity, I don't want you to see what your daddy's about to do.
14:53So why don't you head down to my shed?
14:54I gotta bury a new kitty.
14:56Tackle his belly!
14:58What do you guys deserve for that?
15:01What did you do, Ricky?
15:04Huh?
15:05Boys, get up and fix these bikes and get back to work.
15:07They work for me now, Julian.
15:09No.
15:09Those bikes cost me $1,200, man.
15:11Cough off some money for the damages.
15:12Want some money for damages?
15:14Not a problem.
15:15$1,200 right here, you idiot.
15:18What God are you, man?
15:20Now that I own those bikes, I guess I can do whatever I want to them, can I?
15:24Ricky.
15:27Tripped them up with a hockey stick, no big deal, and fired a few shots at them.
15:30The way I see it, I bought the bikes, I own them.
15:32Just like owning a target.
15:33You shoot at that, I shot at the bikes.
15:35And then Julian's got this attitude and fires a bullet at my brand new car.
15:38Real nice.
15:39So I fired a shot at his new car.
15:40Spot for spot.
15:41It's the way it works around here.
15:42What the fuck are you guys doing?
15:44Money's turning you guys into idiots.
15:46Now hand over the guns before somebody gets hurt.
15:49Ricky, give me the gun.
15:51You're being an arsehole.
15:53Somebody's gonna get hurt.
15:54Yeah, Ricky.
15:56You stirred it, Julian.
15:58Speaking arseholes, now look what you did.
16:00Oh, fuck.
16:01All right, everybody.
16:03Clean up the area.
16:05Hand over the weapons, Bubbles.
16:06Go fuck yourself, lady.
16:07Let's go Randy back in the car.
16:08You heard, lady.
16:09Everybody move out.
16:11Everything's cool here, Jim.
16:12Everything is not cool here, Julian.
16:14You boys are fucking up big time.
16:16You better get Ricky under control or I'm calling in the parole board.
16:20Ricky, I'm gathering evidence on you and I'm gonna have you removed from this park one way or another.
16:25The old shit clock's ticking.
16:27What's wrong? Are you all right?
16:30Well, I don't want to end up drunk and stupid like you.
16:33That's what's wrong.
16:35What's that supposed to mean, sweetie?
16:37Come on, Daddy. You're not that stupid.
16:40Well, I think somebody's been talking to Trinity and they've misleaded it around and basically they said that, you know,
16:45I'm drunk and stupid all the time, which isn't the case.
16:47Once in a while I get drunk. Once in a while something comes out of my mouth that may not
16:50be the smartest thing in the world.
16:51She shouldn't be worried about growing up to be drunk and stupid like me. That's not gonna happen.
16:53She's already smarter than me and, you know, she's only like nine years old.
16:57You better have my trailer ready in two fucking hours, Leahy.
17:00And you better have the money ready, Ricky. Or prepare to pucker up and kiss my ass.
17:12Hey, Buffs, can I borrow your cell phone, please?
17:26What is that, Ricky?
17:34How's it going? You need the best set of encyclopedias you got.
17:39Ricky, and it's going to lot 423 and Sunnyvale trailer park. And I want them here in 15 minutes. I
17:42pay cash. If they're not here in 15 minutes, I'm buying from somebody else.
17:45Well, you calm the fuck down, right? I just want them here immediately. Thank you.
17:56You're my fucking dinner.
17:59Lucy, Sarah, my dreams are about to come true in five minutes. Bring Trinity down to lot 423 to see
18:04my brand new double-wide trailer and I have a gift for Trinity.
18:08Can't wait to see a trailer up in this motherfucker and that shit's gonna be dope.
18:11Me either. Where the fuck is my new trailer, Leahy? Fucking Randy? What's going on here?
18:16All you have to do is say the word and I can have your trailer down here in two minutes.
18:21I'm saying the word right the fuck now.
18:22Where's the five grand, Ricky? It's right here, Shitler.
18:29Hey, Trin. How's it going?
18:31Hello. Hi. Excuse me. I'm looking for a Ricky. I have his encyclopedias.
18:37Journey, come with me. Daddy bought you some encyclopedias so you can get smarter. You won't be stupid like Daddy
18:42when you get older.
18:44So what's the damage?
18:45Well, with tax it is 4728.33 and that is the cash price.
18:50What? For a bunch of fucking books?
18:54Well, if you don't have it, that's fine. I have to tell you, it's a one-time price only.
18:58I've got lots of money. I've got the money right here. What, are they fucking printed in gold or something?
19:02Jesus Christ.
19:03Is that all the money you got, Ricky?
19:06Well, I thought I had more than this. I could sell some stuff, Lee. I'll have your money tomorrow. I've
19:11got to do one thing at a time here.
19:12Well, well, what's it going to be, Rick? You're going to buy the trailer? Or are you going to kiss
19:20my bare ass right now in front of all these good people?
19:34Oh my God, he's going to do it, dude. Holy shit. It's ass-kissing time, man. Right on. You deserve
19:40this, Ricky.
19:40Let's get Trin' Leo to here right now. Ricky, you did the right thing.
19:44Let's fucking get this over, Lee.
19:47It'll be my pleasure, Ricky. Jesus Christ. Pucker up, boy. Make it a quick one, Ricky. Bite me, Randy.
19:57Jesus.
20:01It's enough. Shit, you just did that. Damn, that's sick, dude.
20:05I can't believe you did that. That's freaking broke, right?
20:08Well, I guess I won that one, Ricky. I hope you enjoyed that, Lee. We won't.
20:14Nobody really knows Ricky the way I do. I just hope he's all right after putting his lips on Mr.
20:22Lee's bomb.
20:24All clear, right? Hey, boys. I'm sorry you had to fucking witness that.
20:28It's all right, Ricky. Hey, buddy. You knew I'd fuck up and lose everything, didn't you, Dad?
20:34Fucking Ricky. Even the old man knows you better than you know yourself sometimes, man.
20:39TV does work, Ricky. You just gotta jiggle the fucking cord.
20:42You giving that to me, buddy?
20:43Well, yeah. I mean, I'll give you back any of that stuff you bought me if you needed it.
20:48I could sell that go-kart.
20:50Don't worry about it, bubs. I appreciate this. Thanks. I'm better off with any fucking money.
20:57Any chance to get a piece of that pepperoni, Dad?
20:59Oh, excuse me. That's all I got for the rest of the night, man.
21:01Just a little bite or something? That's all I got.
21:02All right, come on.
21:05Here, Rick. You've gotta promise me you're not gonna do anything else stupid, right?
21:10I promise, Julian. What the fuck else could I do?
21:15What you did was not a lot of people would do that for their daughter.
21:19You know what that makes you?
21:22Fucking good dad.
21:24Take her back.
21:29Ricky, you're gonna be sleeping on a fucking angle there. You don't want that.
21:36There's a voice that keeps on calling me
21:40Down the road, that's where I'll always be
21:45Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend
21:48Hi, Daddy.
21:50Hey, Trim. What are you doing out so late?
21:52Hey, Rick.
21:53How's it going?
21:53It's going well.
21:54I've been thinking.
21:56I think the important thing is for you to spend time with Trinity.
21:58So, the loss, it's gone.
22:00Thanks, Lucy. I appreciate it. I lost everything.
22:02I'm sorry. I'd give you the money if I had.
22:03No. He didn't lose Trinity, so.
22:06I love you.
22:07I love you, too.
22:24It's good.
22:25I love you.
22:29Trim.
22:30I love you.
22:39I love you.
22:43I love you.