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00:12yeah this is my my personal favorite is the Washington State they they thought
00:16they were gonna go to the Sweet Sistina Lockdown they left a lot of space yeah I'm in a big
00:24collecting like this is this actual Boise blue turf you'll have to use the bathroom over there
00:33I bought the trough from the old Bill Stadium fully functional oh really yeah yeah what else
00:38is on the agenda what is the white whale out there like there's the the big one that we're trying
00:44to
00:44get which I don't think we'll ever get is st. Joseph's when they with the latte West they had
00:51a perfect regular season and then they lost in the A10 and lost in the NCAA but they hung a
00:56banner
00:56saying perfect season so we're trying to get that that wouldn't be good everyone's sending you
01:03jumbotrons right now they're still dropping jumbotrons yeah I know there's jumbotrons there's some stuff
01:08that's I think I'm getting a urinal from UConn basketball that uh coach early used that's cool
01:14this one's from the actual Chargers facility too from the San Diego yeah yeah they have a bunch of
01:22stuff yeah always in the market I bought a chair you see that chair right there yeah right here
01:28my chair yeah yeah Taylor Swift sat there oh there you go the Cavs game game three against the Knicks
01:34when they lost by a million and then you buy the chair I bought the chair you're like ask you
01:39like
01:39call like immediately you're like I need they put it up for auction I was like I need to have
01:42it
01:42yeah that's the chair Taylor Swift side and it's pretty pretty cool huh
01:51hey you're literally the reason I went to Ole Miss I planned my whole thing around showing up my
01:55freshman year for three starting years long long time ago now two weeks ago you said it was the poem
02:02that your mom left well yeah yeah my mom left the Robert Frost poem the road not taken on my
02:07pillow
02:07he printed off someone helped him uh a Robert Frost poem the road lesser two road whatever um
02:15apparently he was torn between going to LSU or Ole Miss and his mom left that on his bed no
02:21kidding
02:21and he read that and he made the choice to go to Ole Miss because she wanted me to leave
02:26Louisiana and go
02:27to Ole Miss setback there you go worked out yeah it was a long and winding road how are you
02:31doing
02:31good doing really good yeah hell yeah always I keep up with Cooper a little bit yeah Texas stuff he
02:36plays golf with a bunch of my friends and Austin and Austin yeah great to see him
02:43I love through the Chicago how was uh yeah no no he was hovering when I was talking to Eli
02:52I was like
02:52all right I'm gonna walk away he said Eli was the reason he went to Ole Miss yeah yeah did
02:57he tell you
02:57that he went to Ole Miss for 15 years I assumed he did yeah I think it had something to
03:03do with the
03:03acceptance rate that also was a big part yeah yeah yeah it's been a while it takes everyone you
03:09know yeah they're called doctors yeah not him he's not a doctor no no um he does write his own
03:17descriptions oh that's true that is true this is like some people's job is they come here and then
03:23they just get they just left yeah they left yeah he's back what yeah it's great for them it's a
03:28pretty
03:28sweet day but I I actually think the Bears I put a bet on them earlier today to win it
03:33to win
03:33the Super Bowl what they've done with two back quarterbacks and like that often's not skipping
03:37a beat yeah and Johnson's he's operating on a different level yeah and I think I don't know
03:42maybe you definitely definitely know more about this than me but my theory is the defense will
03:48improve as they play more together because it's easier yeah yeah and the offense is all you can see
03:52on the back it feels like he's next level right now so right well the offense can like play with
03:57the
03:57lead and get that I mean it helps out the defense so much right I mean they can throw it
04:04like last
04:05year they ran it 50 times whatever like the defense is on the I was telling these guys this craziest
04:15stats of that game I've ever seen like the fact that the score was 23 to 12 and the Chicago
04:21had 89 plays
04:23and Jets had 32 plays and Chicago had 34 first downs more first downs the Jets had plays but they
04:29only won 23 12 like nothing made sense though I don't get how this happened it's just it was like
04:36a
04:36semi-close game which was not a close game everybody was like that was the worst game I've ever seen
