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00:01Why is Lucas scheming himself into the tournament?
00:03Dana got voted out. Maybe try a little harder.
00:05You survived an ambush?
00:07Yeah, it's crazy I have to do that, Dana's a scumbag.
00:09Shut the f*** up!
00:11Rick, get the f*** out of my face!
00:12You're f***ing me, just kiss me too.
00:14You iced me out with a f***ing move.
00:17It was a f***ing move!
00:18I mean, what the f*** was that?
00:28What's up, man? Big day.
00:31Working on your plans for tonight?
00:33There's 25 young people in the office and there's only a spot for 10 people on the team.
00:38So they have tasked Lucas and I with narrowing it down from 25 to 10, which we will gladly do.
00:45So you guys are the appetizer for the main event?
00:48I'm fine with that. Whatever you want to say.
00:50I think they forgot to tell us that it was supposed to be about mini golf though.
00:53I will say this, I'm drumming up some interest that there's like lemon eyes and mouse traps and hot chips.
00:59There's not.
01:00Not because we didn't want to, because there's a bunch of babies in this office.
01:03But yeah, there's some twists and turns, so it'll be interesting.
01:05How many holes include Barso After Dark shenanigans?
01:10There's 15 people being eliminated, 14 of them have to do with golf.
01:15No rule changes along the way?
01:17It honestly depends. You're going to have to see.
01:20And the final challenge of the night, Spider and Liam will now play Lucas and I for three holes.
01:30Whoever wins makes the tournament tomorrow.
01:33These scumbags.
01:36I thought that it was Blutman and Spider going.
01:39They weaseled themselves into the competition at the very fucking end.
01:43No figure.
01:46Not a bad shot, my Spidey.
01:51Same putt.
01:52Wow.
01:53A little better.
01:54Yeah.
01:54Is it a ball?
01:56I don't think so.
01:57Oh, no.
01:57That's a killer from Blutman.
02:01Oh, no.
02:03That's a killer from Blutman.
02:04Oh.
02:05They're done for.
02:06They're done for.
02:09Yeah, they're desperate.
02:10That's.
02:11That's.
02:11That's.
02:12That's.
02:12That's.
02:13Oh, boy.
02:14We did it.
02:16Yes.
02:18Great game.
02:19Great game.
02:19Great game.
02:21This is hot.
02:22Coach, we'll see you tomorrow.
02:23Coach, we'll see you tomorrow.
02:25Coach, we'll see you tomorrow.
02:26Coach, we'll see you tomorrow.
02:26Appreciate this.
02:27Look at everybody.
02:28Again.
02:29Everybody who just spent the past five hours.
02:32We did it.
02:33Golfing just for Tate Lucas to drop in.
02:35Let's hear it.
02:36Let's hear it, chat.
02:37Just a kid from Akron.
02:38Just a kid from Akron.
02:39You told the camera there were no shenanigans, but we got shenanigans.
02:43Let me tell you this.
02:44Let me tell you this.
02:45Listen to my.
02:46Listen to my callback.
02:47I said a million times, the losers are eliminated.
02:50I never once said the winners are in.
02:52Also, if anyone's actually mad about that, other than Spider and Lucas, they don't know
02:55show business.
02:56That's a fact.
02:57So, who's moving on tomorrow?
02:59I believe that was you.
03:00Uh, fuck.
03:00Who was it?
03:01Uh, me.
03:03I know Lucas is in.
03:04Yes.
03:04That's true.
03:05That's all I can remember, to be honest.
03:06You have to at least say it wasn't the first time.
03:10Camera off, I'd agree.
03:11Yeah.
03:12Camera off.
03:12What would you say?
03:14Fucked up.
03:14You guys are going to hell.
03:15To be fair, they are bad guys.
03:18Yeah, nobody can be shocked by that.
03:21I would think it would be fine if he, if it wasn't five hours.
03:25Yeah, so my thing was, if it was like an hour stream or two hour stream, I think that's
03:28If you ask for people's time, and then you fuck them over, that's kind of bullshit.
03:32But if it was like a, if it was like seven to eight, and they're like, aha, twist.
03:36Which, by the way, I have no problem with them doing that, because I think it was great
03:40content.
03:40But I do think that Spider and Bluffman should be added.
03:43All right, well, so I got the bad vibes on my team, because Tate's on my team.
03:46Yeah.
03:47You can have Lucas too, if you want.
03:48No.
03:49You were in charge of getting the field from 25 young golfers to 10.
03:54Yeah.
03:54And you did just that.
03:55That's what we were tasked to do.
03:56And let me tell you this, we were tasked to do it on Barcel After Dark.
03:59If they wanted to just do a first round and choose the 10 best golfers, they would have
04:04done that.
04:05Vacuum City.
04:07Vacuum City over there.
04:08This is Vacuum City furniture.
04:10A little bit of a scumbag at the end.
04:12Like, I feel like if you just admit that, it's fine.
04:15Was it good content?
04:16Yes.
04:17Was it the absolute scum of the earth move?
04:19Yes.
04:20Now you, you do, you and Lucas do a great job.
04:24Don't, don't, do not get that twisted.
04:26But to rob someone out of a spot, to put Lucas in.
04:29Like, I get you scheming yourself in.
04:32Like, what do we, why is Lucas scheming himself into the tournament?
04:35To the allegations that we're scumbags.
04:38Accepted.
04:39A hundred percent.
04:39You didn't need last night to tell us we were scumbags.
04:41I am a scumbag.
04:43With that being said, Nicky Smokes, I'll turn the camera back to you.
04:45If it wasn't Blutman and Spider who everyone loves, like if that was Nicky Smokes getting
04:50screwed over and Ella Griff throwing a club through a window.
04:54This morning we're getting carried off into the sunset.
