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00:16Oh, fuck.
00:23Oh, fuck.
00:52Oh my god, I was hoping this was just a fucking bad dream.
00:56Well it's not, but check it out buddy, most of the stuff still works fine.
01:00My brain must have played a trick on me or something.
01:05My brain plays tricks on me all the time man, it's cause it's way smarter than me.
01:08It's always fucking me around.
01:10I was sure I turned that fat off.
01:13I know I turned it off.
01:14What are you talking about?
01:16I was cooking french fries and I fucking burned this trailer down Ricky.
01:20God you were cooking french fries.
01:22You could have easily burnt this trailer down.
01:24That's what I'm saying.
01:26I fucking did it this time.
01:28Ricky told me to just not think about it and it would go away.
01:31But my brain doesn't work that way.
01:34I can't just put it out of my mind.
01:36I burned Ray's home down.
01:38I know I checked that fat though.
01:40I know I turned it off.
01:42I was planning on taking the blame cause I mean there is a pretty good chance that I did it.
01:45Well I mean I did do it.
01:47But Bubbles took the blame so once someone takes the blame what do you do?
01:51I couldn't take it then.
01:52He had already taken it.
01:55He needed because of each other.
01:56All that is.
02:15Good night Let go.
02:18Thanks a lot.
02:21Bye bye.
02:36you never seen a trailer fire before it's not a big deal get the fuck out of here fuck off
02:43two words fuck pretty easy to understand off really easy to understand fuck off
02:55time to wake up Julian
03:03no drinking and driving Corey Trevor do you want to go in the car come on let's go
03:10see you later boys
03:13God Ray I'm so sorry I don't even know what to say to you
03:16sorry buzz no big deal my trailer I'll go out and paid for three five-year
03:23mortgages me and Tammy got back in 1970 okay check it out her name's still on
03:27the paperwork boys it's all I had to my name folks you know to be perfectly
03:32honest with you like if Ricky had done this I mean I really wouldn't be too
03:36surprised like most people wouldn't be too surprised he's done a few things in
03:41his life that you know haven't been smartest thing but freaking bubbles to do
03:45this man it's like this is a big fuck-up for a guy like bubbles don't go get
03:50drunk and hit the machines boys look dad I want to take care of this all right I
03:54promise I'm on your son I can I can take care of this and we're gonna be getting
03:58drunk tonight you'll be sleeping in a bed tonight I fucking promise you mean
04:00bubs yeah I think you mean Julian's gonna take care of this don't you Rick dead I'm
04:05Ricky your son I'm gonna take care of this not you mean fuck him I'll help all right
04:09boys well we'll we'll see what happens okay you know we do and I a gang and
04:22groceries you know I'm saying it's not what I want to do for a living right
04:25well you make money though get the career back on track but we're making
04:27some money so we like I we went out hard when his trailer burnt down you know
04:31what I'm saying so we hooked that math car for some groceries right right got
04:34some groceries for you my fuckers help yo you know what I'm saying 50% off you
04:38man plus 85 bucks you owe me already you know what I'm saying
04:40man else J rock you talk about you okay Jesus Christ J rock
04:45I'm true is broke down yeah I'm a fucking break straight out his
05:00mother fucker excuse me who'd you call a phony there Jamie huh do not just call
05:06me Jamie Jamie don't worry about don't worry about what now right fake
05:09military guys could talk so much shit all right you guys can talk so much shit
05:14all right I'll fucking crank any of you Jamie's fucking kazoo and mr.