04:40I think it was just Ben Johnson like intentional and just both constricted okay so the hottest ticket in
04:51town has for a long time is the Sox clinching at home for the ALGS against Cleveland tomorrow we're on
04:58the hunt for tickets me my dad Tate his family they're hard to come by they're thousands of dollars just
05:03to get in the door basically anyways mincey over here that affable young fella yeah beautiful head
05:09of hair hold on mince said that he met a guy in Milwaukee three weeks ago and said he could
05:14get
05:14eight tickets for 50 bucks a piece 400 bucks uh in the hundreds that are going for legit thousands
05:20of dollars I still choose to believe that mincey is gonna land those tickets but so far we do not
05:25have those tickets in hand he mincey sent him the 400 dollars and he has not received the tickets yet
05:30he sent it what time yesterday at like three yeah so update on that he does have a point the
05:39juice was
05:39worth the squeeze for that amount of money for 400 dollars for eight tickets it's like take the
05:43chance do it two if this guy actually is scant like it'd be one thing to prank mince and say
05:48I have the
05:49tickets and then just not have them it's another thing to take money from him if he's actually taking
05:53money from him that's an absolute scumbag move that's theft in some form it's got to be so we will
06:00take care of that separately yeah sometimes they say in life get these tickets in hand if not we
06:09have backups yeah and he's I feel like if it was all right I guess check back in in a
06:16few hours
06:19as always this guy action so if if he was getting duped on the tickets that's one thing if he's
06:25duping
06:25and taking money from it so that's completely separate that's that's taking it over the line
06:29and I will handle that with this guy what do you what would you do I would fucking be like
06:34hey
06:34motherfucker do you want your I'll dox his ass I'll dox his ass phone number all over the internet do
06:39you think that's like good he might be celebrated for that that'd be like kidnapping like the guy
06:44that's like they went tramping trauma kidnapped the Venezuela guy well you know the issue he kind of
06:47doped him too I he did not I would not have gone down this route but you were believing I
06:54choose
06:54to believe mincy yes I choose to believe mincy and you don't find anything wrong with that no sure but
07:00it doesn't mean I got to do I have tickets right I will say if you're gonna believe anyone to
07:04get
07:04you something free or way that didn't play in right absolutely that absolutely played a this is like
07:10someone saying like in the in the like they got a turbo man doll for 20 bucks when they're like
07:16five grand
07:16on eBay like during Christmas season do you I'll say this it reminds me when I got ice for the
07:22record it was eight seats in the 100 level for 50 bucks a pop how much are those going for
07:261100
07:281100 1050 that's what the discount if if it was handed to if those are corporate seats they're not
07:36paying the market value for those seats they're paying below market value jump in I get exactly what
07:40you're saying the only thing I'm saying is if they had corporate seats are you giving them to mincy
07:46to give to my uncles yeah Sydney Wells is calling me she's gonna have to wait a minute like it's
07:51not
07:51necessarily White Sox Royals on a Wednesday regular season yeah then it's like here have them they
07:57wouldn't even charge you I know yeah I get it I understand it 50 bucks is basically that's actually
08:02a really good yes we got the bear force one coming out the guy who bought an ambulance and like
08:07decked it
08:07out with TVs and grills and stuff we're taking we're not taking it we're gonna be going to it yeah
08:12we're
08:12gonna meet him in the parking lot this is gonna rock this is gonna um all right Tate nobody uh
08:17knows Ben Mintz more than you what's your read on the situation with the tickets listen there's two
08:22things I'll say about mincy he is subject to getting duped but also there's no one who pulls
08:30a rabbit out of a hat better than Ben Mintz yeah like there's a fucking chance that this dude has
08:34front row seats for fifty dollars there's also a chance that he doesn't is that fair statement
08:39yeah I mean it's very like I just said it it's a risk reward thing where if it seems like
08:43the deal
08:43is too good to be true I'm on his side for this part for four hundred for eight tickets in
08:47the
08:47hundred level I'm willing to get the hustle for four hundred because the deal is so good
08:50that's I think the White Sox seems fair completely steamroll tomorrow
