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00:07How's it going, Ray?
00:08Hey, Bubbles, how you doing, buddy?
00:10Listen, you don't have any liquor on you, do you, buddy?
00:12Oh, I did have a bit of Christmas liquor, but somebody took it.
00:17Julian took your liquor?
00:19Yeah.
00:21You don't have any food in there, do you, Ray?
00:22Anything at all?
00:23You know, Bubbles, I got...
00:25Don't tell anybody, but I got a few cans of ravi all year.
00:28Oh, man.
00:29Fuck, I...
00:30I got some ravioli.
00:31Hurry.
00:32I had...
00:34Ricky!
00:36Rick!
00:38Rick, where the fuck's my ravioli?
00:40Ricky?
00:42Hmm?
00:43Ricky.
00:43My ravioli.
00:45I had nine cans of ravioli in the cupboard.
00:47It's all gone.
00:47What's to do with it?
00:49I don't know, Dad.
00:52I had one can, I think.
00:55Well, where are the other eight?
00:59Wait.
01:00Fucking Julian took my ravioli and your liquor bubbles?
01:06Rick, is the coast clear there, buddy?
01:09Yeah, it's clear, Dad.
01:10Cut her, Rick.
01:11Fucking Julian.
01:17No, no, no.
01:18Ray, Ray, Ray, what are you doing?
01:19Ray, give me my drink, Ray.
01:20Julian, no.
01:21Look, you took all of my ravioli.
01:23Ravioli.
01:23You took all of my ravioli.
01:24You took all of my ravioli.
01:24Liquor, go away.
01:25I'm drinking this.
01:25You eat all of your ravioli.
01:26This is my fucking drink.
01:27Once you fuck with my dad, I'm in the fight.
01:29That's just the way it is.
01:30It's family shit.
01:31So I jumped in and all hell broke loose.
01:34Boys, there's something wrong with this thing.
01:36Are you all right?
01:37Julian, if I don't get a fucking drop of liquor into me, I'm going to fucking snap.
01:40You just had a bunch of drinks there, Ray.
01:42When?
01:42What the fuck's this about, anyway?
01:44Break it up.
01:45What?
01:45I ate the ravioli, okay?
01:47I got stoned last night.
01:48I was fucked up because Lucy's been ignoring me and shit.
01:50I didn't think I ate nine cans, but maybe.
01:53I mean, nobody wants to admit to eat nine cans of ravioli, but I did.
01:57I'm ashamed of myself, but the first can doesn't count.
01:59Then you get to the second, and then the third, and the fourth and fifth, I think I burned
02:02with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eating.
02:05I'm sorry.
02:06Fuck.
02:07Ricky.
02:07I've got to get my trailer back.
02:09I can't fucking live with you guys anymore.
02:11Thanks, Ray.
02:11Hey, who gave you a drink of liquor the other day, Julian?
02:14The guy in the chair.
02:15I can't do a bunch of fucking drinks, Ray.
02:17You spilled half of it.
02:19Wasn't there a book or something you can read that'll figure this out?
02:21Fuck off, Ricky.
03:06What do you do, Mr. Leahy?
03:07Shit moths, Randy.
03:09Shit moths?
03:09Shit moths.
03:11They started off as tiny little shit larva, Randy, and then they grew into shit-a-pillars.
03:17A pandemic of shit-a-pillars.
03:19Everywhere you look, Randy, shit-a-pillars.
03:22They almost drove me over the goddamn edge, boy.
03:25I tried to exterminate them.
03:27I tried to put an end to the shit-a-pillars life cycle.
03:29But I failed.
03:32And now...
03:34Shit moths, Randy.
03:37Every fucking one of them.
03:40Shit moths.
03:42Are you okay, Mr. Leahy?
03:45A hundred percent, Randy.
03:48Jim Leahy is back.
03:50It's time for drinking, bud.
03:52I got a little airing for you to run.
03:53You up for it?
03:54Sure.
03:55I want you to take this over to Ray's trailer.
03:58It's an eviction notice.
04:00In the forest, right in front of me.
