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00:0520 fucking times I've been up this ladder.
00:07This is bullshit.
00:10Pretend you're a little squirrel, Ricky.
00:12Pretend you're someone fucking off, Bubbles.
00:14Hurry up, Rick.
00:15Fucking tell me to fuck off.
00:18Three, two, one.
00:24Bingo.
00:26Same time every night for the last two weeks.
00:36Do you know what you're doing, Ricky?
00:39Stealing power fucking since grade seven, guys.
00:41You know what I'm fucking doing here.
00:43I don't know what the bastards are doing, Randy,
00:45but this is the last night we're going to have to reset our clocks.
00:48You mark my words.
00:50Well, except for spring ahead and fall back.
00:53Right, Mr. Lee?
00:56Right, Randy.
00:57Fuck, I'm on fire, boys.
01:00Good job.
01:02Transformer zero, Ricky one.
01:28Good job.
01:51I guess the guards are going to smuggle our hash into the prison inside of pens, Rick.
01:55It's pretty cool, eh?
01:57You can get four grams of hash into each pen.
02:04Smell that.
02:05Did you smell it yet?
02:07What's your problem?
02:10Take a look at my fucking clothes, Julian.
02:12That's what my problem is.
02:13I got to go to school looking like this.
02:16It's pretty fucked up.
02:17I'm just sick of this.
02:19This is one of the only shirts I have,
02:21because in case you forgot, I've got no fucking money.
02:23Ricky, you don't get it, do you?
02:25Listen, we sell it dope, you'll be able to buy a thousand fucking shirts.
02:28And what do I do in the meantime?
02:29I look like a fucking idiot.
02:31Well, tape it up or something.
02:32This is fucked.
02:33It's not ripped that bad.
02:34I'm sick of this.
02:34All I ask for is a five dollar shirt or something.
02:37There's something to put on my fucking body.
02:40I got to go see Bubbles.
02:41I'll talk to you in a little while, all right?
02:44Hey, Trina.
02:48Hey, Ricky, what's poppin'?
02:50Not too much, Trina.
02:52What's the matter?
02:53I just don't feel too good about myself right now.
02:55Well, my clothes are all shitty and I'm living in a car growing dope.
02:59I don't have my grade 10 yet and I feel stupid.
03:01I just wish I could be smart like everybody else for a change.
03:06Ricky, what's the capital of British Columbia?
03:09Victoriaville.
03:11What's the capital of Nova Scotia?
03:13Well, it's easy.
03:14It's Halifax.
03:15You see, Ricky, you're going to get your grade 10.
03:18You'll be just as smart as everyone else.
03:21Can you put that on the rip on my back?
03:23Do you really think so, Trina?
03:25Yeah, I do.
03:27Ricky, you're smart.
03:28Whoever did this is really stupid.
03:30You're dealing with a dangerous moron.
03:32We know a guy that fits that description to a T, don't we, Mr. Leahy?
03:34We sure do.
03:36Call me crazy, but do guys who grow dope ever do this kind of thing?
03:39You're not crazy.
03:40I see it all the time.
03:41Guys bypassing the meters so the cops don't notice the surge in their power bills.
03:44Bingo.
03:44Cops and dope don't mix, do they, Mr. Leahy?
03:47Like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy.
03:55How many times have I told her to stay away from those reprobates?
03:58I wouldn't worry about it, Mr. Leahy.
04:00She's just at the age where, you know, kids like to rebel.
04:04That's what I thought about Ricky and Julian 20 years ago.
04:08They turned over shit.
04:15Where did I go wrong, Randy?
04:17Where did I go wrong?
04:20What, Sidney?
04:26Hey!
04:28Oh, my God!
04:31Can I help you guys with something?
04:34You wouldn't, uh, know somebody in the park who might be, uh, growing dope and stealing power, would you?
04:39Somebody whose name might rhyme with Ricky?
04:42Don't know what you're talking about.
04:43Why don't you go talk to Cory and Trevor?
04:49Good day, gentlemen.
04:55Holy fuck, I think he's on here, Jimmy.
04:58You and Ricky are gonna wind up back in jail.
05:00No, they can't do shit, Bubbles.
05:01I mean, 20 steps ahead of Leahy and the cops at all times.
05:04Remember that.
05:05Don't worry about it, buddy.
05:08All right, whatever you say.
05:12What's up, Jay?
05:16Hey, may I have a dollar-sixties worth of mild pepperoni, please?
05:41Could you guys lend me 25 bucks till next week?
05:45Why would I lend you any money?
05:46Come on, guys, I...
05:47I'll give you 30 bucks for the bike.
