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00:00What's the vibes like?
00:01Dad, did you talk to Austin?
00:02Yeah, he just felt blown yelling at me.
00:04I have done everything I can to find common ground with this guy.
00:07People start sending me screenshots of you, like, talking shit on...
00:10I wasn't talking shit.
00:11It's just disrespecting me.
00:13Hey, Mom, I got a job at Barstool.
00:15What is this? You're getting a stand-up set off?
00:18I see you better as swings on a porch.
00:21Lay the white tees.
00:25Big day at Barstool HQ.
00:26Pumped to be giving a tour to country music star Ko Wetzel, a rising sensation.
00:31Saw him last year at the Windy City Smokeout here in Chicago.
00:35Pumped to meet him firsthand here today.
00:38Let's go give him a tour.
00:42Hi.
00:42Yo, what's up? How you doing?
00:44Hi, Ko. Very nice to meet you.
00:45Nice to meet you. Thank you for doing this. This is awesome.
00:47We are ready. You, get up.
00:49Come on in. Look at this.
00:50Look at this jack dude right here.
00:53Look at this guy.
00:54Country music singer Ko Wetzel,
00:56and obviously I'm...
00:57I'm getting a tan now.
00:59Kind of, kind of tank?
01:00Yeah, fucking tank.
01:01I guess we start there. Like, you look awesome.
01:04Thanks.
01:05Yeah.
01:05This is our golf sim.
01:07This gets a lot of action.
01:08We're starting a new challenge where we're going to have all of our guests that come in,
01:13do a long drive contest.
01:15How's your golf game?
01:16It's alright.
01:16We'll give him a little bit, like maybe a couple of minutes.
01:19Yeah, for sure.
01:20To warm up.
01:20To warm up stretch.
01:21And then three, three shots that count.
01:24We'll take your longest drive and that will go on the spreadsheet.
01:27And compare you to everyone else that comes in.
01:36I have high expectations.
01:37He said he's about a seven handicap.
01:40Oh!
01:41He's fucking jacked.
01:43But right now, listen, this is...
01:44I told him he's got a couple of minutes to warm up, and then he's going to have three
01:47that count toward the contest.
01:49So this is just the warm up period.
01:51So cut this out, blur this out.
01:52We'll see how he actually performs when the bright lights are shining.
01:57Put this one in.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Alright, here we go.
02:00This is when it actually counts.
02:01Let's see what Cole's got.
02:02This is the Barstool Long Drive Contest featuring Cole Wetzel.
02:16371.
02:18Alright, that's pretty big.
02:41271, listen, that's a strong drive.
02:43I appreciate it.
02:43That's a strong drive.
02:44And guess what?
02:45I think Cole's the first to do this.
02:46So by default, he's number one on the leaderboard.
02:49The question is, who's going to dethrone him?
02:51I like it.
02:51thanks for watching the barstool long drive contest
02:58hey don't let barstool doesn't let uh like we no longer handle the money from bush because like
03:03we're bringing in all the money hypothetically if we were like an independent organization and
03:08we weren't attached to barstool like all of that money would be used to fund the next trip but like
03:13it's a weird gray area with barstool because we're paid salaries and stuff so they don't
03:17want us to have the full access to that money you make it seem as if you know given total
03:23control
03:24over the budget you guys would manage it better and everything you want to get done would get done
03:30is there enough money coming in that you could send everyone to majors and do all those things yes
03:48all right now it's bad bad time i feel like we were like we were starting a trend you know
03:55you know what i mean lowkey like yeah i think i think we could regain from this though i think
04:01the content's there the winning is there and we've been begging for a dave tweet right we got it
04:08probably not the way we wanted it but we got it
04:12oh god he's coming here
04:18ah we're we're in a we're in we're in a horrendous spot did you talk to austin yeah he's full
04:24blown
04:24yelling at me he did yeah like actually kind of screaming a little bit at me what was he saying
04:32dumbest people sass went rogue
04:37that sass went full rogue i mean we had an owner's meeting we didn't even talk about that on the
04:42owner's beginning no no he's just he's in that meeting you see francis and roan sitting there
04:48they were they were they were they knew what they were doing oh they buried them they let
04:53them drown as it was all happening i got the email that i'm in low cash mode too yeah i
04:58see now
04:58i don't know i'll be honest i don't know if i that like on crack i don't know if i've
05:03ever received
05:03low cash mode i was smoking crack next to a dumpster i ain't never get an email saying
05:10cash from a bank you must be down tremendous i sent a text to my uh former foreman hank who's
05:21like a 75 year old guy yeah i was like hey what's going on how's work been great miss you
05:28i said well there's a chance i might be back just checking it yeah wait to keep that spot
05:34on the truck open for jj i'll tell you what that would kill me going back there it's hot out
05:39digging