04:57Like, this is the greatest idea of all time.
04:59If that happened to me and Ella Griff, or me or anyone else, Big Cat would have tweeted
05:06all caps, what a twist, with 12 exclamation points.
05:09And there'd be, there'd be no, oh my God, what happened?
05:13Cancel, cancel the tournament.
05:14No.
05:15Like, it'd be a great twist.
05:16So, I get what you did.
05:18I know you had to do what you had to do.
05:20But why are we swindling in Lucas?
05:22I'm fine with that.
05:23I mean, it is, yeah.
05:24Lucas, come down here.
05:25Fuck you, Lucas.
05:26Yeah, what a twist.
05:27Lucas, come down here.
05:28Oh!
05:29Alright, if you, alright, here's, alright, I like this.
05:32Punishment.
05:33If you win, you get to keep the money.
05:35If your team loses, you have to do an after dark punishment.
05:39Roles reversed.
05:40I like that.
05:40Roles reversed.
05:41And every producer can come up with an idea.
05:44On your birthday.
05:45Yeah.
05:45On your birthday.
05:47Yeah.
05:47Yes.
05:47Every producer can do anything they want to you.
05:49Sure.
05:51You just survived an ambush?
05:52I survived?
05:53Are you still in the competition?
05:56I guess.
05:57Or if my team loses, I have to do a punishment stream like I did last year.
06:03Insert clip of me doing something fucked up.
06:07Getting tackled by Kidding?
06:08Yep.
06:08Put that, throw that one in there.
06:09People love that one.
06:10Dude, one!
06:14You're an asshole.
06:15You're a fucking prick.
06:16And you're a piece of shit.
06:17And I fucking hate you.
06:21I'm over this.
06:22I think I have a concussion.
06:24Yeah, it's crazy I had to do that.
06:25Dana's a scumbag.
06:26I will never forget this.
06:28And Dana and I were boys.
06:29And I didn't, I wasn't that much of an asshole then when he was in After Dark.
06:33That's a good change.
06:36Why are we trying to go young team?
06:38Get the camera out of my face.
06:41What are you doing?
06:42Do you hear him?
06:42He's doing his job.
06:44Get your camera out of my face.
06:46He's talking to you.
06:47The same camera.
06:50I'm not fasting.
06:51Yeah.
06:52I can't fast.
06:52Pre-game meal for the team, Donnie?
06:54Yeah, pre-game meal.
06:55Only for the young team?
06:57No, Big Cat's an exception because he's the only reason I made this tournament.
07:03As long as it's not Mark.
07:04Yeah, fine.
07:05I don't care.
07:06I don't care.
07:06I want you to keep eating Mark.
07:08It's good for the content.
07:09I hate you.
07:16Thank you very much.
07:18Do you have a bacon?
07:19Yeah, I'll take a piece of bacon.
07:23That's so fucked up.
07:25That's so fucked up.
07:26You want to do so bad though.
07:29That's fucked.
07:30No, that's good.
07:30I want to do so bad.
07:31That's good.
07:31I'm so hungry.
07:37Can I actually get a meatball now?
07:39I'm done playing games.
07:40I'm fine.
07:41No.
07:44I apologize for what I did.
07:46Can I have a meatball?
07:48Donnie.
07:49No, I just wanted lunch.
07:50I didn't eat lunch.
07:51After our team and Pete and the crew eats, then you guys can have the scraps.
07:57I already said to Pete, I was like, I will literally pay you whatever you want.
08:01I'm fucked up.
08:02So food?
08:03You're going to do food?
08:04Oh, we always do this.
08:06Can Pete have rules?
08:08I'm eating.
08:09Oh, blueberry pancakes?
08:11That's my favorite.
08:14I'm not joking.
08:15It's my favorite.
08:16You want one?
08:16Yeah, I'm going to have to have one.
08:18I'm gonna, you know I have to have one.
08:20They're my favorite.
08:21They are my favorite.
08:22They look so good.
08:23You want the other one?
08:24Yeah.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Okay, perfect.
08:25Those steaks don't look dumb.
08:27Those are dumb.
08:28They're reverse.
08:29Watch and learn.
08:30Yeah, watch and learn.
08:33Ouch.
08:34I'm poison testing.
08:36We got some meatballs from Max.
08:37Poison testing everything.
08:38Frizzle bags.
08:39I'm poison testing.
08:40I don't want to lose any young people today.
08:42Oh, we got hashes.
08:43We got hashes too.
08:45Imagine if we lost one of you guys.
08:46Crazy.
08:47Crazy.
08:48What did you get your team?
08:51Nothing.
08:52They're all big boys.
08:53They can get on their own.
09:06Alright, folks.
09:07Best week of the year.
09:08The Masters plus Barstool Mini Golf.
09:10This year, it's a little different.
09:12It's just people in the Chicago office.
09:14So, it ended up with 12 versus 12.
09:1712 olds versus 12 young.
09:18Somehow, we have Minty because Big Cat said he doesn't want Minty.
09:20He doesn't want to deal with him.
09:21That's fine.
09:22We'll take Minty.
09:23Three rounds.
09:24First two rounds are going to be alternate shot on Wednesday.
09:26And then Thursday, singles.
09:28First team to, I think, 11 and a half points.
09:30They win their share of $40,000.
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10:08Let's just win this 11-0.
10:10What do you say, Blutman?
10:11I love that.
10:13Golf is the one thing I'm worried about because he grew up so rich.
10:16That's all he did.
10:17Yeah.
10:17What's his town?
10:19Edina.
10:19That's a really rich town.
10:20A really rich town.
10:21He grew up so rich that it's just like in his blood.
10:24It's like how in Canada, like every kid grows up, they put a pair of skates on him by the
10:28time they're like two years old.
