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00:06Basically, we're heating the hash up and we're gonna lay it down the driveway and roll it out.
00:10It's Julian's plan. I mean, I do trust it's judgmental, but this seems a little fucked if you ask me.
00:14A little fucked?
00:16You think so? I mean, his whole theory is that you normally don't drive by someone's house that has a
00:23paved driveway and think,
00:24Oh, look, they must have 100 kilos of hash laid down there. I think this is totally fucked.
00:31It's about fucking time. What took you guys so long? Did you forget about a little something? 50 fucking feet,
00:36boys. I'm sick of this shit.
00:38Sorry, dude. Sorry.
00:38You better be fucking sorry.
00:40Please off these guys, okay? They're doing a good job.
00:42Julian, this wasn't my fucking idea. If they're gonna stay 50 feet away from me, they're gonna stay 50 feet
00:46away from me.
00:47It's not my fucking problem. I'm sick of it.
00:49Hey, what's with all the fucking ruckness out there, boys? You little guy in the chairs trying to sleep here.
00:54Ray, we're just doing some landscaping, Chilla.
00:57What are you doing?
00:58Landscaping. Go back to bed.
01:00Well, there's too much fucking ruckness, boys.
01:02Dad, I'll take care of it.
01:04Keep the ruckness down.
01:05See the other problem, Julian? I'm not gonna put my dad in a jeopardization with a fucking harsh driveway in
01:09his yard.
01:10What the fuck is that?
01:11Rick, Rick, Rick. Remember back in the bowling alley days?
01:13How you'd hide weed in a smoke pack on the ground? The cops come. You know? It's not yours. It's
01:18just laying there.
01:19It's basically the same fucking thing your dad's leasing this lot. They can't do shit to him.
01:23Julian, that doesn't even make fucking sense.
01:25It does make sense, Rick.
01:25And you know what else? I cannot work with those fucking dicks.
01:28So I'm gonna give you an ultimerium right now. It's either me or Gummy and Puffacchio.
01:35Boys, keep eating that stuff up. You're doing a good job.
01:38You're fired.
01:40What? You're gonna fire me? After I raise Cory and Trevor? Now you're gonna start running them?
01:44Hey, they're doing a good job, okay?
01:46Come on, Julian. I'm going to fucking bed. But I'll tell you one thing. They are gonna fuck up.
01:49It's just a matter of time. You make my fucking words, Julian.
01:51Good luck with you little practice Cory and Trevor.
02:00You don't really believe that, do you, what you said?
02:02Pups, it's right out in the open. No one's gonna figure this out.
02:05It's the perfect fucking plan, buddy.
02:07Oh, yeah. Perfect plan.
02:08Listen, man. We sit on this for a while. We find the proper buyer. He buys the whole thing, man.
02:12One lump sum. It's very low risk.
02:15Don't worry about it. Very low risk until we get caught.
02:17Don't worry about it, okay? I promise you, nothing's gonna get fucked up.
02:23Cory, get some water!
02:24What the fuck was that, Julian?
02:29I'm not the kind of person to say a tote or so, but you know what? A tote or so.
02:33A fucking a tote or so.
03:19You know what I'm saying? Me and the Rock Park got getting the groceries down to a science, right?
03:23You know what I mean? For real.
03:25You just roll up to a different parcel to pick up every day.
03:27You know what I'm saying? Make sure them grocery bitches ain't there.
03:29You know what I'm saying, T?
03:30Let me just jack the shit and throw it in the whip, right?
03:39Another beautiful day in Sunnyvale, Randy.
03:41It is a nice day, Mr. Leahy.
03:43Randy.
03:44Mr. Leahy, I cleaned that stuff up properly.
03:47And someone else has been using our equipment, Randy.
03:50I wonder who that could be.
03:52Whatever it is, they didn't even clean it properly.
03:54Should I do a report, Mr. Leahy?