04:02For the trees, it's a social disease.
04:04And all them other empty-a-mack-like, please.
04:07Please, Jays are always saying you're so hot.
04:09Get the Jones, loud enough, boys.
04:11Fuck, do you want to please dive for liquor?
04:15You can keep on drinking them empty liquor bottles,
04:17you know what I'm saying?
04:18Or you can help yourself to one of these full motherfuckers.
04:22Well, nothing to do with your greasy, old cheesy porn, J-Rock.
04:24Yeah, J-Rock, fuck off.
04:26All right, we'll fight some motherfuckers
04:27who are down with food and liquor and hoes.
04:30I really don't want to be in another one of J-Rock's grease films.
04:34even though I have been in a couple of them so far,
04:37but I'm really hungry.
04:39What kind of food do you have, J-Rock?
04:42Not much, Bubbles, you know what I'm saying?
04:44Just some peanut butter motherfuckers and some pop charts,
04:46frosted brown sugar, see?
04:47Got some of those.
04:48You got liquor there, J-Rock?
04:50All kinds of liquor, Ray.
04:51You gonna give us free liquor?
04:53Well, it ain't free.
04:54You gotta be in the DVD.
04:55That's right, J-Rock's Greasy Trailer Park Girl's Gone Wild, dog.
04:59Anybody up in the park knows we shooting this DVD, dog.
05:01J-Rock's Greasy Trailer Park Girl's Gone Wild.
05:04That's right, we're gonna have all kinds of bonus features,
05:06you know what I'm saying?
05:06My video for Microphone Assassin,
05:08my video for my new joint, you know what I'm saying?
05:09Tregler Park Life.
05:11I ain't doing any greasy shit, man.
05:12I'll do something for you.
05:13You got free liquor, I'll do it.
05:15Dad, what do you think?
05:16Come on, Rick.
05:17You're not gonna be a stupid idiot.
05:18Yeah, yeah, come on.
05:19He's got free liquor over here.
05:19Come on, buddy.
05:20Let's go over here.
05:20Get drunk, come on, man.
05:21Come on, over here.
05:22We'll be checking for you.
05:23Bubbles, you'll be over, buddy.
05:24It's clear, Ray.
05:25It's clear.
05:26Ricky, you want to be up in the DVD,
05:28you know what I'm saying?
05:28Spend some time with Lucy.
05:29She's my feature performer, dog.
05:31Okay, let me put it to you this way.
05:33A couple of years ago,
05:34I wouldn't have done it.
05:35But, like, now that I've got these cans,
05:37I figure I may as well, you know, show them off, you know?
05:39Yeah, that's cool.
05:40I can understand that.
05:41But this video is gonna be around for fucking ever.
05:44Well, let's clean up this driveway, Rick.
05:46Looks like shit.
05:47Can't Corey and Trevor fucking clean it up?
05:49Nope.
05:50Came the day off, bud.
05:51You gave Corey and Trevor the day off.
05:53Your little precious Corey and Trevor,
05:55ooh, I'll give them a day off
05:56and won't give me a fucking day off.
05:57I work fucking 80 hours a week.
05:59So do I.
06:00We're kind of like supervisors, though.
06:02What the fuck do you want, Randy?
06:03Boys, I don't want any trouble with you.
06:05I'm here to see Ray to give him some documents.
06:07Well, he's not here, all right?
06:08So fuck off.
06:09Well, where is he?
06:11Do you see him?
06:13Ray!
06:14He's not here.
06:14He went the fuck off.
06:15Get out of here.
06:16Well, I gotta give him these documents, Ricky.
06:17Give them to me.
06:18No, I can't give them to you.
06:19She can.
06:19Give them to me.
06:20I can't.
06:20They're eviction papers, Ricky.
06:22He's gotta get out of here, man.
06:23This place is all burnt, looks like shit.
06:25Look, the coach is burnt, trailer's burnt.
06:28Driveway looks like crap.
06:29What's your fucking eviction?
06:30Get the fuck out of here.
06:31Get the fuck out of here.
