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00:06I'm saying Cyrus, Terry, and Dennis got out this place today.
00:09Cyrus and them motherfuckers are talking about how they're getting out of here.
00:11You know what I'm saying?
00:12Get some automatic weapons and go up Sunnyvale and kill them three motherfuckers.
00:15And we don't play it.
00:16Yeah, man.
00:17We can't let that happen.
00:17We're getting out today, man.
00:18So we're going to skate back to the park, man.
00:20Warn these guys that you guys are coming.
00:21But we ain't want to see nobody dead.
00:23We ain't down with being dead, right?
00:24Yeah, man.
00:24Because we don't play that, man.
00:25We play like uncleared samples.
00:27Liquor.
00:27Hose.
00:28Dope.
00:29You know what I'm saying?
00:29You know what I'm saying?
00:30Mr. Leahy, the cock's done.
00:34Excellent, Randy.
00:36Excellent.
00:37Not quite finished yet, though, but...
00:42Now she's done.
00:44When are we going to head down to the king for the two-for-one, Mr. Leahy?
00:46Randy.
00:48This is bullshit, Mr. Leahy.
00:53Feel that?
00:55Feel what, Mr. Leahy?
00:58The way the shit clings to the air, Randy?
01:01Shit clings to the air?
01:03It's already started, my dear good friend.
01:07What's started, Mr. Leahy?
01:10The shit blizzard.
01:13He's doing the...
01:14...
01:14...
01:17Let's go.
02:01Come on, Joey.
02:02Rick, would you stop drinking and eating and get back to work?
02:05Holy fuck, boys.
02:06It's cold for this time of year.
02:07What the fuck's going on?
02:09Cold?
02:09Rickie, what are you talking about?
02:10It's hot as a rattlesnake's tank out.
02:12Hey, what's up, y'all?
02:14What's going on?
02:15We got some bad news, dog, and we would've called from jail,
02:17but we couldn't, you know what I'm saying?
02:18Yeah, man.
02:19Cyrus, Terry, and Dennis got busted out the joint today,
02:22and they come and looking for your candy hard, dog.
02:24Who's the all the most?
02:25Randy.
02:26Who do you think?
02:27Fuck to Randy and get that kind of money.
02:29I don't know.
02:31Probably from you, Julian, your little trailer fund.
02:33For fuck's sakes.
02:35What are we gonna do?
02:36All right.
02:37Looks like we got a gunfight in our hands here, boys.
02:39J-Rock T, you guys gotta shoot cover fire for me.
02:42Dog, we don't play guns.
02:44You know that, B.
02:44We do anything else.
02:45Do you want them to shoot ya?
02:45Do you want them?
02:46No.
02:47We have to dig up under your old trailer, you know what I mean?
02:50Oh, no.
02:51I'll tell you right now, I am fucking dead against gunfights.
02:55I hate getting in them.
02:56Rickie and Julian, I don't think they realize just how fucking dangerous they are.
03:01You guys gotta go underneath my old trailer, right?
03:04You're gonna see the cinder block.
03:05You can't miss it.
03:06Dig underneath it.
03:06You're gonna find this hockey bag.
03:08Bring it back to me as soon as you can, all right?
03:10Don't let Leahy see you, either.
03:11What's in the bag, motherfucker?
03:13Never mind.
03:14You guys will see ya, all right?
03:15Just don't let Leahy see ya.
03:16Come on, Jules.
03:17That's like going to the airport, you know what I'm saying?
03:18When they're like, are you aware of the contents of the bag?
03:20I'm like, nah.
03:21And they're like, you packed the shit yourself, and I'm like, nah.
03:23And they're like, you leave the shit unattended, and I'm like, I don't know,
03:25some motherfucker might have left it under a trailer for a couple years, you know what I'm saying?
03:28J-Rock, J-Rock, J-Rock, J-Rock.
03:28Get the fucking bag from me, all right?
03:31Right.
03:34Boys, there's gonna be a big fucking shoot in this park.
03:36I'll get you in the out of here, all right?
03:37Just get her out of here, man.
03:38Oh, fuck.
03:44When you get on your bike, go right to Grammy's house.
03:46Don't stop anywhere.
03:46Don't talk to anybody.