08:54respect respectful shit talking that's the term yeah yeah yeah all right love that keep it I
09:01tried to do no wives no children no wives no children all three of us are not married and
09:06none of us have kids as as like the United States has I've been known to throw uh haymakers at
09:13children just no no guerrilla warfare but like fat jokes are on the table yeah that kind of stuff's
09:19fine that's all just all right tickets real versus not real percentage what would you place it at
09:26right now I would say fake at 95 percent if you wanted to put a gambling line on it I'd
09:30say fake
09:31is minus 750 right now I'm about 25 percent chance real so 75 fake I believe my boy Mincy I
09:38think
09:38they're real hundred percent yeah I wish I felt that way I'm about 40 I'm saying he's sending on but
09:44I don't know how often are you hitting them up every hour
10:02the bars were a little one thing I couldn't get
10:25it's not a big deal I break stuff all the time I don't want to fucking be done with a
10:29guy to break
10:30so I don't know it's in the bathroom I heard it from that couch and just Spidey threw it at
10:35me
10:36I'm not going to be like he threw it first but we were throwing it back and forth and then
10:41I threw
10:42it and then I was just back locked in and then all of a sudden it sounded like a fucking
10:45bomb
10:46somebody respects this building anymore man as a long time veteran of throwing stuff around with
10:53spider I knew that there was only one way for that to end was something was going to break that
10:57was
10:57pretty unlikely for that to be the thing that let me try to see this angle you were sitting here
11:01spider do you remember the last thing you broke in this area I think it was this TV
11:12we were fucking around with the ball I got a little too excited sent it over here I thought
11:18one of the boys might intervene and so that's the it was an angle from here to that clear panel
11:23behind
11:23the big I hit the plastic panel that's holding it in your defense also that sign hasn't been on in
11:30well over a year and it has been like yeah but shattering it is a little like no welcome to
11:36the
11:36club man yeah that's really going to cut into your pleated pants budget it sounded like you googled like
11:42glass break sound effect way too quick with the camera by the way he's like celebrate way too quick to
11:50break something and he doesn't want to talk about it oh I know this is embarrassing let me see I
11:55feel
11:56like an asshole is it spider or is it you it was Mikey Betts no what the hell story changes
12:00what
12:01happened guys I don't want to get shocked uh Maserati Mike threw a bug and broke this on purpose
12:07on purpose on purpose on purpose I didn't break it on purpose it wasn't anything for it I'm not sure
12:12which one he said if I can't be the Bears fan nobody can okay fuck it I'm going to work
12:17for McAfee
12:18all right yeah Harry's going to be the number one bus in the Bears fan damn
12:26all right uh Maserati's family when he gets tech it's probably like 250 it's probably a very
12:32expensive sign I would say
12:38update with the ticket so actually there's hope um the update is though I may be going to my guy's
12:45place of work in the next hour to go pick him up he's saying he tried to send the eight
12:49and it
12:49wouldn't be allowed which could be true it sounds a little fishy that they're gonna only give you two
12:55no I told him to only give me two now because the eight I was going to get were for
12:58Tate and
12:59Dave and they had to go ahead and buy other ones so I told him just give me two and
13:02let me get the
13:02other 300 bucks back that they already had because I hadn't gotten the tickets yet they had to
13:08abandon ship on these eight and that's where we're at and I think that's a great and you know
13:12paid you back so far no so we're still it's still all north but the thing is is I've been
13:18scammed
13:18before in life and people are always radio silent when you're getting scammed and this dude's like
13:22texting me a ton and being real responsive so you're going to get a $300 return in great seats
13:27to the White Sox that's I hope you're sounding like it's definitive that is the hope and I met him
13:33on the train up to Milwaukee he's a gambler so you know you're always risking stuff for your deal with
13:37the gambler and then we hung out in the sports book all weekend in Milwaukee betting games you
13:42know definitely friendly now but known him two weeks we text yeah we're not we ain't talking about