05:40holes yeah it's fucking hot don't break but i tell you what you're soft now yeah yeah no calluses no
05:45more yeah i tell you what a good thing they'll put me back in shape 13 14 hour days digging
05:50yeah
05:51it'll get shredded fast yeah take like two months yeah three four months be back yeah we might have
05:57to have ron and francis join the discord we're on boy that monday who is us two oh no i
06:06can't
06:06like on that show what's up how was it good man how are you yeah the show oh it looks
06:21sick on tv it
06:22was fucking insane what was honestly weird about it is when the fights are happening it's so quiet it
06:29felt like just a few hundred people were there kind of like you're in the backyard and trucks are
06:33circled around with their lights on because you could hear people in like the back row yo ellie
06:38you're a pussy just everybody else is you were actually in the white house at one point right
06:42yeah yeah the uh pre-fight party george washington bro go off your bangle left they just hoard us in
06:49this massive room a bunch of awesome food finger foods there you see like walking around and
06:55shit triple h i was like i was standing by him he was i forget who he was talking to
07:00he was talking to
07:01somebody and i just go mr triple h man i just i was like you're a legend he's like thank
07:07you i was
07:07like i i go i know you hear that a lot but yeah you're a legend dude that's awesome great
07:14good to see
07:16you you as well i assume you'll be stopping by mostly yeah i can work okay just walk in whenever
07:22you
07:22okay from 10 to 11 30. okay okay okay okay sound good good
07:36i'm good good nice huh i mean you know that's like well it's like i mean it's just disrespectful
07:44outrageous errors i've ever seen it's also not a hard name no no john grunden look at the shirt i
07:51gotta wear it john grunden yeah it's not exactly a flattering look either that's good though
07:58that's bad that's that's a tough look coach i'll i'll say it coach grunden you know what it is
08:03he wanted it from fanatics i'm gonna be quite honest you have no idea about this i'll help you
08:09all right sorry bud here i am with my team um superstar jake frank what are you feeling
08:17let's uh let's stay alive you spelled my name wrong here well the order from fanatics what do you expect
08:24grunden mine's right you put ranch on everything i know i do now ranch just got even better it has
08:30protein ranch from marzetti dip and spread i've been eating this stuff all day i stock it up in
08:36the fridge sometimes you know this might surprise you i bring some celery in it has three to four
08:41uh grams of protein today we're not doing celery today we're doing a little buff chick pizza
08:47ranch goes on everything marzetti goes on everything let's see it
08:53it's so good with three to four grams of protein you could sneak in this ranch
08:56at any point in your day at any point in your eating routine it's the absolute best
09:01visit marzetti.com protein to learn more and you can find marzetti in the refrigerated aisle by the
09:07fruits and veggie at your local grocery store it's the best chilling chilling got a spot for you hell
09:13yeah welcome welcome to the hq it's hard to believe you guys ran out of money with all this you
09:19barely
09:19did anything in here what's the vibes like what's the bush vibes i mean no bad really yeah monitors
09:26are high yeah way too hard you're gonna have to lower these you can't i mean you can just gonna
09:32screw it oh because they're on the wall yeah you guys got the wrong mounts should have got the arms
09:36nice bonkers though hey sir what's the hurts on those things what are they pulling
09:42240 not bad what do you think nice setup not bad right yeah solid she's got a gym in here
09:48get some
09:50dumbbells in here mooc what did uh sass's 1500 go towards in here never got it never got it how
09:58do
09:58we get counter strike on this download it yeah do whatever you want it might be down jerry's probably
10:03selling all this tomorrow yeah probably already on facebook and i'm gonna get nothing back for the
10:09floors of the paint that's the only assets i have in this room yeah you're dead you guys want to
10:14have
10:14a mouse you guys want to have mouse pads no nothing we can't afford them we're lucky we got these
10:20mics
10:20hopefully i fly with my own he brought his own mouse i could feel this thing it's like a feather
10:28god
10:31austin's in a bad mood oh yeah he walked i was in the bathroom he said nothing nothing yeah
10:37yeah he's pissed what time are we recording we're going to talk about the kids carrie loses interest
10:43if i talk if we talk about ourselves so we go we talk you think there's a you think it's
10:48a
10:49coincidence that son of a boy dad's pillars of conversation are fishing video games and diarrhea
10:56delta delta delta yeah there you go it's a big fork i'm not a fisherman i have no stomach problems
11:04i don't play video games that's all we talk about it's his life you've adjusted your life to
11:10get more into fishing i have done everything i can to find common ground with this guy
11:15here he's not going to learn french he's not going to start playing the piano i can't get him into