03:56The winds of shit are in the air.
03:58Huh?
03:59Nothing, Randy.
04:01Leahy, what the fuck are you looking at with your skirted egg?
04:04Never mind, J-Rock. Keep her moving.
04:06Randy, why don't you go on and eat a cheeseburger,
04:08you basketball-eating walrus-ass motherfucker?
04:11Break off, J-Rock.
04:13Actually, I'm off the cheeseburgers now.
04:15Randy, don't play me like some kind of sucker, dog.
04:18Motherfuckers with guts like that ain't off the cheeseburgers.
04:21Motherfuckers with guts like that definitely are on to cheeseburgers, dawg.
04:35Yeah, man.
04:36Ray?
04:37Yeah, yeah.
04:39What's on, Rick?
04:41You paved that driveway yourself, B?
04:43That shit's tight.
04:46What the fuck are you doing, you fucking idiot?
04:49You do that again, J-Rock, and I'll fucking kill you.
04:51Ricky, calm down.
04:52It's only your driveway, man.
04:53See, boy, why you acting so hard with us?
04:55You know what I'm saying?
04:56We just walked by with some groceries for your candy.
04:58Hang out and shit.
04:59Talk about getting my turntables back, maybe, or some shit.
05:01For real, man.
05:03Here's an idea.
05:04I want three of you guys to fuck off for a little while.
05:06Let me finish sleeping.
05:07Fuck.
05:08Fucking me and Tammy bought this place 35 years ago.
05:11Got a 35-year mortgage, and two weeks ago, paid it all off, man.
05:15It's mind-free and clear.
05:16Something to leave to Ricky, I guess.
05:24Yeah, come on in.
05:28Oh, fuck.
05:29You get that check cash, Matt?
05:30No, J-Rock.
05:31I didn't get a chance.
05:32That's right.
05:32What you talking about?
05:33Is that because you were too busy getting drunk to get your lap dance on?
05:35No.
05:36How come you got enough skill to get you drunk to get your lap dance on, you know what I'm
05:38saying?
05:38But you can't pay your grocery tab, dog.
05:40That don't make no sense up in my eyes, Pete.
05:42Ray's hooked on those video auto machines, VLTs, he calls them.
05:47He's down there every day pumping the dirty cocksuckers full of all his money.
05:51Hear me out, okay?
05:52I'm going down tonight, and I'm going to hit the machines.
05:53I'm going to be making the 20 bucks in another 20.
05:56I'm going to front you guys' 20, all right?
05:57He'll pump 200 bucks into one, play it and win $50 on his ticket,
06:02and then somehow in his brain he thinks he's ahead.
06:05And that's the same bull ass you laid on me last time, dog.
06:07So go on with your drunk VLT playing, smelling like a hamburger helper, drunk motherfucker.
06:11Hey, boys, that's the truth.
06:12I'm going to have my lunch now.
06:13Peace.
06:14You boys are out.
06:15Ray, that's cold, dog.
06:17Roll me 85 motherfuckers, dog.
06:19Boys, thank you.
06:20We'll be back.
06:20Nice to see you.
06:21It'll be an awful fucking dick.
06:25Ray.
06:26Ah, what?
06:27You didn't see 60 bucks going around, did you, bud?
06:3260 bucks?
06:33Yeah, it's 60 bucks there on the night table there.
06:35It's gone.
06:36What, like 20s or something?
06:37What?
06:37Three 20s.
06:40What are you... no, I didn't.
06:42Uh, fuck no.
06:43Sorry, did you check in your couch or...
06:44Ray, Ray, there were 60 bucks there when I went to bed.
06:47Now it's gone.
06:48What are you saying?
06:49I stole your money?
06:50Well, I don't know what I'm trying to say here, Ray.
06:53It's gone.
06:54You're saying I stole your money.
06:55The guy's sleeping on my couch.
06:56I'm not charging any rent.