05:20keys fucking Fidel Castro
05:31good boys Corey all right boys we got a lot why didn't you tell me my face was
05:42marked up well we didn't know if you thought that was cool or something dude
05:45Julian what are you doing you're not thinking that's what I'm doing
05:51fuck's sakes boys Sarah's gonna friggin kill me I'm gonna friggin kill you
05:56no talking do you want to use the cheese board or the spatula
06:10you guys stay in the ground right this piece of on his shit
06:12yeah that's cool listen Joel thanks a lot I'm talking stay how's the driveway is it
06:17all right fire department of goddamn water lucky it's not rooms
06:22trailers run though Julian fucking because of stupid me what are you talking
06:26about I think I burned the fucking thing down I was cooking those stupid french
06:31fries oh man don't worry about it all right okay I'm gonna make sure everything's
06:36gonna be cool here okay just gotta keep positive the most important thing is this
06:39driveway bubs and it's okay so everything's okay just gotta wait for the
06:44right time guys and we're gonna sell this and we're all gonna have trailers even
06:46Ray Rick are you fucking kidding me I know you don't give a fuck about Ray
06:50so don't even give me that shit I know you're only thinking about yourself but
06:52let's just sell it right now we're not waiting we're not selling until we find
06:56the proper buyer Rick and we don't have one do we no we don't have you fucking
06:59seen this shit you stay here and watch this driveway I'm gonna go with these
07:03guys and help out your dad and you stop my fucking dad you want to help yourself
07:07and take on me and fuck you and go play at the beach this is about your dad
07:11stop fighting my nerves are shot all right I'm sorry man okay who's got your
07:15belly who's got your belly but I got his fucking belly you go I got his fucking belly
07:18you watch this driveway Ricky you two shut the fuck up and get out of here
07:27there's a little car it'll stir there's a little fancy car you stole from fucking
07:30Terry yeah Terry's gonna be real fucking happy about this Julian
07:34look after the driveway look after the fucking driveway
07:55guys don't work with the machines in the truck get in the car Trevor
08:16this looks good boys there's no one around all right get the money out of the
08:20boys
08:20I don't care just hurry up gonna make some serious cash here boys guys guys guys
08:28guys what are you doing come on hit it hit it harder come on hit it harder get mad
08:38Trevor come here for a second
08:41take it I'm not cool enough to shoot your gun Julian take the gun take it I'm not cool enough
08:46to shoot this
08:47Julian I'm not as cool as you do you know that I can't shoot your freaking gun
08:51point the gun at the machine and shoot it you hit that machine you're gonna be a lot cooler in
08:55the air
08:55now shoot it
09:00I told you I'm not cool enough Julian man I'll shoot the gun no he's doing it Corey
09:05you shoot that machine or you're never hanging out with me again now shoot it
09:09put the gun up be confident and squeeze the trigger
09:12okay shoot it I'll do it
09:16shoot it
09:18see didn't that feel good good boy good boy all right all right enough of that
09:22all right boys get the money then you guys can have some gum I say get the money first guys
09:30Ricky you're not smoking old foot hash are you
09:32Bubs look at this fucking hash over here we're not gonna waste it
09:36it's awesome
09:41fuck off dog
09:42Bubs
09:432-4
09:46listen buddy
09:48I know it's gonna cheer up my dad
09:50I know his old rig sleeper is we should tow it here set it up for him
09:52we could sleep in that
09:54his rig sleeper
09:55yeah you know the thing on the back of his old 18 wheel he used to sleep in on the
09:58road
09:58bring that here man that'd be perfect
10:00that's a fucking great idea
10:02Ricky my friend shitty bill he could probably tow it here for us
10:07shitty bill
10:09he's a friend of mine from cart salvage he pooped himself when he was a little guy
10:13and the name kind of stuck don't call him shitty bill though
10:17can i do the gear shitty which one is it right here
10:20all right
10:20why the fuck is this taking so long
10:22get her up there shitty
10:25it's awesome
10:26are you sure he's gonna like it
10:28trust somebody's gonna fucking love him
10:29well we're gonna be going to uh
10:32a strip club
10:33they got a bunch of those gambling machines
10:34those VLT things
10:35and
10:36what we're gonna do is just pump them up with money
10:38and then uh
10:40cash them out
10:40listen Jules don't tell Rick this man