05:51No, no, it's worth more than that.
05:54Okay, so how about this?
05:55You lend me the bike, and I give you 30 bucks.
05:58And when you come back and get it, you gotta give me 35 bucks.
06:03It's a good deal, you should do it.
06:04Yeah.
06:05It's like a pawn.
06:06Yeah, it's a pawn.
06:07A pawn.
06:08Fine, whatever.
06:10Those idiots are stealing their bike, Randy.
06:15Trina, will you buy me a bag of chips?
06:16I'm not buying you a bag of chips.
06:18Please.
06:21You're stealing what the girl's way of life.
06:23You must be ashamed of yourselves.
06:25Come on.
06:26Shit, man.
06:26Hey, get off that bike.
06:27No, we paid for that.
06:28That's ours, dude.
06:29Hey, Randy.
06:30Fuck off.
06:31It's our bike.
06:31She sold it to us.
06:32Trina, get over here.
06:36Trina.
06:36You got me a greasy bastard.
06:37Why don't you put a fucking shirt on?
06:39What's going on here?
06:41What's going on?
06:42She sold that to us, dude.
06:43It's a legal transaction.
06:44We bought it.
06:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:49Would you like to make a statement, Trina?
06:51No.
06:52Why do Corey and Trevor have your bike?
06:53Did they threaten you?
06:54No.
06:55I pawned it off to them.
06:57I needed a little extra cash.
06:59And stop with the cop stuff.
07:01What's this for?
07:03Who's this shirt for, Trina?
07:05Yeah, who's pepperoni?
07:07It's Ricky's.
07:09Ricky's pepperoni.
07:12You're grounded.
07:15Indefinitely.
07:16Go back to the trailer.
07:18I've warned you about hanging out with those losers.
07:20Dad, they're not losers.
07:26Ricky and Julian have crossed the line this time, Randy.
07:29Making my little girl sell her bike to buy pepperoni and a shirt.
07:35Those idiots are going back to con college.
07:37Not next week.
07:38Not tomorrow.
07:40Today, Randy.
07:44Let's roll.
07:52You know what I'm going to do, Randy?
07:55I'm going to tell Julian I'm calling the cops.
07:57And then I'm not going to call them.
07:59I don't get it, Mr. Layton.
08:01Julian thinks he's smarter than me, Randy.
08:03But he isn't.
08:04I'm always ten steps ahead of him.
08:06He's going to think the cops are coming.
08:08They're going to move the dope.
08:09We're going to watch where they move it.
08:10Then we're going to give the cops that address.
08:12And that's going to be on the warrant.
08:14Did you know you're allowed to fucking buy dope for real and answer them?
08:18And smoke it right in the restaurant?
08:22Julian, Layton's here, man.
08:27You crossed the line this time, you little fucker.
08:30Get your fucking hands off me, Layton.
08:31How dare you involve my daughter in your hemisphere of shit?
08:35Let's go, Layton.
08:36Let's go, Layton.
08:37My last good trick is ripped it again, you asshole.
08:39Yeah, well, I'm just getting warmed up.
08:41Get back in the car, Randy.
08:42Mr. Layton, no, no.
08:43You're way out of control here.
08:44Get back in the car, you disobedient fat bastard.
08:48No, I won't get back in the car.
08:50You know what?
08:51I quit.
08:51Go fuck yourself, Mr. Layton.
08:54Two-way, brute.
08:57Holy fuck.
08:58Relax, man.
08:59Guess what?
09:00I know about the dope in the trailer, Julian.
09:02Newsflash.
09:03Everyone does.
09:04I just called the cops.
09:06They're on their way with a warrant right now for 36 Willow Court.
09:09Is that right?
09:10Right.
09:10Well, I happen to know it takes a couple hours, Leahy, for the cops to get a fucking search
09:14warrant approved by a judge.
09:16Bet you didn't even call the cops yet, did you?
09:19Didn't think so.
09:20Why don't you get out of my face, Leahy?
09:23Keys.
09:28What the fuck are you, William?
09:30Make like a tree and fuck off.
09:35Oh, my God, Julian.
09:36This is a huge situation.
09:37Get the cops around.
09:37What the fuck are we going to do?
09:38He called the cops.
09:39They're going to be here any second.
09:41Bubbles, boys, boys, listen up.
09:41They're going to be here any second.
09:43Bubbles, chill out for a minute.
09:44Okay.
09:45The search warrant is for this address, right?
09:47According to fuckhead.
09:48What if we moved all the dough?
09:49Come on, Julian.
09:51Let's go, pups.
09:52Come on.
