00:00Last night, Monday Night Football, the Chiefs, they beat up the Broncos real good, 31-10.
00:06Patrick Mahomes, back nine months, he beat Science.
00:10Beat Science.
00:11Didn't beat Science.
00:12Okay, he didn't beat Science.
00:15Nine months, he's, nine months.
00:16I would say, I would say.
00:17Two ligaments in his knee, nine months, scores a touchdown.
00:20I would say, I would say this also.
00:23His knee wasn't that torn.
00:25No, no, no, no, I'm not saying that.
00:26I'm not saying that, no.
00:28Okay, it was less than anticipated.
00:30There's different levels.
00:31The other thing is, is that it also depends on what position you play.
00:36All right?
00:38It's, he plays quarterback, and it wasn't his plate foot.
00:43So that matters.
00:45Still beating Science.
00:48Let me ask you, Dr. Showpony.
00:52Yeah.
00:53What is the required time for a return to that?
00:57Nine months, pretty quick.
00:58No, no.
00:59Pretty quick.
00:59Then what time should it have been?
01:01Eleven.
01:03And where are you getting these numbers from?
01:05Science.
01:09Showpony science?
01:10No, regular science.
01:11Science.
01:12And how many ligaments have you torn in your career?
01:15Lots, dude.
01:16Lots.
01:17Right now, you've torn my Goosey's ligament because you've just been a big, big, sad trombone today.
01:23So here's Patrick Mahomes after the game.
01:26I just wanted to play.
01:27Like, I've done so much rehab and so much work.
01:30I've got to put myself in this position.
01:32I just wanted to get out there and play.
01:34Like, this is what you do it for.
01:35And I was able to play and go out there.
01:37And my guys around me kind of helped me.
01:39So whenever I wasn't, I feel like I didn't play my best football.
01:42We still were able to go out there and beat a really good football team pretty well.
01:45And it's because the guys around me stepped up and knew that they were going to have to help me
01:48as I kind of get back into the rhythm of things.
01:53All right.
01:54Love it.
01:55Good for him.
01:55Good moment yesterday.
01:57You know, for people who like good moments and don't like to whiz on them.
02:01I'm not whizzing on it.
02:02People who like sports.
02:03Like, who whizzes on it?
02:06There's nobody whizzing on a moment.
02:08You say whizzing on a moment is saying, if I don't say he doesn't.
02:12Wait.
02:14You saying me whizzing on that moment is not admitting that he beats science.
02:19That's not whizzing on a moment.
02:21You won't relent that anybody beats science.
02:24No, because you heal how you heal.
02:27No.
02:28Science gives you a timeline and then you beat it.
02:31No, that timeline is standard for everyone.
02:34It doesn't include what you do for a living.
02:37Was it standard for Chris Bell?
02:38Huh?
02:38Was it standard for Chris Bell?
02:40What I'm saying is this.
02:42Okay.
02:43That when people say how long it takes for certain things to heal, it's a general, you know, time frame.
02:52It's not a time frame specific to.
02:55So when Adrian Peterson came back from an ACL and then led the league in rushing, you didn't think that
02:59was beating science?
03:00No, because he limped the whole year.
03:02He's just really good.
03:04He limped the whole year with a brace.
03:08Right?
03:09That's not beating science.
03:10He still looked like he led the league in rushing.
03:13That one has nothing.
03:15That's scoffing on science's face.
03:19You know, one has nothing to do with the other, right?
03:22Only because.
03:23So you take your success, it means that you healed quicker.
03:26No.
03:27That's not how that works.
03:28Like, you know, most guys play a little banged up and some guys can deal with it a little bit
03:33better.
03:33It doesn't mean you healed faster.
03:35It doesn't, like, yeah.
03:37Adrian Peterson ran for 2,000 yards with a limp.
03:40Mm-hmm.
03:41That doesn't mean he beat science.
03:43It means he's a bad dude.
03:45That's what that means.
03:46Well, I would say very few who aren't bad dudes are beating science.
03:49Like, the ones who aren't bad dudes are not beating science.
03:52That's how you beat science.
03:54You got to be a bad dude.
03:58You know what's crazy?
03:59Like, it's weird how he says the same things as me, but he just doesn't want to agree with what
04:03I say.
04:03Like, that's the thing that frustrates me, that holy hell, and he's been doing it all week.
04:07We have been on the same page, but he refuses to acknowledge it.
04:11We agree.
04:11Don't shake your head.
04:13It drives me nuts.
04:15It drives me nuts.
04:17It drives me nuts.
04:18We agree on these things.