03:47Just go right there and call Mommy when you get there, okay?
03:49Okay.
03:50You know how much Daddy loves you, right?
03:52How much?
03:53More than anything that ever has been going on to happen,
03:57and can have really ever happened, times ten.
04:02Sunnyvale luck.
04:05What are you boys doing?
04:09Transporting firearms is illegal, isn't it?
04:12They guns we found under your trailer sucky.
04:14Just come from your house, man.
04:14What's saying?
04:15That's a good point here, huh?
04:17You're damn right, motherfucker.
04:19Those aren't...
04:20Randy.
04:21You boys carry on now.
04:23Sorry for the interruption.
04:24Mr. Laney.
04:28Man, that's fucking crazy, man.
04:29Let's get this shit out of here, man.
04:31In the trunk.
04:31Damn guns, dude.
04:33We out, man.
04:34What?
04:35We don't play guns, dawg.
04:37Guns kill, man.
04:38We ain't down with killing, we down with chilling.
04:39Peace.
04:40Peace.
04:41Thanks for your help, boys.
04:42Thanks a lot.
04:46Here, Cory Trevor, Cory Trevor.
04:48Here, boys.
04:50Let's move.
04:50Get over here, boys.
04:53All right.
04:54Take this one.
04:55Be careful.
04:56Get up on Mrs. Peters' roof, all right?
04:58You're gonna be the lookouts.
04:59If shit gets too heavy, I want you to get off the roof,
05:01go hide in Lucy's, and stay.
05:03Hey, you guys don't leave there until I come get you.
05:05Got it?
05:06Yeah, that's cool.
05:07Julian, this is a pirate's gun.
05:09Oh, Trevor, that makes you long John Dickweed, then, I guess.
05:12Get up on the roof, boys.
05:13Get going.
05:19Well, that should do it, buddy.
05:20Good job.
05:22Let's get the guns loaded up.
05:23Julian, wait.
05:25Listen, I don't ask you for many things, but I'm fucking terrified here.
05:29I'll tell you right now.
05:32Is there any way we can not do this gunfight?
05:35Please?
05:35You don't have to be involved if you don't want to, man.
05:37Yes, I do, Julian.
05:38That's the thing.
05:39If you and Ricky are involved, then I'm gonna be involved,
05:42and I got a bad feeling about this.
05:44Like, we could either get killed here or go back to jail forever.
05:49I don't want us to get killed.
05:51There's gotta be another way.
05:56What's going on, Bubz? You all right?
05:58I'm crying, Ricky, if you must know,
06:00because I'm fucking upset.
06:02You got the rest of the house ripped up.
06:03Let's get some guns, boys, and hide.
06:05He's gonna be here.
06:05Change of plans, Rick.
06:07No guns.
06:08What do you mean, no guns?
06:09Listen, I'm gonna take care of this.
06:10You guys go hide.
06:11He's gonna fucking shoot us, Julian.
06:12Ricky, go hide.
06:13No guns, got it?
06:28What the fuck is that?
06:31I think it's a giant cock, and some guy's riding it like a cowboy.
06:34Is that you, Cyrus?
06:36Can't you fucking read, Terry?
06:38That's my name with a narrow pointing at it.
06:41Yeah, it is you.
06:43Fuck off.
06:44We gotta work with him.
06:50Fuck, here he is.
06:52Fuck.
06:53You know what I'm saying, Terry?
06:56Holy fuck, you better not scratch.
06:58He's got a fucking gun.
06:58I told you.
06:58Okay, guys.
06:59We have the car.
07:01We want our hash.
07:03We don't want any trouble, but we don't mind making some.
07:07Fuck!
07:07Now get the fuck out here!
07:10Oh, my God.
07:11All right, Cyrus.
07:12You win, we surrender.
07:13Julian, what the fuck are you doing?
07:15Come on.
07:15You are surrendering.
07:16Get the fuck out here.
07:16Come on, Ricky.
07:17Jesus.
07:19Don't fucking shoot us, Cyrus.
07:20You would have done the same thing, man, all right?
07:23It's a perfect-looking plan here, Cyrus.
07:26All right?
07:26To be honest with you, I look up to you, man.
07:31You're fucking with me.
07:32No, we all look up to you, Cyrus.
