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00:25What's the number on that card, boss?
00:28Huh?
00:28The number on the card.
00:29What's the number?
00:30There's no number on this one yet.
00:33I knew it was only a matter of time before my card business and Ricky and Julian's dope
00:38business collided, so the day's here finally.
00:42Basically the hardest part about dealing dope is transport.
00:45I mean, I learned that back in Grade 9.
00:46And Julian's got this plan that basically we're going to ship it around the province
00:49in shopping cart handles, which is great, because you've got a shopping cart that looks
00:52perfectly normal, but inside the handle's full of hash.
00:54And it does help get rid of that hash, which I don't like lying around here with Leahy
00:59fucking wandering around, drinking fucking huge bottles of liquor.
01:04Picto Vacational School, they need hash.
01:06Cobb Equid Vacational School, Shelburne, Port Oxbury, fucking Digby, Yarmouth.
01:10Everybody wants fucking hash, so we're going to sell this whole driveway probably in two
01:14days.
01:14It's awesome.
01:15There we go.
01:21It was awesome.
01:25It's awesome.
01:35It wasn't easy, I thought we should go.
01:37It was easy for you to buy a table, get a table, and collect it, and take down the
01:41It was a lot like it was too much fun.
01:41A beautiful day.
01:42You know, a beautiful day.
01:44writing the same space is almost like a beautiful.
02:15Actually, when we sell the hash, I'm going to give her this car.
02:17I mean, how many fathers can give their nine-year-old daughter a car?
02:19I'm just happy I'm in a position I can do something like that.
02:22Ricky, do you really think it's a good idea to be letting Trini drive around in your car?
02:25Come on, man. We need your help over here, buddy.
02:28Julian, let me tell you a little story about something my dad taught me, okay?
02:32Ricky, no offense, but your dad taught you.
02:36Your dad's kind of a drunk, chronic, VLT gambler put in jail for defrauding the government, you know.
02:42Oh, he's also one of the best fucking fathers a person could have had.
02:45And we're going to be bailing him out of jail later on in the day when we sell the hash.
02:49Anyway, how many of you guys think you're smarter than me?
02:51And who fucking knows? Maybe you are.
02:53One thing I know is when you're growing up, you've got to fucking do illegal shit once in a while
02:56and have a bit of fun and maturnate into a better person.
02:58If you go to jail, you learn a fucking lesson and you don't go to jail after that.
03:02You know, your thoughts might be better than mine,
03:04but I have thoughts going around in my head too about different thinkings
03:07and bringing things that you can use and doing different things
03:10and I think I know what's best for my daughter.
03:12So fuck off and let me fix the brakes for my daughter and then I'll help you with the hash.
03:16You guys don't always know what's best.
03:17My fucking thoughts have feelings of their own too sometimes.
03:24Ricky, what are you talking about?
03:27I don't know, Bubbles.
03:28I don't know.
03:32We've got like seven handles here.
03:34I said 200, Bubbles.
03:35We need 200 handles.
03:38Julian, 200 handles is 200 carts.
03:41That's a lot of fucking carts.
03:43I don't know.
03:43I don't know if I can do it.
03:45It's a lot of work.
03:46Now, what do you mean?
03:47Who's the king of the carts?
03:49Huh?
03:49Oh, Adam.
03:51So I just have to go get the carts.
03:53The way I always do, no pressure and no fucking touching the hash.
03:57But, Bubbles, the beauty of this plan, man,
03:59you don't got to touch the hash.
04:00You just got to collect the carts, man.
04:02That's it.
04:04All right.
04:08Careful with it, boys.
04:11Good luck, buddy.
04:12Going to school.
04:13See you soon.
04:24All right.
04:25Time to get some fucking shopping carts going here.
04:27That's my specialty.
04:29Ricky and Julian probably could have helped me if we need that many fucking carts.
04:32But I guess I'm better at it than anybody.
04:35So this is where I go to get most of them.
04:38This is the fucking gold mine down here.
04:41This is one of the spots I've been coming for years.
04:43It's usually just littered with dirty old fucking carts right here.
04:47Oh, fuck.
04:49Oh, fuck.
04:49Get down.
04:50Get the fuck down.
04:52That's Gary, the head mall cop.
04:54If he sees me, I'm fucked.
