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00:00I've heard that they both, like, hate me.
00:01All of this is coming from Goldfinger.
00:05No, I'm sure he was. Was he so sad that he was spreading fucking rumors about it around the whole
00:08fucking Chicago office?
00:09Yeah, we all know about that.
00:10How is it that he has started a rumor and nobody in this office was in a fucking rumor?
00:14I don't think, because I don't think it's real.
00:16We ain't all preachy about the f***ing music.
00:18No, come on. It's disgusting.
00:20No, no, it's a different guy.
00:23I don't have a great feeling about this draft. I don't know why.
00:30The worst tradition in sports right now, I'm going to do a couple jokes for a bunch of salespeople right
00:35now and clients.
00:37It's going to be great. It's going to bring, really, a burst of energy into this afternoon programming.
00:46Steven Shea is the international man of mystery here at Barstool.
00:50When I first started, he was on the ad trafficking team.
00:53He was going to tickle your funny bone here for a little bit.
00:55So Steven, after you, sir.
00:58What's up, Chicago?
01:01How are we doing?
01:02Great.
01:03I moved here about three years ago when this office opened.
01:08Wanted to learn some things about Chicago.
01:10You know Chicago has its own flag.
01:11You guys familiar with the Chicago flag?
01:12Yeah.
01:14Beautiful white flag.
01:15Got some light blue stripes.
01:17There's four red stars on the flag.
01:20Beautiful. It's a nice flag.
01:21But I was trying to learn about the flag.
01:24And I learned one of the stars represents the great Chicago fire.
01:31Great Chicago fire in 1871.
01:35Burned down over 17,000 structures.
01:37Killed hundreds of people.
01:40You don't have to put that on the flag.
01:43I don't think that's necessarily what you want to know anymore.
01:45I don't think New York City is going to make that flag on the 9-11.
01:48No!
01:49No!
01:50No!
01:52No!
01:53No!
01:53No!
01:53How was that better than that?
01:56No!
01:57And I'm going to take this as my sign to exit.
02:00Thank you guys.
02:00Yes!
02:12Yes!
02:13Yes!
02:14Bravo!
02:15Bravo!
02:17The 9-11.
02:18Jay!
02:19You crushed that dude!
02:22You crushed that!
02:24I don't think the 9-11 joke went that well.
02:27No!
02:27No!
02:28No!
02:30No!
02:30What?
02:33Why?
02:34The self-aware-
02:35I mean, that's- that's not like racial stuff, that's just-
02:39Jay, you're the-
02:40It's not playful racial, you know, joke.
02:44It's- it's a callback to the-
02:45Our best reason is the biggest massacre.
02:47I can't just-
02:50Jay, I was buzzing right here.
02:52Oh my god, the 9-11 joke!
02:54I can't believe it!
02:56Oh my god!
03:00because it seems like everybody has something to say until they're on the show and that brings us
03:04to una because you got to watch from home you had opinions within the new york office you jumped in
03:10and you were honest right away saying that annika and nikki do not like you yeah that's what i've
03:15heard and it's kind of just like i'm as much as i wish i could show up and be like
03:21kumbaya like
03:23because i did think that we i had a pretty good relationship with both of them i've heard that
03:27they both like hate me well i think that there's another wrinkle of this story in that all of this
03:34is coming from goldfinger so your ex goldfinger brought this up he was very sad about it
03:42no i'm sure he was was he so sad that he was spreading fucking rumors about una around the
03:45whole fucking chicago office yeah we all know about that i don't i don't know about that what were the
03:50rumors well ron he was spreading rumors that ona was una was fucking around with people and honestly
03:54i have had such a big fucking problem with it i did bitch him out in person and he's creating
03:59a
03:59divide i know hannah montoya is creating a divide it's all fucking ridiculous and sam is dating una
04:03and hannah got weird about it and all of a sudden everybody's talking shit about uno for no fucking
04:07reason hannah never got hannah never got weird about it oh there was don't no no no this is no
04:12this is