04:20And you just want to change the world.
04:21I wanted to choke the life out of you for saying get a sinner that can long snap.
04:27Because you're such a jackass, you won't even listen to my idea.
04:30That's why.
04:30Listen to your friends, Leroy.
04:31You won't even listen to my idea.
04:33He's just like, that's not how it's done.
04:34I'm like, that's literally not the point.
04:35The point is, we're trying to evolve the sport.
04:38He's like, they don't evolve the sport.
04:40The sport's not evolved.
04:41Sports doesn't evolve.
04:42Sports does evolve.
04:44Oh, it does?
04:45Yeah.
04:45Really?
04:46Yeah.
04:46Really.
04:46You don't let it evolve because you constantly say, that's not how we did things back then.
04:50And you want to keep it away back then.
04:52It's like, you can't evolve in this case.
04:54In order, in order to do what you suggest, you first have to care enough about the long snapper.
05:02Agreed.
05:03Nobody does because you can't find one anywhere.
05:05They should.
05:05And that's the problem.
05:06No, they should.
05:06But that's my point.
05:07That's the point.
05:08You wouldn't have to have a long snapper if you had somebody who could long snap.
05:12That you trusted.
05:14They do.
05:14They have plenty of guys.
05:15They don't.
05:16They do.
05:17No.
05:17They have emergency long snappers.
05:19That's all you need.
05:21Exactly.
05:21How many long snappers do you think you need during the course of the week?
05:23How many long snappers?
05:24You just made his point.
05:26You just made his point.
05:26Leroy.
05:29Dude, that's my point.
05:31If you just had a special teamer who was your long snapper instead of having the long snapper,
05:36you now can have another guy on the roster.
05:39You're saving a roster spot.
05:41That's been my whole point the whole time, and you have blatantly ignored me, saying,
05:47they don't do it like that, Tobin.
05:49They don't do it.
05:50The center is too chunky.
05:51They don't really have that guy.
05:52No, they don't.
05:53No, they don't.
05:53They have him as an emergency long snapper, which you know what that means?
05:57That means you would have to have a regular long snapper.
06:00If you keep, here, let me explain this to you.
06:04If you keep, say, nine offensive linemen, right, you're going to keep two that can do a bunch of things.
06:12You're going to have a couple of young guys that, you know, are going to probably play in a couple
06:18of years, okay?
06:21But most offensive linemen at that level don't long snap.
06:26They play offensive linemen.
06:27I know.
06:29Nobody's disagreeing.
06:29Hey, let me ask you something.
06:31Have I disagreed with you on that point once?
06:34Why won't you look at my point?
06:36So why are you saying let's go make an imaginary guy to do it?
06:40Because people.
06:41Find one.
06:42That's the point, dummy.
06:43There are none.
06:44That's the point.
06:45Find one.
06:46There are no offensive linemen that are good enough to play.
06:49I know.
06:50I know.
06:51I know.
06:52That's why I'm saying they should invent that.
06:54That's why it's innovative.
06:56If it was done already, then we wouldn't have the debate.
07:00But nobody's thought of it.
07:01That's why it's genius.
07:03That's not why nobody's thought of it because they're not there.
07:08If you have an offensive lineman that's good enough to play, he's probably not going to be awesome.
07:11Why did the Jaguars trade so many first-round picks to get Travis Hunter?
07:18Because he plays both ways?
07:21Because he plays both ways.
07:23Literally, that's what their GM said.
07:24Okay.
07:24It's like getting the Shohei Otani of football.
07:26That's what he said.
07:27So, you want football to do that for an offensive lineman and a long snapper?
07:31Of course.
07:32Why would you find the cutting edge?
07:34Let me get this straight.
07:36Let me get this straight.
07:39So, you're equating Shohei Otani, Travis Hunter, and a long snapper and a guard all in the same team?
07:47Yes, because they're all marginal things.
07:50Obviously, those guys are stars, but you're still looking for guys.
07:53Why do some guys make the team and some don't?
07:55Because they can play special teams, right?
07:57Why does a running back make a team instead of a guy who's super fast, a guy who's kind of
08:01fast but can tackle?
08:02Because why?
08:03Because he plays special teams.
08:05So, why is this stupid when it comes to long snapping?
08:07It's not.
08:07It's genius.
08:08That's why.
08:09Most of your guys who make the team as special teamers aren't good enough to play guard or tackle.
08:17But if they had multiple jobs, would that not be valuable?
08:20They don't.
08:21Especially if I didn't need to waste it on a stupid long snapper?
08:24All right.
08:25Thank you very much.
08:25You
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