04:56We're going to have to wait this one out, boys.
05:00Jesus.
05:01Bubbles.
05:02Fuck.
05:03Bubbles.
05:03Come on out of there.
05:06Bubbles, I know you're in there.
05:07I can see your carts right here, man.
05:09Fuck.
05:11Gary, I'm just having a pee down here.
05:15Bubbles, get up here.
05:16You take my shopping carts, I take your go-carts.
05:19Get here now.
05:20I'm not taking your shopping carts.
05:21I was having a pee.
05:23I didn't want anyone to see my bird.
05:26What's with the carts, Bubbles?
05:28I brought those carts with me.
05:30They're from another mall, Gary.
05:31Another mall?
05:33You're not the one who gets the calls from head office night and day asking about stolen
05:37shopping carts.
05:38You're not the one who waits to go to a Christa Berg concert for three and a half years so
05:42I can go in and miss the encore of Don't Pay the Ferryman because I'm on the phone in
05:46the foyer talking about stolen shopping carts.
05:49I'm the one who gets those calls, Bubbles.
05:51Not you.
05:52Me.
05:52And you know what?
05:53I don't want to get those calls anymore.
05:55Well, why don't you fucking turn your cell phone off, Gary?
05:58Don't fuck with me, Bubbles.
06:08It's not on, Gary.
06:10Well, turn it on!
06:12Start the fucking thing!
06:14I got all this pressure on me to get all these fucking carts and I come down to the mall
06:19and Gary's fucking all over me.
06:23I misjudged their perseverance, I guess.
06:34It's a simple mathematical equation, right?
06:37Julian wants this trailer desperately.
06:40So, if I keep upping the price, he'll do whatever it takes to get the money.
06:51That sexy fucker's smart, right?
06:55Parading around in this fucking tight, tight, tight.
07:03But we're smarter.
07:05You know what we're going to do, right?
07:07When we get Julian behind bars,
07:14we're going to drink this whole bottle of men and then.
07:22Mr. Leahy,
07:23after everyone's gone back to jail,
07:26we're going to stop drinking, right?
07:29Absolutely.
07:30You promised, Mr. Leahy.
07:36What do you hear, Dad?
07:40What were you saying?
07:42You can't say anything.
07:43You keep saying Randy.
07:44Randy!
07:58What you want?
08:01What's your locker number?
08:03One combination?
08:06Why does Daddy always smell like garbage?
08:08Well, your dad smells like garbage
08:09because he has a job picking up garbage.
08:12Remember Mr. Leahy told us that?
08:15God, Leahy's stressing me out.
08:18I really need to get drunk tonight.
08:20Speaking of which,
08:21I think it's a good idea for us to go to bingo,
08:22have a couple drinks,
08:23and let off some steam.
08:24When I drink with Sarah now,
08:25I know when to cut it off.
08:27The only problem is,
08:28sometimes Lucy starts drinking a little bit faster than me,
08:30and I can't keep up,
08:32and then, you know,
08:32she gets way too drunk.
08:34I drank a little bit when I was in high school,
08:36but I'm totally over that now,
08:37and I never, ever get hammered.
08:39It's a waste of a day.
08:41Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
08:42You totally deserve it.
08:43I totally deserve it.
08:44Here's a couple shots to get you started.
08:45Glad you guys are here.
08:46You're going to look after Trin tonight.
08:47No, I can't do that.
08:48We're working for Julian.
08:49Sorry.
08:50I want to hang out with you, buddy.
08:50I can't.
08:51It kind of pissed me off
08:52when Corey and Trevor came in
08:53and said that they wouldn't look after Trinity.
08:55I mean, I told them they were going to,
08:56but I guess it's much better
08:58for them to be working for Julian,
09:00learning some important skills,
09:01than hanging around with Ricky,
09:03driving in that stupid car of his.
09:06I did over two grand today at school,
09:08which is awesome.
09:09I just said,
09:09I'm going to be charged with the fucking money.
09:10My brain's been working good,
09:11so fuck Julian.
09:12It's my money now.
09:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
09:15It's fucking spot check.
09:17I got open liquor.
09:18That's always nice.
09:22Fuck this shit.
09:23I got no insurance or anything anyway.
09:25Let's just get the fuck out of here.