04:13this is what i'll say about it um in terms i don't is she your friend for real yes be
04:18dead ass yes
04:19yes and i will ride for her absolutely i will okay i hope she is and i hope she says
04:23the same
04:23about you because i'm not so sure what does that mean kelly i don't know what is she your friend
04:29for
04:29real like dead ass you guys are super close you know everything about each other you know all about
04:33like what her shit's up to like i don't know i don't i don't trust her and i don't trust
04:37her
04:37especially because of the shit that i've heard that she says and spreads to everybody in the chicago
04:41office she says the new york girls are jealous of me like she's full of fucking shit and it spreads
04:46through to this and it bleeds into all of us
04:49here he is
04:50um how i'm just saying that really close to people there
04:55so usually sometimes i'm the last to hear about that stuff but i'm sleep all of this is sort of
05:02like a reason why
05:03i'm not that close to people there
05:05why are you telling us
05:06all of what uno what what is the what's the rumor specifically uno just so we can kind of get
05:12out there
05:12i'm not going to say exactly what it was because it's so egregious and so hurtful to so many different
05:18people but like the rumor was that i slept with someone that i didn't and would never have
05:24and that like it was like a very hurtful rumor to me and to the person
05:30all over this fucking kid get this kid to vegas
05:34dave
05:35it's pretty fucked up
05:36what he just said hey
05:39remember about yourself
05:40it's not
05:40what
05:46i'm going to vegas
05:59i'm not spreading shit about you know what i was going to do about you know you're good
06:06we'll figure it out yeah just whenever whenever you can get there kelly do you want to say who it
06:10was
06:10no i'm not going to say it was because like una said it's so fucking inappropriate that anyone would even
06:14suggest like it's just
06:16now i have to know you excited goldfinger i'm scared i don't know the dave tweet it's all over
06:23what i'm trying to post a clip right now this is bad timing
06:29i didn't spread a rumor
06:42i didn't walk you over to caitlin as a joke like figure out where you can go on a flight
06:46that's what like what is the ring
06:49he's saying
06:50una is saying that strangers spread rumors about her
06:53what a rumor
06:55that she was talking other guys during the relationship
06:59when una and she probably was
07:00yeah stop it
07:02brother we don't have a house for two hundred people
07:04look at where did he go here
07:05why do you need a water
07:06they want to have water in the room
07:08they got water in vegas
07:09uh
07:10there was also a little bit of
07:11camp water
07:12bro you know like packing or like
07:14this is your vegas
07:15i can't pack
07:16i can't pack
07:18whoa whoa whoa whoa
07:19fuck
07:20fuck
07:27what the fuck are you doing
07:28i mean with those calves that could do a lot
07:30it's right here
07:31i have a question
07:32what
07:33this guy was dating
07:34i woke up and una was just there
07:36when did she get announced
07:38una got there last night
07:38are you gonna get fucked up
07:40i don't know maybe a little bit
07:42no i meant by like kelly keegs and una
07:44oh kelly keegs kind of scares me but
07:46yeah but she did at first i don't know now
07:48like it's kind of
07:48oh
07:49it's just i don't know
07:50so what's the deal
07:51okay nice
07:51were you talking shit about una
07:53no i wasn't i i've never like talked shit about my ex-girlfriend
07:56okay
07:56did you talk shit to nicky smokes
07:58no
07:58did you vent
07:59that's actually kind of gay dude
08:01you just let everything slide
08:02well no
08:03you didn't say anything bad about her
08:04i don't know like i was just like oh i'm mad like it's i don't know it sucked
08:08was there venting
08:09there was some venting yeah
08:11okay
08:11some stuff that like
08:13troubled me a little bit during our relationship that we didn't really talk about
08:15okay
08:16uh when we were dating
08:17you vented to smokes about this
08:19and yeah
08:19well that is your fault
08:20yeah that was
08:21yeah yeah