11:20what
11:20i'm into i never talked to him about the bush stuff i got in so much trouble for that what
11:26for all the
11:27stuff that i said about the bush what do you mean who oh you didn't see this no he was
11:30on it but they
11:31didn't realize that what i was saying i wasn't supposed to be saying oh i don't know what you're
11:35talking about when you guys were like how's the bush and then i talked about that whole meeting
11:39yeah that's not my fault you can't put that on me oh yeah why would i why would i be
11:44in trouble
11:44being like how's the bush they're saying that they think that you guys should have shut me down
11:49big that's what they were saying i okay first of all rone is the king of being like yeah i
11:58would
11:58talk to ron how's uh how's the thing that you're in trouble for and you don't actually think you're
12:04in trouble for that right do you agree with that i mean i'm not gonna lie me and jerry watch
12:09the clip
12:10that came out and go how how are they allowing him to talk about i had no idea that anything
12:16that he
12:17was saying was bad yeah number one number two i don't remember a word we say on the podcast five
12:24minutes after the show's over everything that i talked about in that call was supposed to be
12:29talked about well it was me telling you everything that we were going to talk about in this meeting
12:32with austin which then we had the meeting with austin right after recording that and it went very well
12:38no but we had it we planned to have that yeah off camera and then like a reason yeah and
12:42the meeting
12:42went very well this was all about the budget stuff yes and the meeting went well and then that podcast
12:47came out the next day and scuppered all the progress screamed at yeah by whom austin he hates us because
12:54then
12:54it got on dave's radar and it became all things so the pretty much what happened remember they just
12:59all hate us pretty much i've been fired and disgraced from this company welcome to my life let me
13:05let me break this down in the simplest way possible i had probably the worst showing of son of a
13:11boy and
13:11son of a boy that history on thursday's episode of last week and i somehow managed to get in trouble
13:16with the bush fan base and the son of like i had a generationally bad episode of leading into the
13:22bush stuff
13:24and then the bush stuff turned my whole other fan base against me at the same time
13:30so it was like both sides were just like what did you do that was bad for the boy dad
13:35audience it was
13:36just a terrible i just had a bad that glass rant about the the glass at msg people didn't like
13:43you
13:43said that trump didn't need it i don't even know what i was trying to say i we needed nothing
13:47to talk
13:47about i was just talking when we start to sense that we're in shark infested waters yeah we revert to
13:52diarrhea plain talk let's go back to the fundamentals people don't like it when i people
13:56people don't want to hear me talking about kettlebells anymore so that's off the table
13:59i don't know i don't really know i don't know what you're you you're the universal people were
14:04commenting they were like you finally missed they were all everyone was saying that yeah yeah tides
14:09have turned it's over yeah we got a lot to discuss great hi i'm sorry the concert sucked what
14:16concert summer smash the best night of my life oh rufus the soul yeah what if you were a dj
14:22anybody
14:23tells you that rufus the soul's show tonight was anything other than terrible i need you to
14:26screenshot and send it to me why didn't you like the show it just wasn't good and nikki who i
14:32don't
14:33want to talk about he's dead to me now why is nikki dead he's just he's a lost cause i've
14:39i've
14:39finally given up hope i'd love i'd love to hear this what's your what's your what's your issue it's
14:45real yeah you real you guys can do this off air if you want yeah i would but i would
14:49still like kate
14:50to be there i would like to be there and then she why don't you guys go over there and
14:54hey you watch
14:55and then you come back and tell us no no that's how we'll do it yeah yeah yeah get over
14:59there yeah
14:59this is way better so i'll let you go and then i'll tell my side so that's that's part one
15:04part two
15:05we finally get there i don't give a shit about the robot thing okay finally get there you you
15:11disappear for like an hour i'm standing there call you you go oh i'm at country club i go what
15:17the
15:18fuck why didn't we just go there you threw a fucking tantrum about it so i moved it to the
15:23other spot
15:24then you bring everyone there everyone racks up a tab everyone dips i get left with a 500 bill which
15:31i'll send you whatever i get no no i didn't i didn't run up your tab i i go i
15:35do all that i
15:36jump through all these hoops and shit then i fucking have not a great fucking night i leave
15:42and people start sending me screenshots of you like talking shit on i wasn't twitter and
15:47fucking it's the only thing i talk shit about is that you said it's the worst set ever you're telling