06:32Leave the driveway and us alone.
06:33Leave Mr. Leahy out of this, Mr. Friggin' Dick.
06:37Oh, Mr. Drunk Guy backed his trailer
06:38fucking probably loaded, passed out.
06:40Yeah, leave him alone.
06:41Ricky, I'm gonna take my pants off
06:43and kick your ass.
06:44I've wanted to since you got out of jail.
06:45You mentioned one more thing about Leahy.
06:47That's gonna happen, bud.
06:48One more.
06:49Yeah.
06:50He's a drunk, crazy fucking lunatic.
06:53I hate him.
06:53Fuck him.
06:54And fuck you.
06:56What are you doing?
06:57I didn't want this to happen.
06:58I told you.
06:59I kept anyone in trouble.
07:00Stand down.
07:00Get out of here.
07:01Why are you gonna take your pants off
07:02and fight me?
07:02They're a little tight, Rick,
07:03and I wanna kick your ass.
07:05Well, fucking get them off then.
07:05Let's go.
07:06Ricky.
07:07Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
07:08Don't touch my pants, Ricky.
07:09They're mine.
07:10That's enough.
07:10They're my friggin' pants.
07:11That's enough.
07:12Randy, that's enough.
07:12If I wanna take my pants off,
07:13I'll take them off.
07:15Listen.
07:15Let's get it on, Randy.
07:16Listen to me.
07:16Ray's over there at J-Rocks.
07:18So get away from us.
07:19All right?
07:20Get.
07:20Hey, hey, hey.
07:21That's enough.
07:22Come on.
07:23Move along.
07:23Let's go.
07:24Give me that back.
07:26Ricky.
07:26Fucking lucky.
07:27I can't talk into that right now.
07:28I'll tell you that.
07:29You guys are jerks.
07:30I'm telling you right now.
07:31Fuck you, Randy.
07:32Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:33One more thing.
07:34I'm telling Mr. Leahy
07:34every word about this.
07:35No, no.
07:36Listen.
07:36Listen to me.
07:37Stop decorating my trailer.
07:38It looks like shit.
07:38I'm buying it back soon.
07:39All right?
07:41Frick you, Rick!
07:44Dicks!
07:55It's awful, Mr. Leahy.
07:56Ricky's being refractory again.
07:58What happened, Randy?
08:00Oh, he tried to fight me
08:01and ripped my pants off.
08:03Did you serve Ray
08:03the eviction notice?
08:04No, I didn't get a chance to, Mr. Leahy.
08:07He's over at J-Rocks.
08:08Fuck!
08:10Birds of a shit feather
08:11flock together, Randy.
08:13But I got a feeling
08:14Ray is going to be
08:15the first to fall.
08:17Coup de gras, boy.
08:19When they're gone,
08:20we can rent their lots
08:21out to nice, respectable people.
08:23Right, Mr. Leahy?
08:24That's absolutely right.
08:25Randy,
08:26I can almost feel this
08:28going down right now, boy.
08:30I've known Ray
08:31for close to 30 years.
08:34I knew him
08:35when he drove a rig.
08:36He was a loser then.
08:38He's a loser now.
08:40But I was by one golden rule.
08:43You don't cross my shitline,
08:45I don't cross your shitline.
08:46But when he told everybody
08:48that I was drinking again,
08:49he crossed the goddamn shitline.
08:54I'm shooting a DVD today
08:55up in this piece,
08:56you know what I mean?
08:59Ray, this is going to be greasy.
09:01Should we be doing this?
09:02Don't worry, Bubbles,
09:02nobody's ever going to see this, buddy.
09:04What's up, bubs?
09:04You ready to get drunk
09:05and dirty, motherfucker?
09:06Well, I'll get dirty, J-Rock,
09:08if you need me to.
09:09Let's get the food going.
09:11J-Rock, how about some liquors
09:12for the guy in the chair here, buddy?
09:13It's free liquors,
09:14what you said.
09:15All right, Ray, I promise.
09:16Trevor,
09:17let's get some drinks for Ray,
09:18you know what I'm saying?