08:22of all the people to vent
08:24how long did you date for
08:25uh five six months
08:28and you guys never lived in the same city though
08:29no no i've been there like once
08:31but that is three times longer than nicky smokes and annika
08:34mm-hmm
08:34i'm glad someone finally
08:35wait they only dated for two months
08:37yeah i believe so
08:38what
08:38do you wish you had worn uh different shorts
08:42you would have to
08:43shoes combo on this day
08:44no no sponsor
08:45you wanted to rip a noble
08:47no i know i know but the the the shorts and the the socks combo
08:51oh
08:52yeah it's just not
08:53i wasn't
08:54do you wish maybe you had chosen something different
08:56yeah
08:57me
08:58and
08:59mike
09:00fuck man i don't know
09:02you just hack
09:03mike was
09:03you just
09:04you gotta watch what you say
09:06you're gonna be fine
09:06yeah
09:07apologize
09:09do not wear shorts
09:13that is you do not want
09:14oh that's going to be my
09:16fuck
09:16you don't want that on camera
09:17you've got bad legs
09:19keep those
09:19dude what do you mean these are fucking powerful cows
09:21yeah sometimes power doesn't look good
09:24alright
09:25stop shaking the floor
09:26after this all coming about
09:27you were talking
09:28you were talking shit
09:29i was not talking shit
09:31you were or you weren't
09:32i was not
09:33so you're going to
09:33you're going down to vegas to clear everything up
09:35i guess i don't really know exactly what i'm going there for but
09:38are we fun
09:39when was the last time in the noon i spoke you guys on good terms
09:42yesterday
09:44all my friends are just texting me the day you're doing it
09:46ah
09:49i'm his manager
09:50yeah that's my boss
09:52i'm not here for like friendship
09:54i'm here because i need to know what work i have to do for him while he's gone
09:57i'm excited for las vegas and all of our company to see that sam goldfinger after a certain amount of
10:03drinks doesn't speak english anymore
10:05it's called finglish
10:06yeah
10:06he barely speak he barely speaks it when he's sober
10:08yeah
10:08my biggest concern is that no one will understand the words coming out of his mouth
10:12i like you
10:12which is very light
10:15connor griffin
10:16connor griffin
10:17he's off to war
10:18yeah let's go
10:19let's go
10:20where is he
10:21and from everything that i've heard
10:25there is at least one new girl coming
10:27we have any graphics
10:28crazy week we've had with this boy
10:29the ups and downs of sam goldfinger are unmatched
10:32you really can't write his storyline
10:34you can't write
10:35i don't even think he can read but only comic books
10:37i can't believe i have to do his work
10:39what's going on here
10:41his new domain
10:42l-shaped couch over here
10:45tv
10:47tv
10:49desk
10:50three pcs
10:52this will be good
10:53this will be good
10:54this will be good
10:54she needs to go on rome's show and say
11:01i honestly think our interaction will be fine
11:05look we haven't seen each other since we broke up actually so like i don't know
11:08kelly keeps
11:09um our interaction will go how if he can spit out a fucking sentence maybe we can have a conversation
11:13i love this
11:16were you saying that last night he like mooches off you whenever you guys get like tables at the clubs
11:20yeah one thousand percent he does
11:21yeah it's one thousand percent yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i i feel like a best friend wouldn't mooch off
11:25you all the time
11:26but like i don't
11:27i mean in terms of that
11:28i don't know
11:41i don't know
11:43thanks ron
11:43thanks ron
11:44thank you
11:46you actually don't know
11:47i actually don't know
11:48all right what if luke puts the camera down then do you know
11:51i i i literally don't know
11:53no
11:53how is it that he has started a rumor and nobody in this office
11:56i don't think
11:57because i don't think it's real
11:58i'm not blaming you
11:59he's bad at this point i'm like wild
12:00he's the worst guy ever
12:02if he didn't
12:04so who started the rumor that he started a rumor then
12:07if the what he just said is not you just said it's not real
12:10i'm if there is one i haven't heard it