07:34Right, boys?
07:34Right, Rick?
07:35Oh, I mean, a lot of people in jail think you're pretty good at stuff.
07:38I know I do, Cyrus, with your excellent jacket.
07:41Yeah, well, okay, we got the car, we got the hash,
07:44but what about the cock drawing on Lady's trailer?
07:46Cock drawing?
07:47Yeah, there's a fucking cowboy sitting in a cock back there
07:50with my name and a narrow pointing to him
07:53and your fucking name on the bottom of it.
07:55I can't even fucking draw, Cyrus.
07:56This is by Lady's trailer?
07:58Yeah.
07:59Well, boy, he masterminded this whole thing.
08:01Who let you out of jail?
08:02Fuck that fat fuck Randy.
08:04Look, Cyrus, everything's cool here.
08:06Just...
08:06There's your hash.
08:07It's all cut up nice.
08:08You guys take that.
08:09It doesn't look like it's going too well, dude.
08:11What the fuck, man?
08:12Just give me a second.
08:14They've got the hash.
08:15I think Cyrus has overpowered them and they took the hash.
08:18Something's going on, dude.
08:20It doesn't look right.
08:20It doesn't look something, man.
08:21It doesn't look right.
08:22Julian, radio Corey and Trevor and tell them
08:25not to fucking shoot at anybody.
08:27Corey and Trevor, this is Julian.
08:29As soon as you see Cyrus, take the shot.
08:33That's it, man.
08:34He said take the shot, dude.
08:36Corey, that's not what he said.
08:37I heard and that's not what he said.
08:39He said take the shot.
08:40I heard him say take the fucking shot.
08:41I don't care if I'm wrong.
08:42You're fucking up and I'm not fucking this up.
08:44Someone's going to kill, dude.
08:45I'm taking the shot.
08:46Excuse me.
08:46You should be a fucking blind.
08:48Yeah.
08:48Help!
08:50What the fuck is going on?
08:52Trevor and Corey, you little fuckers.
08:56What the fuck are you guys doing, Cyrus?
08:59We had nothing to do with this, man.
09:00You're a fucking liar.
09:04Get the fucking cash and get it back to the fucking car.
09:06Julian, I think we're going to die.
09:08Good.
09:08You're not going to die.
09:09Stay down.
09:10I'll come back to get you.
09:10Who's coming back to get them?
09:11Fuck them.
09:12Fuck Corey and Trevor.
09:15Forget the hassle.
09:15Let's grab some fucking guns.
09:19Fuck.
09:20Get up, Ricky.
09:21Stop fucking around, man.
09:22Suck my cock, buddy.
09:24Hold on.
09:25Wait for me.
09:26Boys, we have to get Corey and Trevor to the hospital.
09:29We can't leave them.
09:30Bubs, you take lateral cover fire from the back seat.
09:32Ricky, you take center fire.
09:33I want lateral cover fire.
09:34You're taking center fire.
09:36I see this.
09:37Just cover me and I'll get Corey and Trevor off the roof.
09:39Bubbles, you're going to have to hang out the window.
09:41We're going to back up.
09:42Hit them hard.
09:42Hit them mean.
09:43Ricky, I can't do it.
09:45We're going to get shot.
09:46Let me see your war face.
09:49Let me see your real war face.
09:52Come on, boys.
09:52Let's do it.
09:54Corey?
09:55Trevor?
09:56Are you guys okay?
09:59Sorry, Cyrus.
10:00We're okay.
10:01Sorry, dude.
10:02I think we fucked up.
10:04Well, how about we fucked up?
10:11What in the fuck?
10:13Is that the best you got, Bubbles?
10:18Get the fuck out of here, Cyrus.
10:21Fuck off with the guns.
10:23I'm out, Ricky.
10:24I'm out.
10:25Get the fuck out of this car.
10:27Make me.
10:28Oh, fuck, make me.
10:32Holy fuck, I'm hungry.
10:33You got anything to eat, Bubbles?
10:34No, I got nothing to eat, Ricky.
10:37You reloaded?
10:37We got to cover Julian.
10:39I'm trying to.
10:41Help me get them in the car.
10:42Put them in the trunk.
10:43What?