10:42it's so much easier to work with you
10:44way better for concentration and stuff
10:46it really is man
10:47because you're doing a good job boys
10:49all right
10:52listen
10:52I think it's time here
10:54come on
10:55slap my hands
10:56you go first Corey
10:57come on
10:58don't leave me hanging here boys
11:03slapping hands
11:04it's a reward
11:04you don't be doing this all the time okay
11:06you look like dicks
11:07so when I say hands up
11:08it's cool
11:09got it
11:10it's cool man
11:11all right
11:12all right
11:13what's not cool is going to the front door of these places okay
11:15they're greasy
11:16you don't want to be seen
11:16all right
11:17hey that's Lahey
11:19what the fuck is he doing here
11:23oh man don't tell me there's male dancers in there boys
11:25no man that's every second Tuesday and Thursday Julian
11:29you guys want some more gum
11:30all right let's make some money boys
11:36let's go
11:36come on let's go
11:38Julian's so smart to come up with this plan
11:39we basically take all these quarters
11:41dump them in the machine
11:42cash it out
11:43you take the winning ticket
11:44get that winning ticket photocopied
11:46and then you go to a bunch of different towers around town
11:48and cash it out
11:49I mean it's perfect
11:50we're not even breaking the law
11:51photocopying isn't against the law
11:52it's the perfect plan
11:53make a few hundred bucks today easily
11:55in about two hours
11:57oh my fuck
11:59look who's got the gambling bug
12:01eh Julian
12:02Julian
12:03listen buddy
12:03Julian
12:03Julian
12:05come on the guy in the chair a couple of quarters
12:07could you buddy
12:08I'm working here
12:09I have no money okay
12:11Julian if you don't want to give the guy in the chair a couple of quarters
12:13the guy just lost his trailer
12:15forget it man
12:16forget it
12:16you don't get it okay
12:18these machines put in here by the government
12:20to take money from people okay
12:21they just want welfare checks back Ray
12:23and it's working okay
12:25I know what's going on okay
12:26I mean nobody has to tell the guy in the chair what's going on
12:29and I like to play the VLTs
12:30there's nothing wrong with that
12:31if the guy upstairs didn't want us to play the VLTs
12:33he wouldn't have created them in the first place
12:36all creation is because of the big guy upstairs
12:39good man Ray
12:40get out of here
12:40go get a drink
12:41watch some dancers okay
12:47it's Ricky
12:47what the fuck is Ricky doing here
12:49he's gonna fuck up our whole program you guys
12:51what is he buying groceries
12:53what do you mean he's taking fucking groceries
12:55he's using our fucking shit
12:57what's this man
12:58what's going on
12:58what's going on
13:00are you cutting a hustle motherfucking
13:02it's for my dad alright
13:03so chill out
13:03there's nothing you can do about this
13:06Ricky we're the ones who gank groceries up in this park
13:08you know what I'm saying
13:08J-Rock I don't want to be fucking ganking groceries
13:11I feel really guilty about the whole
13:14burning Ray's trailer down thing that I did so
13:17I mean I don't really have a choice
13:19anything Ricky wants me to do
13:20I'm gonna have to do it
13:26go on
13:31this is awesome buddy
13:32set my dad up with some booze and some food
13:34it's gonna be happy as fuck
13:37get these bins out of here man
13:38cops
13:39alright Ricky?
13:40Ricky?
13:47fuck
13:48I can't
13:49deal with that
13:56I come in peace Bubbles
13:58no bullshit
13:59where'd you get the groceries?
14:01I can't talk about that Mr. Leahy
14:03I'm just trying to help Ray out
14:07a little bit
14:08cause I burned his trailer down
14:11that's all
14:13look I'll sell you a tub too I'm not
14:16worried about that
14:17look twelve bucks for all those
14:18if you're interested
14:20yeah
14:22thanks Bubbles
14:24listen from a friend to a friend
14:26all this grocery business
14:28watch yourself
14:30alright this is a good little scam
14:31I mean you can do this scam a couple times a year
14:33and get away with it
14:34we've got Cor and Trevor in there right now
14:36they're uh
14:36printing off the tickets
14:37you know those guys are doing a pretty good job
14:39I think maybe
14:40those guys will end up doing okay for themselves
14:43you know
14:45Julian checked them out
14:46they look just like the real thing
14:47and we got suckers
14:48right on
14:54oh god damn it
14:57what the fuck's going on Ricky?
14:59you know what I'm saying?
14:59nothing's going on J Rock
15:01hey Trent
15:02don't throw those at people Trinity
15:06bitch why are you disrespecting me like that dog?