06:59And you're accusing me of stealing 60 bucks.
07:01That's what it sounds like.
07:01Well, has anybody else been in the trailer?
07:03No.
07:03Like, since I've been to bed?
07:04No.
07:05Well, it's fucking gone.
07:07Coincidence, man.
07:10I think me not working with Julian anymore is all for the best.
07:12I mean, fuck him.
07:13Now I can concentrate on more important things like my family
07:15and trying to get things going with my daughter, Trinity, again.
07:18So, tonight, I'm gonna cook up a huge fucking barbecue dinner for both of them.
07:22Try to get things happening again with my family.
07:24Great.
07:25Fucking Julian.
07:26See, this is what I'm talking about, bubs.
07:28He fucks the old man's barbecue over.
07:29He doesn't even give a fuck.
07:31Well, it's probably just, you know...
07:33Have a little bite of that, buddy.
07:35Ricky, that's all I had.
07:37Look, I'm having a barbecue for the family tonight.
07:40I'll make sure there's extra food for you, man.
07:41That's the kind of guy I am.
07:42How are you gonna do that?
07:43You just told J-Rock to fuck off, did you not?
07:46Well, he's a businessman.
07:47Don't worry about it.
07:51For fuck's sakes!
07:54Enjoy your bin, dog.
07:55J-Rock.
07:57What's going on?
07:58Not too much, Ricky.
07:59I fucked off like you told me to.
08:00What now?
08:01Look, I need some food.
08:03I need some burgers.
08:04I need a cooler.
08:05Frozen pizzas.
08:07A couple balls of barbecue sauce.
08:09Onion.
08:10Pickles.
08:11Cheese.
08:13And most importantly, I need a new fucking barbecue.
08:15A nice barbecue.
08:15Not some piece of shit.
08:16I want a fucking kick-ass barbecue.
08:18And if you get me all that stuff by noon,
08:19I'll give you back some of your shit, alright?
08:21Ricky, here's what I'm talking about.
08:23You know what I'm saying?
08:24Trinity don't even use them turntables, dog.
08:26You know what I'm saying?
08:27For real.
08:28So I'll get you all that shit, you know what I'm saying?
08:30Plus the dopest barbecue you've ever seen in your life.
08:32But in exchange, I get two turntables and one microphone,
08:35and you got a deal, B.
08:37Mmm.
08:38Alright.
08:38Throwing a pack of smokes.
08:39We got a deal.
08:40Deal, B.
08:41Slip.
08:42Peace.
08:46Hey, okay.
08:49How good, Lucila?
08:50It's Mr. Dumb Sweaty Guy.
08:52Hey, Rick.
08:54Who's playing the piano?
08:56She's been playing it non-stop since he gave it to her.
08:58Totally.
08:59But the sounds and stuff come out of there.
09:00How did that get learnt?
09:02She's been taking lessons for four years, Ricky.
09:04Oh, right.
09:04You've been drunken in jail for four years.
09:06You know, Trinity might be playing piano some of the time,
09:08but mostly she's totally fucking out of control.
09:11She wants to be just like her dad for some reason.
09:13I don't understand it because he's totally fucked in the head,
09:15but she looks up to him.
09:16Trinity's got in a couple fights and she's throwing balls at people,
09:18but to me, that's all part of growing up.
09:21Well, the thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff
09:24is that you can't lie to them.
09:26Basically, if you want to tell children they can't do something,
09:28they're going to want to do it more.
09:29When I was young, I did all kinds of crazy shit, and I turned out wicked.
09:32And that's because my dad was fucking cool.
09:33He let me do shit.
09:34You know, I was allowed to drive his car around the park,
09:37and basically they took my dirt bike to school,
09:38let me grow dope in his shed in grade seven.
09:42You know, that's what good parenting is all about.
09:43You've got to let them have a bit of freedom.
09:45Remember how I used to cook for you guys and it was awesome?