10:29I think I could rattle him.
10:31He's got a really long shirt.
10:33Long shirt?
10:33What's up with that shirt?
10:34I don't know.
10:34He might trick over that shirt.
10:36Donny, how many country clubs in your hometown?
10:38How many country clubs in your hometown?
10:40In my town?
10:41In my town?
10:42Yeah.
10:43There's three.
10:43That's what I'm saying.
10:44I've worked at all three of them.
10:45That's what I'm saying.
10:46That's why you're going to have the advantage.
10:48I was a cat, yeah.
10:48Double bag.
10:49Two bags.
10:49Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
10:51You grew up rich and I grew up...
10:52I grew up working there.
10:53I grew up...
10:54I have more humble beginnings.
10:55What the hell?
10:56I did too.
10:57I just said.
10:58I pulled it out.
10:59Oh, you're doing tiptoes.
10:59We can do tiptoes now, Hank.
11:02Nice, dude.
11:02You're tall.
11:03Great.
11:03Good for you.
11:04Good.
11:04Didn't help you much in your career.
11:07Donny, you're right in front of the camera.
11:09Mark.
11:09Fucking idiot.
11:10Carp.
11:11Carp.
11:13There's cameras everywhere.
11:14You can't fucking see them all.
11:18Nice.
11:19Pot hang.
11:21Great pot hang.
11:26Nice, Donny.
11:28Can't touch me.
11:32Guys, can we...
11:33Come on.
11:34He's touching me.
11:35I mean, come on.
11:36He's touching me.
11:36He's stole my putter.
11:37This is great.
11:38He's got my putter.
11:39Pete!
11:41Pete!
11:42Pete!
11:43Pete!
11:43Pete!
11:43Pete!
11:43Pete!
11:43You guys can't take a second.
11:46This is crazy.
11:47Ask him politely to step back.
11:48You guys can't take a second.
11:48Please move.
11:51It's just...
11:52It's sad.
11:53It's really sad.
11:54Okay.
11:55Where is the voice of the game?
11:58I won't.
11:58I won't.
12:00I won't.
12:01That's a great putt.
12:05That's a great putt.
12:06That's a great putt.
12:07That's a great putt.
12:07That's a great putt.
12:08Dude, it rocks.
12:09Let's go! Let's go!
12:14Let's go!
12:18You guys golf all the time.
12:20That's the day.
12:21You guys are the two best players that they have.
12:24Oh, Hank guaranteed 5-0 today.
12:26It's on camera.
12:27Yes or no? They were, yes.
12:29And he didn't even get penalized for that.
12:31Talking to my back.
12:34Fucking flicking.
12:36Fluttering grass.
12:37Every hole.
12:40I'm trying to block the sun.
12:41Angling the sun with a coin in my eye.
12:43That's tough.
12:44That's a freaking tag.
12:46How are we supposed to beat that? I kind of love that.
12:48You don't beat that. That's the problem.
12:51You're gonna make it.
12:53Let's go!
12:56Two holes.
12:57Nice job!
13:00Let's go!
13:02Good shot!
13:04Shoot in this team.
13:08Yes!
13:09Yes!
13:09There we go!
13:10Yes!
13:14Yes!
13:15Great job!
13:17Fire!
13:17That was a ball.
13:18Fire!
13:20Fire!
13:21To tie the hole, to tie the match.
13:28Lines it up.
13:32Taking his time.
13:47The drama, the suspense, and he's all.
13:53Let's go, let's go, let's go.
13:56She's feeling it.
13:56Great shot, Shea.
13:57Great shot.
13:58All right, hey, why don't we just put this in?
14:00Put this in.
14:01This would be a massive tie for the olds to still take the lead.
14:05Heading into round two.
14:07Shea needs to put them in a nice spot right here in order to keep the tie alive.
14:11Oh, that sucked bad.
14:12Yeah.
14:13They got to re-tee.
14:14Big cat up hitting three.
14:18Nope.
14:20That's still in play, though.
14:21That's big.
14:22Lefty hockey style.
14:24It worked.
14:25Okay, not bad.
14:27There he can.
14:28There we go, guys.
14:30We have a, what do we have, a five?
14:32Five.
14:33All things considered, not a bad spot to be in.
14:36I mean, we've done significantly worse than five strokes on this hole.
14:45Oh, no.
14:46All right, that's a start.
14:47Bad.
14:47Really bad.
14:49Way too hard for Max.
14:50I know, but all I had to do was go straight.
14:52We are on meltdown watch.
14:54Yes.
14:58Oh, no!
14:59Oh, no!
14:59They went on me again!
15:00So excited, right?
15:01I didn't know they were going to go on me twice.
15:03You got to hit it in from the start.
15:06They're shooting just fucking plated up here.
15:06All they had to do was a five.
15:08Are they shooting five?
15:09Yes.
15:09Yeah.
15:09All right, so they can't get a hole in one here.
15:11Otherwise, we have it.
15:14What a collapse right here.
15:16Hole 18.
15:17What a half.
15:18Damn.
15:20Unbelievable.
15:20There it is.
15:23No, no, no, Max, no!
15:25Oh, my God!
15:26Oh, no.
15:27I can't believe we have that.
15:29What a collapse, Connor.
15:31That's insane.
15:31When the last two holes to force a tie.
15:34All they have to do is hit it up here.
15:36They could literally hit it as soft as they want.
15:39I was lined up.
15:40I was lined up that way.
15:42They could just do this.
15:43That was one.
15:44No, but that's what I wanted to do, and then it was like,
15:46what if you can practice?
15:47This is mean, big cat.
15:49It was such the obvious fucking play.
15:54There he goes.
15:55That was so easy.
15:56Fuck!
15:57Shut the fuck up!