09:28Anyway, I bought a bunch of booze
09:29so I can get drunk,
09:30some smokes,
09:31and when I go bail the old man out of jail,
09:33I plan on still be fucking drunk.
09:35Nice try, boys.
09:37Fucking idiots.
09:39I shouldn't be able to pull you over
09:40for no reason like that.
09:41Fucking cops and their spot check bullshit.
09:53Most of the cars, man.
09:57I crashed.
09:58You're okay, man.
09:59Julian, I hid in the bushes
10:01for 40 fucking minutes
10:02with pine needles
10:03prepping me on the bird,
10:04and that's all I could get.
10:05Who are you hiding from?
10:07Gary, the fucking mall guy.
10:08He was on me like shit to a blanket.
10:11Hey, boys,
10:12we are going to get fucking wasted tonight.
10:14Grab a bottle, boys,
10:14and start drinking.
10:15Smoke some spj's, hash.
10:17Where'd you get all the liquor, man?
10:19Sold some hash, buddy.
10:20Spent some cash.
10:20We're going to have lots.
10:21Who cares?
10:21Here, grab a bottle.
10:23How are we supposed to get your dad
10:24out if you keep spending money, huh?
10:25Julian, there's a whole driveway
10:26full of hash there.
10:27We're going to have lots of money.
10:28Rick, we don't have the money yet, all right?
10:30All right.
10:30Okay, listen.
10:32Go start cutting up the driveway.
10:33We're going to start shipping
10:33that stuff out tonight, okay?
10:35All right.
10:35Where's the rest of the money?
10:36I got a little bit here,
10:37and the rest is in the trunk of the car there.
10:39Okay, well, leave it in the trunk,
10:40put the hash in the trunk,
10:41we're going to use it as a safe, all right?
10:43Listen.
10:45You go back to the mall, okay?
10:46There's going to be some carts there for you.
10:48What do you mean?
10:49I'm going to take care of it, okay?
10:53Holy fuck, what a crash.
10:56I could have been killed.
11:12You guys must think you're pretty tough, eh?
11:14Picking on my friend Bubbles, huh?
11:16I was just doing my job, Julian.
11:17What do you think he was doing?
11:18How do you think he makes a limit?
11:19How do you think he feeds his carts, huh?
11:21I don't know.
11:21Take your finger off the trigger.
11:23Please take your finger.
11:23Shh, shh, shh.
11:24Listen.
11:25All right, this is what I want you to do.
11:27Listen.
11:27You take all those carts,
11:28you throw them over the bank, all right?
11:30Absolutely.
11:30That's all I want you to do, okay?
11:32Yes.
11:33And you're not going to call the cops, are you?
11:34No.
11:37What the fuck is he doing with that driveway?
11:40Looks like he's repaving it, Mr. Lee.
11:42I told him it looked like shit.
11:44What a job.
11:45Poor 30 in the afternoon.
11:46He's drunk already.
11:47Should be quite a night, Randy.
11:49We're already drunk, too, Mr. Lee.
11:51Randy.
12:01Oh, first try.
12:11All right.
12:12Brett.
12:12Ricky.
12:14Hey.
12:14Hey, Liz.
12:15Listen, will you take care of Trin?
12:16Sarah and I want to go to the bingo and get a couple of drinks.
12:19I was going to have some drinks, too.
12:20Yeah, I'll wait till later, I guess.
12:22I want to get drunk later.
12:23Do you want to get drunk with me?
12:24Yeah, okay.
12:24I'll do that.
12:25Hey, if you guys are getting drunk later,
12:27who's going to take care of this kid here?
12:28Well, I've got 60 bucks for her to say
12:30that maybe you'll look after.
12:32For her to say?
12:33Yeah.
12:33I've got $60 for her to say
12:34that you'll babysit her.
12:35Okay.
12:3680 bucks for her to say, I'll do it.
12:3880 bucks?
12:38Okay.
12:41Okay.
12:43Actually, Lucy, here's some money for you.
12:45Have some drinks, but don't get too drunk, all right?
12:46I don't want you to pass out or whatever.
12:48I want to see you later.
12:48Well, if I pass out, I won't be any use to anyone, right?
12:51So...
12:51That's what I'm saying.
12:51Don't pass out.