12:12so it's a bad rumor
12:13i haven't hung out with sam
12:14there's not a rumor
12:15nobody here was aware of this rumor
12:16i don't think
12:17i don't think this is a real thing
12:18no one has heard it
12:19exactly
12:20that's something
12:20something happened
12:21did kelly make up the rumor
12:23i don't think kelly made up the rumor
12:24i think there's just like a
12:26weird man
12:27that's what i'm saying
12:28austin come on
12:29you're pulling the strings somewhere
12:30where's the rumor
12:40i just had to re-watch all of it because i was recording micropod so i like i wasn't even
12:44in the cave like i missed all of that
12:46yeah
12:46i i will say like hand up like i have the rumor i'll be honest like i did hear that
12:52before but i thought it would be really bad
12:54um
12:56most explosive rumor of all time
12:58it's not a good i mean as soon as like una said in the clip like wife and kids
13:03that's kind of like i was like i don't want to say that i feel like that's a horrible thing
13:07to say
13:07so i sounded like a pussy
13:09well because i was being a pussy because that's a horrible thing
13:12well it would also be a horrible thing to do
13:14but i'll i mean i never told anyone that
13:17have i heard it absolutely
13:20did i tell anyone i absolutely not because why the fuck would i tell anyone seem like something so serious
13:27i will say in the course of this show i have been texted a name that it would be bad
13:31it yeah
13:32yeah
13:33i have not spread one rumor like i i did hear about it
13:36oh she's claiming that you spread the rumor
13:38i didn't
13:39yeah that's the thing
13:40so i pulled back from my friendship with sam
13:43was i mad at him about that at first
13:45yes and i tried to reiterate over and over
13:48i tried to invite both of them over to my place for like anytime she was in town
13:52i don't know how that got misconstrued but sam and i have not been close in months
13:56because i didn't want that to look bad and like
13:59yeah
14:00now i feel really weird because it's like i didn't want to say any of this stuff because i don't
14:04think it makes anyone look good
14:05okay so free hannah
14:06you look ready for vegas
14:09as ready as ever will be i suppose
14:11whole shit storm last night going out in that whole hotel suite whatever you want to call it
14:16i don't know what i'm stepping into i don't know if i'm going to be distracting from the drama
14:21i don't know if i'm just going to be completely aside from the drama
14:23i don't know if i'm going to be brought into the drama
14:25we'll figure it out
14:26i'm going out there and we'll see what vegas has in store for me i might not make it out
14:30alive
14:30is this a side mission for you and michelle
14:33i think
14:34we'll see exactly how it all plays out
14:36no clue no clue
14:37hey pft
14:38hey how's vegas
14:39i'm going there right now
14:40oh sick
14:41yeah we'll see
14:42we'll figure it out
14:43yeah we're gonna see uh rochelle
14:45yeah
14:47wrap it up
14:47wrap it up
14:49wrap it up dude
14:49wrap it up that's good
14:51safe sex
14:51it's very important
14:52but yeah i'm gonna head out there right now
14:55is he up to vegas
14:56yeah
14:57he's gonna go meet up with rochelle ryan
14:59congrats on the sex
15:01i wore my headgear in uh order
15:11how's the mets
15:12through pathetic
15:13the future
15:14are they still losing streak
15:16um they barely won yesterday
15:18it's probably gonna continue today
15:20they won yesterday
15:21barely
15:22wow
15:23their uh team batting average right now
15:25is 186
15:27beau bichette
15:28who's a contact hitter
15:30has struck out more times this year
15:32than he did by august last year
15:35why is that
15:36i don't know
15:37how can that be
15:38i don't know
15:39and he has more errors than rbis
15:41the mets don't have anybody
15:42but more than six rbis
15:43how could beau bichette
15:44he's a great player for toronto
15:46the team only has seven home runs
15:48seven home runs
15:49seven home runs
15:49their team ops
15:51is under 500
15:52what's ops on base
15:53on base
15:54on base plus slugging
15:55what is it
15:56on base plus slugging