16:01Dude, let's go off the side.
16:02That was the easiest thing ever.
16:05Like, dude, you have five shots.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:09You have five shots.
16:11All you had to do was go little fucking dink and dunk up the side.
16:17Why didn't we just...
16:18We got points.
16:19We got error.
16:20It's fine.
16:20It's over.
16:21It doesn't matter.
16:22We got to win.
16:22We got another round.
16:24Why didn't we just...
16:25It doesn't matter.
16:26It's done.
16:26What was we doing?
16:28Why did we do...
16:29I don't know.
16:30Hey, we got points.
16:32We're down to one.
16:35It's fine.
16:36Don't let...
16:37Hey, Jerry, it's over.
16:38You also blew a huge fucking lead in that, buddy.
16:41You're up four fucking holes.
16:43I...
16:44Well, I never said I did it.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Oh, what a meltdown!
16:47What a meltdown!
16:50This is...
16:50I believe like shit.
16:52I got to have a point.
16:54I'm putting terrible.
16:56Hey, Max.
16:57Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
17:00Yeah, that is not...
17:02It's a meme.
17:02It's a meme.
17:03Support friends.
17:04Friendship.
17:07Start to be good friends.
17:08He's so strong.
17:09Yeah.
17:12Oh, my goodness.
17:18Who Max did?
17:19Who are Max?
17:22Yeah, dude.
17:23What are we doing?
17:23What are we doing?
17:25What are you...
17:26Rick, get the fuck out of my face.
17:27What are you doing, dude?
17:29Who are you?
17:31What is this bit that you're doing?
17:33Aren't you supposed to be all behind a fucking camera?
17:35What are you doing, dude?
17:36Yeah.
17:36Get out of my fucking face.
17:38I get it.
17:39I broke the fucking thing.
17:54Fuck!
17:59Yeah, those are the ones you got to just hit.
18:01You got to hit those.
18:03Anybody that's not playing on the blue team that wants to watch Donnie, he's got to make
18:08this for them to stay alive.
18:09You're only on 16 and there's two more holes, but Donnie has to make this.
18:14Yeah, Dave.
18:14He's got to hit a hole one on this one.
18:21Oh!
18:22Good try, Donnie.
18:23Good try.
18:23Good match, boys.
18:24Good match.
18:25Good match.
18:26You're a fucking jerk.
18:27Chef Donnie, Jersey Jerry, they fall to Big Cat and Titus, the old.
18:31Yeah, right there.
18:31You know the most frustrating thing you can do?
18:33You, you the most frustrating person here.
18:34The most frustrating thing for me is I haven't even got to play the 18 hole.
18:37Go play it.
18:38Go play it.
18:38Here, sit down.
18:39Sit down and play it.
18:39I don't even know what the 18 hole is because I don't.
18:41I play Donnie every time.
18:43What do you think that's a good one by the time we get to 18?
18:44It's like, it's crazy.
18:46Donnie's so much better at golf than I am.
18:49He's so much better.
18:50He's so much better.
18:51I just, I just get inside his head.
18:54I can't even, I can't even hit a straight putt.
18:58We have like a really important putt right here.
19:00And then he's just having a meltdown, throwing his clubs, screaming.
19:05That's why you can see it?
19:06No, because I was just like, I'm checked out and I'm fucking.
19:09Yeah, he broke the putter.
19:11He broke a putter?
19:12Broke a putter.
19:13He should scream.
19:14Yeah, the beaches have made that putter.
19:16We need him.
19:17We need him.
19:17We need him.
19:18We need him.
19:19We need him bad.
19:19Yeah, you need wind.
19:20We need him bad.
19:21Like, now it's just here.
19:22Spots.
19:24I'm actually not sure he made it through.
19:26It's going to be close.
19:28It actually took it pretty much.
19:29You can see the white, which is the tape.
19:31Oh, there's tape under it?
19:33There's tape under this.
19:34But I think that could also just be the fibers inside the carpet.
19:37Could be the cord.
19:38That's a curve.
19:39I think that's the kind of opening is the cord.
19:42I think this is, like, pretty close to out of bounds.
19:45Disrespectful.
19:45Disrespectful.
19:46Yeah.
19:47I can't think.
19:47Especially with the putting right there on the tape.
19:51Don't ask me math.
19:52I don't know.
19:53But if you win tomorrow.
19:54I'm pretty sure that's half.
19:55I'm pretty sure when you multiply by half.
19:56Yeah, if you win tomorrow.
19:57Yeah, if you win tomorrow, it's even.
19:59You got to win tomorrow.
19:59He's trying to fool you.
20:00Yeah, so I got you there.
20:02You got him.
20:03Also, when you divide by one equals two.
20:07One divided by one is two.
20:09Is that true?
20:10Yeah.
20:11One divided by one is two.
20:12Pretty sure I heard that somewhere.
20:13One divided by one is also two.
20:14I think one divided by one is one.
20:16It's one.
20:17Like, any number divided by one.
20:19Yeah, let's check.
20:20Let's double check.
20:20Don't do this.
20:21Is it missing from me?
20:22I heard it wrong.
20:24Okay.
20:24I think it's just like any number divided by one.
20:26Don't say, you just.
20:26There's one.
20:27There's some way to get two.
20:29There's a way to get two.
20:30Like, is it.
20:31I don't know.
20:32Is it.
20:32Is it.
20:33Oh, plus one.
20:34We need to do one plus one.
20:36That's how you get to that.
20:37That's the missing equation.
20:40It's a mockery.
20:41What?
20:42I agree.
20:43What?
20:45You're standing right behind me.
20:46Where do you want me to understand me?
20:48This would be right behind me.
20:50This is not.
20:50Where?
20:51Where?
20:54Oh, no.
20:58That was crazy.