09:18The man in the chair
09:19gets some drizzings
09:20up in his piece.
09:21Garbage, give me the bottle, buddy.
09:23Thanks.
09:23You said food, too, though, J-Rock.
09:25What about those garlic fingers?
09:26Man, you'll get food
09:26as soon as we shoot the DVD bubbles.
09:28Just calm down and relax, man.
09:29Can't we have it now, though?
09:30Something?
09:30No, you B.
09:32I can't have motherfuckers
09:33on my video
09:33eating hot dogs
09:34and chicken fingers and shit.
09:35Ray!
09:36Come on, Ray, man.
09:37Come on, now.
09:38You know what I'm saying?
09:39Ray ain't right, you man.
09:40You just spilled it all over me here.
09:42Well, then suck it out your shirt, you B.
09:44I said you can have a couple drinks,
09:45not a whole bottle.
09:46There's a couple drinks
09:46on my shirt there, man.
09:47You might as well
09:48keep the whole bottle now, man.
09:49Keep the bottle,
09:50but that's all you get
09:50for the rest of the day,
09:51you know what I'm saying?
09:51You gotta possess yourself, man.
09:53When we're keeping it real,
09:54that's why we have
09:54real-looking motherfuckers,
09:55you know what I'm saying?
09:56Like Ray and Bubbles
09:57and Corey and Trevor,
09:58so that when motherfuckers buy it
09:59in the grocery store
09:59watching in the hotel,
10:00they see it themselves represented, right?
10:02See, that wardrobe is whack.
10:03Shit is whack, man.
10:04You need new get-up, man.
10:05We ain't doing truckers gone wild,
10:06you know what I'm saying?
10:07J-Rock, you said real, man.
10:09You wanted to real.
10:09This is what I am.
10:10This is real.
10:11It's too real, man.
10:12You got some other shit
10:13you can put on
10:13or some shit, man?
10:17Lucy, I need to talk to you.
10:22She's looking really
10:22being J-Rock's
10:23little grease film, is she?
10:25It's none of your business, Ricky.
10:26Oh, I need to talk to her.
10:27No, I don't want you
10:28to go inside, okay?
10:28Sarah, I've been fucking
10:29fighting people all day
10:30and I don't want to,
10:31but I will fight you
10:31if I have to.
10:32I gotta talk to her.
10:33I'll fight you if I have to.
10:35What the fuck
10:35should I let you inside for?
10:37Fine, let's fight then.
10:39Is that what you want?
10:39I just want to talk to her
10:40for two minutes
10:40and try to convince her
10:41not to be in a porno film.
10:42It's the mother of my child.
10:45Okay, you got two minutes.
10:46Thank you, Sarah.
10:50Lucy, I heard you're
10:51going to be in one
10:52of J-Rock's films
10:52or some shit.
10:53Is that true?
10:54Please tell me it's not.
10:55What's the big fucking difference?
10:56You did the same thing
10:57a couple of years ago
10:58in your J-Rock porno movie.
11:00Do you remember?
11:00Nobody saw that
11:01and I didn't really do anything.
11:02I didn't get it on with anyone.
11:04Right, you had a little problem
11:05in that area, didn't you?
11:06Yeah, I couldn't quite.
11:06I forgot about that.
11:07Lucy, I don't want
11:08the mother of my child
11:08in some porno flick
11:09that's going to be
11:09any grocery stores
11:10and convenience stores.
11:11People taking it home
11:12in the living room
11:13and you're going to be
11:13on their TV.
11:14Yeah.
11:15I don't want that.
11:15What the fuck is your problem?
11:17You got nothing to do with it.
11:18It's not a big deal.
11:18I thought we were
11:19kind of getting back together here.
11:20You know what?
11:21I don't have time
11:21to talk with you
11:22about this right now
11:23because I'm fucking late
11:24but you're welcome
11:25to come watch.
11:26See you later.
11:28Good job talking
11:29a road a bit, Rick.
11:30T, you rolling, man?
11:31Yeah, man.
11:32We're good to go, man.