15:57yeah but what's the percentage
15:59under 500
16:01wow
16:02they're averaging
16:03four hits a game
16:05here's the better question
16:05and 1.2 runs per game
16:07you want a really good question
16:08why are you wearing that hat then
16:11why would you wear that hat
16:13you're almost like asking
16:16you're asking for it
16:18frank look here's a hat
16:20it's an ambassador quality hot dog hat
16:23maybe that'll change your look
16:25they just piss me the fuck off
16:27they really do
16:28i've been in there before
16:30i just realized if colt or broncos
16:32don't have a pick today
16:33i may not be able to use that
16:34use that horse head
16:35i don't know man
16:37no one talks to me
16:38frank i just come in here
16:40ooh a lot of notes coach
16:42film don't lie
16:44corners
16:44running backs
16:45i like chris bell wide receiver
16:47louisville
16:48these are wide receivers
16:51these are all wide outs
16:52who's your favorite player in this draft coach
16:56fernando mendoza
16:57i love ruben bain
16:59i like mesador and bain
17:01they understand the game man
17:03hurricane bain man
17:05badass
17:06i like the linebacker of georgia
17:08oof
17:09allen
17:09carnell tate
17:10my favorite player is your my love
17:12he has no mileage on the car
17:14he's like a corvette with no miles on him
17:16i saw him live against pit
17:18me and malisek
17:19he made one of the greatest runs i've ever seen
17:21i was standing on his sidelines with tony dorsett
17:23swear to god
17:24even tony dorsett goes
17:27who's your super sleeper
17:29well i don't have a super sleeper
17:31but i like malachi lawrence
17:33i like fanno the right tackle that utah
17:35i think he can play all five positions
17:37he's gonna go high
17:38so it's not a sleeper
17:39i like uh
17:41i'm hoping he likes
17:41i hope he goes number 11
17:43fanno
17:43that's the guy i want
17:45i like
17:46i like
17:47diego pavia
17:48taylin green
17:49i like
17:50nussmeyer
17:51sawyer
17:52robertson
17:53i like my quarterbacks man
17:55i like all these guys
17:56welcome back to chicago miles
17:58thank you man
17:59okay
18:00oh god
18:01we're gonna practice a little bit frank
18:03okay here's one for you
18:04butt kicked the other day
18:05here's one
18:05we're not happy about this
18:06we gotta get our team back man
18:08so while everybody else is out messing around we're gonna practice
18:11i got some questions
18:13frank's got a question
18:13go ahead
18:15this future pop star made her acting debut guest starring on an episode of the sopranos
18:25good question frank good question
18:27do you know the answer
18:28yes i do
18:28good question
18:31it's lady gaga
18:33is it really
18:34that's good that's good okay let's make a note of that lady gaga
18:37there's an episode
18:38where
18:40aj's like
18:40he's
18:41he's still like in high school
18:42and he trashes the school
18:44yeah she's in that
18:45she's one of his friends that's on the bench laughing
18:48i've seen that episode too
18:49which film won best picture at the academy awards in 2024
18:54damn jake
18:55parasite
18:58was that uh oppenheimer
19:02you gotta have the answers ready
19:04well which film won the award in 2024
19:09yours
19:10yours applied to me
19:11it could be oppenheimer
19:12best picture was uh oppenheimer
19:14nice
19:15you see that frank ray
19:16we're gonna move frank
19:17i would've deferred to frank as well
19:19you know you've just gotten a little too big for your bridges
19:22yeah okay
19:23you know i'm the head coach of the team
19:24i would give frank the rod every time
19:26and then what was the thing with william shatner
19:28you had that too didn't you
19:29that was the one i screwed up
19:31we had four of those in the last game
19:33we're gonna do some double checking
19:34i misread the question i thought it was
19:36okay
19:37you guys are just killing me
19:38i told you that's about the practice
19:40not to spin off the practice
19:41quarterback
19:41tight end
19:42since i'm like since i'm in grade school i love the draft
19:47because every everybody gets something
19:49everybody comes home with a shiny new toy today
19:52so i'm fired up
19:53if you see an exuberance