10:43You're fucking bleeding.
10:43You know the rules.
10:44For fuck's sake, Ricky.
10:45You guys fucked up big time.
10:46I'm in the trunk.
10:46Get in the trunk, boys.
10:48Let's go, let's go.
10:49Let's go.
10:50Turn the car, Bubbles.
10:52Move, move, move, move, move.
11:05Fuck.
11:07Listen, boys.
11:09Well, don't fucking stop on my account.
11:12All right.
11:13I think it's over.
11:14Let's reload just in case.
11:17George Green, George Green.
11:18George Green.
11:19Oh, my God.
11:23Hey, George.
11:24Hey, George.
11:25Hey, George.
11:25How you doing, boys?
11:26How you doing?
11:30What the fuck is George Green doing?
11:32Someone call the cops.
11:33George, thank God you're here.
11:34We need your help, bud.
11:36Somebody's got to be on duty here, George.
11:38Who's the officer in charge, George?
11:40Who's the officer in charge here?
11:42I thought you were in charge, Jim.
11:44Why aren't you on duty?
11:46I've always been on duty, George.
11:48Always.
11:50I haven't been off duty for 20 years.
11:53Never.
11:54You're so fucked, Leahy.
11:57Dispatch, this is off duty Officer George Green in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
12:00You had a report earlier of gunfire.
12:02Disregard.
12:03There's nothing going on here.
12:04Officer down!
12:05Officer down!
12:08Sorry, George.
12:10You're a shitty cop, George.
12:11I want a real cop here.
12:13Ricky, we have to get Corey and Trevor to the hospital.
12:15Okay, buddy.
12:16We've got to hit him twice as hard as last time.
12:17Get ready.
12:18All right, Ricky.
12:18There's staying three abroad.
12:19Shit!
12:28Guess what you want, Cyrus?
12:30Ah!
12:31I don't like shooting at people.
12:32I don't want to kill anybody.
12:34I just like scaring them.
12:35So I shoot right over their heads, you know, way all clean over their heads.
12:40But as long as there's a big flame coming out of the gun and, you know, you look mean enough,
12:45it's usually enough to scare the shit out of somebody.
12:48Julian!
12:48I think they're reloading or something.
12:50All right, boys.
12:51Listen up.
12:52Bubbles, you shoot lateral fire from the left.
12:54Ricky, I want you to drive straight back, right through those fuckers.
12:56I'm going to cover you from behind.
12:57Hurry, boys.
12:57I've got to put my jacket on.
12:58Okay, boys.
12:59Let's go.
13:00Stop fucking around, Ricky.
13:02I need to put my coat on.
13:02I'm freezing.
13:06Fuck.
13:10Ricky, what are you doing?
13:11What's wrong, Rick?
13:13Something's not right here, boys.
13:15Bubbles, I'll cover you.
13:15Check him out.
13:20Ricky, what's wrong?
13:21I think I'm having a heart attack, buddy.
13:22What?
13:23Are you sure?
13:25Julian!
13:25The whole fucking left side is getting numb here.
13:28I think he's having a heart attack.
13:30He needs CPR or something.
13:31Well, I don't know that shit, man.
13:33I'll be all right, boys.
13:34Come on.
13:34Who else in the park knows CPR?
13:36Leahy.
13:37Leahy knows.
13:38I'll be fine.
13:38Just cover him.
13:39All right.
13:39I'm going to get Leahy.
13:40You hang in there, Ricky.
13:41Cyrus, stop fucking shooting.
13:43Somebody's hurt here.
13:44Help me with one of these, then.
13:46Ricky, that's a dirty old bag of bots.
13:48I know.
13:48Trini got there for me.
13:49Down at the call center in the parking lot.
13:50Man, they're awesome.
13:51Short breaks on bots.
13:52Let's go.
13:52Come on.
13:53Ricky, no.
13:53You've got to get to the hospital.
13:55Let's go.
13:55Let's go.
13:55Ricky, get the cops.
13:59Ted!
14:01Ted, thank fuck you're here.
14:03Cyrus showed up trying to sell us drugs.
14:05We wouldn't buy them.
14:07Machine gun.
14:08Firing at us.
14:10Corey Trevor hit in the trunk.
14:11Bleeding.
