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Crowder had the best take on the Hyrox doo-doo race going viral. Was her finish more impressive than the Jordan flu game?

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00:00By the way, my son DJ sent me a clip from you on the pivot, the Netflix show yesterday where
00:06you guys were talking about the high rocks lady that we were also talking about on the show.
00:11They posted a clip and DJ didn't hear our show yesterday, but he saw the clip and I was watching
00:16it.
00:16And my favorite line is you suggesting, have you a banana?
00:30Have potassium clogged you up a little bit, man.
00:33Great take by you.
00:34I don't know.
00:35Just slow down.
00:37Have you a banana?
00:42It's simple, man.
00:44Keep it simple.
00:49That's nasty.
00:50I saw the pictures.
00:51Now it's like blowing up.
00:53I saw that's just nasty.
00:54I mean, she's covered and she's proud of it, too.
00:58She's taking pictures, thumbs up, like, no, disappear.
01:01Go live in the Iowa mountains or something.
01:04You nasty.
01:05Well, it's what Hawk said yesterday, though.
01:07Like, she was determined.
01:08She wanted to defend her title or claim her title.
01:13And she did.
01:14Nobody pulled her aside.
01:15Nobody told her to stop competing.
01:17So she's like, all right, I'm going to have to do this.
01:20But she's receiving so much backlash on social media who are just coming after her for putting other people in
01:29danger.
01:30I don't think you think about that, though.
01:32When you're having a bout of diarrhea, I don't think you're thinking of others.
01:36And I think if you're having diarrhea while you're at work, you're really not thinking of others.
01:42Like, you're just trying to get through.
01:44And, again, shame on the organizers.
01:46Stop her.
01:47Like, if she didn't know because she's competing and it's happening to her, if she didn't recognize that this was
01:55a danger to other competitors,
01:56how about the people running the organization noticing it real quick that, hey, this is unsanitary and we've got to
02:04get her off the competition circuit?
02:06Well, first, if she's so dedicated to defending her title, I saw the pictures.
02:11Maybe not eat octopus sticky rice and tuna tartare the night before.
02:16Do y'all know what bears do when they hibernate?
02:19They eat moss and bark and small pebbles, so it clogs up their system for the hibernation process.
02:27Yes.
02:28She needed to know.
02:29She needed to clog up her system for the high rocks process.
02:33Yeah, have you a banana?
02:35I was trying to figure it out for her.
02:39Have you a banana?
02:41I was tickled by that line.
02:48Really liked RC's suit for the debut of the Pivot YouTube sports show.
02:53So he's got the Pivot stitched into, like, a lapel there on the suit, and someone had tweeted me this
03:02morning, like,
03:03I'd like to see Hawk wearing that suit on the Pivot, and I said I would wear it to Solana's
03:07wedding.
03:08If RC can get me a Pivot sport coat embroidered, I would absolutely wear that to Solana's wedding.
03:15Yeah.
03:16The little, well, the Ladins, the little monkey, that little jacket with the gold buttons.
03:20That's what it was.
03:20It was a short-sleeve suit.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Yeah.
03:23It's a weird little look.
03:25He likes it.
03:26I love it.
03:30Speaking of the Falcons quarterback room, by the way, going back a couple minutes,
03:35there has been no official word yet.
03:38My guess is Stefanski will wait until the absolute last minute to make a decision,
03:42because I don't think Stefanski knows what he wants to do, but I did see this funny tweet this morning.
03:46Falcons quarterback room currently.
03:48This is courtesy of Trill Wissosa.
03:51I don't know who it is, just a funny account.
03:54Michael Penix Jr. doesn't want to play.
03:57Cooper Rush physically can't play.
04:00Strand wants to play, but not allowed to, I guess, as a practice squad guy.
04:04Tua Tungabailoa doesn't know how to play.
04:09Not a great situation there in Atlanta.
04:14That depth chart is funny.
04:17You can go out there, and we'll see who comes and breaks the huddle.
04:22Who are you more disgusted with?
04:24Ray Gunn, the Australian break dancer, or High Rock's doo-doo?
04:30Oh, High Rock's doo-doo.
04:32Really?
04:34Yeah.
04:35Just not knowing how to do it?
04:37Okay, you tricked the system.