19:54if you see some extra energy out of me
19:55that's all it is
19:57no hell
19:59i'm uh
20:01i'm tired
20:01i don't have a great feeling about this draft
20:04i don't know why
20:05there's a shitty class
20:06a little bit shitty
20:07it's just a lot of these guys
20:08they've played so many different colleges
20:10it's hard to get a
20:11it's hard to wrangle it
20:12some of these guys are three school guys
20:14that's why so many of these classes are gonna be terrible
20:17or looked at as terrible because they're not getting the proper development and everything
20:23just like you do the offensive linemen you read the pro football focus you gotta read the
20:27and then we have
20:29the reality of their statistics like this guy hasn't given up a sack in 386 pass attempts
20:35while 352 of them were bubble screens
20:38you know what i mean
20:39i like that big sumbitch of arkansas
20:41i'd find something to do
20:43taylor green
20:44yeah he's got some
20:45he's got something to him
20:46i love the guy at lsu
20:48nice wire
20:49and i like simpson
20:50yeah these are some studs
20:52carson beck i mean in 2023
20:55if he came out with caleb and those guys he'd have been in the first round
20:58and once then
20:59and then he just goes to a national championship with a whole other program
21:02and then he what he drops
21:03he blows his shoulder out of 2024
21:04just make sure you
21:06take the ball
21:07and dribble it
21:08down to about two seconds on the clock
21:11all right
21:12you know what i'm saying
21:12you're on the show tonight
21:13we'll pass it around a little bit
21:15no just dribble dribble dribble
21:16me and che
21:17before we get it to you
21:18two seconds on the shot clock
21:19right by the rim
21:20and let you uh
21:21i'm gonna say i agree
21:24i agree
21:25i love that
21:26i love that
21:27i can't believe where he is
21:29where he is
21:30he's at the great wiener dog race in starkville mississippi
21:34i love everything about that statement
21:36he's got to hang them up
21:38all right
21:39he turned down the nfl draft to do that
21:42he's the he's the grand deputy
21:44that's a good role for him
21:46that's never going to come up
21:48the grand deputy
21:49let's bring that up tonight
21:49of the wiener dog race
21:51that he went
21:52where is brandon walker the football expert here at park school
21:56he's going to have to take one year off from football
21:59just focus on wieners for the entire calendar year
22:01a wiener convention
22:03yeah
22:03in mississippi
22:04the wiener convention in starkville
22:07he's the grand deputy
22:08i don't want to bother you
22:10hey
22:11how's it going
22:12i've never met you before
22:14i love your work
22:15i've always wanted to do something with you
22:17you bailed me out and made so much money for me in the super bowl
22:19i was so on the balls of my ass
22:22i had the government money
22:23i was in foreclosure at my house
22:24i owed the mafia like two million
22:27and it was like such a pivotal um
22:30catapult
22:31i can't explain how
22:32how it was so helpful
22:34so thank you
22:35it's great to meet you
22:36thank you so much
22:37i've got to do something if you want to get to
22:38oh okay i would love that
22:39i mean i would i would i always
22:41my dream is to come to tampa
22:43and um take you to burn steakhouse
22:45i would love that i'll take you to burn steakhouse
22:48okay the i was only there once
22:50i spent six thousand dollars with ten people
22:53and it was 1990
22:54let's still stay in touch let's do something
22:56okay i would listen
22:57tell me a sec if you see jake out there
22:59okay and jake loves
23:00oh
23:00you know absolutely loves me
23:02so that would be great
23:03i would love to do something thank you
23:05be an honor
23:05all right
23:07arville reese is the betting favorite to go number two now which is interesting
23:10i feel like i told you that what two days ago
23:13you were on bailey the entire time
23:15i'm still on bailey
23:16yeah
23:17yeah
23:17the nfl draft show on barstool sports presented for everybody by reese's
23:26if i seem fired up today it's because i'm fired up today
23:31oh i missed you
23:33oh i missed you