14:12Very credible.
14:13Corey, Trevor, you guys okay?
14:14We're okay.
14:15Thanks, guys.
14:16Ah!
14:21Cyrus, you fucking moron.
14:23Stop firing.
14:24Those people hurt here.
14:25All units, all units.
14:26Respond to Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
14:27Officer under fire.
14:28I repeat.
14:29Officer under fire.
14:30Listen, Frady Cop.
14:31Do you mind firing a couple shots of cover us here before we get killed?
14:35Jim.
14:36Don't friggin' move, Julian.
14:38Jim, Ricky's having a heart attack.
14:39You gotta do CPR on him right now.
14:41Ricky's having a heart attack, eh?
14:42Calls for a celebratory drink, Julian.
14:44Cut the bullshit, Jim.
14:46What happened to the man that loves this trailer park trying to make it a better place to live?
14:51We got cock-riding cowboys painted on the side of trailers.
14:54This gunfight's totally out of control and people are gonna die.
14:56It's gonna be your fault, Jim.
14:58I need your help.
14:59Why the fuck should I help you, Julian?
15:02Because, Jim, you've always been like a father to me.
15:09Officer Leahy, you're the only man that can take care of this situation.
15:17Cover me, boy.
15:22What are you doing? Sit, lay down.
15:24I gotta piss back.
15:26You don't need to piss yet. Hold it.
15:28Ricky, are you okay? What's going on out there, Jim?
15:36Bubs, you gotta look after Trent, buddy.
15:39Ricky, don't say things like that. You're gonna be fine. Don't talk, huh?
15:42I can share the car and just make sure she checks the transmission fluid.
15:46You can check, cause you're gonna be fine.
15:52Don't let me piss myself.
15:53Ricky!
16:01Hi, Ruby, boy!
16:04How long has you been on Bubbles?
16:05About six minutes, Mr. Lee.
16:07Shit, that's too long, Bubbles.
16:09No brain can stand without oxygen that long.
16:14If I did revive Bubbles, you'd just be a vegetable.
16:17But, Mr. Lee, I think probably his brain uses way less oxygen than a normal brain.
16:22Maybe he's got, like, a lot more time than a normal person.
16:25Can't you just try it? He's my best friend. Come on.
16:29I'll give him a try, Bubbles.
16:30Just do what you do.
16:32That is one. That is two.
16:36Let's go! Reload! Reload!
16:39A thousand more.
16:40Come on, Ricky.
16:41A thousand two. A thousand three.
16:43It's working!
16:45There's air coming out of him!
16:50Ricky! You okay, boy?
16:52Wake up!
16:55Ricky!
16:56Ricky, you're all right!
16:56Sit up!
16:58Oh, my God! He's alive!
17:00It worked, Mr. Lee. You saved him!
17:02Ricky, you just died!
17:04Ricky, you want a drink? What?
17:06What?
17:06Just now! You were just dead!
17:09Nice.
17:09You're back alive!
17:11Oh, my God!
17:14Mr. Lee, you're a hero. You saved his life!
17:17Piss, Bubbles.
17:19Bubbles, where's Bubbles?
17:21Hang on.
17:21Come on.
17:22Come on.
17:23We gotta get the fuck out of here.
17:25We got our hash. Let's go.
17:27Oh, my gosh! You're gonna be here any second now!
17:29Come on!
17:29Jesus! Let's just put the gun...
17:31Oh, my God!
17:32Fuck! Fuck!
17:33Fuck!
17:34Fuck!
17:34Buddy, put your hands up!
17:38You involved with this gunplay, Ricky?
17:40Fuck seaks. No, I'm not fucking involved.
17:44I didn't do anything. I just was dead.
17:46And a couple guys fucking broke into my trunk.
17:50I don't fucking know what happened.
17:52You wouldn't be lying to me, would you, Rick?
17:54Uh, no. Why would I?
17:56Why would you?
17:57Look, these guys broke into my trunk.
17:59Bubbles opened the trunk.
18:00And they fucking... I don't know what they got in there.
18:02A bunch of guns they threw in my car.
18:04And I was just waiting until you guys got here to help me.
18:05Oh, dude. Thank you.
18:07Oh, God.
18:07Somebody call an ambulance.