09:53Ricky, help me.
09:55I'm dropping it.
09:57Come on.
09:58Come on, Ricky.
09:59The cops are going to be here any time now.
10:01Come on.
10:01All right, boys, you're not bringing any more weenie into my trailer.
10:04I'm not fucking greenhouse, boys.
10:06Dad will be here a couple hours.
10:07Don't worry, boys.
10:08Ricky, you're not 12 years old anymore.
10:10I can't keep getting you out of your mouth.
10:11Grab this.
10:11You fucking girl, don't be Jesus.
10:14Listen to me.
10:14Ricky, Ricky, Ricky.
10:15No, no, no.
10:16Listen to me.
10:17I'm trying to say something.
10:18Listen.
10:19They don't have a search warrant for this fucking trailer, so remember, don't act like an idiot.
10:23I've never been caught with this much dough before, Julian.
10:25Just give me a little drink.
10:30There you go, boys.
10:31Right on, Dad.
10:32Thanks.
10:36What in the fuck?
10:38Holy shit.
10:39I'd swear that was Randy if that guy didn't have a shirt on.
10:42Nice shirt, too.
10:44What do you want?
10:45Guys, let's bury the hatchet here.
10:49I brought this so we could sit around and get drunk like we used to as kids here in One
10:53Bonneview.
10:55One Bonneview?
10:56Listen.
10:56If you think you can come over here with rum, smokes, and wearing a shirt, think you can
11:01become buddy buddies with us again, you're mistaken.
11:03Get the fuck out of here.
11:05Julian, please.
11:06Mr. Leahy's an asshole.
11:08Let me prove my allegiance to you guys.
11:10I'm cool now.
11:11I swear.
11:12Get the fuck out of here.
11:17Julian, maybe we should give him a chance.
11:20He wasn't so bad before.
11:22We could probably get him to do some fucked up stuff.
11:24It'd be fun.
11:25Yeah, what the hell?
11:25I've got no problem drinking his rum and smoking his smokes.
11:28Brady, come back here for a second.
11:29Where are the cops at?
11:31I don't know.
11:31I could be fucking studying right now.
11:34What's up, Rick?
11:35Listen, man.
11:36If you go down to the store and get me some jalapeno chips and two dollars worth of pepperoni,
11:39I'll hang out with you for a bit.
11:39Sure.
11:40Yeah, get me some fucking gummy worms and stuff.
11:43Gummy worms, okay.
11:44Jalapeno chips, pepperoni.
11:46You want anything, Julian?
11:51Anyone else want anything while I'm down there?
11:55Yeah, pick me up a bag of jalapeno chips.
11:58All right.
12:00Jalapeno, what flavor is that?
12:02Ricky, the J's silent.
12:06I'm saying it.
12:06The J's like an H, Ricky.
12:10Jalapeno, not jalapeno.
12:14What in the fuck are you guys talking about?
12:17Jalapeno.
12:19That's how you pronounce it.
12:20I know how to pronounce it.
12:21I ordered fucking jalapeno.
12:27Your dickhead's leaving.
12:30I ain't even fucked up and viz up, Randy.
12:33You want to impress somebody to really fuck that trailer over big time?
12:36I know, guys.
12:37Careful.
12:41Holy fuck, he got in.
12:47Holy shit.
12:49He's got a TV.
12:54Fuck.
13:03Right on, boys.
13:04That was awesome.
13:05What a friggin' rush.
13:06Told you, Julian.
13:07Do you really want to prove yourself there, Randy?
13:09Of course I do.
13:10All right.
13:15Piss in a lady's car.
13:18I can't.
13:19I can't.
13:20Why not?
13:20I don't have to pee.
13:24But guys, I can go back to the store, get something to drink.
13:27We'll just hook up in Leahy's in a little while.
13:31Awesome, really.
13:31All right?
13:33We'll do it up then.
13:35See, Julian, he's cool.
13:37He's going to pitch in Leahy's car.
13:39Get some more rum, too.
13:44Holy fuck, he's doing it.
13:49I can't fucking believe he's doing this.
13:55That's fucking awesome.
13:57Right on, Randy.
14:00Smokes, let's go, Randy.
14:02It's all the dopes in Ray's trailer.
14:05What were you just talking about?
14:06Nothing, Julian.
14:07We're just shooting the shit here.
14:09Don't you ever, ever talk about dope around us again.
14:12You got it?
14:12We got nothing to do with dope.
14:14I want all this dope out of my trailer, boy!
14:17Fuck, Dad.
14:18Shut the fuck up about that.
14:19I told you.
14:22What's that?