09:48It was awesome, yeah.
09:49Things were really good.
09:49Well, I want to start getting like that again.
09:52Have a big barbecue, and start hanging out some more as a family.
09:57What do you think?
09:57Would you want to let me cook for you?
09:59Yeah, if by cook for you you mean get drunk, pass out,
10:02shoot off guns, and grant Trevor go to jail,
10:03why wouldn't I want to do that?
10:05And Ricky, that's my moisturizing cream.
10:07And that shit's for external use only.
10:09Oh, man.
10:09I don't care about guns and dope, or corn and Trevor,
10:11any of that stuff anymore.
10:12What I care about is my family and spending more time with them.
10:14I'm trying to try here, Sarah.
10:16Like, can you give me a bit of credudence?
10:18What do you think?
10:20Well, you know what?
10:21I think it would be fucking magic.
10:22I think it would be great.
10:24Cool.
10:24I'm just going to grab a couple turn deals,
10:26give them that G or R.
10:28What's the fucking problem here?
10:29What about you, boys?
10:31Ricky, leave them alone.
10:33Stop worrying about that peace bond shit, Rick.
10:35Listen, I've got to talk to you about your dad.
10:37What are you talking about?
10:38He stole 60 bucks off me.
10:40Went to sleep, had 60 bucks on the night table,
10:43woke up, it was gone, man.
10:44Guaranteed it's those fucking gambling machines.
10:46What the fuck?
10:47It's ever since he paid his fucking trailer off, man.
10:49He's just out of control.
10:50I'm worried about him, man.
10:52Great timing.
10:53Look, Lucy disagreed at dinner with me tonight.
10:55Man, I'm having a big fucking barbecue here.
10:56You're welcome to come.
10:57I'd love to have you there.
10:59I want to get back with her, buddy,
11:00and this is my chance.
11:01Like, tonight's got to be awesome.
11:02I want it to be perfect.
11:03You want to get back with Lucy?
11:04Yeah.
11:05Is there any way you could take my daddy for a couple hours
11:07and talk to him?
11:08I know it sucks, but just try to talk some sense to him.
11:10Rick, I don't cut the cash.
11:11I don't cut the cash to go out with your dad.
11:12Just have a few bucks for a couple drinks and stuff.
11:14I'll pay you back.
11:16Man, this is my chance here.
11:17I want to get back with my fucking family.
11:19That's all that matters to me now.
11:20I still want to get stoned and drunk and stuff,
11:22but I want to be with them.
11:25All right.
11:26I'll take him out.
11:27I'll try to talk some sense into him.
11:29Thanks, buddy.
11:30I really do appreciate it.
11:34Rick, Rick, you leave those guys alone.
11:36Come on.
11:36Those guys are stupid.
11:38What are you doing with them today, anyway?
11:39It's just a training day.
11:41Oh, piece of advice.
11:43You're going to be running Cory and Trevor?
11:45Treat them like fucking dogs.
11:46That's the only thing that works.
11:51Boys, sit.
11:53Sit.
11:55Julian's training program is so much better
11:56because he's got a list of commands
11:58and terms that he uses with us.
12:01And he almost treats us like an equal
12:02and he'll use the same types of terms
12:04and words over and over again.
12:14I'm telling you, things are really heating up
12:15with me and Lucy right now and, you know,
12:17it's going awesome.
12:18I can't fucking wait until tonight.
12:19Julian's going to take the old man out
12:20and have a bit of alone time
12:21and really get some stuff going.
12:24Oh, fuck.
12:28I can't wait until tonight.
12:43It's going to be awesome.
12:44I can't wait.
12:49Need a refill, Mr. Leahy?
