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00:10Oh
00:15No, you did you dress like a loser give your clothes back to healing bars? No
00:22Like that man Ralph the shelf, oh he didn't like it camera. He didn't like the camera dude dude Ralphie
00:30What's going on buddy? Ralph don't worry dude. You're safe with me. Are you? Are you comfortable?
00:37No dog hater? No, yeah, me and Ralph we we've been through a lot
00:42It's great to have him. What are you doing? Got our fucking guard dog
00:48Connor Griffin's been scared by him three times so far. No I'm not. Oh no. Ralphie warm. He's coming to
00:54me right now
00:54He warms up to me. The new guy's getting all spooked out. Oh no, Connor
01:00That's me. I don't know where he's going, but I won't. He's like eight months. He's straight too, Dante
01:07Oh, he is? He's not gay. That's what Dana says, but we think he's gay. He's not gay. Do you
01:14think dogs are gay?
01:15Can be gay? Are you a gay dog? Yeah, it's my gay dog. They hump other males for like dominance.
01:20Yeah, thank you
01:21But who's he dominant? He was humping me pretty good last night
01:25But he doesn't hump girls. He needs to tell Dana who's boss. He's not gay, dude
01:31It's okay if he is. What's the name? Ralphie
01:34Dante, size him up. He's a pretty color. What do you call that? The dappled dachshund. I like it. I've
01:40never seen one like that
01:41Smells good too. What? Why do you have him here? My wife's out of town. You? He's not good at
01:45all alone
01:46No. You know, he got a complaint from the neighbors. It wasn't a complaint. The neighbors called the front desk
01:51and said
01:51Is that dog okay? He's been barking a lot. Barking for three hours straight
01:57He loves his dad, dude. Sorry. You wouldn't understand this. Fucking puppy club. No, it's fine. I'm just saying
02:04I'm not. I'm happy Ralph's here. Good guard dog. Keep Connor Griffin in check. You gotta calm down
02:10Oh, Ralphie
02:13Ralph was nippling on my fingers a little bit. He was looking up to me
02:26Fucking loves this bag
02:28What's up, bro?
02:30What's up, Ralphie?
02:32I got Ralphie on my shorts
02:34He's afraid of humans. No, I literally have Ralphie on my shorts. Oh, you do?
02:41What's up, Ralphie?
02:42Yeah, we got a special guest coming in uh the presenter for the live of the year award hunter biden
02:47will be in congrats jerry. He'll be in today
02:49I'm pumped pumped up uh been a fan for hunter biden for a long time share uh
02:57a lot of things in common obviously the crack we're both
03:00former crack smokers so um yeah
03:02I think that we'll have some like a lot a lot of crack talk not glamorizing the drug but like
03:07uh you know a lot of crack talk
03:09I would assume
03:10Whatever they want to get into uh it's recovery
03:13A lot of recovery talk exactly and then yeah dante's coming in too
03:17So I had to get all the free thinkers in the office involved in this one and he's gonna do
03:21what's for lunch
03:22With donald. Oh, he is doing it. He's doing what's for lunch. That's cool
03:25Yeah, and then I think he's doing micropod too. Joe coming in
03:30I don't think joe's here. I don't think joe's here
03:32That would be wild wouldn't it? It's like joe just followed him in. Yeah
03:37Oh, we got all the ice cream he wants. I know ice cream guy. Yeah, yeah
03:41Yeah, I like joe. I've been a fan of joe for a long time
03:44How are you doing? Welcome. Hey
03:47Hey, nice to meet you man. Nice to meet you. How you doing? You look taller on video and tv.
03:54I look taller?