14:25Randy, take off your fucking shirt.
14:31Jesus, he's got a wire on.
14:33Whoever's listening to this can fuck off.
14:35Take off your pants.
14:36I'm not taking off my pants, Julian.
14:37Take down your pants.
14:38What the fuck is going on?
14:39Why do you want his pants down, Julian?
14:40Hurry up.
14:41This is crazy.
14:43Come on.
14:44These are tight pants.
14:47What the hell is that?
14:50See, boys?
14:52Fake piss apparatus.
14:53Never trust a man with no shirt on.
14:55Mr. Leahy!
14:55Grab him, Ricky!
14:56Get him!
14:57Get him, Ricky!
14:57Mr. Leahy!
14:58We're busted!
14:59The Falcon's flown!
15:00I repeat, the Falcon's flown!
15:02I need to assist it!
15:02Listen to assist!
15:04The cops are on the way to number one Bonnevue.
15:06Right now, with a warrant.
15:08Bullshit!
15:09What are you talking about, Leahy?
15:10You know what a shit rope is, Julian?
15:12It's a rope covered with shit that criminals try to hold on to.
15:16You see, the shit kind of acts like grease.
15:19The harder you try to climb up, the tighter you try to hold on, the faster you slide down
15:24the rope, Julian.
15:25All the way to jail.
15:26This is private prop.
15:27Get the fuck out of here.
15:28Have another drink, Leahy.
15:29Holy shit.
15:30Great, Gus.
15:30What are we going to do now?
15:31I'm afraid a shit rope is dead.
15:32What is a shit rope?
15:34I don't know.
15:34Meeting inside.
15:35Let's go.
15:36What's a shit rope?
15:37He's drunk.
15:37I don't fucking know.
15:38Are we sliding down some sort of a shitty rope?
15:43Come on, Julian.
15:45We've got to burn that fucking dope, man.
15:46I can't go to jail.
15:48My kiddies.
15:48Who will look after them?
15:49I'm burning that fucking dope.
15:50Let's burn it.
15:51Come on.
15:51You're not burning that dope, Bubbles.
15:52Don't even joke about shit like that.
15:53It's my dope.
15:54Listen, listen, listen.
15:55Would you guys calm down?
15:56Nobody's burning any dope here and we're not going back to jail.
15:58Just let me think.
15:59Julian.
16:00Not right now, Triana, okay?
16:01No, I know what's going on.
16:03Dad was on the phone all day with the cops.
16:05What's up?
16:05Did you hear anything?
16:06He kept saying the address.
16:08One Bonnie View.
16:10Holy shit, that's here.
16:11This is important.
16:12Did he say anything else?
16:13He talked about you guys moving the dope from the airstream and then he just kept repeating
16:17the address for the search warrant.
16:19Son of a bitch, you spying on us.
16:21Now what the fuck are we going to do?
16:23We're going to burn the dope.
16:24We're not burning the fucking dope.
16:25I told you that.
16:25Bubbles, calm down, calm down.
16:29Good job.
16:31Come on, Rick.
16:32Pass me the hammer.
16:33It's right there.
16:35Come on.
16:38Let's go.
16:52Hurry up, Rick.
16:57Do you really think the cops are stupid enough to fall for this, Ricky?
17:00Yes.
17:02Hear that sweet sound, Randy?
17:04That's the sound of a couple of recidivist assholes packing their bags, heading back to
17:09corn college.
17:10You drive, buddy.
17:12Come on, Ricky.
17:13Hurry.
17:13Hurry up, Ricky.
17:14We've got to climb the shit road.
17:16It's on the way.
17:18Here, there, Rick.
17:24Hey, guys.
17:25Is there a problem here?
17:26I think so.
17:28What's going on here?
17:29Get the drink down there.
17:30Come on.
17:30Get your hands up here on the bread.
17:31What the fuck's going on?
17:32We've got a search warrant here for One Bonny View.
17:35Brian, get up there.
17:35Get that door open.
17:36This is three Maple Lake Drive.
17:37Get your hands on there.
17:38Three Maple Lake Drive.
17:39Don't touch me.
17:39Brian, wait.
17:40Brian, wait.
17:44You guys just stay quiet there for a minute.
17:47Sorry about the misunderstanding, guys.
17:49Just stay quiet.
17:53What's going on, officer?
17:54Well, maybe you can tell me, Jim.
17:56Where's One Bonny View?
17:59This is One Bonny View.
18:00No, it's not.
18:00This is three Maple Lake.
18:01It's a big three up there.
18:02This is One Bonny View, George.
18:04Check the street sign.
18:05It says Maple Lake, and that's number three.
