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00:20You know what? Everyone in this park has changed. I don't know what's going on. I mean, Lucy's
00:24banging cops now, and it's no big deal, I guess. I mean, I don't run Lucy. She's for
00:28to be your own woman, but for me now, I'm just going to concentrate on my business, trying
00:32to get that going better, and get my dad working for me again, and basically show Cory and Trevor
00:36how to run a fucking business, because those dicks in their little fucking stupid stores
00:39are starting to piss me off. I mean, all they do is sit around and get stoned, eating gummiwares
00:43watching Channel 10. For Channel 10 Local Business Live, I'm Steve Rogers. If you'd like to have
00:49a local business profiled live on Channel 10, please give me a call. I'm Steve Rogers.
00:57Hi, Mr. Rogers. It's Cory and Trevor from Cory and Trevor's Convenience Store here in
01:00Sunnyvale. We've opened the first independent convenience store. Maybe you can put us on
01:04your show. Hey, Cory and Trevor's Convenience could really use the support of Channel 10,
01:09and love your show, man. Thanks. I hope he picks us.
01:14Music
01:14.
01:14.
01:15.
01:15.
01:15I love you.
02:04Hello, Mr. Rogers, nice to speak to you like this, anyway, I'm calling about a new business
02:10I'm opening called the Kiddyland Love Centre, it's a cat daycare centre, and I'd like to get the word out
02:15that I'm open for business, and I'm calling from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
02:20Sunnyvale Trailer Park, do you know Cory and Trevor from Cory and Trevor's Convenience?
02:25Yeah, I know those dickweeds.
02:27Well, as a matter of fact, we're going to be heading up there live at four and five to do
02:30a profile with them.
02:31How about we go live with Kiddyland at 6.30, the magazine show?
02:376.30 tonight?
02:43Ricky, what in the name of sweet fuck are you doing?
02:48Unless you want the stuff off your lawn bubbles, there's nowhere else to put it, it's still good, I'm not
02:51going to throw it out.
02:55Oh my god, Ricky, I've got Channel 10 coming here to do a live news story.
03:00What do you mean Channel 10?
03:02They're going to do a story on Cory and Trevor, but they're coming to do one on Kiddyland in less
03:07than 6 hours.
03:08Ricky, I can't have all this garbage here.
03:10Look, there's piss jugs in here.
03:13With the TV coming, Ricky?
03:16Do you know how fucked up that would be?
03:18You can't have a TV program that shows piss jugs.
03:24Well, pups, I mean, I'm starting my own business too called Garbage Land.
03:28Garbage Land!
03:31Garbage Land!
03:32Ricky!
03:33All Ricky did was take a perfectly good name that I come up with, Kiddyland, stuck his name Garbage on
03:40the front of it and came up with Garbage Land, and people are coming after me, oh, you've got Kiddyland
03:45going to you Bubbles, you must have got the idea from Ricky's Garbage Land, did you?
03:49It's the other way around.
03:51I think Bubbles should stop being so fucking softness and help me with Garbage Land.
03:55The thing he doesn't understand is that people that come for garbage or buy garbage are going to have cats.
03:58It'll be alright, I promise.
03:59Just make sure I go on the TV with you and I can promotional Garbage Land, alright?
04:03You can't call it Garbage Land if you're going on TV with me.
04:06Well, Ricky's used stuff, does that work?
04:09I guess so, let's just do it.
04:12My business isn't exactly the kind of business you want to promote on TV because, you know, I've got quite
04:17a bit of stolen renovation supplies around the park.
04:21And yes, it is kind of greasy, but, you know, I'm fixing up the trailers and I'm going to sell
04:25them eventually, so it's a good business move.
04:28So I think today the best thing for me to do is to lay low, maybe work on my deck
04:32or, I don't know, do some interior work or something.
04:35I'm working really hard these days with Julian.
04:38We're getting to hang out quite a bit.
04:40He needs someone to help him with renovations and building installation and stuff like that.
04:44So I'm dealing with a lot of the transport and the delivery of really important materials to get stuff done.
04:58This is Officer Jim Leahy, Ex-Officer Jim Leahy, doing surveillance on Julian, who appears to be renovating his trailer
05:07with stolen building materials and tools.
05:10For the purposes of this surveillance, I will appear to be intoxicated, but I am, in fact, sober.
05:16This, for the record, is iced tea.