20:59I got it.
21:03I just got assaulted, but that's fine.
21:05Popped my calf muscles.
21:13Oh, oh, boy.
21:15Yeah, that ain't good.
21:16Oh, that's it.
21:18That's it.
21:18That's it.
21:18Yes.
21:21Let's go.
21:22Did that just end on a fault?
21:24I thought that was a win, though.
21:32The Youngs get a massive, massive point.
21:35My bad.
21:36Make it 6-4.
21:38We're still down two, but that's big right there, Nicky.
21:40That's huge, and it's still anybody's game as of tomorrow.
21:44It's a 6-4.
21:45You want to give us a pump-up speech?
21:48I'm thrilled.
21:49Dude, it's anybody's game.
21:506-4.
21:51We're weighing at 7-3.
21:52We're cooked.
21:537-3.
21:54There's 12 points tomorrow, so we have to win five and a half matches.
21:58All right.
21:59Out of 12.
22:01Hey, since I injured my leg, can I drive a car tomorrow?
22:03We have a couple.
22:06Nothing's that good.
22:07All right.
22:09Let's win it tomorrow.
22:10Ladies and gentlemen, it all comes down to this.
22:13$40,000 on the line.
22:16It's Team Young versus Team Old, and it's the 2026 Barstow-Chicago Mini Golf Open.
22:22Me and PFT are first.
22:24Having a must-win first round and having it be myself is a little nerve-wracking,
22:27but I'm excited to kind of be done and then just root on the team.
22:30Do you have blue shirts anywhere?
22:39Hank starting us off here in round number three, the final round.
22:50Put the pressure on them.
22:51They have to win every match.
22:53I'd much rather just face the pressure right away.
22:56Whoa.
22:57Not a bad strategy right there by Hank.
22:59Hank, he's got a line.
23:03Come on.
23:07Whoa.
23:09Whoa.
23:11Whoa.
23:11It's a tee and off.
23:12Our second match of the day.
23:14We got 11 on the deck.
23:17Wait, wait, wait, wait.
23:18I just don't want to rick any run.
23:20No, it's OK.
23:20I'm already struggling as it is.
23:24Oh, misses it.
23:25There we go, Kate.
23:26There we go, Kate.
23:26Loses the hole.
23:27Kate goes up by two.
23:29Unsupervised toddler.
23:30He beat me.
23:30Yeah.
23:32Good.
23:32A little bit of a rocky start, but he's, he recovered.
23:35But everyone, everyone left him.
23:37It was a sea of blue at Minty.
23:39They were just pushing this guy around like it was a little giant.
23:41Bitcoin, that's a tough miss right there by PFT.
23:44You would.
23:45You would.
23:46Are you going Saturday?
23:47Oh, my God.
23:48Oh, no.
23:49I mean, what the fuck was that?
23:52What?
23:52The ball hit the bottom of the cup gently and bounced out.
23:57This is bizarre, which has happened.
23:59I hit like a perfectly normal.
24:01The ball hit the bottom of the cup.
24:02That's golf.
24:03No, do you want to do that?
24:05That's golf.
24:06That's golf.
24:06That's golf.
24:07This is a weird, it's weird.
24:09Yeah, but where was that yesterday?
24:10What was that logic yesterday?
24:12The ball.
24:12It literally trickled into the bottom of the cup and bounced out.
24:15That's the bounce out is the problem.
24:17Off the bottom.
24:18He counted it yesterday.
24:19Who's what?
24:20He counted it yesterday when it happened to you.
24:22Oh, the chaps counted yesterday.
24:25The ball has to go in the cup because that's golf.
24:28The basketball shot going is .
24:31Yeah, a lot of times the ball would go through the rim and then come back out in basketball.
24:36And the problem is that that doesn't count.
24:39That's the problem.
24:40It actually goes all the way down and it pops back out and it actually counts.
24:43What does that even mean?
24:44It doesn't matter now.
24:45If the full ball goes below the rim and it comes back out and it counts.
24:47Stick to golf.
24:48I think it does count.
24:49Stick to golf.
24:49In basketball.
24:51I like you.
24:52But that one was bad.
24:53That one was bad.
24:55Hank's going to play on this same exact hole.
24:57That's the only way we can make this fair.
25:00And make it right.
25:01That's golf.
25:02You see that in the Masters.
25:03What would they call it?
25:04What if he bounces this off?
25:05Yeah.
25:06Now all of a sudden you're like, that's just golf.
25:07There's nothing I can do.
25:08It is just golf.
25:09I didn't invent anything.
25:10Every other ruling, you're like, come on.
25:12Let's be real.
25:12Let's go.
25:14One call, aren't we?
25:15I just thought about that.
25:16Yep.
25:16Not one goddamn time.
25:18Yep.
25:18Let's go wait for the first call.
25:19Just call three seconds on there.
25:20No, no, no.
25:21I understand.
25:21Literally every single call.
25:23Literally one call.
25:23Would you agree every single call has gone against us?
25:25No.
25:26Yes.
25:26What call?
25:27Point to one call that you've given me.
25:28I don't remember.
25:29Yeah, because you haven't done it.
25:30One makeup is all we ask.
25:31Just admit that what you're doing is bullshit.
25:33Just give us one.
25:34Just one comment.
25:34I'm not even asking you to rig it for us.
25:35I just want one.
25:36I just want you to not rig it for them.
25:38Honestly.
25:38Honestly.
25:40All I can do is make a call.
25:41You're fucking me?
25:42Just kiss me too.
25:43Just let me know.
25:43Just whisper in my ear and be like,
25:45Hey, I'm fucking you right now.
25:46No.
25:46It's fine.
25:46I don't care if you fuck me.
25:47We're just trying to do the right thing.
25:49Because right now it's the R word.