12:52Just have, like, five or six drinks or whatever.
12:54I never do that.
12:55It'll be fun.
12:55Can I have some money for school supplies?
12:57Sure.
12:59You know, Ricky, I think it's really cool
13:01that you're spending time with your daughter.
13:02Thanks, Sarah.
13:03Okay.
13:03Be good and be careful.
13:04Yeah.
13:04Bye.
13:06Want to learn how to do some body work to the car?
13:07Try to get it inspected?
13:09Sure.
13:10Daddy used to steal inspection stickers,
13:12but then, you know, he kind of went to court one time
13:14and almost went to jail,
13:14so now it's just easier to do the body work.
13:16So we've got to fill holes like this.
13:17This little bit of rust here is fine,
13:19but see where there's a hole right there?
13:20Yeah.
13:21We've got to fill that.
13:34Nice.
13:35Where'd you get all the carrots?
13:37I don't know what Julian did down there, Ricky,
13:39but it's a gold mine down at the mall.
13:42Come on, Ricky, you stare at the front.
13:44Looks like a bunch of drunks
13:45playing with shopping carrots, Mr. Leahy.
13:47Shit flowers, Randy.
13:50Maybe they've turned a new leaf
13:51ever since they saw how you took care of Ray and Jayron.
13:54From a distance, they look like ordinary flowers, Randy.
13:57But when you get right down,
13:58stick your nose in them,
13:59you realize they're shit flowers
14:01and there's a whole fucking bouquet there
14:02right in front of Ray's trailer.
14:05Well, Mr. Leahy.
14:06Randy.
14:08Shit, man.
14:18Rickie, I need more hash logs.
14:24Hey, what's popping, Kermit?
14:28Want to see if we can get the car to go to the store?
14:31Rickie, I don't want to be Mr. Complainy,
14:32but I don't like having all that hash in my shed.
14:35Oh, bubs, the faster we get this in the handles,
14:37the faster it gets out of here.
14:39Roll up another hash log then, for fuck's sake.
14:42Not back here, sweetie.
14:43Not back here.
14:45I'm always with me and Kermit down at the store.
14:47Can I take the car?
14:49No, you can't.
14:49But what you can do is take the car,
14:51go down to the edge of the trailer park and park it.
14:53Get out, lock the doors, go to the store,
14:54get what you need.
14:55Actually, get me a couple bags of chips.
14:57Dressed all over in zesty morden.
14:59And just come back here after that when you're done.
15:01All right?
15:02Yep.
15:02Put your seatbelts on.
15:03Don't leave the park, Trent, all right?
15:05Okay.
15:07When you're a kid, doing stuff that's legal
15:08is a lot more fun than doing stuff that's legal.
15:10So I let her take the car.
15:11She's only driving around the park.
15:12It's no big deal.
15:13I told her to put her seatbelt on.
15:14I don't see the problem with that.
15:15Lucy might have a problem, but she's at Bingo.
15:17So what Lucy doesn't know, won't learn her.
15:22What's up, Jim?
15:23Hey, boys.
15:25All right, listen up.
15:25This is Sunnyvale right here, okay?
15:27You've got to drive the carts to the Picto Shopping Mall,
15:29which is right there.
15:30Drop the carts off in the parking lot.
15:32Buddy's going to pick them up later.
15:33Can you do that?
15:34I mean, Julian, I don't know if Julian told you this,
15:36but he told me that things go a lot smoother
15:38when he's working with us
15:39and when he's working with Ricky.
15:40So that's like a really high compliment coming from him.
15:43Yeah.
15:44What the fuck are you looking at, Trevor?
15:45Huh?
15:45What's up, Ricky?
15:46What's up, my cock, Trevor?
15:47How about that, you skinny little fucking weasel?
15:49Ricky?
15:50You're not even supposed to be talking to me.
15:51Get away from me.
15:52Trevor, that's enough.
15:53Ricky, that's enough.
15:54I'm not afraid of Ricky.
15:55I know that.
15:56I don't know about you.
15:56Yeah, well, we let him come close to us.
15:59Like, we wave the peace bond all the time
16:01and we let him within 10 feet of us.
16:02I think he knows that's pretty cool of us, too.
16:05I'm pretty sure he might be even intimidated a little bit by us.