05:21Begin surveillance.
05:40Hey, Jules, you want a little drink, you'll look fine, Jim.
05:52You sure, bud?
05:58Here.
05:58Oh, thanks, Jules.
06:03You've got to learn how to pace yourself, okay?
06:05No doubt.
06:08Nice cologne, Jules.
06:10I wish Randy and Leahy would get back together because this sexy talk is starting to drive me nuts.
06:15It's sexy this, sexy that.
06:16You smell good, Julian.
06:18He's hugging me.
06:18He's trying to...
06:19He actually tried to kiss me the other day.
06:21I don't know.
06:21It's just making me feel really, really, uh, uneasy.
06:26Suspect acted suspiciously, was belligerent sexy, and behaved as if he had something to hide.
06:31Surveillance terminated.
06:41Hello, Randy here.
06:43Hi, Randy.
06:43This is Steve Rogers.
06:45Barb Leahy gave me your number.
06:46I'm here with the truck.
06:47We'd like to do a live profile on several of your residents who have their own small business.
06:51I have the live truck.
06:52We'd like to ask you to help us coordinate the production tonight.
06:56This is friggin' Ricky, isn't it?
06:58Well, I'm not falling for any more of your dumb tricks, Ricky.
07:00No more of your bullshit.
07:02I know you've friggin' ruined the cheeseburger picnic.
07:04Randy, this is Steve Rogers.
07:06I can see you.
07:07You're not wearing a shirt.
07:08Take a look out your window.
07:12Take a second to get yourself together, bud.
07:14I'm Steve Rogers.
07:17Good.
07:18Well, he'll be out any minute, I'm sure.
07:20And I know he will do his very best to help you in any way that he can.
07:25So if there's anything that he doesn't come up with, you just let me know.
07:29I certainly will.
07:30Be happy to.
07:31I certainly will.
07:34My apologies.
07:35It really is you.
07:36No problem, Randy.
07:37I'm Steve Rogers.
07:38Who's Ricky?
07:38Oh, he's this jerk who lives here.
07:40Thanks for so big.
07:40Randy, I want you to take Mr. Steve Rogers and show him around the park.
07:43Help him if with his broadcast in any way you can.
07:46It's a great opportunity for Sunnyvale.
07:47Live television, Randy.
07:49Is there a problem, Randy?
07:50Well, it's just that there's these guys who live here.
07:52It could cause trouble, right, Bert?
07:53Well, they're not.
07:54They're...
07:54With those guys around, I don't think it's a great idea to go live.
07:57Look, Randy, I'm a journalist.
07:59I've been a journalist for a while now.
08:00I know news.
08:01I know good news stories.
08:02I can take care of myself.
08:04I just need someone to show me around the park, help me tap into the cable so we can go
08:08live.
08:08Do you think you can handle that?
08:10There's not going to be a problem, is there, Randy?
08:12No problem, Barb.
08:13I can do it.
08:17Ricky, I cannot believe how many piss jugs your dad's left around the park.
08:23Look at these things.
08:24Can you please try to explain to me why your dad would opt to piss in a non-biodegradable container
08:31instead of just pissing on a tree like a normal person?
08:34Bubbles, it's not his fault.
08:36He's a trucker.
08:37Truckers do things a little differently, all right?
08:38They can't have time to stop.
08:39It's not their fault.
08:40It's the way you learn how to piss.
08:42Ricky, your dad hasn't been a trucker in 20 years.
08:45You're telling me it's truckers' fault?
08:47Bubbles, it's the way of the road.
08:49Fucking way of the road.
08:53Here's some loose ones.
08:57The ironic thing is, I need to piss really bad now.
09:07Leahy, what the fuck do you want?
09:10I'm just doing my job, Rick.
09:11Cleaning up the park.
09:13I bought you a couple of high-quality items, Ricky.
09:20Free of charge.
09:22I can have this stuff?
09:24Absolutely, my son.
09:27I think the way he's so goddamn wasted these days is great.
09:29I mean, we could never have opened up these businesses before in the park,
09:31and now we can do whatever the fuck we want.
09:33Let him keep drinking.
09:35Now get the fuck out of here, you goddamn drunk fucking clown.
09:38God bless you, boy.
09:48Neil, how are we looking?
09:50Reception good?
09:52Let's do it.
09:53It is just amazing the way you can set up just anywhere.