04:04Yeah
04:07I don't think I think the thing it might be over though according to eric. I don't know well
04:12I'm tired. I would say I don't know where we go from there. Yeah, it gets going
04:15I don't know. I don't know who else we can get to present me with. I don't think Kamala will
04:20hit the same
04:22Oh my god. I mean look if we got mom donna to give it that would be funny
04:26Yeah, obama's the last obama or if it was if we got obama trumps everything
04:31So if we got trump to do it and was like i'm very disappointed in you jerry
04:36But congratulations on the limp of the year we worked out. I'm ready. I feel like i'm about like there's
04:40a panel here
04:41I don't I don't love the uh seating of you while all of us are over here
04:45Yeah, but this is this is the most people we could fit in the room
04:48We don't have we never had this many people in here, so we had to I know that we're gonna
04:51that makes me nervous
04:54That's great
05:00Hey, do you mind doing me a favor? Yeah, of course. Would you sign my laptop? Oh, yeah
05:06Have you done before what when I went on that Andrew Calli thing that one? Yeah
05:11That's a good ass issue laptop. Yeah
05:15Fucked. Yeah, look at that. All right. Perfect. I'm selling them
05:21This one in particular
05:22No, that's yours. You guys so much. Can we get a picture? I do think I get a deal with
05:26apple for that
05:26Yeah
05:30Oh, I won't do that. I won't do that. Well, he says that philly has to
05:36I won't I won't I'm with you. Yeah, I think it's the coolest thing. I'm happy this year and let's
05:41see each other to come here
05:44What's up bud the hot chip on the balls
05:47There's two what's going on today for every 10 000 followers sydney gets on tick tock
05:53I believe she does some sort of a challenge so she came to me wanting to do the hot chip
05:59challenge
05:59And I was basically like everybody does the hot chip challenge if we do it
06:04Let's string together three or four different challenges. I think it'd be more entertaining
06:08So we're going to do the hot chip challenge followed by cinnamon challenge. I think you need to
06:14Do a tablespoon or a teaspoon of cinnamon and it's impossible to swallow it without liquids for
06:21In uh, 60 seconds, I believe and I didn't know this until 10 minutes ago after that
06:25She wants to do the gallon of milk challenge
06:27Which is the one that's going to really fucking suck because I wasn't planning on throwing up
06:31I guess we're going to do four in a row. I just read about the cinnamon challenge and it can
06:36really if you inhale
06:39Yeah, and it gets in your lungs. It can really fuck your lungs up. You probably won't even get to
06:43that point. It's just like
06:44Cement hardening just get the drools going at first, you know, but the drool I can't
06:49So after hot chip, there's going to be no drool prepared. Do you need to decide what order do the
06:55challenge then?
06:56That's good thinking. What would you do? All right, so what is the cinnamon challenge? Hot chip gallon of milk
07:02Easily you easily do a gallon milk after hot chip. I think I think I would do cinnamon
07:08Hot chip milk. I was planning on doing all this without throwing up. This is guaranteeing throwing up. You should
07:13actually really
07:14uh double check the stipulations here because how long do you have to go without puking after you finish the
07:20gallon?
07:22That's important. The gallon's hard enough doing the gallon by itself. I know it's going to be in
07:27I'm going to throw up no matter what. I think that I think this is going to be a quick
07:31thing
07:31I think we're all just going to be throwing up. I've seen people do the milk challenge
07:35Even if they puke like 10 minutes after they complete the gallon. I have faith in you on that
07:39But I think doing the other stuff before it if I just went all right
07:43I'm really going to concentrate on the milk then it would be boring
07:45Then it's an hour 20 minute video. I think we want this to be like a quick hit
07:51We're gonna conquer it. We're ready. We're ready doing this for 100k
07:56Let's go one million heroin
08:00Is this bad? What are you doing? I don't know. I we've explained it 10 times big red. I just
08:06want to
08:12Every every 10k for my tiktok I did a challenge I did 30 bong rips when I got 30k 10k
08:18I did the milk challenge so we're like doing it all together because no one's seen the gauntlet of challenges
08:23and we're doing it here today
08:27Oh
08:27Okay, what are we doing first?
08:29Cinnamon
08:31Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up right now
08:33I'm gonna throw up
08:34Let's just fucking rip it
08:353, 2, 1
08:41OH MY GOD
08:47We just had another day at the office
08:50We just got a body diet
08:53Oh my god
08:57My mouth is on fire
08:59It's being hot
09:01Okay, that's a challenge
09:03It's a teenage
09:04Did you just eat that normally?
09:05It's a fucking animal
09:09Okay
09:09What the fuck is wrong with you?
09:12Hot chip, get your glove on
09:13Guys, I'm so afraid
09:15What if I die?
09:18This is your idea
09:19You died for twice
09:21You'll go viral for a week and then we'll all forget you died so
09:24I'm totally fine with that
09:25I eat the whole thing?
09:26Yeah
09:27Are you kidding?
09:29Oh my god
09:29I can smell it
09:333, 2, 1, 2
09:36Oh my god
09:40Oh my god
09:41Oh my god
09:44Oh my god
09:44Oh my god
09:45Oh my god
09:45Oh my god
09:46Oh my god
09:48You're a psycho
09:51Alright, Milktown
09:52Go to Milktown
09:54This is the worst thing
09:55Alright, we got a Milktown or whatever
10:01Oh my god
10:02Can I have a little?
10:04Can I have a little ice?
10:07My mouth is on fire
10:08Holy fuck
10:10This is the worst thing that ever happened to me
10:11This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me
10:12This is the worst thing that ever happened to me
10:13This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me
10:13Look at that animal
10:14How do I have any of the milks?
10:15Look at his eyes
10:17Milk
10:17You don't have to finish this once
10:19Ha ha ha
10:27This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me!
10:35Is this a first date?
10:37Is this a first date?