15:09you know what I'm saying?
15:12off my turf
15:13off my fucking fucking
15:14off my turf
15:16off my turf
15:17you hurt
15:18you hurt
15:19you hurt
15:19you know what?
15:21figure a big tough guy out?
15:22I'll show you a fucking tough guy
15:30you're crazy boss
15:31get down man
15:32get down
15:32I don't care now
15:37how you doing?
15:41how you doing?
15:42what?
15:42enough
15:43fuck
15:44get down children and go home somewhere
15:46Christ
15:47get a hold of your child Ricky
15:48you're a whack dad
15:54what are we doing here Julian?
15:55we're setting Ray up
15:57everything went well today
15:58I mean we made a lot of money
15:59so
15:59right now we're just going to pick up a few things for Ray
16:01set him up
16:02because
16:02you know he lost the trailer and everything
16:04so we're just going to get some things to help him out
16:14oh yeah that's awesome buddy
16:15fucking bad
16:17listen bubs
16:18we're going to do one more job
16:19we're going to have to rob the liquor store
16:20get some booze to the old man
16:21I promised him
16:22Ricky can we not
16:23rob the liquor store please?
16:25bubbles
16:26it's not a big deal okay
16:27it'll take about five minutes
16:28I promise we're going to get him fucking wasted tonight
16:30we're going to get drunk as fuck
16:31come on man
16:31fuck boys
16:33this is my fucking trailer
16:36dad back in your chair
16:37what are you doing?
16:38people are going to see you
16:38he is wasted Ricky
16:40fuck boys
16:41check this out
16:41how's that for a fucking bed to sleep in huh?
16:44whoa now
16:45whoa that's the sleeper for my 72 white western star Ricky
16:50where the fuck did you get this boy?
16:51down at the dump
16:53fuck
16:53get into that
16:54check it out
16:54it's awesome
16:55bubs helped me out because he felt guilty with the trailer and stuff
16:57so he's a fucking good guy
16:59we got shitty bell to tow it down here
17:01it's yours
17:02this is where you can stay
17:03I can guarantee you
17:05Julian's not going to do any better than this
17:06fuck Julian
17:10you're right
17:11check this out
17:12whoa whoa whoa whoa
17:12Trevor
17:12what the fuck are you doing?
17:14we got some stuff
17:15it was awesome
17:1550 feet Trevor
17:16check this out here
17:17what we got for you
17:18in the car
17:1950 fucking feet
17:20in the car
17:21both of you
17:22stay
17:23Julian you better keep those guys away from me
17:25I'm fucking serious
17:26where'd you find this piece of shit boys?
17:29Julian we worked all day to get this thing here
17:31piece of shit is it?
17:32you left the driveway
17:34I'm out working my ass off these idiots and you leave the fucking driveway
17:37why don't you watch the fucking driveway?
17:39at least my old man has a place to lay his head tonight cause of me
17:41you don't give a fuck about him just care about his liquor
17:43oh I don't do I?
17:44no you don't
17:45Ray guess what I got you buddy
17:46watch out
17:47army tent
17:48you got me an army issue tent that is?
17:50got your pots, pans, cots
17:53all the necessities Rick
17:55all the what?
17:57necessities
17:58you don't know what that means do you?
18:01yeah
18:01yeah maybe I do
18:03maybe I don't
18:03maybe I don't give a fuck
18:04about your big god damn self helper book words
18:06that you're taking and spitting out of your mouth
18:12Trevor, get the fuck away from me
18:14Ray
18:14hey buddy
18:15here you go man
18:17jesus thanks buddy
18:18thought everything
18:18it's not from me it's from Ricky
18:19he told me to pick it up for you
18:20you got this for the old man?
18:24I fucking love you man
18:25yeah I guess I did
18:26I'm gonna want half of that though if that's alright
18:28well I'm gonna be alone for a while now boys
18:37fuck Julian I'm sorry man
18:39I start shooting off my fucking mouth
18:41and acting like an idiot
18:42I'm fucked in the head you know that
18:43I'm sorry
18:45it was fucking great what you did for my dad man
18:47thanks
18:49alright alright
18:51it's supposed to run
18:52Rick let's just concentrate on the driveway okay?