23:34did you have one for the cum game
23:35amazing
23:36beautiful day
23:37it's such a good feeling to be a cum fan
23:39hi
23:40hello pft
23:41how's it going stu
23:42good buddy how you doing
23:43the pick is in or are you studying
23:45good good
23:45look good
23:46i'm not terrible but my numbers are terrible
23:50are you high right now
23:53a1c's high
23:54a1c's high
23:5510.8
23:55no i meant high marijuana high
23:57yeah
23:57yeah
23:58yeah
23:58the belly looks good
23:59what
24:01yeah i mean look i'm still solid
24:03even being 30 pounds over
24:05and i got a six pack
24:08right or wrong
24:09malison what the fuck's up with you dude
24:11what
24:12what's your problem
24:13could i get disapproved by the way
24:15being all preachy about the fucking
24:17no come on
24:18it's disgusting
24:19dude you have the worst
24:21you have
24:22you're probably the most like
24:23you have the worst ability to relate to women
24:26of anyone i've ever met
24:27but you do agree with me
24:29but you do agree with me
24:32don't tell me that he looks so good
24:33he should be banging everything that walks
24:35dude he can't speak to women
24:37he has what he is that
24:38but you don't
24:38do you realize you look like a model
24:40but you don't disagree with my sentiments though
24:42do you
24:43dude they're fucking partying
24:45you're such a loser
24:46you're such a loser
24:47you're a dwee
24:48you're a dwee
24:48steward
24:49call her a free throw dad
24:51Jake
24:53he's a fucker
24:54but you being like
24:55oh i have two parents
24:57maybe your parents should have taught you how to fucking talk to a woman and go on a date
25:01or you
25:02it's been like really grossing me out
25:04the shit that i'm saying
25:05now you know what it feels like to watch you during the dating show
25:08and be like how does this guy like have this big of a problem with just all women
25:13why is that
25:14i feel like i'm completely opposite of what's going on though
25:16no but why is that though
25:18no but you're the same
25:18it's the complete way
25:19but you're the same
25:20you have a bad relationship with women
25:21i don't
25:22yes you do
25:23i don't
25:23i have no idea
25:25is that where we're at
25:26is that i mean do you want to come out of the closet
25:28no
25:28we love you
25:29it's unconditional
25:31you went on a date
25:32to an nba game
25:34and a girl said
25:34wow
25:35it's pretty hard to play in the nba
25:37and you're like
25:37oh that's an automatic turnoff
25:38never talk about it again
25:39it was
25:40that's crazy
25:40this is ick
25:40that's a youth problem
25:42girls can have icks
25:42i don't get icks
25:44that feels unfair
25:48he's got a score out here i mean let's give it
25:50i mean he was just like the dumbest thing i've ever heard at all right
25:52he doesn't like women
25:54here we go
25:55for coach gruden
25:56for frank
25:57for uh
25:58for blutman for steven che
25:59i'm roan
26:00and uh
26:02bro you did a hell of a job
26:03hey i told you i love this stuff
26:05i mean brandon walker what's he down there selling pigs what do you see
26:08he's at the hot dog festival
26:11hey thank you brother
26:12always a pleasure being on the desk with you guys
26:14you know what you guys say about the cleveland browns
26:16the greatest
26:17most unbelievable fictional movie ever made
26:19is draft day
26:21because the cleveland browns never do anything right
26:25i mean that movie is the most unbelievable fiction ever
26:27hey bro you are man
26:28you know your shit
26:29they have taken care of us
26:30bro i love
26:30i told you i love this shit
26:31i'm obsessed
26:32i'm a psycho
26:33we gotta do a show this fall
26:34yeah that'd be a blast i gotta get down there
26:36yeah
26:37yeah
26:37yeah
26:38yeah
26:39yeah right bro
26:40i'm just trying to get like you brother
26:42i'm trying to get like you appreciate it
26:44we want to do some rap music anyway
26:46hey i'll come down and i'll give you some bad rap
26:48we can do this all like the perfect reset
26:48guys
26:48but let them be right back
26:48i'm habiliterated
26:49yeah
26:50bye
26:53bye
26:53We'll see you next time.
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