09:57I'm Steve Rogers, broadcasting live from Sunnyvale Trailer Park tonight in High Definition.
10:01More on that later.
10:03We'll meet Corey and Trevor and talk about their brand-new convenience store here in the park,
10:06and later, we'll meet Bubbles and talk about his cat daycare center, the Kitty Land Love Center.
10:12All this at 5.
10:13Isn't this technology amazing?
10:15This is definitely going on my reel.
10:17Okay, Horatio, Danny, let's go to our next location, the convenience store.
10:27Who's that?
10:28Uh, local eccentric.
10:31Randy, would you get on your bike and take care of that?
10:34Sure, Barb.
10:39Randy never understood how hard it was to be in charge around in this park.
10:42Well, now he's learning the hard way.
10:46What in the frig are you doing with the urine containers?
10:49I'm not going to fight you, Rick.
10:50I've got to go get Leahy.
10:52I'm doing your fucking job, Randy.
10:53You should have been cleaned up from the park a long time.
10:55There's piss jugs everywhere.
10:56They're your father's urine containers, Rick.
10:58Your father's?
10:59I know they're not Leahy's driving around here drunk.
11:01They're probably his, they're not my fucking dad's.
11:03Deal with it, Randy.
11:04Randy, don't freak with me today, Ricky.
11:05Not today.
11:16How's it going, Randy man?
11:18Not too good, Mr. Leahy.
11:20Ricky threw a bunch of piss jugs up on my roof.
11:22Running the park isn't as easy as you thought it would be, is it, boy?
11:26I think I'm running it better than you ever did, Mr. Leahy.
11:30Oh, is that right, Randy?
11:32That's my lunch.
11:33Look, I need some work done.
11:34I don't have time to stand around here and argue with you.
11:37I need two things done.
11:38Number one, go around the park and collect all the piss jugs and take them to the dump.
11:42Get rid of them.
11:42They can't be seen on TV.
11:44Number two, you can't be seen on TV.
11:47You're too drunk, Mr. Leahy.
11:48It's an embarrassment to this park.
11:50Look, Barb's really excited about this.
11:53Now go collect the piss jugs.
11:56All right.
12:03Ricky, I don't know about this.
12:05I'm starting to think maybe we should just clear all your stuff out and just focus on kiddie land.
12:09What are you talking about?
12:10This is my business.
12:11This is my life now.
12:12You promised, Buzz, if I organized this and got it all together that I could go on Channel 10 and
12:16promote it.
12:16Yeah, but Ricky, Steve Rogers is a powerful man.
12:19I don't know if you realize that.
12:21Like, if this gets screwed up, it could ruin everything.
12:24It's not going to get screwed up.
12:25How could it?
12:26Well, you just promise me you'll use some sense of decorum on the TV.
12:30So what are you worried about?
12:31Of course they used to work on the TV.
12:37Some people say my dad's fucked because he lives at the goddamn dump.
12:39Well, let me tell you this.
12:41My dad's not fucked.
12:41He's taught me a lot of good stuff.
12:43And one thing he taught me recently is that one man's garbage, another man's good on garbage.
12:47And I'm going to roll with that.
12:49Sometimes you've got to do things to help your friends out, even if you don't know, you know, how things
12:54are going to go.
12:55Poor Ray down at the dump there.
12:58Peeing in jugs, seagulls pooping on him, old dump bugs licking at him when he's trying to sleep.
13:19Jimmy.
13:21Hey.
13:22What are you doing here?
13:24I'm, uh, just throwing some piss jugs for Randy.
13:28Oh, yeah?
13:28Okay.
13:29You working here now?
13:30Uh, no.
13:31No, Jimmy.
13:32I'm, uh, I live here now, you know.
13:35Oh.
13:36Randy, thing in the park, so I moved out, you know.
13:40So, nice.
13:41Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
13:43You know, it's coming along.
13:44Check it out.
13:45Uh, TV, satellite TV.
13:47100 channels, at least, you know.
13:50Hey, you should check out Channel 10 this afternoon.
13:52Uh, Steve, uh.
13:53Steve Rogers.
13:54Yeah?
13:55Coming live from Sunnyvale.
13:56Oh, wait.
13:57You going to be on?
13:57No, uh, new business, there's Bubbles and Kitty Land and Ricky.