18:55we can set the tent up there
18:56I've got some tarps
18:56we can put it over the driveway
18:58and protect it from rain and shit alright?
19:02why the fuck you're smart man
19:09oh my god
19:10fuck
19:11hey Jules
19:12hey Sarah
19:14what it's only temporary okay?
19:17Ray like
19:18fucking
19:18I am so sorry about this mess
19:20I'm as much to blame as Ricky like
19:22it's just fucking
19:23Lucy Lucy
19:23what are you blaming Ricky for?
19:24come on in for some drinks
19:25he had nothing to do with this
19:27he had nothing to do with this
19:27well I mean he was with me when it happened so
19:29no he wasn't he was sleeping
19:30he didn't see any of this
19:31he was sleeping?
19:32Lucy
19:34we were banging behind the monthly place
19:36we came back
19:36the place was up in smoke
19:38and there was nothing we could do
19:39it was just a shell
19:39there was fucking flames everywhere
19:41it was a mess
19:42what is she talking about Rick?
19:43thinking back
19:44it probably would have been a good idea
19:45to tell Lucy that
19:46I didn't tell everybody
19:47that we'd burn the trailer down
19:50then it was too late
19:51and
19:51I mean Lucy really fucked me around
19:53Rick?
19:54Ricky what did she mean?
19:55alright
19:57I fucked up dad
19:58I'm sorry
19:59I mean we were having a barbecue
20:00and the potatoes got fucked up
20:01so I came in here to
20:03make us some french fries
20:04and
20:04Lucy started doing stuff to me
20:06and the next thing I knew
20:07we were at the muffler shop
20:08and stuff was happening there
20:09and the cops came
20:10I got back here
20:10and the trailer was golfing with flames
20:12there was nothing I could do buddy
20:13the trailer was golfing with flames?
20:14yeah like
20:15flames fucking golfing
20:16golfing
20:17golfing out the roof
20:17out the fucking door
20:18it was golfing
20:19there was nothing I could do
20:20you know I would have seen it
20:21if I could dad
20:21I mean the big thing is
20:22the trailer burnt down
20:23I don't really think it matters
20:24who fucking did it
20:26it's gone
20:27and whether it was me or Bubbles
20:29who fucking cares
20:30and really it's kind of Bubbles fault anyways
20:32he cooked fries in the first place
20:33if Bubbles hadn't cooked the fries
20:35in the first place
20:36I wouldn't have the idea
20:37to cook the fries
20:38come on buddy
20:38who's got your belly?
20:39Ricky you don't touch my belly
20:43this is the most fucked up thing you've ever done to me
20:46hands down
20:47no it's not
20:49look
20:50you started taking the blame
20:51and I mean
20:52I didn't want you to
20:53but you did
20:54and you're my best friend
20:54so I gotta let ya
20:56that's what best friends do to best friends
20:57that doesn't make any fucking sense Ricky
20:59maybe in your head it does
21:00there's also a good chance that it's
21:01you gotta blame the thing up here
21:03cause you know what that works like
21:05not good
21:05and you know it never intentionally fucking hurt my friends buddy
21:09Ricky
21:09come on
21:10let's have a drink
21:11I don't think I can ever forgive you
21:13that's it
21:13I think we're done
21:14Bubbles don't talk about that
21:15I think we're done
21:16come on give me a hug buddy
21:17I don't want a hug
21:18you're never getting a hug from me again
21:20no more hugs
21:22nice going Ricky
21:24what you mean
21:25no no
21:25don't give me any
21:26no more shit alright
21:28you better start thinking of a way of making this up to him
21:30you got it
21:32for fuck's sakes Ricky
21:34dude please
21:35fuck Ricky
21:36no get drunk with me
21:37fuck Ricky
21:37you lied to the old man
21:39you lied to the guy in the chair Rick
21:46lied to the guy in the fucking chair man
21:52well you still got your back dude
21:53Corey
21:55I'm gonna look up again
21:56you better be fifty fucking feet away
22:04fuck
22:24you
22:33you
22:34you
22:35you
22:35you
22:44you