25:51What you're doing?
25:52Yeah.
25:52I'm not consenting.
25:54I am not consenting.
25:55This was...
25:56This was your idea.
25:57Let's fucking go.
25:59Let's go.
26:00Holy shit.
26:01As we go to the replay right here.
26:02Oh my God.
26:03What a chip by B of T.
26:05Holy shit.
26:05Hold on guys.
26:06Pete wants to say that wasn't good.
26:08Yeah.
26:08Pete, do you want to pick that one up for me?
26:10Hey.
26:11That's how you respond, baby.
26:12Let's fucking go.
26:13Chief and Eddie are off on hole number one.
26:15Let's go back to Hank and PFT though.
26:18As they're heading to 17.
26:20Oh my God.
26:21No way.
26:23Great party.
26:24Hank goes up one as we head to 18.
26:27Hank, PFT leading us off.
26:30That's a great roll.
26:32Oh yeah.
26:32Oh yeah.
26:33Let's go.
26:34Let's go.
26:35Let's go.
26:37Let's go.
26:38Hank Lockwood.
26:39Let's go.
26:40Is going to take the first match for Team Young.
26:43Mincie.
26:43Stay in the fight.
26:44Mincie.
26:46Oh.
26:46Oh, well played.
26:48He could go just...
26:49Oh my God.
26:49Why's he doing it like that?
26:52Nicely done.
26:53Good hole.
26:54He plays it safe.
26:56Mark.
26:57Don't worry.
26:58Don't worry.
26:59Oh, that's a foul.
27:00Sorry.
27:01Mincie, it's all right.
27:02She still has to go.
27:02That is it.
27:03I'm not arguing.
27:04No, no, no.
27:05Pete.
27:05Very respectable floor right there, I believe.
27:09Beautiful.
27:10Pete.
27:10Pete takes the floor.
27:12Pete takes the floor.
27:14Yeah, but if it's touching the rock, you can move it off the rock.
27:17But if it's touching the rock, you can move it off the rock.
27:19If you're going to hit it, like where are you going to hit it?
27:21It seems fine.
27:22Yeah.
27:23If you move it off the rock, it's half an inch.
27:24Can I move the rock?
27:25No.
27:25Why wouldn't you be able to touch the rock?
27:27You've always played that.
27:29You've always played that.
27:30I'm not arguing.
27:31We're good.
27:31We're good.
27:31We're good.
27:32We're good.
27:32We're good.
27:33We're good.
27:33There's a question you just asked.
27:34I can't move the ball, but you can move the rock.
27:37Yes.
27:38I can move the rock?
27:39No, no, no.
27:39Mincie can move the rock.
27:40I can move the rock.
27:42Got it.
27:43Close it out.
27:44Mincie wins the hole.
27:45My God.
27:47Going to hole 18.
27:48A lot of pressure on Kate here.
27:52I love it.
27:52That's a great shot, Mincie.
27:54Great shot.
27:55Exactly how it drew it up.
28:05That's it.
28:20KB wins.
28:21That's three in a row for Team Young.
28:23Three in a row in our first three matches.
28:26Which is bullshit.
28:31If Chief doesn't win, we're in a lot of trouble.
28:34Chief.
28:35Two right here.
28:37That's an amazing shot.
28:39Good shot.
28:41All right, baby.
28:42Who sneezed?
28:43Who sneezed?
28:45Who sneezed?
28:45Donnie.
28:46You got me sick.
28:47You got me sick.
28:48You got me sick.
28:49You got me sick.
28:49You got me sick.
28:49You, Mark.
28:50It's crazy.
28:51Gentleman's game.
28:53Gentleman's game.
28:54That's how you're behaving.
28:55It's crazy.
29:00Oh.
29:01No head.
29:03Chief.
29:04A voice catastrophe.
29:06Sneeze game.
29:07No more.
29:08As we are once again all tied up going to hole 18.
29:15Yes.
29:16No.
29:17Good boy.
29:21For three.
29:23Good three.
29:24Good three.
29:25Good three.
29:25Good three.
29:27Huge moment.
29:28No sneezing.
29:30Eddie.
29:31There it is.
29:32With a near perf.
29:34Great putt, Eddie.
29:35Great putt from Eddie.
29:38There it is, Eddie.
29:39Yes, Eddie.
29:41Fucking go, Eddie.
29:42Fucking go, Eddie.
29:43Oh.
29:43Fucking yeah, Ed.
29:44Fucking yeah, Ed.
29:45Making four straight wins for Team Young.
29:49Yeah.
29:49Ivo was down three in this competition.
29:52With the chaps right here and then ultimately found a way to scrap and claw his way back.
29:57Now we're all tied up.
29:58Going to hole 18.
30:03Good step off.
30:05Good step off.
30:06Take your time.
30:07Take your time.
30:09Bring that heart rate down.
30:14Yes.
30:15Yes.
30:16Yes.
30:16Let's go.
30:19Chaps for two.
30:21Good job, Chaps.
30:24Great team, Chaps.
30:27Great team, Chaps.
30:27Oh no.
30:29Oh no.
30:34No way.
30:38Let's go, Blue.
30:39Come on, Chaps.
30:41Yes.
30:42You gave us life, Chaps.
30:43You gave us life, Chaps.
30:45You gave us life, Chaps.
30:47Now let's get Chains.
30:48Now let's get Chains.
30:58Get a good angle.
30:59Get a good angle.
31:07Good step off.
31:08Take your time.
31:10Should I try and...
31:10Should I try and bang it or just try and...
31:12Yeah.
31:13You should...
31:14Yeah, I mean...
31:15There's a rock in between your ball and the ball.
31:16I know a ball like.
31:17Should I try and bang it of this ball or should I just try it?