14:02Oh, yeah, Ricky's doing the garbage thing there, right?
14:05It's doing good.
14:06It's great.
14:08Want to sit down or is it time for you?
14:10Oh, no, no.
14:11I'll tell you what, I'll, uh, I'll figure out something else to do with these piss jugs, right?
14:16Appreciate it, buddy.
14:17That'd be great.
14:19Listen, uh, here.
14:20Got a few more.
14:21You don't mind checking these with me?
14:22That'd be great.
14:24Just put them in your car there, if that's all right.
14:25Just stick them in the back here like that, is that all right?
14:27That's great, man.
14:29So, uh.
14:31Channel 10.
14:32Channel 10.
14:32I'll be watching.
14:33Listen, uh, that'd be great.
14:35So, uh, Jimmy, just do me one.
14:38Just, uh, you know, just don't tell anybody I'm living here, okay, buddy?
14:43Hey, no problem, bud.
14:49There we go.
14:51So, look, if I put a little piece of rope on that, there's no way anything's getting out of that.
14:55Uh, that's pretty secure, Wubbs.
14:57Oh, my God.
14:58The first live hit's coming on, Ricky.
15:04We're broadcasting live from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park, a very special broadcast.
15:09...tiny shooting entirely in high-definition, widescreen television, complements of sim video.
15:14That's pretty good.
15:16Well, it's in high-def, Ricky.
15:18Look how much clearer it is.
15:21First up on the show, Cory and Trevor of Cory and Trevor's new independently-owned convenience store.
15:27Hi, guys.
15:27Tell me how you got started.
15:29Hi.
15:29Well, we were hanging out down at the store a lot, and Dean said we couldn't hang out there.
15:33We'd have to find someplace else to hang out.
15:35So, we were just like, screw this.
15:36Let's just start our own store right here in the park.
15:39Fucking stupid those guys look.
15:41Oh, my God.
15:42Look at Trevor.
15:42He looks like an alien.
15:44So, what's selling for you these days?
15:46I'm glad you asked that, Steve.
15:50Our top sellers are our single cigarettes and these brand-new DVDs, and they're all new because they haven't even
15:55been out yet.
15:56Cory just admitted they're selling illegal DVDs.
15:59That's brilliant, Cory.
16:00Now, let me get this straight.
16:01You're selling ripped DVDs and individual cigarettes.
16:04Now, you know that's illegal, right?
16:07Oh, well, can we take this again?
16:08We won't talk about all the illegal stuff.
16:10We'll talk about some of the legal items, like air fresheners.
16:12No, no, guys.
16:12We're live here.
16:13Like, I profile real businesses on this show.
16:16We are real business.
16:18Okay, excuse me.
16:18This store is not involved in any illegal activities, including selling single cigarettes for 65 cents each.
16:23We're open 9 to 6.
16:24My night is Saturday.
16:25Let's go.
16:26Come on.
16:26I'll have to apologize to our serious business viewers.
16:29I don't know how a store like this could possibly exist.
16:32I should have done my homework.
16:33Let's, perhaps we'll ask that question to Randy.
16:36Randy, you're the associate trailer park supervisor.
16:38Were you aware of the illegal activities?
16:39Look at that.
16:39Randy sucked.
16:40This got in.
16:41Did you see that?
16:41I did.
16:42I'm not responsible for Corey and Trevor.
16:44He looks extra hairy on TV, too.
16:47You freaking idiot fuck lips.
16:48What were you thinking, Trevor?
16:50This is going to be seen by Barb.
16:52Why don't you frig off?
16:53What if Barb sees you renting porno DVDs from us?
16:55Don't talk about this.
16:56Randy?
16:57That's personal business.
16:58Get out of here.
16:58You smell like cheesy.
16:59Listen, you guys frigged up on live television.
17:02Live television.
17:02Hey, you guys.
17:02Wait a second.
17:03We're live.
17:03We're live here.
17:05We'll be right back with more.
17:06I'm Steve Rogers.
17:07Oh, my God, Ricky.
17:10There's no way our reporter could get this fucked up.
17:17I'll be honest.
17:18I'm a little bit worried about Ricky being on channel 10 today.
17:21I mean, this can't get fucked up.
17:23A lot of people watch channel 10.
17:26That is him.
17:28Okay, he's just a guy.
17:29He's just a guy.
17:30What about the pups?