12:53all right they always have refreshments down at the bridge game bridge game i only played on
12:59tuesday and thursday i was always a bridge game randy right now i need one helps me keep my mind
13:03off the liquor i forgot your playing cards mr lee huh thanks bobandy what the hell is this
13:13chill i talked to trinity about her she's cool okay so it's between him and trinity and you know
13:19what she's not using them that much she's using the keyboard it's not it's fun i'm training for a
13:24barbecue so we can all eat together so that we can all have meals together like you know it's it's
13:29perfect this is not this is not bad do you have any war chestner sauce um thanks for seeing you
13:36guys at
13:36the barbecue thanks sir that's great thanks thanks ricky what just happened here hey ricky check this
13:43shit out duh no fucking way fucking outdoorsman right steel steel where the fuck did you get
13:49this boys chained up outside canadian motherfucker with it yeah man not a motherfucker around either
13:53it's factory built but it doesn't look too bad it's fucking awesome i mean anytime i've ever seen him
13:59cooking in my whole life that's when he's the most calm and the most focused because he's not thinking
14:04about dope and guns and going crazy he's just focused on cooking that meal i mean it takes all the
14:11ricky's
14:11mental abilities to cook something i've seen him get pulled into a trance by bacon sizzling he'll
14:17just stand there well two third tables and a microphone j-rock thanks boy he cooked the fuck
14:24out of stuff on this thing i'm gonna scratch the fuck out of these motherfuckers tonight
14:31so dad what the fuck's the deal with these machines are you winning any money or what not doing too
14:35bad
14:35buddy up about 60 bucks the guy in the chair is feeling lucky tonight too boys let me tell you
14:39what do you say ray let's go hit a bar get a couple drinks just gonna finish this drink we'll
14:43get
14:43going all right buddy all right yo ricky hey dude any chance of us being able to fuck with a
14:48burger
14:48yeah no problem boys how do you want them done well done medium rare actually no police bond 50
14:55feet sorry boys you know what ricky you can make them some fucking burgers i'll run them over for you
15:00dad no you don't have to turn they're fine over there why fuck these are good burgers ricky
15:04let's go sweetie was there anything okay trenton's food good yeah it was great well we'll see you
15:10tomorrow okay okay bye see you later guys let's go but ricky make sure you put up those candles and
15:14torches buddy we don't want to fucking fire around here all right tell i'm not an idiot where are you
15:18guys going to strip club do you want to come with us buddy strip club let's go thanks you want
15:23go to strip club let's go with some of those fries buddy ricky these are my fries make your own
15:29there's fat in the stove it might work that i got new potatoes on the grill you can have some
15:33well just give me some fries i don't care can't help you cory trevor do you want to go in
15:39the car
15:39boys here put the wheelchair in the truck in the back you'll get in the back right there's more room
15:46for you back there but let's go ahead do you a favor well if your fucking legs don't work why
15:50do you
15:50need more room jeez for fuck's sakes ah fuck
16:00fucking potatoes are burnt lucy i'm sorry that's okay i'll eat those i can't eat those look at them
16:05well no i'll cook some french fries
16:11jeez
16:13those are gonna be it's gonna be awesome
16:16fucking great rick do you think that there's any way that we could have a conversation with
16:23the fucking circus yeah of course guys please i've been pretty fucking nice here
16:30fucking things up with lucy i need to talk to her in private with some financial stuff child
16:34and only a bunch of other stuff and i don't want you guys to fucking follow us roll for a
16:36drive
16:36fuck off you with the mic too seriously you ready liz yeah
16:44all right let's go
17:04julian we have to get some drinks they're not gonna just let it sit
17:06here got us covered bubs don't worry buddy cory trevor let's go with some drinks
17:12oh my god boy sit down cory and trevor they got big erections on them everybody notice them
17:18jesus christ boys deal what's the fucking erection
17:23ray was supposed to go up to the bar and get us drinks julian gave him lecture money but he's
17:27wheeling there and he veers into the fucking vlt room and dumps money into the machines