11:33Just need to get
11:33some smoke up in this mop.
11:35You know what I'm saying, Ray?
11:36This is the tightest thing
11:37you've ever seen in your life.
11:38You know what I mean?
11:39So you're going to dance
11:40for that motherfucking chair
11:41right there.
11:41You know what I'm saying?
11:42And at a certain point,
11:43you're going to put your hand
11:44on your head
11:44when you're dancing
11:45and Ray, we're going to
11:46get you up out the chair.
11:47You know what I'm saying?
11:48It's going to be tight.
11:48I think I should probably
11:49just sit here and drink.
11:50No, you know what I'm saying?
11:51The dancers have the power
11:52to heal, though.
11:52That's the whole point
11:53of the DVD, right?
11:55Look at that, Mr. Leahy.
11:57Well, I'll be.
11:59Little Jamie's got
12:00a smoke machine.
12:03I'm going to go
12:03give this to Ray.
12:05Not so fast, deputy.
12:07What do you mean?
12:08We've got to give these to Ray.
12:09I know he's in there, Mr. Leahy.
12:11Randy, sometimes
12:12it's a lot better
12:13to watch a shit tree grow
12:15than to try to shake
12:16the shit fruit out of it.
12:18No, stand up, Ray.
12:19Stand up and then
12:20take a drink, boy.
12:23That's what you're looking.
12:24That's right.
12:25Now you've got to dance.
12:26Go stand up.
12:27Dance right now.
12:28Dance.
12:31Cut.
12:32Bubbles, you know what I'm saying?
12:34I need you to get a greasy bee.
12:36Get them shits off,
12:37then, if you need to.
12:37But I need to see
12:38some ass slap.
12:39You know what I mean?
12:40Well, J-Rock's making
12:41his little grease film here,
12:43and he thought it's appropriate
12:45for me to just start
12:46slapping that lady on her bum,
12:48but I'm not comfortable
12:50doing that, to tell you the truth.
12:52I mean, I don't even know her.
12:53I can't just walk up
12:54and start slapping her
12:56badonkadonk.
12:57J-Rock's previous works
12:59that I was in,
13:00I mean, I...
13:01was playing a different character.
13:03Like Corporal Alexi,
13:04I played in
13:05From Russia With The Love Bone,
13:06and I played a lumberjack
13:08in The Bear Pimp Project,
13:09but now I'm just being myself.
13:11I mean, I don't want to be
13:12known as the guy
13:13that just walks up
13:14and slaps badonkadonks.
13:16Hey, you down with feet?
13:18Me too, B.
13:19You know what I'm saying?
13:20There's all kinds of feet
13:21up in J-Rock's trailer park,
13:22girls gone wild.
13:23All kinds of girls, too.
13:24Wild girls.
13:25Like this girl right here,
13:26she my girl from way back, right?
13:27And this girl over here,
13:29you know what I'm saying?
13:29We used to be real tight.
13:30Now we're, all right,
13:31but we still roll together,
13:33you know what I'm saying?
13:33You could roll with
13:34shorties like this, too,
13:35you know what I'm saying?
13:35If you buy J-Rock's trailer park,
13:37girls gone wild.
13:38Now, IT,
13:39grab the camera, B.
13:40You rolling?
13:41Yeah, we're good to go.
13:42All right.
13:43Bubbles, this here's the big scene,
13:44you know what I'm saying?
13:44It's the bubble scene
13:45before the bubble bath, B.
13:46So you gotta spin some bubbles
13:47up in that, motherfucker.
13:48You ladies is drinking, right?
13:50You wild, right?
13:50You drinking,
13:51you dancing all up on bubbles,
13:52you know what I'm saying?
13:52You can't stand how wild
13:53them bubbles is.
13:54All right, Bubbles?
13:55Yep.
13:55You know what I'm saying?
13:56Introduce yourself,
13:57blow some bubbles,
13:57go land some hot dogs,
13:58right, J-Rock?
13:59Yeah, that's right.
14:00You got all kinds of food
14:00for you, motherfucker,
14:01but this scene's really important.