15:51people not to go it's one of the best fucking sets ever everyone had a good time and some
15:55fucked up shit happened to you that ruined the set for you which i get no i thought it was
15:59terrible
15:59okay so then you're telling it to your own opinion i talk shit that that's a terrorist world
16:06coach have you ever heard of rufus
16:10he's your favorite dj favorite dj i like um marshmallow
16:18oh yeah look at him yeah baldos hell yeah i like electronic dance music
16:25you ever heard of nicey and i went to your club to hang out with you after it happened
16:29and you left before i even got there what is not newsworthy sound newsworthy what are they fighting
16:35about you guys know electronic dance music yeah
16:39that's it yo dante what so this this is the stance what's up how's that rufus show
16:54probably the one guy at the company you can't mess up his name not that hard to spell no coach
17:01grunden
17:05be careful brunden's gonna come over brunden brandon okay another correct answer
17:19another good one this is what i need right here it's high feel in the morning
17:33you've worked your whole life hey mom i got a job at barstool
17:47here we are live from chicago illinois four o'clock pm it's the grinders hitting the stage
17:56this crowd is going crazy
18:12the siren might be a problem yeah yeah i'm gonna have to take it away i hate it
18:17i'll have to take it away oh is that what that is someone just like very slowly yeah ominously
18:22cranking the crank is gonna be stop cranking who's crying who's cranking stop cranking who's idea who
18:29the fuck is dude oh it's coach i don't want to drown down brandon walker's voice
18:43i don't care if you're not stretched well i'm not stretched that's all i'm saying
18:51i've seen better swings on a torch no hold on uh let me stroke one let me stroke one
19:02this is a ground ball
19:04i don't have a ground ball
19:06don't fucking ground ball first of all there's no lights in here i never played golf in the dark
19:14god damn it hold on god almighty this is hard to watch look at it well that's it i'm not
19:22saying
19:23oh for three i'm not over three it's dark in here
19:28you need to stand straighter you're bent over you're hunched over like a hunchback from i'm six
19:33foot five stance and i'm playing i'm not playing in my my clubs stand you don't know anything about
19:39erections but stand more erections what is what is this you're getting a stand-up set off
19:43you're working on a tight five hold on there you go that's a little better
19:51look at that yeah get a different club get a different club
19:57first of all it's dark in here
20:02two twenty two too high just relax let me get one i just picked up the club
20:12slice the shit out of that that's right down the middle i know in this golf game you got
20:19slice it why are you going straight up i don't think i'm hitting these balls straight up
20:31so far up i'm hitting it right down the middle you're hunched over i'm not hunched over you don't
20:38have much turn it's just kind of an abrupt old man swing you're a football coach you're not a golf
20:43coach i am i'm a golf coach now i'm lacrosse golf hockey
20:55you're right foot down too much there the impact was 95.5 shut up 205 yards 205. play the white
21:04t's
21:05or the greens you did that in your sleep huh coach is there an anthem seriously yeah jake
21:13have you seen jake sing the anthem jake probably he's from virginia he probably sits for the anthem
21:20okay next up is niche category for the ponies it's nba rosters for the for the grinders it's the
21:27minions i love the minions this this is for the win nothing fun oh minions for the win you better
21:37get
21:37it what masked name in disguise does scarlett's husband go by when he tries to torture kevin stewart
21:42and bob a classic scene
21:48his name is herb but he's going by blurb final answer final answer final four for the grinders
21:54they have done it cinderella run for the grinder is just one of those matches what a performance
22:02you're a freaking man
22:05ron and michael jordan here together coach grunden coach grunden cinderella run how's it feel you know
22:12it's worth the name change man you know coach grunden thank you that was a hell of a performance
22:21jake that was one of the greatest that was great 10th round 10th round i called it first round done
22:29he
22:29he was like the grinders the grinders are in the final four superstar jake malisak clutch cleanup hitter
22:48with franken tank man oh my god you hear that train rolling down the track
22:54rhythm here come the grinders
23:02wow yeah
23:06gentlemen how's it going what's happening donnie nice to meet you
23:11donnie nice to meet you guys but damn that's an aggressive um button level for this time of the day
23:17we're making a breakfast sandwich today is what i was told uh yes sound good perfect
23:21do i put this apron on i feel like i want to wear the apron if you don't want to
23:25wear it you don't have to
23:26i feel like i want to wear it beautiful put it with a crown on it
23:36what i can't hear you
23:41don't do it one more oh no okay what no more do it
23:50do it do it across my neck
23:52you
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