18:06You be quiet, George.
18:07You be quiet.
18:07They changed the sign.
18:09They changed the number, George.
18:10That's not true.
18:11I can't believe you're falling for this shit.
18:12They changed it, guys.
18:13This is...
18:14Oh, we're falling for it.
18:15This is not what I was supposed to go back to the judge,
18:17get in your warrant, come back, say,
18:19Oh, we got tricked.
18:20Look, this has been One Bonny View for 25, 30 years, George.
18:23What are you talking about, you alcoholic?
18:24You be quiet.
18:25George, look at them.
18:27They're losers.
18:28Go inside.
18:28The police is full of dope.
18:30You got probable cause.
18:31George, calm down.
18:33George, you got probable cause here, George.
18:35The fucking...
18:36Get over there.
18:38Get your hands up there.
18:40Jesus, you're a liar, Rick.
18:42Rick.
18:42Why are you talking about this?
18:43You're in your mouth already.
18:45You are in big trouble.
18:46For what?
18:47This is fraud.
18:48Bullshit.
18:48This is fraud.
18:49Yeah, you're drunk and he's drinking and driving.
18:51I want him to arrest her.
18:51I'm complaining to the fucking department.
18:53Two drinks is not drinking and driving.
18:54Oh, yeah, do the breathalyzer, dickhead.
18:56Get in.
18:57Now.
18:58See you later, Leahy and Randy.
18:59Sorry about the drinking and driving shit.
19:01Ricky, that's enough.
19:02And I hope you realize how lucky we got,
19:04because we got real lucky.
19:05It's Trina's fault.
19:06Because when she's around, Leahy's around.
19:09Get rid of her, all right?
19:11Boys, we shouldn't be arrogant.
19:13What am I supposed to say to her?
19:14Just tell her not to hang out with you anymore.
19:18All right, I'll talk to her.
19:26Hey, Trina.
19:28Come over here for a second.
19:29I've got to talk to you.
19:31What time is it anyway?
19:31Shouldn't you be in bed?
19:33Well, I snuck out.
19:35Dad's drunk with Randy, and Mom's with Sam at his place.
19:39They don't really care what I'm doing.
19:41Oh, I do care.
19:42That's what this is all about.
19:45Here.
19:47I'm sorry about the sweat stains.
19:49Randy took it in work.
19:50You got this for me?
19:52You didn't have to do that, Trina.
19:54Hey.
19:56We're buddies, right?
20:01Look.
20:05Ever since my daughter moved away, I don't know.
20:09I love being a father.
20:10When your daughter moves away, you've got to stop being a father.
20:12It just gets a little weird.
20:14My brain's not that good anyway.
20:17You know, you're not always thinking about parental stuff.
20:19You're not thinking the way you should be or whatever.
20:23That's why it's been kind of nice having you around.
20:26Because you kind of started making me think like a dad again.
20:29My brain's working sometimes again.
20:32And that's why I got to ask you to stop hanging out with me.
20:35Just maybe until I stopped growing dope or whatever.
20:38Do you understand?
20:41I'm sorry.
20:43But when you're done with the dope, you can hang out, right?
20:46Oh, yeah.
20:47Definitely.
20:48Just don't worry.
20:49In case any bullshit goes down with cops,
20:50your dad flips out of his head because you know he likes to do that.
20:53Just think it's best, all right?
20:57Do good on your grade 10, right?
21:00Thanks for your dad.
21:02Thanks for the shirt.
21:03It's wicked.
21:07Look at the...
21:09some chunk of ass, Julian.
21:11Yeah, that's incredible.
21:12Thanks.
21:14Hey, nice shirt.
21:15Thanks.
21:16What's your name?
21:16It looks good.
21:18Ricky, check this out.
21:20Oh, man, that's perfect.
21:21Good job, guys.
21:23Um, Ricky, do you have something you want to talk to Julian about?
21:28Look, Julian,
21:30I'm just wondering,
21:31now that you're getting bubbles on how to make the hash,
21:33if there's any way that I can go home and study for my final exam.
21:36I know you think school is fucked,
21:37but I really got to study, buddy.
21:41Guess what, Rick?
21:43I'm really proud of you, buddy.
21:44Go study.
21:45Really?
21:46Next time you see us,
21:47all this weed's going to be turned into hash.
21:49You guys are awesome.
21:50I'm all set to see it end,
21:51though.
21:51I fucking love growing dope.
21:53I just think,
21:53in three days,
21:55we're all going to be retired.
21:58Put it here.
21:59Here's to Freedom 35.
22:28Here's to Freedom 35.