14:02We gotta get it first,
14:03you know what I mean?
14:03Yep.
14:04All right, action.
14:05All right.
14:06This is Bubbles and J-Rock's trailer park,
14:09girls gone wild.
14:11Keeping it real.
14:13Keeping the bubbles going.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Man, cut.
14:16Ray, truck driving,
14:18passed out Phantom 309,
14:19motherfucker.
14:20There's nothing wrong
14:21with a guy having a few drinks,
14:22you know what I mean?
14:23Church.
14:23Mingling with the people and shit,
14:24but the guy had fucking,
14:25a whole fucking core to himself.
14:27He got smashed,
14:28he's fucked up out of his mind,
14:30wheeling through shots backwards,
14:32fucking everything up, man.
14:33He doesn't even know
14:34how much we spent
14:35on all this equipment
14:35to get shit rolling right, man.
14:37It ain't right,
14:38it ain't tight.
14:41Holy frick, Mr. Lee.
14:42Look.
14:43Hit the jackpot.
14:44Mr. Stupid didn't even
14:45hide the evidence, Randy.
14:47Get your shit basket out.
14:48We're about to start harvesting.
14:50Time to call in the heavies.
14:52Mr. Lee.
14:53I'd like to speak
14:54to the parcel pickup manager, please.
14:57Yeah.
14:58Jim Leahy here.
14:59Sunnyvale trailer park.
15:01What the fuck are you guys
15:01doing over there, man?
15:03We're just looking for it.
15:04You guys are over here
15:05snooping around, man.
15:06Excuse me.
15:07We're just checking things out here.
15:08Hey, Leahy, man.
15:09Get the fuck out of here, man.
15:10Listen, Tyler.
15:11No.
15:11You don't have to get moti.
15:12Oh, now you're calling me Tyler.
15:13It's not Tyler.
15:14It's T.
15:15I beg your pardon, Mr. T.
15:16We're just checking things out.
15:18Now you got jokes, right?
15:19Now you got jokes.
15:20Listen, I'm out of your face, Tyler.
15:22Yes, get out of here, man.
15:22Get the fuck out of here, man.
15:24You too.
15:24Get out of here, Rainey.
15:25You weren't doing anything.
15:26There's no cheeseburgers back there.
15:27Hey, keep your hands off them.
15:28Do you understand me?
15:29Well, you guys get off
15:30this property then.
15:31This is not your property.
15:32There's no kitties here.
15:32Yeah, there's no kitties.
15:34There's no cheeseburgers
15:35or there's no liquor.
15:36Get the fuck out of here.
15:39Lucy White's doing this to me.
15:40If it's put the money
15:41fucking up here twice as much
15:42as J-Rock
15:42not to be in the goddamn thing.
15:44Ricky, you don't have
15:44any fucking money, remember?
15:46Ricky, who gives a shit?
15:48It doesn't matter.
15:48I'm not going to be
15:49taking off most of my clothes
15:50and no one ever sees the shit
15:52that J-Rock makes anyway.
15:53J-Rock, what the fuck
15:54is going on here?
15:55I'm trying to shoot my DVD, Ricky.
15:57I'm sorry.
15:58The performer's late.
15:59Hey, man, I'm sorry we're late.
16:00It's not our fault.
16:01Have you got the money?
16:03I already shot the shit
16:04that you were supposed to do,
16:05you know what I'm saying?
16:05Oh, fuck, J-Rock.
16:07You can do some of the
16:07freakiest shit, though,
16:08you know what I mean?
16:09If you want to, girl.
16:11Hi.
16:12Like, what kind of bad shit?
16:13Lucy.
16:13Come on inside
16:14and we'll talk about it.
16:14I'm not going to be
16:15in your fucking video.
16:16This is going to be fine.
16:16Lucy, please don't do this.
16:18Oh, Ricky, give me a break.
16:19How the fuck did my dad
16:20get so drunk?
16:22Trying to make a court, Ricky.
16:24Dad.
16:26Dad, are you all right?
16:28I love you, buddy.
16:31My fuck.