31:19Bank it short.
31:20Yeah.
31:20Yeah.
31:21Good job.
31:22Great shot.
31:24Good job.
31:24Great fucking hold.
31:27Good job, Jay.
31:28Way to read that green.
31:29Good job.
31:32I'm still trying to figure out what he's looking at.
31:34He's like, trying to read the green.
31:38Giant rock.
31:38I'm trying to see where the bunk is.
31:40Because the Chief was like, maybe a blind.
31:42I was like, I don't think I missed that guy.
31:43That was the right call.
31:45Blue team.
31:46Blue team.
31:47If Donnie misses, I win.
31:48All right, let's go.
31:49Let's go, Mark.
31:50Let's go.
31:51Come on, Chef.
31:52Good job, Chef.
31:54Good job, Chef.
31:55Good job, Chef.
31:57Good job.
31:57Yeah, there we go.
31:58Good job.
31:59Good job.
32:00Good job.
32:01We're in an all-time shape.
32:02Gentleman's game.
32:02Gentleman's game.
32:03Gentleman's game.
32:03Gentleman's game.
32:04Well played.
32:05We go to a tiebreaker on hole 18.
32:13Out of bounds.
32:14That one will be OB.
32:17Oh my word.
32:18Yeah, this is getting out of hand.
32:20That could have been a lot easier earlier.
32:24I hate everything.
32:30All right.
32:31You can beat a 20.
32:33Hey, Chief, have you played yet?
32:35Did you win or lose?
32:36I lost.
32:36Exactly.
32:37Oh my God, Chief.
32:39That's fair.
32:40That's fair.
32:41That's absolutely.
32:41That's fair.
32:42Big deal.
32:42Omega's saying get out of my face.
32:45Listen.
32:46Whoa!
32:47Jay!
32:48I was going to say Jay could easily fuck up.
32:51Oh my God.
32:53Make sure you take your time on this one here, Che.
32:54Get a good reach.
32:56Get a good reach.
32:57Get a good reach.
32:57Don't let any rush you.
32:58Take your time.
32:59Stay for the moment.
33:01Look at all angles.
33:02You eyes me out with a pussy move.
33:04What?
33:04It was a pussy move.
33:06It was a pussy move.
33:06You took 10 minutes.
33:07You were touching.
33:08Oh, oh.
33:09Like it was going to move.
33:12Two.
33:12Two.
33:13In the tiebreaker for Steven Shea.
33:15He wins the match.
33:17Don't worry.
33:18You know it's great.
33:20He is.
33:21He is.
33:21He is.
33:22Everyone agrees with you.
33:30It's not going to matter.
33:32No.
33:32He ties the hole, but he needed to win it to keep it alive.
33:36Flutman.
33:36Very impressive.
33:38Beats Tate and he gets the point for Team Young.
33:40Make it 10-9.
33:41That's the best I've played all week.
33:43I know.
33:44You played great.
33:45That was incredible.
33:46It was his day.
33:50It's alright.
33:51It's alright.
33:54Boom hover.
33:55I love that.
33:56Get down there.
33:56Good putt, Dave.
33:57Great save.
33:58I love that, David.
34:00Great save.
34:00Good putt.
34:01Good roll, Dave.
34:04Get out of here.
34:05Get out of here.
34:08You can say pussy.
34:09Okay.
34:17He's melting down, Dave.
34:19He's melting down, Dave.
34:21He's melting down, Dave.
34:21He's melting down, Dave.
34:22All tied up.
34:25Hey.
34:34You are an asshole.
34:36You are an asshole.
34:36You are a fucking asshole, Dante.
34:39Nailed.
34:41Reverse jinxed him.
34:42Nailed.
34:43Reverse jinxed him.
34:44Like, that's dick.
34:44Come on.
34:45Spider now, just a one-hole lead.
34:48Big Cat, by the way, four up right now as we're approaching the midway point of their round.
34:53Good point.
34:54Good point.
34:55Yeah.
34:56Fuck you, Pete.
34:57Let's go.
34:57Fuck you, Pete.
34:58Let's go, baby.
35:01Let's go.
35:01Let's go.
35:02Good fucking man.
35:04No way.
35:06Oh, that would've been heartbreaking.
35:09Respect.
35:09I thought that was going in.
35:10Respect.
35:12Yeah, there's no way he misses it.
35:15Oh!
35:16Wow!
35:20He really hate to see that.
35:23Let's go.
35:23Come on, Dave.
35:24You said no way, but there was a way.
35:26Let's go, Dave.
35:27You got it, Dave.
35:28Ladies and gentlemen, White Sox Dave has come back and tied it up.
35:32Three for White Sox Dave over there.
35:36Spider overshoots it.
35:37Great time.
35:38And folks, we're all square heading to 18, big time.
35:40It's not built for me.
35:41You're not supposed to say that.
35:42Oh, no!
35:43Can I have my real caddy over here, please?
35:45What happened to you listening to Chats only?
35:47I haven't asked him to give me an ounce of advice.
35:50I didn't talk to you before you, Chuck.
35:51I think.
35:52You've been talking to me this whole match.
35:54Hey, walk in.
35:54Walk in.
35:55Don't say piddle.
35:56Don't say piddle.
35:57Don't say piddle.
35:59Walk in, Dave.
36:00Oh!
36:01That's the second attempt right there for Dave.
36:03Almost had it.
36:07He's gonna piss on his calf.
36:10All right, Spider, you got it.
36:11Four.
36:12Pick your fucking rubber ramp.
36:13Four.
36:14Eddie.
36:15Come on.
36:16No.
36:17No.
36:18Did you say pee on his back?
36:20I bet he said pee on the floor.
36:21You said pee on the floor?
36:23Come on, Eddie.
36:27Great shot.