13:48lifelong relationship here this dude's texting me in the morning before I even text him wait but I'm
13:53confused why he didn't send you the tickets originally when you sent him the money though that's
13:57that's what sounds suspicious to me yes so addressing that I sent him the wrong email
14:03address he says he sent it to the other one which I don't know is true or not but now
14:06he's saying
14:07they're not allowing him to send a could be true could not be true so there's a lot of stuff
14:10that
14:11seems a little questionable but the thing I'm coming back to is as long as you're willing to
14:16not dodge me and respond to me and talk to me you can always get through it right now it's
14:211 20
14:22first pitch we start at three o'clock allegedly my guys meeting me at Cork and Cary bar by the
14:29stadium at 2 15 with my ticket don't think I'm getting scammed but what's funny is if I get
14:36no show to Cork and Cary I'm just gonna stay there and watch the game and make the best of
14:39it so it's
14:40gonna be a fun Wednesday either way but I'm hoping to get that stadium still you know I'd say I'm
14:44about
14:44seventy seventy-five percent to get out of this point
14:56see tickets fell through
14:59his from yesterday yeah I actually never got the final story on that the guys come here
15:04come here come on show a little hustle let's go
15:11can't run that's right works for a company that gets extra tickets he said they went to some other
15:17client whatever he's in contact with me all the time and I'm getting my money back come on I'm
15:23hunting he send you your money back if you're getting it back does that that's that's not
15:28not that's not yeah we're not gonna address that well there could also be a barter that Dave didn't
15:33lie no you might be getting you are not getting anything from this guy he's not giving you anything
15:38you're wrong you're just wrong you're wrong now if if I was to play devil's advocate addressing the
15:43elephant room if he's gonna pay you back and you already paid him why doesn't he just send that
15:48money back like yeah well that I agree is shady but I'm a value guy and I know how to
15:56maneuver this
15:57gambling world more than the $400 value is he's gonna get me three nights at fire keepers next
16:03weekend Friday through Sunday with the food credit which which is worth more than $400 no he isn't no
16:10he's already booked it he sent me he's already booked it he's already you have confirmation he's on the
16:15train he's on the same train and we're kicking it next weekend up there so I and I hung with
16:20the
16:20Milwaukee I know he has a black card because he caught me meals I believe him so this is story
16:26I'm gonna have to find this guy and I'm gonna have to like no go American history and we're
16:30gonna have to thank him for how he's treated our boy no for all he's done if next weekend falls
16:34here's the deal if next weekend falls through and I'm wrong about this okay yeah you know if next
16:40weekend falls through you can go after that's a deal but I believe I'm 99% sure on next weekend
16:45and those hotels are worth more than the $400 anyway so I think I'd come out ahead if he can
16:50get it
16:50from you in the hotel no I'm getting the hotel I'm taking the hotels for the four okay yep
16:56I just got a face mark from Tate you gotta run it back the same crew for the same crew
17:00plus mince
17:05what oh god damn it take you didn't tell mince yet oh mincey mincey breaking news tick pick is
17:12sending my family White Sox Eddie and smokes back to the game and they want to add you to the
17:17crew as a
17:18White Sox thank you tick pick I gotta go get my stroking shirt yeah Soxtober yep thank you tick
17:27pick they said they want mincey in the crew eight in a row you guys yeah what the fuck is
17:34this what
17:35does that have to do I wasn't I wasn't in the building yesterday yeah yeah let's go
17:44we're stroking oh my gosh James about a joke I need I need a therapy animal right now I'm gonna
17:50go pick
17:50that weird dog that's on the basketball court I think I could deal with him being there I don't
17:54want him dressed in White Sox or gal he's got a stroking shirt why do you have a stroking shirt
17:59because I asked Kyle oh boy Tim and said do we have any White Sox merch in the office because
18:05I was
18:05gonna wear it to the game he said there's some on your desk so I grabbed it I grabbed the
18:11Excel stroking
18:12okay who was that title the box address to you but I was going to the game the next show
18:19sure
18:19is that a problem those those are accounted for okay those hoodies I can wash it and give it back