04:39You boo-boo and put everybody in danger by eating octopus sticky rice?
04:46Ugh.
04:46See, I think it's completely the opposite.
04:50I think Ray Gunn defiled her sport, breakdancing, more than the High Rock's lady because Ray Gunn made an embarrassment
05:02out of her sport, didn't take it seriously.
05:04High Rock's lady took it so seriously, she didn't let diarrhea stop her.
05:13I think the praising of doo-doo lady is just amongst y'all.
05:19Yeah, you're acting like Jordan and guys are like, who, have y'all seen the High Rock's lady?
05:24Boy, she love High Rock's.
05:25No.
05:26Like the flu game for Jordan.
05:28This will be the doo-doo High Rock's for her.
05:31Y'all are amping her up to a level I think the world isn't.
05:35Well, I don't think that's fair considering the Pivot account was, like, literally put out a tweet about how inspirational
05:43she is as an athlete.
05:44Is that so?
05:45Yeah, I don't know what you're doing with you guys.
05:48Hey, hey, nope, them guys too.
05:51My employer is not representative of all my thoughts.
05:55Go watch the clip.
05:56I say it's nasty and it's nasty.
05:58And I'll tell you what, you bring up the flu game.
06:01I think the doo-doo game is more impressive than the quote-unquote flu game.
06:07She won.
06:09No.
06:11I mean, Michael won the flu game, but it wasn't a championship.
06:15And this is High Rock's.
06:17It was created three months ago.
06:20Well.
06:21Hey, I went fishing one time.
06:23I fished in a fishing tournament one time and I had the flu.
06:27And I might have boo-booed on myself.
06:28I, I, I'm impressed by her athletic prowess.
06:33I really am.
06:33It's not athletic.
06:35I think you should.
06:36No, it's a loose, it's a loose center.
06:40Put, uh, on the Pivot post, you respond off your own account and just write, have you a banana?
06:53How could you possibly say, do you know, do you know what, what High Rock's is?
06:57What I've been training for?
06:59Oh my God.
07:01Do I know how hard it is to boo-boo?
07:03It's not, but that's not, that's not the point.
07:05That's not the point.
07:06That's not the point.
07:07Michael Jordan, first of all, had some bad pizza.
07:10We are, we don't know the true story, but fine.
07:11For the sake of the story, showed up to the arena with the flu, lacking fluids, been throwing up all
07:17night.
07:18He played, what, 32 minutes in that game?
07:2032 minutes.
07:21And I'm, I'm not, I'm not discrediting that.
07:24Like, in an NBA game, to play it while sick, that has to be incredibly difficult.
07:27But he played 32 minutes, maybe, 35 minutes, maybe, and put up whatever he did.
07:3240-something points, 50-something points.
07:33This girl pooped herself and then did, in total, 10 kilometers that she ran, 1,000 meter ski erg, 50
07:45meter sled push, 50 meter sled pull, 80 meter burpee broad jumps, 1,000 meter row, 200 meter farmer's carries,
07:55100 meter sandbag lunges, and then 100 wall balls with 14 pound wall balls.
08:01All that with poop coming down her legs.
08:04No, the easiest part of everything you said was the poop.
08:07It just fell out.
08:09Listen to this.
08:10Someone puts on the chat, and this is such a great point.
08:13He just writes, Paul Pierce, LOL.
08:15Do you remember Paul Pierce had a bout of doo-doo?
08:21He had to have a wheelchair come out and take him out of the athletic competition.
08:27This woman had the same bout and said, F it.
08:32I'm a competitor.
08:33I'm a win.
08:36About your fighting?
08:37It's poo-poo.
08:39No, no.
08:40Paul Pierce lost that fight.
08:42He wasn't fighting it.
08:43He lost that fight.
08:44She won that fight.
08:45She beat the pool.
08:46She beat the wall sit.
08:47She beat the burpee lunge flies.
08:49She lost to the boo-boo.
08:51The boo-boo won on her legs.
08:54Victory lap down into her socks.
08:56Disagree.
09:00That's nasty.
09:03Jordan only played 44 minutes with a little flu.
09:06Big deal.
09:08He played 44 out of 48 minutes?
09:10Yeah.
09:11Oh, my God.
09:13Insane.
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