36:29Listen, to beat four, that's doable.
36:34For the win, Kat.
36:35For the win, for the win.
36:36I'm going to be my guy.
36:37Even though you're not on my team, I'm always rooting for you.
36:42Up 11-9.
36:44Let's go!
36:45Let's go!
36:47Let's go!
36:47It was a pleasure.
36:53Had to have it.
36:54Great job.
36:54You can have this one, Ed.
36:56Okay.
36:57You can have this one.
36:59He took the first shot.
37:04Did I?
37:04Yeah.
37:05Yesterday?
37:06Yeah, all week.
37:07All week.
37:10Yeah, that's done.
37:12All right.
37:12It all comes down to T-Bob and Max.
37:18T-Bob with two-hole lead for the match.
37:26T-Bob with an extremely impressive two.
37:34Oh, Max needed it.
37:36He needed that one.
37:37If he doesn't hit this, T-Bob wins the match.
37:41Oh!
37:42Let's go!
37:44Let's go!
37:46Let's go!
37:46T-Bob just won it.
37:47He just tied it up for T-Bow.
37:49T-O-T.
37:5011-11!
37:51Oh, shit.
37:52Connor Griffin.
37:53History.
37:54And we are here for it live.
37:56How lucky are we?
37:57They're going holes-in-ones.
37:59So whoever has the most hole-in-ones after first five shots for each team, that team wins.
38:05But if they're tied up after five, which I think there's a good chance nobody hits a hole-in-one
38:09in that first five.
38:10Right.
38:11I don't care.
38:11Then we go to just sudden death.
38:13Sudden death.
38:13Sudden death.
38:16Come on.
38:17Oh, come on.
38:17Get in!
38:19Nice shot.
38:21Jerry.
38:21Good effort, Jerry.
38:23Off the side.
38:24Lining it up.
38:26Can't get her over the bridge.
38:27This might take forever.
38:28This might take forever.
38:31OK, B.
38:32Oh, my God.
38:33Too strong.
38:34Of course.
38:37Left.
38:40It's all right.
38:41Good effort.
38:44Nope.
38:45All right, PFT.
38:45Come on, PFT.
38:47This might have been a bad idea.
38:50Does he have it?
38:51PFT.
38:52Oh!
38:53Oh!
38:54Participant for the youngs.
38:55Oh, my God.
38:57Lockwood!
38:57Oh!
39:00Oh!
39:01He's devastated.
39:04Never had a chance.
39:06No, it didn't.
39:06It didn't.
39:07It didn't.
39:08Does he have it?
39:09Oh!
39:13Can he be a champion?
39:14Ron Deutsch.
39:15Fuck!
39:17We know this.
39:18We know this.
39:19We know this.
39:21This would kill me.
39:22But don't make me!
39:24No dishes, no nothing if this happens.
39:26It's lava hot.
39:27We know what they'd be hanging from the ceiling.
39:30Stepping up to the tee box.
39:31Lava hot Ben Mince.
39:33With a chance to win.
39:34Oh!
39:35Oh!
39:36Oh!
39:37Oh!
39:40Steven Che.
39:42Ooh.
39:43Hard on.
39:44Yes.
39:44This would erase him.
39:45He's won for the moment.
39:47Can he have his moment right here?
39:49I mean, not even close.
39:52Ohio State.
39:55Ah!
39:55Nope.
39:58Eddie!
39:59Eddie!
39:59Eddie!
40:00Eddie!
40:00Eddie!
40:01Eddie!
40:01Eddie!
40:03Eddie!
40:05Eddie!
40:05Eddie!
40:05Eddie!
40:06Eddie!
40:07Eddie!
40:08Eddie!
40:10Eddie!
40:12Eddie!
40:13Eddie!
40:15Eddie!
40:16Eddie!
40:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
40:30No, no, no, no, no.
40:31Dave, Dave.
40:33There we go.
40:35What sucks, Dave?
40:37What sucks, Dave?
40:41That does hold Max.
40:42So close.
40:44Dave.
40:47Yeah, I would've killed you.
40:49That's a great ball.
40:50Ball, Max, you were built for this, Max.
40:53You were built for this moment, Max.
40:55Redemption.
40:58Max DeLinte.
41:00Oh, he got it.
41:01That might be it.
41:09Oh, my God!
41:10Oh, my God!
41:12I own this car!
41:13I own this car!
41:16That's a fucking bubble!
41:18Oh, my God!
41:20Thank you, sir!
41:22Let's go!
41:27Let's go!
41:28Let's fucking go!
41:29Let's go!
41:30Let's go!
41:30Let's go!
41:31Come on!
41:32I'm hogging your big ass!
41:33Stay in there, Dave.
41:34Come on, Dave.
41:36What am I?
41:37Devostating.
41:39Mincy's now won half a million dollars in prize money.
41:45Hell of a putt, man.
41:48Both teams had 20 shots at it.
41:51I love you so much.
41:52It was always you.
41:54I mean, you were...
41:55Redemption.
41:55Redemption.
41:55You were nailed.
41:57Redemption.
41:58I know, but you were nailed.
41:59The trick shots.
42:01We couldn't have played them better every time.
42:03We had a good match.
42:04We both went Gator.
42:06Yeah.
42:06We both got threes here.
42:08We both made pizza.
42:08And we both made pizza.
42:10I love Max so much.
42:11He's just clutch.
42:12The guy's clutch.
42:13Thank you, man.
42:1399% of this day, not great for me.
42:151% mattered.
42:16That's it.
42:18Until next time.
42:21I remember being here just a year ago
42:24and beef with the heroics on this hole on 18.
42:27And so if we're lucky enough to win Team Blue,
42:29I'm going to donate my part of the winnings
42:30to the Beef Scholarship Fund.
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