18:25to me no you wear it tonight it's the game dude hell yeah dude every Tom Dick and Harry in
18:31the world
18:31fan wagon cups fans I'm supporting socks in the south side yeah yeah Dave tell them yeah
18:37tell them this I'm getting hypes I'm starting to itch from this right now you're gonna crush this
18:44I mean we're struggling fuck yeah you are oh I gotta go get my face lifted real quick
18:51I need a mincey fan interference so bad so bad yeah I actually feel bad for Dave I truly do
18:58because
18:58like big game for him like biggest thing in his life getting mincey to interfere like somehow is
19:04very funny no I'm not tick pick tick pick thank y'all for sporting barstool sports I'm gonna give
19:14them hell for you if they lose are you gonna be gutted no you still got game five that you
19:19and me and
19:19White Sox Dave can go to in Cleveland I can't go to Cleveland Saturday because I gotta go I got
19:24now I got the the Bristol Nashville and I got I got I got I got all but as Rico
19:30Bosco would say I got
19:31all but he truly is the best to ever do like if you don't find this funny I think it's
19:38gonna be for
19:39bad or that I do this wet the south weather situation is bullet nannas dude there's a hurricane
19:46hitting like third time this year the stars of the line for a work trip into a widespread panic
19:52UFL Birmingham UFL DC and now I get Sunday Mepho VIP for uh but because like to get hit with
20:00the
20:01DraftKings Arkansas event the only place it could be where I could go to panic Sunday night was in
20:06West Memphis it's unbelievable at the old dog track I have to we have to ask I reconsider if
20:14hypothetically speaking sales did say hey it's more important for us for you to go to Cleveland
20:18with White Sox Dave Tate's family would you reconsider the dollar always speaks loudest but
20:25I'm not saying no consideration I would okay on the injury report I would say doubtful but doubtful
20:32but maybe I've been so we've gone from no to doubtful but doubtful but maybe
20:37doubtful is not no oh doubtful is five to ten percent but then what what percent is maybe
20:45doubtful come back to doubtful it's five it's five to ten percent you gotta understand we've been
20:50downgraded again you know it's great of a year as 2026 has been I mean this is going to be
20:54Wattsbury panic show number 17 and we got two nights in Milwaukee and all Halloween I'm opting out
21:00I've played so what if sales is like tape we need you to go to widespread he's already done
21:06it I ain't doing that's Tate Tate's already done Tate let me say this if sales if sales calls me
21:10and
21:10says that they they'd find me more valuable there I would go there wow
21:18I think you're 30 plus right yeah yeah yeah you're 30 plus I think we've come to a gentleman's
21:24agreement amongst competitors that we're going to take the day off from drinking today
21:28because we just our buddy bodies are shutting down I can't speak and we're going to start
21:33tomorrow again yeah for winter take off so no my dick you just died oh fuck you really this is
21:41fucking I was about to yell at burns right there this is yeah I was super sad yeah but also
21:48I'm
21:48sorry about the fucking that comedic time uh mince actually didn't bother me near as much as I thought
21:53his presence would the only thing that bothered me and I kind of snapped on him and I do have
21:59to
21:59apologize to him is he showed up in a hoodie I told him he shouldn't be wearing and then proceeded
22:05to
22:05immediately get mustard all over it from spilling a hot dog drip on it um so I did snap on
22:12him a little
22:12bit when we were filming an ad or something and he like said something in the background I apologize
22:17to mincee I'm going to say it to his face in a moment no he didn't bother me the game
22:21itself
22:23bad vibes last night almost it was weird um obviously the socks just forgot how to throw strikes
22:29didn't hit with runners in scoring position per usual seen a lot of that the last two months
22:34shut up no great yeah great two days my family had so much fun with Dave I'm excited to host
22:38you now
22:39baseball wise that game was dog shit yeah it was a bad game we couldn't throw strikes they couldn't
22:45throw strikes honestly we just capitalized and had the six run inning and then it was like what are
22:49you gonna do when you're down five it's anyone's game yeah gotta get that lucky parking spot though
22:53gotta get that lucky parking spot yeah mincee was good people he didn't know anything wrong
22:56the mustard was tough Dave's right about the mustard I was it it's just me
23:09you
23:11you