17:35ray what the fuck you doing man lost all the liquor money boys what it's the way she goes
17:42that's the way she goes that's right that's the way she goes that's what i said so you lost
17:48all our drink money is what she goes she's gone that's right it's the way she goes sometimes
17:55she goes sometimes it doesn't she didn't go that's the way she goes
18:00well i guess we're going the fuck home then cory get him out of here it's gonna be the best
18:05night
18:05ever now it's the worst night ever the fucking way she goes he said the fucking way she goes
18:24oh fuck ricky put your hands on me back when we were teenagers me and lucy used to come parking
18:28behind the muffler shop all the time it's not a lot of traffic it's really dark it's just a great
18:32place
18:32to bang what the fuck is going on here look we just came down here we're sleeping you know exactly
18:38what
18:39we were doing here and i don't know why you can't just fucking leave us alone apparently now i guess
18:44you can't bang behind the muffler shop cops are back here all the time and cops roll up on us
18:48right in
18:48the middle of some stuff going on she's been drinking i wasn't drinking i'm driving and we just came here
18:53we're having a nap not having a fucking i don't have anything on me i'm sorry i've got if you
18:58want to
18:58follow me back to my dad's trailer i've got everything there i've been trying to get some shit going
19:01here for years now we were together a long time ago she's mother my child we almost got married and
19:05now
19:05we're getting back together and this shit happens are you still talking to that dick let's get the
19:10fuck out of here i mean my car is not legal i had no id so it was pretty good
19:14enough to let us off
19:16now we're gonna go back to the trailer park hopefully my dad's not home and maybe we can
19:20finish this stuff off i don't think so tiger i'm sorry but i just don't think that's happening tonight
19:25love those little pepperoni sticks they gave you at the barn these are fucking awesome well if we
19:29hadn't stayed longer ray you could have had more though you know all of them that was all they had
19:33left
19:33fuck boys what's the cop cars here boys they found the fucking hash boys what hash are you talking
19:38about i gotta get the fuck out of here man look there's fire trucks there was a fire johnny's
19:43trailer's burned down again boys that poor bastard where's ricky do you guys see ricky
19:49oh my god what's going on here what this isn't good what's going on here what this isn't good
19:53what's going on here what's going on here jesus christ julian get get me out of get my get my
20:05chair
20:11oh my fuck
20:15oh my god hey dad oh ricky what kind of a fuck-up was there man what happened to my
20:19trailer
20:20i don't know it just it burned down on its own what on its own what it burned down on
20:26its own what
20:26happened grease fire nobody hurt i think he overreacted a little bit it's yeah this trailer
20:32was fucking burnt to the ground but you know it could have been worse no one was hurt at least
20:37definitely he overreacted grease fire what do you mean pot's on the stove that's what the fire
20:42inspector says some idiot got the friend you're probably ricky ricky get this fucking fireman
20:49off the driveway and get these people out of here okay buddy quick guys you don't mind just get off
20:53the driveway please it's the only thing my dad has left it's kind of soft from all the fucking heat
20:57please just get the hose and shit off their everything hey everybody fire's over it's all
21:02fucking out please clear out of here thanks for all your help guys with all your water and
21:06everything else you did get off the fucking driveway seriously about that i'm not gonna ask you again
21:11everybody else just please go home and dad wants to be alone right now show some fucking respect please
21:15get the fuck out of here i'm serious what are you looking at nothing to see here a little bit
21:19of a
21:19tiny fire we're gonna fix it up fuck off
21:23all right
21:26set up a relief station back at the host you're welcome to bunk out there tonight if you want
21:32no i don't think so jimmy is it because i don't have a ramp
21:35no jimmy it's because i don't like you buddy i'd rather sleep on the goddamn ground
21:42let's go out of here lahey get randy get dad i know this looks fucked up right now
21:47but it's it's not that bad i mean it's pretty fucked but i'm sorry man i can't believe this
21:55happened it's the way she goes buddy the fucking way she goes
22:03so
22:15so