10:41This is the only thing that helps
10:42have lactose intolerant also.
10:45How we doing?
10:47Hurting.
10:48This has got to be the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
10:51He's got tears in his eyes.
11:14You got it, girl.
11:19You're going to finish this shit, bitch.
11:22Here.
11:23Oh!
11:25Woo!
11:35That was fun. That was fun.
11:37That was fun.
11:37Yeah.
11:40You know, I've been better.
11:43It feels like I have strep throat all throughout my body with the hot chip.
11:48That hot chip shouldn't exist.
11:50I'm going to go help them clean up.
11:53Shaky.
11:54Shaky.
11:54I feel okay.
11:56I mean, the cinnamon.
11:57Like, I thought I was going to die.
11:59And then I thought I was going to die with a hot chip.
12:02And then I thought I was going to die from it.
12:06It was honestly more impressive for you than Deutsch.
12:09Why?
12:10Because Deutsch does this kind of stuff every day.
12:13The bar is set pretty high for him.
12:15Yeah.
12:18You gave me, like, a smile during the...
12:20You didn't tell me, Connor.
12:21I gave me what?
12:22That was zero.
12:24I didn't.
12:25Oh, I didn't think you would bring it up on air.
12:26I gave you a smile.
12:27What do you mean?
12:28I thought you would have just talked about my clothes.
12:30I know.
12:30You didn't.
12:31I was proud that you, this is...
12:33No.
12:34Well, no, you did.
12:35You dressed like a loser.
12:36You did.
12:36I definitely did.
12:37I dressed like...
12:38I still don't understand that because you told me, like, that's part of the bit.
12:41And I was like, I don't know what the bit is.
12:42Well, originally I was thinking about doing some...
12:43You're going to be just a fucking...
12:44Dressing like a guy who wishes someone would look at him and be like,
12:47Hey, I'll let me take you away from these fucking cleanses at Barstool Sports.
12:50That's the crazy part, man.
12:52What is the bit?
12:53Never...
12:53You dedicate your life to being a goober?
12:55No, no, no, no.
12:56Did you give your clothes back to the people you borrowed from?
12:58No, no.
12:59They were my clothes that I threw together for...
13:03No, we can tell.
13:04Uh-huh.
13:04Yeah, I was looking for them more.
13:06I can't be like you in PFT.
13:07I'm not to your guys' level where I can just stroll in there and like a t-shirt and...
13:10Yes, you can.
13:11What are you talking about?
13:13You can wear whatever the fuck you want.
13:15I didn't want to be the guy that stood out like a sore thumb and they're like,
13:18Who the fuck is this?
13:18You did not.
13:19There was multiple people wearing...
13:21Exactly.
13:21I didn't know what the scene was going to.
13:23I've never been to a media day before in my life.
13:25And I wanted to present professional...
13:27No, I wanted to not present professional.
13:29I wanted them to see like, oh yeah, I can take a question from this guy and then I'll come
13:32in with a stupid question about branding.
13:34So you're saying we're not professional?
13:35No, we're the bad boys of the media where people see us and they're like, oh fuck, that guy's wearing
13:40a t-shirt?
13:41Wow, he is fucking crazy.
13:43And you don't want to be associated with that?
13:44And then again, this is where you guys twist it.
13:47I love this job.
13:49You're the one who twisted who you were.
13:50You and I, we've had talks where I tell you I want to be here for as long as possible.
13:55As long as NBC doesn't call.
13:57That's not what would happen.
13:59By the way, question for you.
14:01Yeah.
14:01While it's documented here on camera.
14:02Since technically you did spoil a piece of content I was going to do yesterday.
14:08I did not spoil.
14:08I had this idea a couple weeks ago that the post pillar, whatever you want to call it, column next
14:15to my desk, I was going to use it to track people's heights.
14:19And then you guys did it on part of my take and now I fear if I do it, it's
14:22just going to be, oh you stole that from part of my take.
14:25Oh, you could do it.
14:26I could.
14:27We don't own height.
14:29So that was my thing.
14:30But people kept telling me, oh well if you do this, then people are just going to say you're stealing
14:34what they did with Zach on part of my take.
14:36But I was like, why would...
14:37I mean if people say it, who the fuck cares?
14:39Would you like to get measured?
14:40I want to get everybody in the office.
14:41I want to get a full height chart.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Okay.
14:43I'd love to.
14:44Perfect.
14:45There you have it.
14:45Are the short guys going to get measured?
14:47Yeah.
14:47We'll get Evo, we'll get...
14:49I don't know about that.
14:50They will.
14:51Kadic, you want to get an official measurement?
14:54Height?
14:54Yeah.
14:55Yeah, sure.
14:56Alright.
14:56We'll do it tomorrow.
15:07Ahh!
15:09Ahh!
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