18:08Oh, I got shot, dude.
18:10Shut the fuck up, you wussies. I was dead.
18:12You got shot. Big deal.
18:14You should call a dumbulance.
18:18And what about this?
18:20It's yours.
18:21Is this yours, Bubbles?
18:23Or is this yours, Rick?
18:25He asked who it was, and...
18:27Poor Ricky said it was his,
18:29because he...
18:30That's just the type of guy Ricky is.
18:32He doesn't want me to go to jail.
18:33He knows that I don't like it in there,
18:36so he took the fucking heat,
18:38and he went to jail.
18:41It's okay, Bubbles.
18:43It's okay, buddy.
18:44Julian's going anyway.
18:44I'll be fine.
18:47Careful with him. His hurts.
18:50Hey, Leahy.
18:53Thanks.
18:56That was erotic, Jim.
18:57Your behavior will not go unnoticed.
18:59Thanks, Dave.
19:01Hey, Ricky.
19:01You go to Dartmouth Regional Vocational?
19:03As a matter of fact, I do.
19:04What are you taking?
19:06Different things.
19:08Cuff him.
19:12Jim's receiving a big award today,
19:14a national award for bravery.
19:16It's a big day for him.
19:18I'm honored to introduce to you
19:19the supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park,
19:22Mr. Jim Leahy.
19:37It's a real honor, ladies and gentlemen,
19:39and a real pleasure.
19:43You know, when someone needs your help,
19:46you have to help them in any way you can.
19:49No matter what color they are,
19:53no matter what country they live in,
19:55and no matter what state you're in.
20:00Thanks for coming out, everybody.
20:02I'll never betray your trust.
20:07Hi, Randy.
20:09Hi, Mr. Leahy.
20:10See you in a minute.
20:13Well, fucking here I am again.
20:15Left alone.
20:16Ricky and Julian are back in jail.
20:19I'm not even sure for how long this time.
20:22Gumby and Pafakio are in jail with them.
20:24Cory and Trevor, I mean.
20:26That's what Ricky calls them.
20:27Gumby and Pafakio.
20:28In my line of work, you've got to deal with the consequences,
20:30and you've got to learn from your mistakes.
20:32And I have.
20:32I mean, Cory and Trevor, that was the whole problem.
20:35It's all their fault.
20:35The thing with me is that I am smart,
20:38and I'm self-smarted, basically, by myself.
20:42Basically, from nature and smoke and drugs
20:44and doing different things,
20:44I've self-learned myself.
20:49And that's the whole difference, I guess,
20:50is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things.
20:55I just get everything on my own,
20:56and because of that, I'm alive right now.
20:58I mean, if I had read more books
21:01or tried to go on to college and different things like that,
21:03I'd be dead right now,
21:03because people say books in college
21:06are 4 to B to make you smarter,
21:07but they can also be 4 to B to get you dead,
21:10which is what could have happened to me.
21:11My brain doesn't use enough oxygen
21:13because I don't have the whole thing
21:15filled with different stuff.
21:16And if it was full, it's only part full,
21:18and that's why I'm alive right now.
21:20Guards are getting here, you know,
21:21you can read this book, try to get smarter.
21:22I'm like, all right, I'll pretend to read it,
21:24but I'm not going to really read it,
21:25because then my brain will be more full.
21:27And if I have another heart attack, I'm going to die.
21:29I'm going to go back to reading books.
21:30I'm going to figure out a plan.
21:31As soon as I get out of here,
21:32I'm going to work on that plan.
21:33It's going to be tight,
21:34and I'm going to fucking retire in about a year's time.
21:37I just want to get out of here now
21:38and spend time with Lucy and Trinity
21:39and get my family going again.
21:41Basically, that's all that matters to me.
21:43They come and visit me a couple times in jail
21:44for the first time ever, which is awesome.
21:46Lucy seems to be really digging me
21:47and looking really good,
21:49and I just want to get out of here
21:50and see them exercise a bit,
21:53maybe eat better,
21:53and try to quit smoking.
21:56I'm going to quit smoking cigarettes first,
21:58and then, you know,
21:59I'll work off the dope or whatever eventually.
22:03Although, I don't know.
22:03I'll wait for you.
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