00:00Hello, are you the catering company?
00:04Yes, we are the caterers, yes.
00:05It's my school disco and I'm just wondering if you can do the food.
00:11Please tell the teacher about us.
00:13I'm setting it up because the teacher don't want to do anything they just said the school will put on
00:18the food.
00:19And since Jamie Oliver has come in and sorted out all the school dinners and proper messed it up,
00:25I know the food's going to be rubbish.
00:28Right.
00:28Rather than getting Jamie Oliver in, they should have got Ronald McDonald.
00:33Yeah, we're better caterers than Jamie Oliver.
00:36Definitely.
00:37All the food he does, it's like a little bit of this, a little bit of that and that's proper.
00:42Yeah, and is it all healthy eating as well?
00:44Everything's green and orange.
00:46Yeah.
00:46I don't want that.
00:47No, it'll make you big and strong if you eat vegetables.
00:50I'm big and strong anyway.
00:51Are you?
00:52How old are you?
00:53I'm three and nearly six.
00:55Yeah.
00:56I'm like the cock of the school.
00:57Wow.
00:58So you really tall?
00:59I wouldn't say tall, but I'm proper hard.
01:03So what's your favourite food then?
01:05Chicken nuggets.
01:05I think it's everybody's favourite food, isn't it?
01:08Yeah, with tomato sauce.
01:10Oh, barbecue sauce.
01:11What sort of food do you do?
01:13We do everything.
01:14We do slush machines, popcorn machines, chocolate fountain.
01:17Don't get any healthier than that, does it?
01:20What do you think you'd be able to do from a school disco?
01:23I could do anything for your school disco, but you'll have to give the teacher my number so she couldn't
01:28ring me.
01:29I don't want to give it to the teacher.
01:31Yeah.
01:31Because then they'll take all the credit.
01:33I'm setting this up.
01:35Yes.
01:35Do you do pizza?
01:37We do pizza, yeah.
01:38Boom.
01:38Do you do chocolate cake?
01:40We do chocolate cake.
01:41Boom.
01:41Lots of chocolate sauce.
01:43Do you do candy floss?
01:45Yes.
01:46Oh my God.
01:47Different colours.
01:48Pink, blue, green.
01:49Have you got anything with e-numbers in it?
01:51Yeah, a lot of the streets will have e-numbers in.
01:53Makes your little kids happy.
01:55Won't go to bed for the morning dead at night.
01:57Yeah, it is.
01:58And it also gets the girls proper going.
02:00What girlfriend?
02:01I've got seven.
02:03Seven?
02:04One for every day of the week?
02:05Every day of the week.
02:07Wow.
02:07And I just want them dosed up on e-numbers as well.
02:10Because when the cha-cha slide comes on, I'm gonna be proper booing.
02:15Yeah.
02:16Which one do you take into the disco with you, which means dance and red?
02:19And my tea?
02:20Chardonnay.
02:21Chardonnay?
02:22She seems nice.
02:23She's dead nice.
02:24I've got more tea from her, Mum.
02:26Have you?
02:27Do you do spaghetti bolognese?
02:29Spaghetti bolognese?
02:30Yeah, we could do spaghetti bolognese.
02:31Yeah, me and Chardonnay will share a piece of skater and then at the end just end up kissing.
02:36Yeah.
02:36That's proper romantic, right, isn't it?
02:38Yeah, it's proper romantic, yeah.
02:40You can tell her that you've booked it all.
02:41Yeah, and not the teachers.
02:43Me.
02:43We'll need either your teacher or your mum or somebody to give us a call to make the booking.
02:48We'll have to take card payment.
02:50And get me Uncle Barry's.
02:51Get Uncle Barry to give us a call and then we'll be able to take payment off Uncle Barry's card.
02:55I'll have to wait till it's gyro day though.
02:58So he works really hard, Uncle Barry.
03:00Works really hard in the pub.
03:03And then he makes money off the plants in the attic.
03:06Yeah.
03:07What sort of price are we looking at?
03:09How many children are there?
03:10It's a school disco.
03:12A full school you want to book it for?
03:14Yeah, a full school disco.
03:15You'll have to get the teacher to call me.
03:18I'm not going to the Admaster unless I was there.
03:21He was shouting at me.
03:22Did he?
03:23Why?
03:23What did you do?
03:24I put plasticine in my maths teacher's hair.
03:28I've got a Mathis dog so whatever the kids don't eat, I could just give to my dog.
03:33You could, couldn't you?
03:34I'm not giving it my mum because she's had enough, that fat pig.
03:37Aww.
03:38But mummy has to eat otherwise she'll get poorly if she doesn't eat.
03:41Mum just eats, that's all she does.
03:44She just eats and sleeps, that's it.
03:47And looks after you.
03:51She don't look after me, she can't look after herself.
03:55You haven't been speaking Uncle Barry when he gets back from the pub.
03:57There's no point, they'll just be slurring his words.
04:00It's the best way to ask him then, he'll agree.
04:02Oh yeah, I might do that.
04:04Get him to give me a call and then I'll make the booking for you.
04:07But you'll have to let your head teacher know because otherwise I could do the food
04:10and then they could do the Jamie Oliver's food and then you'll have double food.
04:13I can tell you what the kids would be eating if both of you made food.
04:17Definitely yours.
04:18Jamie Oliver will be feeling that no one's at his food.
04:22My Uncle Barry is at the pub now.
04:26So when he comes home, I'll ask him.
04:29Yeah.
04:29Give me my number and I can speak to Uncle Barry for you.
04:33Then I can call the school then.
04:34I'll tell them that Jamie Oliver's asked me to call them.
04:36Oh yeah, do that.
04:37Yeah, I'll do that.
04:38But shhh, don't tell anyone.
04:40Don't tell your girlfriends.
04:41No, I won't.
04:41I won't tell my girlfriends.
04:43It's either get you in or we eat Jamie Oliver's food.
04:46Or we have a word with Gordon Ramsay.
04:48Yeah.
04:49But Gordon Ramsay swears more than my mum.
04:54So let Uncle Barry know that you call Ben and's catering.
04:57Ben and's?
04:58Ben and's catering, yeah.
04:59Right.
05:00And then I'll be able to speak to him and then hopefully we'll be able to do the catering for
05:04you.
05:05Perfect.
05:05Okay, and I'll bring you lots of e-numbers.
05:07Yeah, make sure you do.
05:08For you and your girlfriends.
05:10And we'll get the girls up doing the cha-cha slide.
05:12I can do that as well.
05:14We'll do it all together.
05:15Yeah, you can do that as well with us.
05:17Alright Emma, thank you.
05:18Okay, take care.
05:19Bye bye.
05:20I love you.
05:20Bye.
05:21Love you.
05:22Thank you for calling.
05:23Bye.
05:24Love you.
05:25Love you, bye.
05:26Thank you, bye.
05:28Bye.
05:28Bye bye.