16:33Lucy, I don't want you
16:34being with other people,
16:35all right?
16:36I thought we were
16:37kind of together again
16:37right now.
16:39I don't know.
16:40This is fucked up.
16:40I don't want you
16:41being a porno flick.
16:44J-Rock.
16:45Oh, my fuck.
16:46It's a 5-0 up
16:47in this piece, T.
16:48Don't worry, buddy.
16:49We're going to be
16:49all right.
16:50Ladies there, too, T.
16:51Oh, fuck.
16:51It's a fucking LB, too.
16:53That's a fucking law,
16:54bitch, from the grocery store,
16:55you man.
16:56Who are you pointing at,
16:57skeleton?
16:58Okay, folks.
16:59This little party's over.
17:00Let's go.
17:03You know what I'm saying?
17:04Corey and Trevor
17:05violated a piece ball
17:06with a rookie, right?
17:06Yeah, man.
17:07Do you have an explanation
17:08for all those grocery bins
17:09at the end of your deck?
17:10Them bins that Corey and Trevor
17:11brought here with the candy?
17:13Them motherfuckers over there
17:14with the erections?
17:15I don't know what they were
17:15doing with those, Pete.
17:17Well, it doesn't much matter.
17:18You're coming with us anyway,
17:19Jamie.
17:19Let's go.
17:20Come on.
17:20That's a witness.
17:21You're under arrest.
17:21Corey and Trevor?
17:22You're under arrest.
17:22Let's go.
17:23What for, motherfucker?
17:24He stole a bins.
17:24You stole them, too.
17:25What are you talking
17:25about, torso?
17:27Let's go, Jamie.
17:29What for?
17:29Come on.
17:29He didn't do nothing, man.
17:30Come on.
17:31I've got to grab
17:32my smoke machine.
17:33You know what I'm saying?
17:33Great, it's evidence.
17:34Take it.
17:34No, you know what I'm saying?
17:34It's a fire hazard
17:35if I leave the chick going.
17:36Look, easier the hard way.
17:37Which way do you want to go?
17:38Come on.
17:38I ain't going nowhere.
17:39You're going with me.
17:40Tell me what I'm arrested
17:41for you, man.
17:42Aren't you going to tell me
17:43what I'm being arrested for?
17:44This is bullish.
17:46Put him inside.
17:47What am I doing?
17:47She's touching me
17:48in a sexual way.
17:50You're fucked
17:50and always will be.
17:51Fucked.
17:52Just the beginning, Richard.
17:53Yeah, well, you're losing
17:54the fuck.
17:54You better stay
17:55the fuck away from me.
17:56That's enough, Ricky.
17:56Take your father home
17:57before I arrest him
17:58for public intoxication.
17:59I'm trying to.
18:00This is bullshit.
18:01Ricky, you keep pushing
18:02and I'm going to push back
18:03hard.
18:03You don't want me
18:04to push you.
18:05Come on, just a second.
18:06Jesus Christ.
18:07Why do you guys
18:08still have erections?
18:09The cops are here.
18:10Why do you have erections?
18:11I told you I could
18:12take care of that.
18:13Boys, point them up.
18:14I told you.
18:15Get out of here.
18:19Any motherfucker
18:19want to tell me
18:20why it is I'm being
18:21arrested with my candy?
18:23I can't even breathe
18:24up in this peace.
18:26Open the door, motherfucker.
18:28Look at the jackass.
18:30You know what?
18:31You were so right
18:32fucking again.
18:34I'm going to fuck out,
18:35you man.
18:36J-Rock's trailer park,
18:37girl's gone wild.
18:38Keep it real, dog,
18:39for real, please.
18:42Boys, boys, boys,
18:43we've got to be
18:44really careful now, okay?
18:45Ricky, are you
18:46listening to me?
18:46Yeah.
18:47If we let her guard
18:48down for one second,
18:49that fucking crazy
18:49lunatic's going to be
18:50all over us.
18:54Rick, he hit sleep
18:55fucking tangled up in it.