16:08He's afraid.
16:09What if we drove down Midnight Pass Road?
16:11No, man.
16:12Should we go up this one?
16:12We stop at Miramar's arcade right there.
16:15Fuck.
16:16Don't any idiots mind telling me
16:17there was only 10 fucking carts left in that truck instead of 20?
16:19Yeah, we had to move 10 off, dude.
16:21Oh, yeah, we had to move 10 off.
16:21Did you hear that, Julian?
16:22Precious little corny Trevor fucked up.
16:24They took 10 carts off the goddamn load.
16:25The order's for 10 carts, Rick.
16:27You fucked up.
16:30What the fuck are you looking at, Trevor?
16:34Fucked up, Ricky.
16:35You know what else?
16:35You've been wearing the same dirty clothes
16:36since you got out of jail.
16:38You fucked up, man.
16:40What did you just say to me?
16:41Uh-oh.
16:44Knock, knock, Trevor.
16:46I'm not going to say who's there, man.
16:47You just did, you fucking idiot.
16:50Ricky, Ricky!
16:51Ricky, what are you doing, man?
16:53What are you doing, Ricky?
16:54Boys, boys.
16:56We're supposed to be working like a team here.
16:58Rick, do you want to be on a winning team
16:59that makes a shitload of money
17:00or do you want to be on a losing team
17:02that goes to jail, huh?
17:03Apologize to him.
17:04I'm apologizing to him.
17:05Corey, move.
17:07Apologize to him.
17:10I'm sorry I ripped your pants off, Trevor.
17:12It's all right, Rick.
17:13You shit happens, man.
17:14You want your pocket back?
17:16Yeah, Trevor, here's some gas money.
17:17You guys can leave now.
17:18Corey, get over here.
17:20Gas money.
17:20And there's 20 for a new pair of pants.
17:23Thanks a lot, Julian.
17:24All right, no speeding.
17:25Put on your seatbelts.
17:25Don't fuck around.
17:27See you later, Ricky.
17:29Do a good job, boys.
17:32Ricky ripped his fucking pants right off.
17:35I don't know what happened, man.
17:36I'm just so stressed out lately.
17:38I fucked up.
17:40He was fucking standing up to me, though.
17:44He better watch himself
17:45or he's going to lose a fucking friend,
17:46I'll tell you that.
17:51The cops!
17:52The cops!
17:54The cops!
17:56Truck in the back of tomorrow's grip!
17:58Randy, get out of that car right now.
18:02There they are, Randy.
18:04Hello, gentlemen.
18:06Hey, Jules.
18:07Having a little drinky poo?
18:09Tasty, isn't it?
18:10A couple of drinks on a hot day.
18:12Hey, we're just here to do a lot water test.
18:14Randy, we're just here to do a lot water test.
18:16Boys, just take a second.
18:17Lady, I live in a tent.
18:18I have a shed.
18:19Lady, I don't have water.
18:21Listen here, Captain Drunketycock.
18:22None of us have water,
18:23so I don't need any of this crap.
18:24At Ricky, destruction of property, Rick.
18:27Barb says we've got full authority to do tests.
18:30That's Randy right.
18:31I'm sorry.
18:31You do have full authority.
18:32To fuck right off and fuck off good, okay?
18:34You can fuck off too, Mr. Lady.
18:36How about the pants come off, Rick?
18:37And I kick the shit out of you.
18:39Take them off, Randy.
18:40It's gonna happen.
18:40It's coming off.
18:41It's going right now.
18:42Come on.
18:42I'm going to want to fight you for a while.
18:43Give me a little whack.
18:44Come on, Ricky.
18:45Give me a little whack.
18:46Come on, Ricky.
18:47Give me a little whack.
18:48Watch out, Ricky.
18:48His pants are off.
18:49I don't care.
18:50His pants are off.
18:51Come on, Ricky.
18:52Come on.
18:52Give me a little crap.
18:53Give me a little crap.
18:54I'm right there.
18:55I'm free one.
18:56Come on.
18:56I'm going to fucking crank him.
18:57Ricky, fucking give him one.
18:58Baby, Ricky.
18:59You deserve it, Ricky.
19:01Fucking stay out of the train.
19:02Come on, Ricky.
