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Ever wish you had a sound effect that reminds you when to change your tampon? If so, this mock-commercial is for you!

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Transcript
00:04I just can't seem to balance being a wife, friend, entrepreneur, and remember to change my tampon.
00:12I was the same way until I found sound effect tampons.
00:17Sound effect tampons? What's that?
00:22If you're a nice gal who's on the go and you can't keep track of Olon Flo, pop in one
00:28of these when you're feeling wet.
00:30It'll make a sound so you don't forget sound effect tampons.
00:34They...
00:37When they're full, sound effect tampons are customizable so you can express yourself.
00:42Whether you're turning off a lamp in a nightgown, at work crying at your standing desk,
00:52or at a bar pretending you can hear your tall male friends talk, sound effect tampons come with hundreds of
00:58fun noises to choose from.
00:59Or you can record your own.
01:01Hey Sam, it's me, your dad. Just letting you know that your tampon is full.
01:07Why'd you have me read this? Come on, Jiminy Christmas, please, just don't flush them down the toilet, okay? You
01:14know our pipes are bad.
01:17What was that?
01:18My tampon is full.
01:20Whatever the situation, sound effect tampons always have you covered.
01:25Periods are gross.
01:26What is wrong with you?
01:28What is wrong with you?
01:28I can't fucking believe this.
01:30Fuck this because this is a little cunt that I think you can just say that about our pants.
01:34God damn it. God damn it.
01:34You don't even fucking know.
01:38Sorry.
01:42Sound effect tampons.
01:44They...
01:47When they're full.
01:49Hey guys.
01:50Hey guys for watching.
01:52If you like the video, go ahead and for more videos you can subscribe to Riot.
01:57Check in here.
01:59That went pretty well.
02:01Bye.
02:01Bye.
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