18:57My foot's caught
18:57in a goddamn
18:58launch here, Strick.
19:17Hey, Randy, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, fuck with me, will
19:23you, Ray? Ray is going to jail, Randy.
19:28Well, if we call the cops, Mr. Lee, they won't come here.
19:31Yeah, we don't have to call the cops, Randy. Who pays Ray's disability? Workers' comp.
19:35What happens if we call workers' comp, Randy?
19:39They'll call the cops.
19:42Randy, we might be polishing off two bottles of rye tonight, boy.
19:47I'm sorry.
19:48Fuck, Dad.
19:49Sorry I let him get so drunk, Ricky, but I was distracted with the boobs and the dancing.
19:53Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
19:56What the fuck is going on now?
20:00What the hell are you guys doing here this time?
20:02Rick, your dad's being charged with disability fraud all the way back to 1989.
20:06What are you talking?
20:07He's in a chair.
20:07How the fuck is that frog?
20:09Everyone knows that Ray doesn't need the chair.
20:12What are you doing?
20:14Look at that.
20:15It's a miracle.
20:16Dad, your legs must be fucking killing you, aren't they?
20:19Oh!
20:20Keep back your chair, buddy.
20:22Help me, buddy.
20:22See, you can't walk.
20:23You need this fucking chair.
20:24You're a fucking prick job that was, buddy.
20:28Fuck.
20:30Liquor, Ray?
20:32Drunk lying around under the couch?
20:33Fuck.
20:34A couple drinks at a party.
20:35There's nothing wrong with that.
20:36Don't make me have to pick you up and put you in the cruiser, Ray.
20:38How am I going to get there?
20:39Because I can't fucking walk.
20:41What the fuck do you need these for?
20:42Going to make balloon animals later, Rick.
20:44No way.
20:44Randy.
20:45Jim, give me a hand.
20:46Officers?
20:46Sure.
20:48You guys aren't fucking serious.
20:50I'm not taking my dad away.
20:51Fuck that.
20:52You've just declared war, buddy.
20:54You're going to wage war for my jail cell, are you right?
20:56I'm real scared.
20:58Hey, you're going to do time.
21:00Yeah?
21:00Yeah, but don't worry, Ray.
21:01Your stupid son, Ricky, will be joining you.
21:03Real soon.
21:04Speaking of stupid, and we were, Ray, your son, Ricky, is really stupid.
21:09What the fuck is that supposed to mean, lady?
21:11Huh?
21:11Ipso facto, Ricky.
21:13You're so fuck awful.
21:15Dad?
21:15We'll see you soon, Rick.
21:17What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
21:20Tell me.
21:20What's it supposed to mean?
21:24You guys are going to jail this with assuming you.
21:26Fuck on the perilous guy in a fucking chair.
21:28He's got fucking perilous.
21:29This is, I said it before, and I'll say it again.
21:33When you plant shit seeds, you get.
21:36Shit weeds.
21:37Shit weeds.
21:37Right, Randy.
21:38You know, it's not illegal to be disabled.
21:41But it is illegal to pretend to be disabled and to get money for doing it.
21:46Yeah, it's like those people that park in the handicapped parking spaces.
21:51Right?
21:52Mm-hmm.
21:53We don't do that anymore, do we?
21:55It's Brandy.
22:00Pool in the backyard where the kids play.
22:02They're only ten but acting hard all day
22:04because the apple don't fall far from the tree.
22:07What you think?
22:08They grow up and write their SATs.
22:10Beat Gret skis or race jet skis professionally?
22:12Not dog.
22:12For that, you need opportunity.
22:14And in the park when opportunity knocks,
22:16open up, it's the cops.
22:18And let me tell you, because it's damn hard to thrive, yo.
22:20When everywhere you turn, you're confronted by the 5-0.
22:23Denied the right to be a saint.
22:25Now, ask me if I'm with that shit, because I ain't.
22:27They found 10 grams, seized my whip and took my knife.
22:29Knife, you're a knife.
22:31That's Trailer Park Life.
22:35Trailer Park Life.
22:44That's Trailer Park Life.