17:32I like it because I ain't meeting celebrities, Ricky.
17:34Just people.
17:37Steve Rogers.
17:38Hello?
17:39My producer, Bert Helmatch.
17:40Hi, Bert.
17:41Mr. Helmatch.
17:44I met you one other time, Steve.
17:45He covered the election here, and Sam was there with his big blockhead.
17:49Of course, yeah, I remember that one.
17:51This is kiddie land, huh?
17:52Yeah, it is.
17:53But first, I'm going to go first, just to show you a few things over here.
17:55All right, pups?
17:56It's okay.
17:56He goes first on this.
17:58All right, let's set it up.
18:00I should be on any time now.
18:03Randy, how many squares have you had?
18:05Well, you put them out for eating, didn't you?
18:06There were two dozen squares there, Randy.
18:10Oh, look, it's coming.
18:11Hang on.
18:13Welcome to a very special broadcast of the Live Eye on Local Business.
18:17I'm Steve Rogers.
18:18With me right now, one of the owners of a brand new cat daycare center here at Sunnyvale.
18:23Rick, how did this business plan come together?
18:25Well, actually, I'm not one of the owners of the cat daycare.
18:28I've got my own business called Ricky's You Shit.
18:29I mean, it's not shit.
18:30I've got some really good stuff here that I'm selling.
18:32I go around and collect them, and I sell them for money.
18:34You know, pick something like this out of the garbage, and sell that for a buck.
18:37You're making some good cash.
18:38It's barbecue here.
18:39Someone fit?
18:41Oh, fucking garbage.
18:43It's kind of difficult when you're on live TV.
18:44I can't predict a bee attack in the middle of stuff going on.
18:47Just a second.
18:49Did you get a sting, Mr. Rogers?
18:52Here, get that on, Jordan.
18:56Man, it sucks.
18:56Rick, can you just talk about TV, man, do you think?
19:00Well, I wasn't done, Gloves, but yeah, go ahead.
19:02Why don't you take us on a tour?
19:06The Kitty Land Love Center is an expansive, supervised play area for cats.
19:19Bring them in, and I'll look after them.
19:22Fifteen dollars for each kitty.
19:23I can take about 15 of them at a time, and I'll give them all the love that they need.
19:28There's different areas to play, like the Land of Mice is one of my favorite attractions right there, which I
19:35think is going to be a...
19:36How you doing, gentlemen?
19:38Fuck.
19:38Randy asked me to collect all the piss jugs in the park.
19:41You got any piss jugs you want to get rid of, boys?
19:44Can you get out of here with your piss jugs?
19:46Yeah, you're in the fucking middle of something here.
19:48Live TV?
19:49What are you talking about, Ricky?
19:53Hey, how you doing?
19:54Oh, by the way, I heard a little rumor that there's a certain ex-trucker living in the dump.
20:03How's it feel to be a loser, right?
20:05Living in the dump.
20:07You'll get yours, buddy.
20:09I promise you that.
20:11Call my dad a loser?
20:12Yeah, just like you, Ricky.
20:13Your dad's a goddamn loser, Ricky.
20:16You want to make something out of it?
20:17Yeah, me.
20:17That's the father of your child.
20:20You want to do it with you?
20:22Jim, Jim, Jim!
20:24What the...
20:24What are you doing?
20:28Break off, Ricky.
20:29Get off it, Ricky.
20:30You're just a loser, Rick.
20:31Break it off.
20:32Just like your old man.
20:35Oh, shit.
20:36Poor Bubbles.
20:38This is not what the Kitty Land Love Center is about.
20:41There's not usually drunk people with piss jugs here.
20:44I will take good care of your kitty.
20:46I'm just in love.
20:48What's up, boys?
20:49What are you doing, Mr. Leighton?
20:51Kitty Land Love Center at the Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
20:53I may as well just go back to hauling carts.
20:56Because Kitty Land, there's no fucking way anybody's going to bring a kitty down to that place.
21:01Drunk trailer park supervisors rolling around with piss jugs on a hockey stick.
21:06Come down to Kitty Land.
21:07I'll always look after your cat big time.
21:10I will.
21:27I'll see you in the 얼� maintainer.
21:28Come down.
21:29And I'll see you in the next part, folks.
21:31See you in the nextições.
21:31See you in the next section.
21:33See you in the next section.
21:38Let's go.
21:38Bye-bye.