19:03Come on.
19:03You see your coat, Ricky?
19:04Come on.
19:05How do you like that?
19:06Come on, Ricky.
19:07Come on, Ricky.
19:08Come on, Ricky.
19:08Give me a little hit right there.
19:09You got it.
19:10Just once, Ricky.
19:11Don't do it, Ricky.
19:11Ricky.
19:13Come here.
19:16Jesus, are you all right?
19:17You're droning it.
19:18What's going on?
19:19Trin was just arrested.
19:20What?
19:21Where is she?
19:24All right, it's good for 1489.
19:25Oh, is this shit?
19:26Huh?
19:28Trin, what are you doing in there?
19:30Easy, Ricky.
19:31Easy.
19:31Take it easy.
19:31Why don't you take it easy, you dick?
19:32It's my daughter.
19:33If Trinity was drinking and driving, I mean, that would be a big deal.
19:36But she wasn't.
19:36She had my open liquor in the car going to the store to get her dad a bag of chips.
19:39Which, what the fuck is the big problem with that?
19:41She shouldn't be taking downtown for that shit.
19:43The car didn't do anything wrong.
19:44Why the fuck are you throwing that away?
19:46You got no inspection?
19:47It's not registered?
19:48Didn't buy a minor while in possession of alcohol?
19:50That means impound, Rick.
19:51That's the law.
19:52Well, can I at least get my stuff out of there, please, first?
19:54Why, did you forget something, Ricky?
19:55Like, your daughter, maybe?
19:57Oh, it's very funny, sir.
19:58Don't think so, Rick.
19:59Trinity, Daddy's going to take care of this, all right?
20:02Don't tell them your name, don't tell them where you live, none of that stuff.
20:05We're both adults, and I was thinking, you know, maybe you and I could find a way that
20:08we could possibly pull it together.
20:10Yeah, well, maybe we could work out charging you with attempting to bribe a police officer
20:13for sexual favors, so we could work that out.
20:15Jesus.
20:15Randy's.
20:17Guess not, eh?
20:17Hey, we're cool.
20:18We're cool.
20:19Come on, Liz.
20:21I think Lucy behaved completely appropriately for what was going on.
20:26She got a little upset.
20:27I think any good mother would get a little bit upset when her daughter's being arrested.
20:32Jillian, just clear it out.
20:33My big concern is there's 12 pounds of hash in the trunk and a bunch of her money, and
20:36I have no idea how we're going to get that the fuck out of the impound, but I guess we'll
20:39figure it out.
20:40But I'm a good dad.
20:41I'm a fucking great dad.
20:42I'm going to teach her some stuff.
20:44I think her getting taken away by the cops is good for her.
20:46She'll learn from that.
20:47She'll probably be a better kid because of it.
20:48Worked for me.
20:49I turned out great.
20:50Fuck off, George.
20:56Boys, am I the only one freaking out here?
20:59Like, we're going to jail forever.
21:01The hash is in the car, Julian.
21:02We're not going to jail, all right?
21:04If the cops were going to search the car, they would have been here hours ago.
21:07We just got to get that car out of impound.
21:10There's probably them now.
21:11Come in.
21:13What's up, dude?
21:14We've done everything.
21:16Went perfectly, Julian.
21:17We never fucked up once, man.
21:18Where's the new pants?
21:19Well, I spent the money at the food court.
21:21Here, Ricky.
21:22This is for you because I fucked up earlier, man.
21:24Enjoy it.
21:24You did fuck up, Trevor.
21:25Thanks.
21:31So maybe we'll hang out later?
21:46You guys want anything down at the store?
21:47Pop or chips or anything?
21:48Boys, did you not notice there was a big awkward silence here when you said bye the first time?
21:54And now you're doing basically the same thing and it's just going to happen again?
22:00See how this is working?
22:01Just go, boys.
22:03All right.
22:03So we'll see you later then, dude.
22:07Boys, just when the cops get here, tell them I won't resist.
22:10I'll just be in my shed hyperventilating.
22:14Look, Rick, Rick.
22:16I know your family's in jail and your car's impounded and everything looks shitty right
22:19now, but you've got to stay focused, man.
22:20Keep that stick on the eyes, all right?
22:23Things are going to turn around, bud.
22:25All right.