00:00Hello. Hello, is that the Avon lady? Yeah. I'm just wondering, can you make loads of
00:06money doing Avon? Because my mum said she spends a fortune on Avon. Yeah. So can I be
00:13a representative? Yeah, I like it. How much is it? 50p. 50p? Yeah. That's a bit dear, isn't it? Yeah.
00:24How much
00:25money can you make doing it? What? What? You can have loads. How much money can you make? Let's talk
00:35ballpark figure now. How much would you like to earn? Billions. Millions? No, billions with a bit. Millions? With a
00:43bit? Yeah. Right, okay, then. Come on. You tell me how I can make billions and I'll split it with
00:49you. I'm a good salesman. You're a good salesman? Yeah. What would you do when you've earned your billions?
00:55So I spend it, stupid. What would you spend it on? Food shoot. I hate you. What's up with your
01:04voice? Oh my god, this is a dream. I think I'm dreaming. Oh, do you know what? I love time
01:12you send me. It's not a dream, but if you want, I could turn it into a nightmare if you'll
01:17tell me how much you can make.
01:20He's going to turn my dreams into a nightmare. But listen, if you're going to make billions, then I'm going
01:26to have to give you lots and lots of houses to go put your bosses through. Why can't you do
01:30that? No, no, I'm the boss. You're the boss? I'm the boss lady.
01:35I'll be your boss, how about that? You'll be my boss. No, would you be a bad boss or a
01:40good boss? I'll be a good boss. What would make you good? I'll give you every day off. You'll give
01:44every day off. Full pay. Now we're talking, aren't we?
01:48Tim, I've found your real dad. You've found my real dad? Yeah, I have. Is he good looking? Yeah, extremely,
01:55yeah. You can't be my real dad, then. What are you doing now? It sounds like you're having a party.
02:01I am. I'm having a little tea party. My lovely surf leaders have all put together and we're having a
02:07nice afternoon tea. Oh, where's my invite? See, I wasn't responsible for the invites or else you'd have been top
02:13of my list.
02:14I bet I'd have been, this is unacceptable, this. It is. It's unacceptable behavior. Very unacceptable. And I think I'm
02:21going to have to discipline some people.
02:24Oh, no, no, we don't do disappointments in Avon, Tim. Uphold the beliefs and the trust and everything of the
02:30company.
02:35You sound like you're selling some double glazing. Do you want me to come around and measure your fund up?
02:42That's how my mum met me Uncle Barry. That's how his mum messes Uncle Barry.
02:49Oh, this is absolutely amazing. So, can I come and meet you for some afternoon tea?
02:55Of course you can. Is it expensive?
02:57I don't know, because I have a cake. Are you doing a runner?
03:00I'm doing a runner yet.
03:04As long as I can get in front of you when we do a runner, I'm happy.
03:07It'll definitely be in front of me. Yeah, it just means I won't get caught.
03:11Oh, exactly. Yeah, no pun of salt and pepper in your pocket. It's either a cinder. I've won't do big
03:15more.
03:16I'll have to put them back then.
03:18It's getting a bit loud in here.
03:19I know. Tell him I just shut up.
03:21Tim, say, shut up.
03:25You're going to get kicked out now.
03:26I am going to get kicked out. It wouldn't be the first place I've been kicked out of either.
03:31Absolute savage, you.
03:32So, no school today then?
03:33No school ever, because my mum don't get up.
03:36Yeah, but what about the children in your classroom? Do you miss them?
03:38No.
03:39You don't miss them?
03:40No, because one lad, he picks his nose and eats it.
03:43He don't knock it until you've tried it?
03:44I've tried it. It's disgusting.
03:46And you shouldn't do it either. You should be teaching better manners.
03:51And there's another girl that eats chalk.
03:54Oh, that's really bad, isn't it?
03:56Well, I must be eating more than her at home, because I don't eat chalk. I'm not a maniac.
04:01You're not a maniac?
04:03Maniac!
04:04A maniac? Okay.
04:05Well, you are Mathis, aren't you?
04:07I'm proper Mathis.
04:08I should see my muscles.
04:11I'm going to go, because I've got to have some dinner.
04:14All right, love. Don't burn yourself on the cooker, will you? Be careful.
04:18I'm not cooking it. I'm just warming up my greggs.
04:21Oh, well, thank you for your call.
04:24That's all right. You just make sure you enjoy your afternoon dinner, okay?
04:28I will. Thank you.
04:29All right. I'll see you in a bit.
04:31Bye.
04:32Love you.
04:33Love you.
04:33Love you. Bye.
04:36She's not making any money on Eve on today.
04:44She's not making any money on Eve on today.
